Twas The Week Before Christmas.
Disclaimer: I own only grimm & ghosty and Fiona but thats it.
Cast: Slayers, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, FF7, and lots of guest apperances.
By the way: Grimm is under no circumstance to be confused with the Grim
from Grim & Evil got it me and him are 2 different people WHERE NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the mall every creature was stiring but grimm and his family and some of his freinds.
Lina: For crying out loud Gourry you put the stocking on the wall you dont wear it like a sock!
Gourry: But I have a matching pair see this one says Gourry and the other says Lina see. ^_^
(Lina hits Gourry with an oversized candy cane and takes her stocking.)
Lina: This is mine.
Cloud: I cant wait till Chirstmas I cant wait to see what Tifa got me!
Red 13: Honestly you cant tell I can smell what the present is observe.
(Red 13 sniffs a nearby package and looks at Barret.)
Red 13: Barret Aeris got you a sweater.
Barret: ah man I was hoping for a rust remover this year.
Red 13: Now for this one.
(Sniffs the box.)
Red 13: A bomb! Who let Sam bring her present over early?!
Filia: Whoops that one is mine. ^_^
Filia: This one is for Xellos.
Grimm: Whew.
Red 13: Now for this one.
(Sniffs the box then twitches and falls to the floor in shock.)
Randy: Ha!! I lased it with so much cocanie that no nose can smell what it is.
Zelgadiss: Why did you do that?
Randy: I was bored.
Lina: speeking of which im bored lets go somewhere!
Amilia: Like where Lina?
Heero: How about to the mall I hear that they have gifts there of all kinds like guns.
Lina: Thats right so does anyone want to come?
Grimm: I guess I will go I need to get some shopping done anyway.
Filia: I want to go to.
Amilia: Me to!
Lina: Okay thats 5 people one more can come!
Duo: Count me in then!
Quatre: Can I come to?
Grimm: Sure wait outside in the front Quatre we will be right there.
(Quatre grabs a sweater and goes outside.)
Grimm: All right where going in my van so I drive to the back garage!
Filia: I will tell Quatre...
Grimm: No no no need to I will tell him.
Filia: Okay.
(Filia leaves and so does everyone that is going.)
Grimm: Sucker.
(The van starts and grimm drives off.)
Filia: Was Quatre coming?
Grimm: Nah he had some presents to wrap.
At the house Quatre is outside waiting.
Quatre: Its sure taking them.
Inside the van.
Amilia: Look its one of those Charity Santas with the bell!
Filia: Hey grimm pullover I want to give him some change.
Grimm: Ask not for whom the bell tolls...It tolls for thee.
(Grimm accelerates and then drives on the sidewalk and hits the Santa with the front of the van the Santa goes flying over the car and lands face down on the snow.)
Grimm: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS AHAHA
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filia: I THINK YOU KILLED HIM!!!
Grimm: .............good.
Amilia: Grimm that was just wrong I demand you go back there and say your sorry!!!
Grimm: Make me.
Amilia jumps grimm from behind the seat and they start fighting and grimm
crashes into a pole and then rolls over into a parking space upside down.
Grimm: Get out of the car before it explodes!!!
They all get out and it explodes.
Grimm: Way to go you freaking midget now where stuck here and we have to walk home oh well to the mall!!
Heero: See you guys later im going with grimm.
Duo: Me too have fun ladys. ^_-
Lina: That was different.
Amilia: Poor Santa Im gonna go help him.
Amilia walks off.
Lina: Okay then see you in the sweater section.
(Then Gene Starwind and freinds come from behind.)
Gene: Hey hows it going?
Filia: Oh hello there Mister Gene and Jim how are you today?
Jim: Where fine just doing some Christmas shopping.
Gene: We saw a dead Santa a few blocks down and right away I knew grimm and some of you guys where gonna be here.
Aisha: Its been a while since Ive seen grimm how is he?
Lina: Destructive...to say the least.
Filia: Might you care to join us Aisha and Melfina for some Chirstmas shopping?
Aisha & Melfina: Sure.
Gene: Then I will join you all.
Jim: Give it a break Gene we came here to shop for gifts not for girlfreinds.
Gene: Awwww okay then see you around come on Jim lets go before grimm finds out where they keep the gun stores.
Jim: See ya!
Inside the mall.
