The Random Whatever play (I forgot the name Okay!?)



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Gathering the Cast and The Play Starts!!





Lala!! Come back here with the script!!

Lala: *Flapping her arms like an insane person while running around in circles with the script in her hand* WEEEEEEE!!!

GIMME MY SCRIPT!!!!!!!!

Lala: Okay!! *Hands her the script*

Now Let's continue with the cast... And remember, {} is me and [] is Lala. Also, we're not excepting any "real" people in the play. The only reason that Lala is in it is because she has the script.

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Fan (Scrooge's sister)- Fehizi because I'm running out of female characters...

Fezziwig [It's Fizzywig!!] {No, it's Fezziwig!!} [FIZZYWIG!!!] {FIZZIWIG!!}- Iodem because um... Just because!!

Dick [*snickers*]- Agatio because once again, I don't know why.

Martha Cratchit: Sheba because because!!



Crew

Director: ME!!!

Stage hand: Jenna because it's usually Felix who gets this kind of thing, but since he's playing Marley, his relation will have to do!!

Props coordinator: Master Hama. No reason.

That's all for now...

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Okay, when there will be minor (I mean really minor) characters in the play, I will just announce them whenever they first speak.

Lala: We'll also do a behind the scenes look after each chapter!

That's right! Now let's move on!!

Lala: YAY!! I've already called everyone to my house!

Why your house?

Lala: Because we're at my house right now!

Oh yeah... Anyways, do you realize that this will be the first time that Picard has seen you since the entire kidnapping thing?

Lala: He may have escaped, but I'll get him to come back to me...

You were mistreating him!

Lala: not anymore! I'll get him to be mine yet.

What are you gonna do?

Lala: You'll see... Now I'm gonna go and bake cookies!!

Okay...

*Doorbell rings*

I'll get it!!

*All the Golden Sun People come in*

HI!

Garet: It said there were cookies on this invitation.

Uh, yeah... Anyways, come in!

*Everyone comes in*

Well, I have gathered you all here for an important announcement.

Isaac: *sarcastically* Oh boy, this should be fun...

Quiet you. Anyways, I have decided to do a parody of "A Christmas Carol"!!

Mia: Aren't there other authors who are doing that?

Yes, but none of them are doing the play version!!

Picard: And what is so special about a play?

Lala: STAGE DIRECTIONS!!

Picard: AGHHHH NOT YOU!!! *Tries to run away*

Lala: *Grabs Picard by the collar* Oh no you don't!! I need to have a private chat with you! *Pulls Picard into a separate room*

Picard: Lord help me!!

Everyone Else: ^_^;;

Um, okay... anyways, here are your parts!!

Isaac- Bob Cratchit. Mia- Mrs. Cratchit

Mia: Hey!! Why do I have to be her?

Because I like you and Isaac together. Now moving on... Ivan- Tiny Tim Garet- Ghost of Christmas Present

Garet: All Right!! I get the food!!

*Big crash can be heard from the room Lala and Picard are in*

^_^;; Okay, moving on. Felix- Marley Sheba- Martha Cratchit Fehizi- Fan Kraden- Scrooge

Kraden: What do you have against the old guy?

Um... You're old? Alex- Ghost of Christmas past

Alex: Hey! I thought that it was a she!

Nope, you're wrong! Iodem- Fezziwig Agatio- Dick

*Everyone bursts into laughter*

Agatio: I refuse to play a character called "Dick"!!

*Everyone laughs harder*

FINE!! His new name is now Richard

*Everyone laughs harder still*

Random guy who was there for some reason: *blows up from laughing too much*

AGGH!! I GIVE UP!!!

*Lala and Picard emerge from the room. They are both very red. Picard looks triumphant while Lala is steaming mad*

Um... Better now?

Picard: Yup!!

Lala: *Steams*

Okay...

Garet: Uh, where are the cookies?

