The Christmas Carol Play Thingy...
AGHHHH!!! IT"S ONLY THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!! I"LL NEVER FINISH IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala: Uh, You're upset aren't you?
I CAN"T FINISH THE ENTIRE PLAY IN FOUR DAYS!!!!
Lala: Guess this is not the best time to tell you...
Tell me what??
Lala: I'm moving so this may the last time that I can work on the play...
WHAT ABOUT THE HUMOR!?!?!?
Lala: I already took care of that.
~*Flashback*~
Lala: *Posts something on the Really, really, really, really, really, really magic board like thing but it's really magic because it allows everyone except for the director to see it thing*
Isaac: WOOHOO!!! We no longer have to memorize lines!! We get to improvise all of it!!
All: YAY!!!
~*End Flashback*~
Lala: Uh, yeah, I took care of that.
Thank you!! Now you may leave!!
Lala: Wait a minute, you're doing the play at my house!! Where are you going to move it??
To the unused and haunted auditorium on the other side of town!
Lala: Good luck.....
~*At the unused and haunted auditorium at the other side of town*~
Jenna: I don't like this place. I have the feeling that the undead walks here.....
Ghost: Boo!!!
Jenna: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ghost: HAHAHAHA!!
Jenna: GARET!!!
Ghost (Garet): Uh oh....
Jenna: *chases the "ghost" while swing her sword around*
Garet: MOMMY!!!
Ivan:*Ignores the two* If Lala is gone, who will play the Ghost of Christmas Future??
I took care of that already.
*door swings open. A figure stands in the shadows. Creepy music that sounds like a dog playing a piano comes in*
Isaac: Hey! Where's the creepy music that sounds like a dog playing a piano coming from??
The speakers are broken.
Figure: Why did you drag me out of bed to come to this god forbidden place at six in the morning??
Sorry Liz.
Mia: You mean the Liz that goes by the name of Star Goddess??
The very one. She's agreed to play the part of Future since Lala is gone.
Liz: Could never depend on that girl....
Uh, could we not talk about you guys war??
Liz: Whatever, I just don't get why you called me here if I don't have a scene for three more acts.
Okay........
~*The Play*~
ACT 1
Scene 1
Part 2
Uh... Continue from "Good Afternoon" Scrooge!!
Cast: *Blank Stares*
What's wrong??
Marley: We have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh yeah, Lala said that she changed the script a little... Just start!
Scrooge: MONEY!!! I LOVE MONEY
Charity Woman 1 (Hotel Woman from Vale): Yo! Give us some money for the poor and stuff!!
Charity Woman 2 (Garet's Sister): Yeah! Give US some money too so we'll be able to go see a movie cause we're like, broke.
Scrooge: GET AWAY FROM ME MONEY!!!! *Hisses*
Charity Woman 2: Like, don't mess with me old geezer 'cause I like, know some psynergy and stuff and I got like, a really bad temper! Ask Garet/Ghost of Christmas Present.
Garet/Ghost of Christmas Present: Save Meeeeee!!
Scrooge: GET AWAY FROM ME MONEY!!!
Charity Woman 1: Alright, bring it on!
Scrooge and Charity Woman 1: *Get into a big fight*
Scrooge: x.x
Charity Woman 1: Let's steal his dough!!
Marley: You see? Scrooge was willing to fight a girl to keep his money!! That just proves that he is bad!
Bob Cratchit: *Tries to get more wood for the fire*
Scrooge: What are you doing?
Bob: Getting the fire bigger so I can roast marshmallows!!
Scrooge: No! THE MARSHMELLOWS ARE MINE!!! *Eats all the marshmallows*
Bob: Awwwwwwww...
Scrooge: Now get back to your job that only pays 15 shillings a week!!
Bob: What are shillings??
Dictionary Guy: Shillings are a type of money.
Marley: Man that dictionary guy sucked...
Bob: Uh... 15 isn't a lot...
Scrooge: GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Bob: yes sir!
Nephew: Merry Christmas!
Scrooge: And a happy New Year!!
*They Begin to sing "Aud Lang Sang" or what ever that new year song is in a strange way*
Scrooge: Oh this New Year, I'm gonna take, a lot of peoples money!!
Bob: For he is so very grreeedy!!
Nephew: Now we are making this up as we go, so this song really sucks!!
All: But we don't care since we are getting paid 2,000 bucks!!!
Scrooge: Oh I wish that I had some pudding, since I am soo hungry!!
Bob: But not the tapioca kind since that is so nasty!!
Nephew: But some people like it so we're not gonna say anything
All: Cause we are chickens and we are so afraid of pain!!
Scrooge: uh, Bah Humbug!!
Nephew: Bye Uncle!
Marley: Um... That was weird... Anyways, this evening, Ebenezer Scrooge will receive a visit from me.
