The Random Golden Sun Christmas Carol!
AGHHHHH!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS TODAY!!!!!
Lala: And how many acts do you have left to do?
Liz: Um, let me see, THREE!?!?
Shut up! And why aren't you two fighting?
Lala: We've decided to call a temporary truce.
Liz: In order to help you finish.
Lala: But as soon as it's the 26th.
Liz: We go back to trying to kill each other.
Okay, Moving on........
~*Two minutes before Show Time*~
I have an announcement to make!
Felix: Yippee...
*Proceeds to beat Felix to a pulp* I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR THIS TYPE OF THING!!!! TODAY'S CHRISTMAS, AND WE HAVE TO CRAM ALL OF THE PLAY INTO SIX HOURS!!
Everyone: AGHHHHH!!!!
NOW LET'S GO!!!
~*The Play Starts*~
SCENE 3
Act 2
[a mysterious sound is heard coming from Scrooge's kitchen.]
Scrooge: What's that Noise??
Garet: *Stuffs his face with food*
Scrooge: Are you the Ghost of Christmas Present??
Garet: *Still eating*
Scrooge: Hello?
Garet: *Not paying attention to anything but the food*
GARET!!! *Hits him on the head with the Ultra Hitting Device of Doom* NOW GET BACK INTO COSTUME AND ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala: Hey!! That's copyrighted! Who said that you could use it?
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost of Christmas Present: Um, Come with me and stuff.
[The scene is supposed to be a transaction from one place to another via apples, but something goes wrong, and Scrooge gets covered with them.]
Scrooge: AGHHHHH! THE APPLENESS!!! SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL APPLENESS!!!
Annoying Random Guy #1: Apples are an important source of many vitamins and minerals. They also help in preventing plaque.
*Uses tempest*
Annoying Random Guy #1: AGHHHHHHH!!!
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO INTERRUPT!?!?
Everyone: no............
BACK TO PLAY!!!!!!!
Ghost of Christmas Present: *Sprinkles some stuff on to some people's baskets*
Scrooge: What is that?
Ghost of Christmas Present: I dunno. Some kind of liquid watery stuff I guess.
Scrooge: Why are you sprinkling it on their baskets then?
Ghost of Christmas Present: I have no earthly idea.
[A flash of light. Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present are at Bob Cratchit house.]
Scrooge: I think I know him..............
Ghost of Christmas Present: No! Really!
Bob's Wife: *Mumbling* Let the man go out and get a job, that way the woman can work in the house all day and cook food. What ever happened to women's Lib??
Bob's child that is a girl that will be called girl from now on (Megan): Martha's home!
Bob's Wife: Who?
Bob's child that is a boy that will be called boy from now on (Justin): Our Sister! Your child!
Bob's Wife: Oh, her.
Girl: What kind of mother are you anyways?
Boy: A lousy one!
Bob's Wife: *Casts ice missile on the "Children"*
Martha : You sure are a bad mother.
Bob's Wife: Shut Up!
Annoying Random Guy #2: You know, you can sue for the mistreating of children. Just dial 1-800-
SHUT UP!!!! *Uses Spark Plasma* WHERE ARE YOU ANNOYING PEOPLE COMING FROM?!?!
Lala: *Singing* From a land far away,
Liz: Where it's always day,
Felix: And the People are crazy,
Isaac: And the Children are Lazy,
Jenna: And no one knows,
Garet: Where they should go,
Sheba: So they all come to you,
Ivan: And try to make you blue,
Picard: And they are called,
Mia: The annoying know-it alls!!!
All: AND THEY ARE CALLED, THE ANNOYING KNOW-IT ALLS!!!
SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I USE MY SHINE PLASMA ON YOU!!!!!
Bob: I'm home! Tiny Tim is tiny!!
Tiny Tim: SHEBA'S SHORTER THAN ME SO WHY CAN'T SHE BE TINY TIM!?!?
Bob: How am I supposed to know?
Bob's Wife: DINNER!!!
Ghost of Christmas Past: Food......................