Lala: AGHHH!!! MY COOKIES!!!!! *Runs off to save cookies*

Lala: *Comes out with burnt cookies* Ug, I don't think anyone would want to eat...

Garet: COOKIES!!! *Eats them all*

Everyone: ^_^;; Okay..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Play Begins NOTE: Stage directions are in []

ACT 1

Scene 1



ACTION!!

Lala: That's what they say when they're making movies, not plays.

Shut up!

Lala: Shut don't go up!

That is so old...

Lala: Shut up your mouth!

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[Ghostly music plays. Marley is there looking dead. He speaks.]

Marley: My name is Jacob Marley, and I am dead.

Voice from offstage: Hey! Who are you talking to? Yourself??

*Turns on Christmas music*

Voice from offstage: AGHHHHHHHH!!! *Begins to scream profanities*

Knew it... ACTION!!! AGAIN!!!

Marley: Where do I continue from?? And what's my motivation?

Uh...

Marley: Have you ever done this before? If you have, how did it go last time? If you haven't, then why are you doing it now? Is it your dream to be a director?

SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Marley: Shut don't go up...

AGHHHH!!! FELIX! COFFEE!

Marley: How can I bring you coffee if I'm acting?

Oh yeah... JENNA!!! COFFEE!!!

Jenna: *Mumbling* I just had to be related to him.

Ahhhh.... Coffee.... Go. Continue....

Marley: Um... Where was I?

Maybe we should wrap up for the day...

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BACKSTAGE!!!

~*In Isaac's Dressing Room*~

Isaac: I am a good actor, I am a good actor, I am a good actor, I am a good actor...

Mia: Uh, whom are you talking to?

Isaac: SILENCE!!!!

Mia: O.O Sorry........

~*In Picard's Dressing Room*~

Lawyer: So you're suing for Kidnapping, setting monsters at you, and physical abuse?

Picard: Don't forget emotional abuse.

Lawyer: Did she tease you?

Picard: No.

Lawyer: Did she call you names?

Picard: No.

Lawyer: Did she bring back any bad memories?

Picard: No.

Lawyer: Then what did she do?

Picard: Have you ever seen her?

Lawyer: No.

Picard: Well go see her and then imagine having to live with her and telling yourself that she will be on your case forever.

Lawyer: Okay...

~*Felix's Dressing Room*~

Sheba: Felix, it's not gonna fit!!

Felix: I'll make it fit then!!

Sheba: Felix! How many tines will have to tell you that it's not gonna fit?

Felix: It's almost in...

Sheba: Ow! Felix! You're hurting me!!

Felix: AGHH!! GET IN!!!

Sheba: Listen to me Felix; YOU CAN"T FIT A PIANO THROUGH THIS GODDAMN DOOR!!!

Felix: YES I CAN!!!

Sheba: AT ANY CASE, GET THIS STUPID THING OFF OF MY FOOT!!!

[Now what did you think they were talking about? You peoples have sick minds...]

{Maybe it was just YOU who has a sick mind?}

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~*In Garet's Dressing Room*~

Garet: I think I have a stomachache....

Jenna: Probably from eating too many burnt cookies....

Garet: Ug, I don't feel good... *Begins to turn green*

Jenna: O.o Maybe I should leave.............

Garet: *Throws up on Jenna*

[We'll leave it at that.]

{That was disgusting...}



~*Agatio's Dressing Room*~

Agatio: What's that? I am a good actor? Why thank you!!

Ivan: *Thinks to himself* Who is he talking to??

Agatio: I love you Teddy bear...

Ivan: *Bursts into laughter*

Agatio: YOU WERE LISTENING!!!

Ivan: Uh oh...



~*At Starbucks®*~

Ahhhh, coffee...

Lala: You know we didn't really do any of the play.

Coffee....

Lala: Are you even listening to me?

Coffee........

Lala: Okay.... I'm sane.

Coffee........

Lala: Hey! There's a really hot guy there!!

WHERE!!!

Lala: BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Coffee.........

Lala: x.x....