Grimm: Hey Heero, Duo can I ask you guys something?
Duo: Yeah?
Grimm: What are you getting your girlfreinds?
Duo: Ha you want to know?
Grimm nods.
Duo: Im giving her a puppy dog!
Grimm: Heero?
Heero: I dont know what do you give to someone who already has everything?
Grimm: Company?
Heero:...........Ha now I dont have to think our waste money!
Grimm: hmmmm what do you think I should get Fiona.
Duo: 1 you should get her something she wants.
Grimm: hmmm.
(Flash back)
Fiona: Grimm I really want this dress it looks nice dont you think?
(Flashback ends)
Grimm: .....nope cant think of a thing she wants Ahh if only I knew what to get her!!
Guy: psst hey you.
Grimm: Did you hear something?
Duo: No.
Guy: Psst hey you!
Grimm: Who said that?
Guy: Ovas here.
A can hits grimm in the head and grimm goes where the can came from.
Grimm: Can I help you?
Guy: Hey thats my line....so can I help you?
Grimm: How?
Guy: I overheard yous saying you dont know what to get your guiel.
Grimm: Huh?
Guy: Guiel I said guiel.
Grimm: Pardon?
Guy: Guiel guiel guiel Damit!! youse dont know english!!
Grimm: ?????
Duo: (Whispers to grimm) I think he means girl.
Grimm: Oh okay im intrested what you got to offer?
Guy: Only da best present eva!
Grimm: What is it?
Guy: I cant tells yous you have to buys it first.
Grimm: How much?
Guy: More than whats yous gots.
Grimm: And that would be?
Guy: More than whats yous gots
Grimm: Exactly how much is it?
Guy: More than whats yous gots
Grimm: How much is that!?!?!
Guy: More than whats yous gots
Grimm: Damit im leaving if you dont tell me now!!!
Guy: Okay okay yous drive a hard bargain but I will take it 2,000 up front.
Grimm: 2,000.00 DOLLARS!!!!!!
Guy: What do you think im am a bank?!?! no 2,000 pennys.
Grimm: .....2 dollars?
Guys: Thats right now if yous intrested pay up!
Grimm: All right what do I got to lose.
Grimm hands him 2 dollars.
Guy: Nows whats was that foxes name again?
Grimm: Fiona.. and how did you know shes a fox?
Guy: Arnt all guiels foxes?
Duo: (Whispers in grimm's ear) Thats mafia talk Fox mean a regular human girl.
Grimm: Oh.
Guy: Okays thats all I needs to know now you just sit back and relax old Lenny is gonna do tha rest.
Grimm: Whatever.
(At another store.)
Jim: These presents are great I bet everyone will enjoy these presents.
Gene: Yeah but to bad my credit card is maxed out now im gonna be in debt
for the rest of my life.
Jim: Cheer up Gene Christmas is all about giving joy to everyone and im sure if your nice enough you will get something.
Gene: I hope your right.
(At the sweater store.)
Lina: Hey Filia what should I get Gourry?
Filia: I dont know a gift fom the heart would be nice.
Aisha: You cant get him something that cheap what you need to get him is something he wants.
Lina: Like what...I think he wanted a base ball bat for what I dont know.
Sazuka: You could get him a Kendo stick for him to practice his sword skills.
Lina: So you do talk.
Sazuka: Only when it suits me.
Filia: A bat or a wooden sword there both good gifts.
Aisha: Yeah or weights to get him buffed up!
Sazuka: You never get bored of workingout do you?
Filia: Hmm I want to get something for everyone but its really hard to think of ideas.
Relena: Hello there hows it going.
Filia: Hello Miss Relena.
Relena: Good day um have you seen Heero?
Lina: Nope but he's around.
Relena: Oh okay.
Relena leaves
Lina: Man she totally stalks Heero dosent she?
Sazuka: I wouldnt be suprised.
(Back where gene is at.)
Kid: I hope Santa is all right I mean that guy hit him pretty hard.
Kid2: I know he flew really high up before bouncing off the concret like a ball.
(Grimm passes by.)
Kid: Hey thats the guy!
Kid2: Hey everyone that guy was the one who killed Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:................................................................................................................
Kid: Get him!
Then a bunch of kids go running and jump grimm and Heero and Duo just stand there.
Kids: Ahhhh!!!
Grimm: Get off me you freaks!!!!!
