Hello! This is Magix. If you have read my perverted Yu-Gi-Oh! Story, I
highly pity you. Although it was very funny. In my opinion, at least.
*Clears throat nervously* I was really bored and so I went on the internet
(Ah the joys of a computer) and was reading some stories by Miake Yuy, and
I got inspired. Thanx Miake!!! Y-lime the Geek and my friend, (here known
asAlien) are also in this fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Doesn't that just totally BITE?
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Yugi: Dude, I think that my destiny is totally bogus!
Joey: I know it man! As if the guy with the New-Yorker accent always has to be stupid.
Tristan: Yeah, that's not true. New Yorkers aren't necessarily stupid. *cough* But you are..*cough*
Joey: Hey!
Tea: Guys, stop it!
Magix: Shut up Tea! Tristan was being mean. What, should we all just sit around and cry if someone insults us-like you?
Tea: No, and if you don't stop insulting me, I'll hurt you!
Magix: I'd like to see you try!
Y-lime: *snickers*
Joey: Ya know, Magix is right. *pounces on Tristan and starts beating him up*
Y-lime: *pulls Joey off Tristan and sits him down* You guys are such idiots..
Alien: Is there anything to talk about?
Yugi: No, but we can find something.
Tea: Yeah! If we use our imaginations and pretend, anything can happen!
Alien: You mean if I imagine you being tortured by the munchkins, it'll really happen? I'm up for that!
Magix: That was good. *laughs*
Alien: Comebacks are my speciality.
Y-lime: I can sound like a munchkin. *in a munchkin voice* Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow..
Bakura: *steps into the room, hears Y-lime singing, turns around and leaves*
Y-lime: Wait, Bakura!
Tea: Y-lime, you are SUCH a wierdo!
Y-lime: *looking slightly hurt* You say it like it's a bad thing..
Yugi: Yeah, Tea. After all, I'm not exactly a regular person.
Tristan: Not in height, either.
Tea: Leave Yugi alone, Tristan.
Yugi: Hey, that's my line! Leave me alone, Tristan.
Tristan: *pouting* Hmph! I'm just always the bad guy, aren't I?
Joey: Yep.
Alien: You wouldn't defend Yug if you weren't crushin' on him.
Joey: Who? Me or Tea?
Alien: Tea, You dolt.
Tea: *blushes*
Magix: Yeah, and your crush on Yugi is seriously creepy, since he's about 3 feet shorter than you.
Yugi: Enough with my height, already!
Alien: I'm so bored.
Y-lime: Where's Bakura?
Tea: *still blushing* He ran away after hearing your munchkin pals.
Bakura: *steps in through the door* I'm right here.
Joey: Come join us, Bakura.
Bakura: Oh, er, OK. Just don't let Y-lime do the munchkin thing again.
Y-lime: Oh, sorry. *blushes*
Bakura: It's not your fault, Y. It's just a fear of mine.
Yami Bakura: He's a mortal. Mortals are weak and fearful. That's just how it works. But the munchkins, oh, the munchkins. They possess the ability to push even the bravest, even the immortal, to the brink where they are cowering like whimpering dogs.
Joey: So you're saying that both you and Bakura are scared of munchkins.
Yami Bakura: It's not my fault.
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: *LAUGH LIKE MANIACS*
Bakura: It's not funny.
Y-lime: Yeah. After all, I'm triskaidekaphobic,Alien's arachnaphobic, and Magix is scared of clowns! I'm sure there's a name for fear of clowns, but I don't know it!
Joey: You're who?Alien's what? And why would anyone be scared of clowns?
Magix: *clears throat matter-of-factly* Triskaidekaphobia- the fear of the number thirteen. Arachnaphobia- the fear of spiders. And to answer your last question, I JUST AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: OK, *is severely shaken up by Magix's vocab* So why're you afraid of munchkins, Bakura?
Bakura: Well..
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry. Lost control for a second there. Well, review, or I will never reveal why Bakura and Yami Bakura are scared of munchkins! In the next chapter, you will also find out what Yami Yugi is scared of!!!! It depends on if you review! Hey, that rhymes! You review, you review, you review! Arrive Derchi!!
Y-lime: It's good to be weird.
Alien: As I said b4. Fungula estoonada to anyone who calls me normal.
Magix: *GASP* Shame on you, Alien. Watch your mouth!
