The Random Golden Sun Christmas Play!
I think I remember the title now!!
Star Goddess: Oh joy.
What's with you?
Star Goddess: *Mumbles something. *
What?
Star Goddess: *Mumbles something a little bit louder, but it is still uncomprehensionable*
Huh?
Star Goddess: I'M SCARED OKAY?!! THIS PLACE SCARES THE *Beep!!* OUT OF ME!!! I AM AFRAID OF THE *Beep!* GHOSTS AND I WANNA GO HOME!!!!
Uh, could you cut back on the cussing??
Star Goddess: *Beep!* NO!!!
Um, moving on... As you may have realized, I have changed Liz to Star Goddess. Why? Because I want the people to see that Liz is a kind and loving person. Although that little outburst kinda disproves that.....
Star Goddess: Oh just go to *beep!!* Hell for all I care!!
Uh................................
~*Ten Minutes before Curtain*~
Isaac: Do you think that LadyEon even knows about the "Script"?
Felix: No, but who cares?
Ivan: Hey, I just realized something. If we're actors, shouldn't we get insurance and all that stuff?
Garet: He's right, we should be getting a lot of stuff!
Mia: What do you want? We're all getting paid two thousand bucks for doing this.
Picard: To cause trouble.
Iodem: *Hits the wall* Ow.....
Jenna: What's with him??
Sheba: Dunno.
Agatio: I want my teddy.........
All: WHAT?!
Agatio: Nothing...........
~*Away in A room somewhere*~
Lala: AGHHHHH!!!! SHE BROUGHT LIZ OVER?! I MUST SAVE THEM!!!
~*On the Stage*~
Master Hama: Um, How are we supposed to make Kraden and Alex fly???
Um, Who knows carry??
Master Hama: Garet.
Get him to use carry on Alex.
Master Hama: What about Kraden?
Do we have rope??
Master Hama: Yes, but it's thin and it looks like it's about to break.
Then use the rope on him.
~*The Play Starts*~
ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
ACT 2
Scene 1
Scrooge: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Ghost of Chritmas Past: WAKE UP YOU MORON!!!!
Scrooge: Aghhhhh!!! I'm awake!! Hey? Who are you and what are you doing in my house?! I'm gonna call the cops on you!!
Ghost of Christmas Past: WAIT!!! I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past! One of the three spirits you were supposed to encounter! Remember?
Scrooge; No, but give me a few minutes, and I might.
~*Four hours later*~
Scrooge: nope, don't remember.
Marley: Boo.
Scrooge: OH! THOSE SPIRITS!!
Ghost of Christmas Past (GCP): What happened?
Marley: I dunno. *Disappears*
GCP: Um, Scrooge, I will take you to the past.
Scrooge: huh?
GCP: your past.
Scrooge: I'm going back to bed...........
GCP: Touch my chest.
Scrooge: WHAT?!?!?! 0.o
GCP: NOT IN THAT WAY!!!
Scrooge: oh....
[They fly off. Garet is using carry on Alex while Kraden is hanging by the thin rope]
Scrooge: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *He falls*
Master Hama: Whoops......
Mia: Uses *Pure Ply*
Kraden: Thank you.
Mia: *Smiles sweetly* Anytime! *Mutters* Stupid old man.......
BACK TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!
[they land somewhere in the past]
Scrooge: Hey! I know this place!
GCP: You should.
[They go to a school. A young Scrooge can be seen there.]
Scrooge: Yeah! Everyone went home for the holidays except me, so I devised a plan to rule the world!
GCP: Did it work?
Scrooge: What do you think??
GCP: Moving on......
[a light flashes. We are at another scene. A slightly older scrooge is present. Fan walks in]
Fan: *In a very fake way of speaking.* Oh. Brother. Please. Come Home.
CUT!!!!!!!!! FIVE-MINUTE INTERMISSION!!!!!!
~*The five minute intermission*~
Fehzi sucks!!
Star Goddess: She does, but who do we have to replace her?
*Looks at Star Goddess suspiciously*
Star Goddess: Oh no. I play the Ghost of Christmas Future, remember?
So, you're in a cloak. All they ever see of you is your arm!
Star Goddess: Grrrrrr.......
~*Away Some Where*~
Lala: Stupid age restriction.....
Picard: Hello.
Lala: AGHHHHH!!!!!
Picard: Shut up, I'm here to help.
Lala: Why?
Picard: Because I need you to do a favor for me.
Lala: Uh oh.........
~*Back at the Haunted and Abandoned Spooky Auditorium*~
BACK ON SET!!!!!! BY THE WAY, FEHZI, YOU'RE FIRED!
Fehzi: *Cries and runs away somewhere*
Star Goddess: You didn't have to yell that....
ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: Oh brother! You can come home now!!
Young Scrooge A random person picked off of the streets of Xian: Home? But is not Father at Home?
Fan: But he's changed! Last night, he spoke so kindly to me, that I dared to ask him if you could go home, and he said yes!!
Young Scrooge: Fan, you are to me good sister! Home we go and rest we take!!
[Another Flash of light. A Young Man version of Scrooge is seen at work with Fezziwig]
Fezziwig: PARTY TIME!!!!
Dick:
*Everyone bursts into Laughter*
Agatio: I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED THE NAME!!
Oops........
Richard: PARTY!!!!
Young Man Scrooge (Hsu): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[They have a party, yada yada yada.]
[Once more, a flash of Light. Young Man Scrooge and Rebecca, his true love appears]
Rebecca (The Girl Who was a Tree and You had to save her when she fell into the river): We need to talk....
Young Man Scrooge: About what?
Rebecca: You. You've changed. You no longer sing "The Ants are Marching One by One" every time I tell you that I love you.
Young Man Scrooge: Is that all?
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, you also care about money too much.
Young Man Scrooge: You can't live without money.
Rebecca: But you can live without me so BYE!!
Young Man Scrooge: Hey!! Is it just because I love money too much??
Rebecca: That and the fact that you are butt ugly! See Ya!
Scrooge: Enough of this humiliation. TAKE ME HOME!!!
GCP: I'm rather enjoying this.
Scrooge: I KNOW ALCHEMY TYPE STUFF!! DON"T MAKE ME USE IT!!
GCP: And I know psynergy. *Uses glacier*
Scrooge: *Is frozen*
GCP: Hmmm..... Shows over.
[another bright flash of light. Scrooge is back home in his bed]
DONE!!!!!!!!!
Lala: STOP!!!!!!!!!
Uh, we're done...
Star Goddess: YOU!!
Lala: I have come to save you all!!
From what?
Lala: HER!!! *Points to Liz*
Star Goddess: ME?! YOU'RE THE INSANE ONE!!
Lala: Well YOU.......
SHUT UP!!
Star Goddess and Lala: SHUT DON"T GO UP!!!
STOP ACTING LIKE BABIES AND GET OUT OF HERE!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Everyone: *blinks*
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *Runs away*
Much better.
~*Somewhere in a room in the Haunted and Abandoned Auditorium*~
Fehzi: Is it time to go yet??
I think I remember the title now!!
Star Goddess: Oh joy.
What's with you?
Star Goddess: *Mumbles something. *
What?
Star Goddess: *Mumbles something a little bit louder, but it is still uncomprehensionable*
Huh?
Star Goddess: I'M SCARED OKAY?!! THIS PLACE SCARES THE *Beep!!* OUT OF ME!!! I AM AFRAID OF THE *Beep!* GHOSTS AND I WANNA GO HOME!!!!
Uh, could you cut back on the cussing??
Star Goddess: *Beep!* NO!!!
Um, moving on... As you may have realized, I have changed Liz to Star Goddess. Why? Because I want the people to see that Liz is a kind and loving person. Although that little outburst kinda disproves that.....
Star Goddess: Oh just go to *beep!!* Hell for all I care!!
Uh................................
~*Ten Minutes before Curtain*~
Isaac: Do you think that LadyEon even knows about the "Script"?
Felix: No, but who cares?
Ivan: Hey, I just realized something. If we're actors, shouldn't we get insurance and all that stuff?
Garet: He's right, we should be getting a lot of stuff!
Mia: What do you want? We're all getting paid two thousand bucks for doing this.
Picard: To cause trouble.
Iodem: *Hits the wall* Ow.....
Jenna: What's with him??
Sheba: Dunno.
Agatio: I want my teddy.........
All: WHAT?!
Agatio: Nothing...........
~*Away in A room somewhere*~
Lala: AGHHHHH!!!! SHE BROUGHT LIZ OVER?! I MUST SAVE THEM!!!
~*On the Stage*~
Master Hama: Um, How are we supposed to make Kraden and Alex fly???
Um, Who knows carry??
Master Hama: Garet.
Get him to use carry on Alex.
Master Hama: What about Kraden?
Do we have rope??
Master Hama: Yes, but it's thin and it looks like it's about to break.
Then use the rope on him.
~*The Play Starts*~
ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
ACT 2
Scene 1
Scrooge: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Ghost of Chritmas Past: WAKE UP YOU MORON!!!!
Scrooge: Aghhhhh!!! I'm awake!! Hey? Who are you and what are you doing in my house?! I'm gonna call the cops on you!!
Ghost of Christmas Past: WAIT!!! I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past! One of the three spirits you were supposed to encounter! Remember?
Scrooge; No, but give me a few minutes, and I might.