Kids start hitting him with fake candy canes made off wood.
Grimm: AHH!! YOU STUPID LITTLE %&#%&#@#$*%&%#!@#~%#*()_&*%^#%@%@!%@$&(%&$(*%^)(%(%^(%^)%^@##^#%*^%()&%)%^*%*%^)^*%(*$)^#%!$@#&%(*^%)&)$%@#$^@~%!@^@#&+#!^!_(%+@!^!#^%!+@%(!!!!!^_#^!#^+!@$)+@!_#(@!+%~~+%(_!@*#!_@^(#!_&_!()!#~@*~)#~)$&~%!#^+@#)&@+_(^!@_#@^*!#^#!_*&!+()^!*+&!*&+!(^!*&+$&$)@*&#_%)^!@_*#_~#)(~+@~*(!@+%*#!+I##%@#!&@!&*$($^(#$%#!%_)(*&^%$#@@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#$%^()__&%$#@+_)(*&^%$#$%^*()!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ......................
Heero: Whoa.
Parents: How dare he expose our children to such foul language get him!!!!!!
Then the parents jump grimm as well and join in on the Onlslaught.
7 hours later.
Grimm: ................................
Lina: What happened here?
Heero: They jumped grimm and beat him up.........for like 3 hours.
Duo: He twitched once but thats about all he did so far.
Filia: Serves him right.
Amilia: Yeah oh by the way the Santa grimm hit is still alive and is in the Hospital.
Lina: I know im gonna regret this....Recovery!!
Grimm is healed and he gets up.
Grimm: Horrid little children.
Lina: We got everything you ready to go?
Heero: Yeah during grimm's beating we managed to shop undisturbed and there was hardly any lines any where.
Gene: Well its been fun see you guys later.
Filia: Lets go its a long walk home.
Chapter 1 finished.
Grimm: Look out for chapter 2 where theres only 3 days before christmas.
Ghosty: Am I in the next one?
Grimm: Hmm forgot about you.
Ghosty: Grimm!!
Grimm: Well then look out for Ghosty in the 2nd chapter.
Warbot: Im coming as well.
Grimm: No you stay in the other world until I get back!!!
Warbot: Awww.
Disclaimer: I own only grimm & ghosty and Fiona but thats it.
Cast: Slayers, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, FF7, and lots of guest apperances.
By the way: Grimm is under no circumstance to be confused with the Grim
from Grim & Evil got it me and him are 2 different people WHERE NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the mall every creature was stiring but grimm and his family and some of his freinds.
Lina: For crying out loud Gourry you put the stocking on the wall you dont wear it like a sock!
Gourry: But I have a matching pair see this one says Gourry and the other says Lina see. ^_^
(Lina hits Gourry with an oversized candy cane and takes her stocking.)
Lina: This is mine.
Cloud: I cant wait till Chirstmas I cant wait to see what Tifa got me!
Red 13: Honestly you cant tell I can smell what the present is observe.
(Red 13 sniffs a nearby package and looks at Barret.)
Red 13: Barret Aeris got you a sweater.
Barret: ah man I was hoping for a rust remover this year.
Red 13: Now for this one.
(Sniffs the box.)
Red 13: A bomb! Who let Sam bring her present over early?!
Filia: Whoops that one is mine. ^_^
Filia: This one is for Xellos.
Grimm: Whew.
Red 13: Now for this one.
(Sniffs the box then twitches and falls to the floor in shock.)
Randy: Ha!! I lased it with so much cocanie that no nose can smell what it is.
Zelgadiss: Why did you do that?
Randy: I was bored.
Lina: speeking of which im bored lets go somewhere!
Amilia: Like where Lina?
Heero: How about to the mall I hear that they have gifts there of all kinds like guns.
Lina: Thats right so does anyone want to come?
Grimm: I guess I will go I need to get some shopping done anyway.
Filia: I want to go to.
Amilia: Me to!
Lina: Okay thats 5 people one more can come!
Duo: Count me in then!
Quatre: Can I come to?
Grimm: Sure wait outside in the front Quatre we will be right there.
(Quatre grabs a sweater and goes outside.)
Grimm: All right where going in my van so I drive to the back garage!
Filia: I will tell Quatre...
Grimm: No no no need to I will tell him.
Filia: Okay.
(Filia leaves and so does everyone that is going.)