~*In Scrooge's Manor*~
Scrooge: *Is making soup on the fireplace* mmmm. Soup... *Burns his tongue on the hot soup* HOT!!!!!!
Marley: OoooOOooooOOOOOOooooo.
Scrooge: Is that you Marley?
Marley: OOOOOoooooOOoooooOOOooOOOoo
Scrooge: Marley?
Marley: OooOOOOOOOooooooOOooooOOOO
Scrooge: *Hits Marley on the head with a bowl*
Marley: Ouch...
Scrooge: What do you want from me??
Marley: You know what.
Scrooge: If it's about the 500 bucks I owe you, I can put it to a 5 dollar payment a month for 100 months!!
Marley: Really? I mean you will be visited by three ghosts of Christmas!
Scrooge: Why?
Marley: I dunno. The guy in charge wanted it to be that way I guess.
Scrooge: Who's the guy in charge?
Marley: some guy named "John"
Scrooge: So will the ghost hurt me?
Marley: How the heck am I supposed to know? BYE! *Flies out the window*
Scrooge: No one ever explains things to me...
End Act 1, Part 2
*Flipping through the script feverishly* Wow, Lala changed a lot of stuff......
Liz: I don't think it was her who changed all of that...
Huh?
Liz: Nothing.
~*Felix's Dressing Room*~
Felix: AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHO BROKE MY PIANO??? THEY WILL PAY!!!!!
~*Ivan's Dressing Room*~
Ivan: Gust, what are you guys doing?
Gust, Breeze, Smog, and the rest of Ivan's Djinn: *Playing with weird bottles with weird liquid inside*
Ivan: What's this say? *Reads label*
Label: WARNING: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE CHEMICALS. DO NOT MIX TOGETHER.
Ivan: uh oh.........
*BOOM*
~*Jenna's Dressing Room*~
Jenna: WEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sheba: AGHHHHHHH!
Mia: AGHHHHHHHH!!!
Isaac: AGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Garet: WEEEEEEE!!!!!
Alex: AGHHHHHHH!!!
Jenna: See? Wasn't sliding down the chimney fun??
All except for Jenna and Garet: Ow.......
Garet: Maybe we should've put the fire out first...
~*Picard's Dressing Room*~
Lawyer: So she's moved and you don't know where she is?
Picard: I want my revenge.
Lawyer: Ask LadyEon if she knows where Lala is.
Picard: Revenge...
~*At Starbucks ®*~
Liz: So why are we here again?
I need my coffee...
Liz: Riight.
Coffee...........................
AGHHHH!!! IT"S ONLY THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!! I"LL NEVER FINISH IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala: Uh, You're upset aren't you?
I CAN"T FINISH THE ENTIRE PLAY IN FOUR DAYS!!!!
Lala: Guess this is not the best time to tell you...
Tell me what??
Lala: I'm moving so this may the last time that I can work on the play...
WHAT ABOUT THE HUMOR!?!?!?
Lala: I already took care of that.
~*Flashback*~
Lala: *Posts something on the Really, really, really, really, really, really magic board like thing but it's really magic because it allows everyone except for the director to see it thing*
Isaac: WOOHOO!!! We no longer have to memorize lines!! We get to improvise all of it!!
All: YAY!!!
~*End Flashback*~
Lala: Uh, yeah, I took care of that.
Thank you!! Now you may leave!!
Lala: Wait a minute, you're doing the play at my house!! Where are you going to move it??
To the unused and haunted auditorium on the other side of town!
Lala: Good luck.....
~*At the unused and haunted auditorium at the other side of town*~
Jenna: I don't like this place. I have the feeling that the undead walks here.....
Ghost: Boo!!!
Jenna: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ghost: HAHAHAHA!!
Jenna: GARET!!!
Ghost (Garet): Uh oh....
Jenna: *chases the "ghost" while swing her sword around*
Garet: MOMMY!!!
Ivan:*Ignores the two* If Lala is gone, who will play the Ghost of Christmas Future??
I took care of that already.
*door swings open. A figure stands in the shadows. Creepy music that sounds like a dog playing a piano comes in*
Isaac: Hey! Where's the creepy music that sounds like a dog playing a piano coming from??
The speakers are broken.
Figure: Why did you drag me out of bed to come to this god forbidden place at six in the morning??
Sorry Liz.
Mia: You mean the Liz that goes by the name of Star Goddess??
The very one. She's agreed to play the part of Future since Lala is gone.
Liz: Could never depend on that girl....
Uh, could we not talk about you guys war??
Liz: Whatever, I just don't get why you called me here if I don't have a scene for three more acts.
Okay........
~*The Play*~
ACT 1
Scene 1
Part 2
Uh... Continue from "Good Afternoon" Scrooge!!
Cast: *Blank Stares*
What's wrong??
Marley: We have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh yeah, Lala said that she changed the script a little... Just start!