[they eat, then Bob gets up to propose a toast]
Bob: To Mr. Scrooge. May his body rot soon!!
Bob's Wife: I wish he could be here right now so our fire breathing, man- eating, stinky-smelling pig can get at him!!
Tiny Tim: God Bless us, everyone!!
Bob: That Didn't really fit...
Marsha: Yeah, but that's like the most important line, so he had to say it.
Tiny Tim: Can I go and throw up now?
Bob's Wife: Go right ahead.
[they all cackle evilly, then a flash of light, and Scrooge is back at home]
INTERMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Felix's Dressing Room During Intermission*~
Felix: *Still Crying Over His Piano*
~*Picard's Dressing Room During Intermission*~
Lawyer: So everything is ready?
Picard: revenge... BWHAHAHAHA!!!
~*Iodem's Dressing Room*~
Iodem: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... WHY DO I KEEP RUNNING INTO WALLS?!?!
Hehehe......
INTERMISSION OVER!!!!!
SCENE 4
Act 1
Scrooge: AGHHHHH! THE DEAD GUY'S COMING!!!!!
[The stage darkens. Thunder can be heard. Out of the Shadows, The Ghost of Christmas Future is seen, cloaked.]
Scrooge: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Ghost of Christmas Future: .............................................................
[Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Future are warped to the future]
The Ghost of Christmas Future: *Points*
Bad Woman 1(The Water Girl from Xian): He has good things. They will sell for much money.
Bad Woman 2 (The Shop Keeper from Vault): Well I got a very good silk shirt from him!
Bad Man (The Guy who's Exercising in Imil): Let me see.... The silk shirt I can give you 40 shillings, the other stuff, 5 shillings.
Bad Woman 1: So cheap! You will pay for saying that my things are cheaper than the other woman's!! Face my karate! No one can beat Karate taught by Master Feh!!
Bad Man: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!
Scrooge: So? They already do this when I'm alive!
Ghost of Christmas Future: *Hits herself on the head*
Scrooge: This is supposed to teach me about being kind? You spirits suck!
The Three Spirits and Marley: WHAT!!!??? *Use various attacks on him*
Scrooge: Ow....... x.x
ANOTHER INTERMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Sheba's Dressing Room*~
Sheba: Hmmm, I wonder if I can get my pay early....
~*Felix's Dressing Room*~
Felix: *Still crying over is piano*
~*Mia's Dressing Room*~
Mia: AGHHHHHH!!! SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Justin: COME BACK HERE!!!
Megan: HOW DARE YOU FREEZE US!!
INTERMISSION IS OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCENE 5
Act 1
Scrooge: AGHHHH!!! Oh, it was all a Dream...
Boy outside (Garet's Brother): HEY MISTER!!! CAN YOU LEND ME A NICKEL?!
Scrooge: NO!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Marley: So Scrooge was still a Miser. He never learned so some villagers hunted him down and tar and feathered him. But he still lived a long life, and after some time he ruled the world and ate all the marshmallows. THE END!
~*END PLAY!!*~
~*In a room somewhere*~
Fehzi: Dum di dum
~*In Felix's Dressing Room*~
Felix: YAY!!! Some one bought me a new keyboard!!
Sheba: hehe!!
~*At Starbucks*~
I still need a copy of the new script Lala........
Lala: *Spits out her coffee*
What's with you??
Lala: Nothing!! ^_^;;
Liz: It's only two hours till midnight......
So?
Lala: Then this truce will be over and we can go back to tormenting each other again.
Didn't you like working together for once?
Liz & Lala: NO!!!
Picard: LALA!! OUR AGREEMENT!!
Lala: AGHHHHH! HE TRACKED ME DOWN!!! *Runs away*
Picard: COME BACK HERE!!
Liz: This is why I don't like her, she always brings trouble.
Um.......................................
THE END!!!!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!
I have an idea to do an awards fic for the fanfiction in the Golden Sun Section. If you Like the Idea, E-mail me at LadyEonLight@aol..com I'll send you a form to fill out. Of course I may just post up the form, but I'm afraid to get caught..... So e-mail me!!