Grimm: Sucker.
(The van starts and grimm drives off.)
Filia: Was Quatre coming?
Grimm: Nah he had some presents to wrap.
At the house Quatre is outside waiting.
Quatre: Its sure taking them.
Inside the van.
Amilia: Look its one of those Charity Santas with the bell!
Filia: Hey grimm pullover I want to give him some change.
Grimm: Ask not for whom the bell tolls...It tolls for thee.
(Grimm accelerates and then drives on the sidewalk and hits the Santa with the front of the van the Santa goes flying over the car and lands face down on the snow.)
Grimm: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS AHAHA
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filia: I THINK YOU KILLED HIM!!!
Grimm: .............good.
Amilia: Grimm that was just wrong I demand you go back there and say your sorry!!!
Grimm: Make me.
Amilia jumps grimm from behind the seat and they start fighting and grimm
crashes into a pole and then rolls over into a parking space upside down.
Grimm: Get out of the car before it explodes!!!
They all get out and it explodes.
Grimm: Way to go you freaking midget now where stuck here and we have to walk home oh well to the mall!!
Heero: See you guys later im going with grimm.
Duo: Me too have fun ladys. ^_-
Lina: That was different.
Amilia: Poor Santa Im gonna go help him.
Amilia walks off.
Lina: Okay then see you in the sweater section.
(Then Gene Starwind and freinds come from behind.)
Gene: Hey hows it going?
Filia: Oh hello there Mister Gene and Jim how are you today?
Jim: Where fine just doing some Christmas shopping.
Gene: We saw a dead Santa a few blocks down and right away I knew grimm and some of you guys where gonna be here.
Aisha: Its been a while since Ive seen grimm how is he?
Lina: Destructive...to say the least.
Filia: Might you care to join us Aisha and Melfina for some Chirstmas shopping?
Aisha & Melfina: Sure.
Gene: Then I will join you all.
Jim: Give it a break Gene we came here to shop for gifts not for girlfreinds.
Gene: Awwww okay then see you around come on Jim lets go before grimm finds out where they keep the gun stores.
Jim: See ya!
Inside the mall.
Grimm: Hey Heero, Duo can I ask you guys something?
Duo: Yeah?
Grimm: What are you getting your girlfreinds?
Duo: Ha you want to know?
Grimm nods.
Duo: Im giving her a puppy dog!
Grimm: Heero?
Heero: I dont know what do you give to someone who already has everything?
Grimm: Company?
Heero:...........Ha now I dont have to think our waste money!
Grimm: hmmmm what do you think I should get Fiona.
Duo: 1 you should get her something she wants.
Grimm: hmmm.
(Flash back)
Fiona: Grimm I really want this dress it looks nice dont you think?
(Flashback ends)
Grimm: .....nope cant think of a thing she wants Ahh if only I knew what to get her!!
Guy: psst hey you.
Grimm: Did you hear something?
Duo: No.
Guy: Psst hey you!
Grimm: Who said that?
Guy: Ovas here.
A can hits grimm in the head and grimm goes where the can came from.
Grimm: Can I help you?
Guy: Hey thats my line....so can I help you?
Grimm: How?
Guy: I overheard yous saying you dont know what to get your guiel.
Grimm: Huh?
Guy: Guiel I said guiel.
Grimm: Pardon?
Guy: Guiel guiel guiel Damit!! youse dont know english!!
Grimm: ?????
Duo: (Whispers to grimm) I think he means girl.
Grimm: Oh okay im intrested what you got to offer?
Guy: Only da best present eva!
Grimm: What is it?
Guy: I cant tells yous you have to buys it first.
Grimm: How much?
Guy: More than whats yous gots.
Grimm: And that would be?
Guy: More than whats yous gots
Grimm: Exactly how much is it?
Guy: More than whats yous gots
Grimm: How much is that!?!?!
Guy: More than whats yous gots
Grimm: Damit im leaving if you dont tell me now!!!
Guy: Okay okay yous drive a hard bargain but I will take it 2,000 up front.
Grimm: 2,000.00 DOLLARS!!!!!!
Guy: What do you think im am a bank?!?! no 2,000 pennys.
Grimm: .....2 dollars?
Guys: Thats right now if yous intrested pay up!
Grimm: All right what do I got to lose.
Grimm hands him 2 dollars.
