Oksey-dosey. This is chappie 'numero dos' of 'A Little Less
Conversation'. Yes, I know it's a corny name but I was thinking about Elvis
right then. Or Lilo & Stitch. I dunno. Sorry it took me a while to get this
up (not that many people reviewed) but I was preoccupied with.... Other
stuff. Lots of other stuff. Tons and tons of other stuff. Gazillions of
gazillions of other stuff. Infinite .... Er, never mind.
Alien: Just get the disclaimer done, ya moron.
Y-lime: You're so mean.
Alien: I know.
Y-lime: *sigh* Ok, Magix does not own YGO or its characters or its cards or its hair styles or its-
Alien: We get the gist, Y-lime. Magix doesn't own anything except her awesome dolphin paperweight.
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Bakura: Well....
Yugi: What?
Yami Bakura: I think I should tell them why I'm scared of munchkins first, Bakura. *mutters under breath* Since I'm more powerful than any of you....
Bakura: Thanks.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Ok. When I was younger and nice-
Everyone: *bursts into hacking coughs*
Yami Bakura: All right, all right. So I was never nice. But when I was younger (younger than I am now, at least) I tried out for a part in the Wizard of Oz. I wanted to be Dorothy. Pretty, young, gentile, Dorothy. The good one, the one who was always out to help everyone.
Tea: Actually, she just wanted to go home. She had no intention of helping anyone. Anyone but herself, that is.
Magix: I don't like Dorothy.
Y-lime: I like Dorothy.
Joey: Even more reason to not like Dorothy.
Y-lime: That's rude.
Alien: Why do you think he said it, Einstein?
Magix and Yami: I like Einstein.
Yami Bakura: Shut up you foolish mortals and let me continue.
Yami: I'm not a mortal.
Yami Bakura: Shut up anyway. Like I said before, I wanted to be Dorothy. But no. They didn't let me be Dorothy. I was to 'manly' to be Dorothy. I was devastated.
Tristan: About what? Being manly or not being Dorothy?
Yami Bakura: About not being Dorothy. I begged to be Dorothy. I cried. I pleaded. I kissed their feet.
Bakura: You should do that more often.
Yami Bakura: I'm going to ignore that comment. Well, they eventually got so tired that they let me be the scarecrow and gave the Dorothy role to Judy Garland.
Magix: Ah, if only you had a brain.
Yami: *tries to control his laughter*
Tea: I watched the movie and you're not the scarecrow.
Yami Bakura: I wasn't finished.
Alien: What does this all have to do with your fear of munchkins?
Yami Bakura: I said I wasn't finished.
Alien: Does it look like I care?
Yami Bakura: As soon as I take over the world the first thing I'm going to do is kill you.
Alien: I'm flattered.
Yami Bakura: *glares at Alien* On the set, There was a group of munchkins that were like some kind of Mafia. They were dressed in black and really creepy. They beat up the tin man once. He doesn't like to talk about it.
Joey: Ooh, I can see it now. 'The Godfather: Attack of the Munchkins'. Coming to a theater near you. That'll sell out fast.
Yami Bakura: Well, one day I insulted one of the munchkin men.
Yugi: Oh, no. You didn't.... did you?
Yami Bakura: Yes I did. We got into a fight. I didn't know he was part of the group. As soon as we started fighting, the other members came and attacked me in hundreds! Thousands, maybe! All over me! My face, my legs, my arms! Crawling, crawling! UGH! Get off me! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *falls to the floor, twitching*
Yugi: Poor Yami Bakura.
Tea: So sad.
Yami: I pity him. Even if he is evil.
Yami Bakura: *still twitching*
Magix: Someone help him!
Joey and Tristan: *pull him up off the floor and sit him down*
Yami Bakura: *calms down after a couple of minutes* Ug. I hate munchkins.
Y-lime: Gee, I'm sorry that you hate munchkins.
Alien: Yeah, me too. I am truly sorry.
Yami Bakura: I'm still going to kill you after I take over the world.
Alien: So much for gratitude.
Yami: Bakura, you never told us why you were scared of munchkins.
Bakura: Well, sometimes Yami Bakura has dreams about the munchkin incident. Since we share the same mind, I have to go through what he goes through in his dreams. Trust me, it is VERY frightening. *shudders* Munchkins....
Y-lime: Poor Bakura.
Tristan: You wanna go to the ice cream parlor?
Joey: I'm game.
Magix: Can I shoot you?
Joey: No.
Magix: Drat. Let's go to the ice cream parlor, then.
Everyone: Yeah!
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I have no clue what to do next and no idea of what Yami could possibly be scared of so the next chappie is gonna be about Tristan. Plz review! And give me some ideas of what Yami could be scared of. Plz?
Y-lime: I think she's mental.
Alien: Yep. She's a goner.
Y-lime: We are too.