Scrooge: MONEY!!! I LOVE MONEY
Charity Woman 1 (Hotel Woman from Vale): Yo! Give us some money for the poor and stuff!!
Charity Woman 2 (Garet's Sister): Yeah! Give US some money too so we'll be able to go see a movie cause we're like, broke.
Scrooge: GET AWAY FROM ME MONEY!!!! *Hisses*
Charity Woman 2: Like, don't mess with me old geezer 'cause I like, know some psynergy and stuff and I got like, a really bad temper! Ask Garet/Ghost of Christmas Present.
Garet/Ghost of Christmas Present: Save Meeeeee!!
Scrooge: GET AWAY FROM ME MONEY!!!
Charity Woman 1: Alright, bring it on!
Scrooge and Charity Woman 1: *Get into a big fight*
Scrooge: x.x
Charity Woman 1: Let's steal his dough!!
Marley: You see? Scrooge was willing to fight a girl to keep his money!! That just proves that he is bad!
Bob Cratchit: *Tries to get more wood for the fire*
Scrooge: What are you doing?
Bob: Getting the fire bigger so I can roast marshmallows!!
Scrooge: No! THE MARSHMELLOWS ARE MINE!!! *Eats all the marshmallows*
Bob: Awwwwwwww...
Scrooge: Now get back to your job that only pays 15 shillings a week!!
Bob: What are shillings??
Dictionary Guy: Shillings are a type of money.
Marley: Man that dictionary guy sucked...
Bob: Uh... 15 isn't a lot...
Scrooge: GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Bob: yes sir!
Nephew: Merry Christmas!
Scrooge: And a happy New Year!!
*They Begin to sing "Aud Lang Sang" or what ever that new year song is in a strange way*
Scrooge: Oh this New Year, I'm gonna take, a lot of peoples money!!
Bob: For he is so very grreeedy!!
Nephew: Now we are making this up as we go, so this song really sucks!!
All: But we don't care since we are getting paid 2,000 bucks!!!
Scrooge: Oh I wish that I had some pudding, since I am soo hungry!!
Bob: But not the tapioca kind since that is so nasty!!
Nephew: But some people like it so we're not gonna say anything
All: Cause we are chickens and we are so afraid of pain!!
Scrooge: uh, Bah Humbug!!
Nephew: Bye Uncle!
Marley: Um... That was weird... Anyways, this evening, Ebenezer Scrooge will receive a visit from me.
~*In Scrooge's Manor*~
Scrooge: *Is making soup on the fireplace* mmmm. Soup... *Burns his tongue on the hot soup* HOT!!!!!!
Marley: OoooOOooooOOOOOOooooo.
Scrooge: Is that you Marley?
Marley: OOOOOoooooOOoooooOOOooOOOoo
Scrooge: Marley?
Marley: OooOOOOOOOooooooOOooooOOOO
Scrooge: *Hits Marley on the head with a bowl*
Marley: Ouch...
Scrooge: What do you want from me??
Marley: You know what.
Scrooge: If it's about the 500 bucks I owe you, I can put it to a 5 dollar payment a month for 100 months!!
Marley: Really? I mean you will be visited by three ghosts of Christmas!
Scrooge: Why?
Marley: I dunno. The guy in charge wanted it to be that way I guess.
Scrooge: Who's the guy in charge?
Marley: some guy named "John"
Scrooge: So will the ghost hurt me?
Marley: How the heck am I supposed to know? BYE! *Flies out the window*
Scrooge: No one ever explains things to me...
End Act 1, Part 2
*Flipping through the script feverishly* Wow, Lala changed a lot of stuff......
Liz: I don't think it was her who changed all of that...
Huh?
Liz: Nothing.
~*Felix's Dressing Room*~
Felix: AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHO BROKE MY PIANO??? THEY WILL PAY!!!!!
~*Ivan's Dressing Room*~
Ivan: Gust, what are you guys doing?
Gust, Breeze, Smog, and the rest of Ivan's Djinn: *Playing with weird bottles with weird liquid inside*
Ivan: What's this say? *Reads label*
Label: WARNING: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE CHEMICALS. DO NOT MIX TOGETHER.
Ivan: uh oh.........
*BOOM*
~*Jenna's Dressing Room*~
Jenna: WEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sheba: AGHHHHHHH!
Mia: AGHHHHHHHH!!!
Isaac: AGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Garet: WEEEEEEE!!!!!
Alex: AGHHHHHHH!!!
Jenna: See? Wasn't sliding down the chimney fun??
All except for Jenna and Garet: Ow.......
Garet: Maybe we should've put the fire out first...
~*Picard's Dressing Room*~
Lawyer: So she's moved and you don't know where she is?
Picard: I want my revenge.
Lawyer: Ask LadyEon if she knows where Lala is.
Picard: Revenge...
~*At Starbucks ®*~
Liz: So why are we here again?
I need my coffee...
Liz: Riight.
Coffee...........................