Guy: Nows whats was that foxes name again?
Grimm: Fiona.. and how did you know shes a fox?
Guy: Arnt all guiels foxes?
Duo: (Whispers in grimm's ear) Thats mafia talk Fox mean a regular human girl.
Grimm: Oh.
Guy: Okays thats all I needs to know now you just sit back and relax old Lenny is gonna do tha rest.
Grimm: Whatever.
(At another store.)
Jim: These presents are great I bet everyone will enjoy these presents.
Gene: Yeah but to bad my credit card is maxed out now im gonna be in debt
for the rest of my life.
Jim: Cheer up Gene Christmas is all about giving joy to everyone and im sure if your nice enough you will get something.
Gene: I hope your right.
(At the sweater store.)
Lina: Hey Filia what should I get Gourry?
Filia: I dont know a gift fom the heart would be nice.
Aisha: You cant get him something that cheap what you need to get him is something he wants.
Lina: Like what...I think he wanted a base ball bat for what I dont know.
Sazuka: You could get him a Kendo stick for him to practice his sword skills.
Lina: So you do talk.
Sazuka: Only when it suits me.
Filia: A bat or a wooden sword there both good gifts.
Aisha: Yeah or weights to get him buffed up!
Sazuka: You never get bored of workingout do you?
Filia: Hmm I want to get something for everyone but its really hard to think of ideas.
Relena: Hello there hows it going.
Filia: Hello Miss Relena.
Relena: Good day um have you seen Heero?
Lina: Nope but he's around.
Relena: Oh okay.
Relena leaves
Lina: Man she totally stalks Heero dosent she?
Sazuka: I wouldnt be suprised.
(Back where gene is at.)
Kid: I hope Santa is all right I mean that guy hit him pretty hard.
Kid2: I know he flew really high up before bouncing off the concret like a ball.
(Grimm passes by.)
Kid: Hey thats the guy!
Kid2: Hey everyone that guy was the one who killed Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:................................................................................................................
Kid: Get him!
Then a bunch of kids go running and jump grimm and Heero and Duo just stand there.
Kids: Ahhhh!!!
Grimm: Get off me you freaks!!!!!
Kids start hitting him with fake candy canes made off wood.
Grimm: AHH!! YOU STUPID LITTLE %&#%&#@#$*%&%#!@#~%#*()_&*%^#%@%@!%@$&(%&$(*%^)(%(%^(%^)%^@##^#%*^%()&%)%^*%*%^)^*%(*$)^#%!$@#&%(*^%)&)$%@#$^@~%!@^@#&+#!^!_(%+@!^!#^%!+@%(!!!!!^_#^!#^+!@$)+@!_#(@!+%~~+%(_!@*#!_@^(#!_&_!()!#~@*~)#~)$&~%!#^+@#)&@+_(^!@_#@^*!#^#!_*&!+()^!*+&!*&+!(^!*&+$&$)@*&#_%)^!@_*#_~#)(~+@~*(!@+%*#!+I##%@#!&@!&*$($^(#$%#!%_)(*&^%$#@@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#$%^()__&%$#@+_)(*&^%$#$%^*()!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ......................
Heero: Whoa.
Parents: How dare he expose our children to such foul language get him!!!!!!
Then the parents jump grimm as well and join in on the Onlslaught.
7 hours later.
Grimm: ................................
Lina: What happened here?
Heero: They jumped grimm and beat him up.........for like 3 hours.
Duo: He twitched once but thats about all he did so far.
Filia: Serves him right.
Amilia: Yeah oh by the way the Santa grimm hit is still alive and is in the Hospital.
Lina: I know im gonna regret this....Recovery!!
Grimm is healed and he gets up.
Grimm: Horrid little children.
Lina: We got everything you ready to go?
Heero: Yeah during grimm's beating we managed to shop undisturbed and there was hardly any lines any where.
Gene: Well its been fun see you guys later.
Filia: Lets go its a long walk home.
Chapter 1 finished.
Grimm: Look out for chapter 2 where theres only 3 days before christmas.
Ghosty: Am I in the next one?
Grimm: Hmm forgot about you.
Ghosty: Grimm!!
Grimm: Well then look out for Ghosty in the 2nd chapter.
Warbot: Im coming as well.
Grimm: No you stay in the other world until I get back!!!
Warbot: Awww.