~*Four hours later*~
Scrooge: nope, don't remember.
Marley: Boo.
Scrooge: OH! THOSE SPIRITS!!
Ghost of Christmas Past (GCP): What happened?
Marley: I dunno. *Disappears*
GCP: Um, Scrooge, I will take you to the past.
Scrooge: huh?
GCP: your past.
Scrooge: I'm going back to bed...........
GCP: Touch my chest.
Scrooge: WHAT?!?!?! 0.o
GCP: NOT IN THAT WAY!!!
Scrooge: oh....
[They fly off. Garet is using carry on Alex while Kraden is hanging by the thin rope]
Scrooge: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *He falls*
Master Hama: Whoops......
Mia: Uses *Pure Ply*
Kraden: Thank you.
Mia: *Smiles sweetly* Anytime! *Mutters* Stupid old man.......
BACK TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!
[they land somewhere in the past]
Scrooge: Hey! I know this place!
GCP: You should.
[They go to a school. A young Scrooge can be seen there.]
Scrooge: Yeah! Everyone went home for the holidays except me, so I devised a plan to rule the world!
GCP: Did it work?
Scrooge: What do you think??
GCP: Moving on......
[a light flashes. We are at another scene. A slightly older scrooge is present. Fan walks in]
Fan: *In a very fake way of speaking.* Oh. Brother. Please. Come Home.
CUT!!!!!!!!! FIVE-MINUTE INTERMISSION!!!!!!
~*The five minute intermission*~
Fehzi sucks!!
Star Goddess: She does, but who do we have to replace her?
*Looks at Star Goddess suspiciously*
Star Goddess: Oh no. I play the Ghost of Christmas Future, remember?
So, you're in a cloak. All they ever see of you is your arm!
Star Goddess: Grrrrrr.......
~*Away Some Where*~
Lala: Stupid age restriction.....
Picard: Hello.
Lala: AGHHHHH!!!!!
Picard: Shut up, I'm here to help.
Lala: Why?
Picard: Because I need you to do a favor for me.
Lala: Uh oh.........
~*Back at the Haunted and Abandoned Spooky Auditorium*~
BACK ON SET!!!!!! BY THE WAY, FEHZI, YOU'RE FIRED!
Fehzi: *Cries and runs away somewhere*
Star Goddess: You didn't have to yell that....
ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: Oh brother! You can come home now!!
Young Scrooge A random person picked off of the streets of Xian: Home? But is not Father at Home?
Fan: But he's changed! Last night, he spoke so kindly to me, that I dared to ask him if you could go home, and he said yes!!
Young Scrooge: Fan, you are to me good sister! Home we go and rest we take!!
[Another Flash of light. A Young Man version of Scrooge is seen at work with Fezziwig]
Fezziwig: PARTY TIME!!!!
Dick:
*Everyone bursts into Laughter*
Agatio: I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED THE NAME!!
Oops........
Richard: PARTY!!!!
Young Man Scrooge (Hsu): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[They have a party, yada yada yada.]
[Once more, a flash of Light. Young Man Scrooge and Rebecca, his true love appears]
Rebecca (The Girl Who was a Tree and You had to save her when she fell into the river): We need to talk....
Young Man Scrooge: About what?
Rebecca: You. You've changed. You no longer sing "The Ants are Marching One by One" every time I tell you that I love you.
Young Man Scrooge: Is that all?
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, you also care about money too much.
Young Man Scrooge: You can't live without money.
Rebecca: But you can live without me so BYE!!
Young Man Scrooge: Hey!! Is it just because I love money too much??
Rebecca: That and the fact that you are butt ugly! See Ya!
Scrooge: Enough of this humiliation. TAKE ME HOME!!!
GCP: I'm rather enjoying this.
Scrooge: I KNOW ALCHEMY TYPE STUFF!! DON"T MAKE ME USE IT!!
GCP: And I know psynergy. *Uses glacier*
Scrooge: *Is frozen*
GCP: Hmmm..... Shows over.
[another bright flash of light. Scrooge is back home in his bed]
DONE!!!!!!!!!
Lala: STOP!!!!!!!!!
Uh, we're done...
Star Goddess: YOU!!
Lala: I have come to save you all!!
From what?
Lala: HER!!! *Points to Liz*
Star Goddess: ME?! YOU'RE THE INSANE ONE!!
Lala: Well YOU.......
SHUT UP!!
Star Goddess and Lala: SHUT DON"T GO UP!!!
STOP ACTING LIKE BABIES AND GET OUT OF HERE!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Everyone: *blinks*
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *Runs away*
Much better.
~*Somewhere in a room in the Haunted and Abandoned Auditorium*~
Fehzi: Is it time to go yet??