Alien: Uh-huh. Just a sad bunch of lunatics.
Y-lime: Really? You too? Let's be friendies!
Alien: *hits Y-lime on the head* We already are, you moron!
Y-lime: Oh yeah....
Alien: Just get the disclaimer done, ya moron.
Y-lime: You're so mean.
Alien: I know.
Y-lime: *sigh* Ok, Magix does not own YGO or its characters or its cards or its hair styles or its-
Alien: We get the gist, Y-lime. Magix doesn't own anything except her awesome dolphin paperweight.
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Bakura: Well....
Yugi: What?
Yami Bakura: I think I should tell them why I'm scared of munchkins first, Bakura. *mutters under breath* Since I'm more powerful than any of you....
Bakura: Thanks.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Ok. When I was younger and nice-
Everyone: *bursts into hacking coughs*
Yami Bakura: All right, all right. So I was never nice. But when I was younger (younger than I am now, at least) I tried out for a part in the Wizard of Oz. I wanted to be Dorothy. Pretty, young, gentile, Dorothy. The good one, the one who was always out to help everyone.
Tea: Actually, she just wanted to go home. She had no intention of helping anyone. Anyone but herself, that is.
Magix: I don't like Dorothy.
Y-lime: I like Dorothy.
Joey: Even more reason to not like Dorothy.
Y-lime: That's rude.
Alien: Why do you think he said it, Einstein?
Magix and Yami: I like Einstein.
Yami Bakura: Shut up you foolish mortals and let me continue.
Yami: I'm not a mortal.
Yami Bakura: Shut up anyway. Like I said before, I wanted to be Dorothy. But no. They didn't let me be Dorothy. I was to 'manly' to be Dorothy. I was devastated.
Tristan: About what? Being manly or not being Dorothy?
Yami Bakura: About not being Dorothy. I begged to be Dorothy. I cried. I pleaded. I kissed their feet.
Bakura: You should do that more often.
Yami Bakura: I'm going to ignore that comment. Well, they eventually got so tired that they let me be the scarecrow and gave the Dorothy role to Judy Garland.
Magix: Ah, if only you had a brain.
Yami: *tries to control his laughter*
Tea: I watched the movie and you're not the scarecrow.
Yami Bakura: I wasn't finished.
Alien: What does this all have to do with your fear of munchkins?
Yami Bakura: I said I wasn't finished.
Alien: Does it look like I care?
Yami Bakura: As soon as I take over the world the first thing I'm going to do is kill you.
Alien: I'm flattered.
Yami Bakura: *glares at Alien* On the set, There was a group of munchkins that were like some kind of Mafia. They were dressed in black and really creepy. They beat up the tin man once. He doesn't like to talk about it.
Joey: Ooh, I can see it now. 'The Godfather: Attack of the Munchkins'. Coming to a theater near you. That'll sell out fast.
Yami Bakura: Well, one day I insulted one of the munchkin men.
Yugi: Oh, no. You didn't.... did you?
Yami Bakura: Yes I did. We got into a fight. I didn't know he was part of the group. As soon as we started fighting, the other members came and attacked me in hundreds! Thousands, maybe! All over me! My face, my legs, my arms! Crawling, crawling! UGH! Get off me! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *falls to the floor, twitching*
Yugi: Poor Yami Bakura.
Tea: So sad.
Yami: I pity him. Even if he is evil.
Yami Bakura: *still twitching*
Magix: Someone help him!
Joey and Tristan: *pull him up off the floor and sit him down*
Yami Bakura: *calms down after a couple of minutes* Ug. I hate munchkins.
Y-lime: Gee, I'm sorry that you hate munchkins.
Alien: Yeah, me too. I am truly sorry.
Yami Bakura: I'm still going to kill you after I take over the world.
Alien: So much for gratitude.
Yami: Bakura, you never told us why you were scared of munchkins.
Bakura: Well, sometimes Yami Bakura has dreams about the munchkin incident. Since we share the same mind, I have to go through what he goes through in his dreams. Trust me, it is VERY frightening. *shudders* Munchkins....
Y-lime: Poor Bakura.
Tristan: You wanna go to the ice cream parlor?
Joey: I'm game.
Magix: Can I shoot you?
Joey: No.
Magix: Drat. Let's go to the ice cream parlor, then.
Everyone: Yeah!
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I have no clue what to do next and no idea of what Yami could possibly be scared of so the next chappie is gonna be about Tristan. Plz review! And give me some ideas of what Yami could be scared of. Plz?
Y-lime: I think she's mental.
Alien: Yep. She's a goner.
Y-lime: We are too.
Alien: Uh-huh. Just a sad bunch of lunatics.
Y-lime: Really? You too? Let's be friendies!
Alien: *hits Y-lime on the head* We already are, you moron!
Y-lime: Oh yeah....