"CHRISTINE!!!!!!!!"
*stab, "ARGH!" Splash!*
As the boat dissapears, the numerous rats who have gathered around the lake dive in (wearing their little orange swimsuits and carrying those funny float things of course) and drag out the prone body of the half-drowned Sands, who due to being underwater so long has suffered severe brain damage. That is, even *more* severe...
[RAT 1] Oh my poor fallen comrade! You shall not have died in vain!
[SANDS] *coughs up large amounts of lake, including a few fish* Actually I'm feeling a lot better now
[RAT 2] Well then... you shall not have bravely clung to life only to slip away after our daring rescue in vain!!
[SANDS] *sitting up* No really, I'm feeling quite alright now, thanks for the help lads, I'm off to get some dinner...
*end credits of Phantom roll, and CHRISTINE, CARLOTTA and HONORINE step forward*
[CHRISTINE, CARLOTTA, HONORINE]
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across Europe
Events which bore a striking resemblance
To the ones you have just seen- began occurring
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed,
Unsuspecting jerks from Budapest to Whitby
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of nutcase
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.
Thus The Sands worked his terrible will
Finding directors who would feed him his fill
And The Sands was discovered a danger to all
And was locked in a cage
Which had him enraged
And he was pacified with banana milkshakes
Through a plastic tube
Because he wasn't to be trusted!
[KEN RUSSELL, GABRIEL BYRNNE ]
He may offer you fortune and fame
Oral pleasure and a cult-film name
But whatever he offers you
Don't feed The Sands!
He may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Just as long as you give him his pills
But whatever he offers you
Don't feed The Sands!
[DARIO ARGENTO, ASIA ARGENTO]
Look out! He'll chomp into you!
Look out!
[GABRIEL BYRNE]
He'll steal your drugs too!
[ALL]
Keep the scenery painters on call,
We're going to need them to repair that hole!
If we fight him we've still got a chance
But whatever he offers you
Though he'll even strip off for you
Please, whatever he offers you
Don't feed The Sands
Don't feed The Sands
Don't feed The Sands!!!!!
*stab, "ARGH!" Splash!*
As the boat dissapears, the numerous rats who have gathered around the lake dive in (wearing their little orange swimsuits and carrying those funny float things of course) and drag out the prone body of the half-drowned Sands, who due to being underwater so long has suffered severe brain damage. That is, even *more* severe...
[RAT 1] Oh my poor fallen comrade! You shall not have died in vain!
[SANDS] *coughs up large amounts of lake, including a few fish* Actually I'm feeling a lot better now
[RAT 2] Well then... you shall not have bravely clung to life only to slip away after our daring rescue in vain!!
[SANDS] *sitting up* No really, I'm feeling quite alright now, thanks for the help lads, I'm off to get some dinner...
*end credits of Phantom roll, and CHRISTINE, CARLOTTA and HONORINE step forward*
[CHRISTINE, CARLOTTA, HONORINE]
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across Europe
Events which bore a striking resemblance
To the ones you have just seen- began occurring
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed,
Unsuspecting jerks from Budapest to Whitby
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of nutcase
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.
Thus The Sands worked his terrible will
Finding directors who would feed him his fill
And The Sands was discovered a danger to all
And was locked in a cage
Which had him enraged
And he was pacified with banana milkshakes
Through a plastic tube
Because he wasn't to be trusted!
[KEN RUSSELL, GABRIEL BYRNNE ]
He may offer you fortune and fame
Oral pleasure and a cult-film name
But whatever he offers you
Don't feed The Sands!
He may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Just as long as you give him his pills
But whatever he offers you
Don't feed The Sands!
[DARIO ARGENTO, ASIA ARGENTO]
Look out! He'll chomp into you!
Look out!
[GABRIEL BYRNE]
He'll steal your drugs too!
[ALL]
Keep the scenery painters on call,
We're going to need them to repair that hole!
If we fight him we've still got a chance
But whatever he offers you
Though he'll even strip off for you
Please, whatever he offers you
Don't feed The Sands
Don't feed The Sands
Don't feed The Sands!!!!!