Now go and review!!
AGHHHHH!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS TODAY!!!!!
Lala: And how many acts do you have left to do?
Liz: Um, let me see, THREE!?!?
Shut up! And why aren't you two fighting?
Lala: We've decided to call a temporary truce.
Liz: In order to help you finish.
Lala: But as soon as it's the 26th.
Liz: We go back to trying to kill each other.
Okay, Moving on........
~*Two minutes before Show Time*~
I have an announcement to make!
Felix: Yippee...
*Proceeds to beat Felix to a pulp* I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR THIS TYPE OF THING!!!! TODAY'S CHRISTMAS, AND WE HAVE TO CRAM ALL OF THE PLAY INTO SIX HOURS!!
Everyone: AGHHHHH!!!!
NOW LET'S GO!!!
~*The Play Starts*~
SCENE 3
Act 2
[a mysterious sound is heard coming from Scrooge's kitchen.]
Scrooge: What's that Noise??
Garet: *Stuffs his face with food*
Scrooge: Are you the Ghost of Christmas Present??
Garet: *Still eating*
Scrooge: Hello?
Garet: *Not paying attention to anything but the food*
GARET!!! *Hits him on the head with the Ultra Hitting Device of Doom* NOW GET BACK INTO COSTUME AND ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala: Hey!! That's copyrighted! Who said that you could use it?
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost of Christmas Present: Um, Come with me and stuff.
[The scene is supposed to be a transaction from one place to another via apples, but something goes wrong, and Scrooge gets covered with them.]
Scrooge: AGHHHHH! THE APPLENESS!!! SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL APPLENESS!!!
Annoying Random Guy #1: Apples are an important source of many vitamins and minerals. They also help in preventing plaque.
*Uses tempest*
Annoying Random Guy #1: AGHHHHHHH!!!
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO INTERRUPT!?!?
Everyone: no............
BACK TO PLAY!!!!!!!
Ghost of Christmas Present: *Sprinkles some stuff on to some people's baskets*
Scrooge: What is that?
Ghost of Christmas Present: I dunno. Some kind of liquid watery stuff I guess.
Scrooge: Why are you sprinkling it on their baskets then?
Ghost of Christmas Present: I have no earthly idea.
[A flash of light. Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present are at Bob Cratchit house.]
Scrooge: I think I know him..............
Ghost of Christmas Present: No! Really!
Bob's Wife: *Mumbling* Let the man go out and get a job, that way the woman can work in the house all day and cook food. What ever happened to women's Lib??
Bob's child that is a girl that will be called girl from now on (Megan): Martha's home!
Bob's Wife: Who?
Bob's child that is a boy that will be called boy from now on (Justin): Our Sister! Your child!
Bob's Wife: Oh, her.
Girl: What kind of mother are you anyways?
Boy: A lousy one!
Bob's Wife: *Casts ice missile on the "Children"*
Martha : You sure are a bad mother.
Bob's Wife: Shut Up!
Annoying Random Guy #2: You know, you can sue for the mistreating of children. Just dial 1-800-
SHUT UP!!!! *Uses Spark Plasma* WHERE ARE YOU ANNOYING PEOPLE COMING FROM?!?!
Lala: *Singing* From a land far away,
Liz: Where it's always day,
Felix: And the People are crazy,
Isaac: And the Children are Lazy,
Jenna: And no one knows,
Garet: Where they should go,
Sheba: So they all come to you,
Ivan: And try to make you blue,
Picard: And they are called,
Mia: The annoying know-it alls!!!
All: AND THEY ARE CALLED, THE ANNOYING KNOW-IT ALLS!!!
SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I USE MY SHINE PLASMA ON YOU!!!!!
Bob: I'm home! Tiny Tim is tiny!!
Tiny Tim: SHEBA'S SHORTER THAN ME SO WHY CAN'T SHE BE TINY TIM!?!?
Bob: How am I supposed to know?
Bob's Wife: DINNER!!!
Ghost of Christmas Past: Food......................
[they eat, then Bob gets up to propose a toast]
Bob: To Mr. Scrooge. May his body rot soon!!
