Author Note: Another song spoof! Wooh! This is Gandalf signing Eminem's With Out Me. Lol kick back your feet and enjoy a little rap, wizard style. Disclaimer: I do not own Eminem and I love his music. Amen.

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2 Uruk-hai fighters go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1)

Refrain 2

Guess who's back, back again/ Gandalfs back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...

Verse 1

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to

see Gandalf no more they want Frodo I'm chopped Uruk

well if you want Gandalf, this is what I'll give ya

a little bit of weed mixed with some old winyard

some lembas that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a

shock when I get whipped at Khazad-dûm by a Balrog when I'm not cooperating

when I'm rocking the bridge while he's operating

you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Elrond but your daughter's heart problem's complicating

So Saruman wont let me be or let me be me so let me see

they tried to shut me down on Caradhras but it feels so empty without me

So come on and fight, scars on your hands fuck that, blood on your lips and some on your chin and get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy

I just killed a bunch of orcs now Fuck YOU SAURON!

Chorus (X2)

Now this looks like a quest for me so everybody just follow me

cuz we need a little wizardry, cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2

Little hellions orcs feeling rebellious embarrassed, that Saruman still listen to Sauron they start feeling the Mordor helpless, 'til someone comes along on a quest and yells "bitch"

The eye of Sauron, the eye is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel

so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got everyone kissing my beard

and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my beard you ask for me?

Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your broken palantir tune it in and then I'm gonna

enter in and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the white

I'm interesting, the best thing since laments

Infesting in your hobbits ears and nesting

Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Chorus (X2)

Verse 3

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll kill this or that with anybody who's talking this shit that shit. The Uruk-hia Lurtz you can get your ass kicked

worse than them little goblin bastards, and Saruman

you can get stomped by Sauron, you really old multi colored fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to Sauron

Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole new title and cloak

I've been dope, suspenseful with a staff ever since Saruman turned himself into a traitor

But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm wise and powerful, but its just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first leader of Maiar

I am the worst thing since Morgoth, to do wizarding so un-selfishly

and use it to get myself famous(Hey)

there's a concept that works

20 million other white wizards emerge

but no matter how Maiar on Tanquetil it'd be so empty without me

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Hope you enjoyed that little moment of random insanity! Please review with your thoughts =^-^= Namarie! Aranel/Sarah ~