Alien: Bruja!
Magix: Camu!
Y-lime: All of you are ike-ikes.
Alien and Y-lime: *start bickering*
Magix: Uhhh.. that's all for this chapter! Review, por favor!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Doesn't that just totally BITE?
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Yugi: Dude, I think that my destiny is totally bogus!
Joey: I know it man! As if the guy with the New-Yorker accent always has to be stupid.
Tristan: Yeah, that's not true. New Yorkers aren't necessarily stupid. *cough* But you are..*cough*
Joey: Hey!
Tea: Guys, stop it!
Magix: Shut up Tea! Tristan was being mean. What, should we all just sit around and cry if someone insults us-like you?
Tea: No, and if you don't stop insulting me, I'll hurt you!
Magix: I'd like to see you try!
Y-lime: *snickers*
Joey: Ya know, Magix is right. *pounces on Tristan and starts beating him up*
Y-lime: *pulls Joey off Tristan and sits him down* You guys are such idiots..
Alien: Is there anything to talk about?
Yugi: No, but we can find something.
Tea: Yeah! If we use our imaginations and pretend, anything can happen!
Alien: You mean if I imagine you being tortured by the munchkins, it'll really happen? I'm up for that!
Magix: That was good. *laughs*
Alien: Comebacks are my speciality.
Y-lime: I can sound like a munchkin. *in a munchkin voice* Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow..
Bakura: *steps into the room, hears Y-lime singing, turns around and leaves*
Y-lime: Wait, Bakura!
Tea: Y-lime, you are SUCH a wierdo!
Y-lime: *looking slightly hurt* You say it like it's a bad thing..
Yugi: Yeah, Tea. After all, I'm not exactly a regular person.
Tristan: Not in height, either.
Tea: Leave Yugi alone, Tristan.
Yugi: Hey, that's my line! Leave me alone, Tristan.
Tristan: *pouting* Hmph! I'm just always the bad guy, aren't I?
Joey: Yep.
Alien: You wouldn't defend Yug if you weren't crushin' on him.
Joey: Who? Me or Tea?
Alien: Tea, You dolt.
Tea: *blushes*
Magix: Yeah, and your crush on Yugi is seriously creepy, since he's about 3 feet shorter than you.
Yugi: Enough with my height, already!
Alien: I'm so bored.
Y-lime: Where's Bakura?
Tea: *still blushing* He ran away after hearing your munchkin pals.
Bakura: *steps in through the door* I'm right here.
Joey: Come join us, Bakura.
Bakura: Oh, er, OK. Just don't let Y-lime do the munchkin thing again.
Y-lime: Oh, sorry. *blushes*
Bakura: It's not your fault, Y. It's just a fear of mine.
Yami Bakura: He's a mortal. Mortals are weak and fearful. That's just how it works. But the munchkins, oh, the munchkins. They possess the ability to push even the bravest, even the immortal, to the brink where they are cowering like whimpering dogs.
Joey: So you're saying that both you and Bakura are scared of munchkins.
Yami Bakura: It's not my fault.
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: *LAUGH LIKE MANIACS*
Bakura: It's not funny.
Y-lime: Yeah. After all, I'm triskaidekaphobic,Alien's arachnaphobic, and Magix is scared of clowns! I'm sure there's a name for fear of clowns, but I don't know it!
Joey: You're who?Alien's what? And why would anyone be scared of clowns?
Magix: *clears throat matter-of-factly* Triskaidekaphobia- the fear of the number thirteen. Arachnaphobia- the fear of spiders. And to answer your last question, I JUST AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: OK, *is severely shaken up by Magix's vocab* So why're you afraid of munchkins, Bakura?
Bakura: Well..
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry. Lost control for a second there. Well, review, or I will never reveal why Bakura and Yami Bakura are scared of munchkins! In the next chapter, you will also find out what Yami Yugi is scared of!!!! It depends on if you review! Hey, that rhymes! You review, you review, you review! Arrive Derchi!!
Y-lime: It's good to be weird.
Alien: As I said b4. Fungula estoonada to anyone who calls me normal.
Magix: *GASP* Shame on you, Alien. Watch your mouth!
Alien: Bruja!
Magix: Camu!
Y-lime: All of you are ike-ikes.
Alien and Y-lime: *start bickering*
Magix: Uhhh.. that's all for this chapter! Review, por favor!