Bob's Wife: I wish he could be here right now so our fire breathing, man- eating, stinky-smelling pig can get at him!!
Tiny Tim: God Bless us, everyone!!
Bob: That Didn't really fit...
Marsha: Yeah, but that's like the most important line, so he had to say it.
Tiny Tim: Can I go and throw up now?
Bob's Wife: Go right ahead.
[they all cackle evilly, then a flash of light, and Scrooge is back at home]
INTERMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Felix's Dressing Room During Intermission*~
Felix: *Still Crying Over His Piano*
~*Picard's Dressing Room During Intermission*~
Lawyer: So everything is ready?
Picard: revenge... BWHAHAHAHA!!!
~*Iodem's Dressing Room*~
Iodem: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... WHY DO I KEEP RUNNING INTO WALLS?!?!
Hehehe......
INTERMISSION OVER!!!!!
SCENE 4
Act 1
Scrooge: AGHHHHH! THE DEAD GUY'S COMING!!!!!
[The stage darkens. Thunder can be heard. Out of the Shadows, The Ghost of Christmas Future is seen, cloaked.]
Scrooge: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Ghost of Christmas Future: .............................................................
[Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Future are warped to the future]
The Ghost of Christmas Future: *Points*
Bad Woman 1(The Water Girl from Xian): He has good things. They will sell for much money.
Bad Woman 2 (The Shop Keeper from Vault): Well I got a very good silk shirt from him!
Bad Man (The Guy who's Exercising in Imil): Let me see.... The silk shirt I can give you 40 shillings, the other stuff, 5 shillings.
Bad Woman 1: So cheap! You will pay for saying that my things are cheaper than the other woman's!! Face my karate! No one can beat Karate taught by Master Feh!!
Bad Man: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!
Scrooge: So? They already do this when I'm alive!
Ghost of Christmas Future: *Hits herself on the head*
Scrooge: This is supposed to teach me about being kind? You spirits suck!
The Three Spirits and Marley: WHAT!!!??? *Use various attacks on him*
Scrooge: Ow....... x.x
ANOTHER INTERMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Sheba's Dressing Room*~
Sheba: Hmmm, I wonder if I can get my pay early....
~*Felix's Dressing Room*~
Felix: *Still crying over is piano*
~*Mia's Dressing Room*~
Mia: AGHHHHHH!!! SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Justin: COME BACK HERE!!!
Megan: HOW DARE YOU FREEZE US!!
INTERMISSION IS OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCENE 5
Act 1
Scrooge: AGHHHH!!! Oh, it was all a Dream...
Boy outside (Garet's Brother): HEY MISTER!!! CAN YOU LEND ME A NICKEL?!
Scrooge: NO!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Marley: So Scrooge was still a Miser. He never learned so some villagers hunted him down and tar and feathered him. But he still lived a long life, and after some time he ruled the world and ate all the marshmallows. THE END!
~*END PLAY!!*~
~*In a room somewhere*~
Fehzi: Dum di dum
~*In Felix's Dressing Room*~
Felix: YAY!!! Some one bought me a new keyboard!!
Sheba: hehe!!
~*At Starbucks*~
I still need a copy of the new script Lala........
Lala: *Spits out her coffee*
What's with you??
Lala: Nothing!! ^_^;;
Liz: It's only two hours till midnight......
So?
Lala: Then this truce will be over and we can go back to tormenting each other again.
Didn't you like working together for once?
Liz & Lala: NO!!!
Picard: LALA!! OUR AGREEMENT!!
Lala: AGHHHHH! HE TRACKED ME DOWN!!! *Runs away*
Picard: COME BACK HERE!!
Liz: This is why I don't like her, she always brings trouble.
Um.......................................
THE END!!!!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!
I have an idea to do an awards fic for the fanfiction in the Golden Sun Section. If you Like the Idea, E-mail me at LadyEonLight@aol..com I'll send you a form to fill out. Of course I may just post up the form, but I'm afraid to get caught..... So e-mail me!!
Now go and review!!