Twas 3 days before Christmas.
Disclaimer: Ah same as last one okay!
In the house of Quatre everyone prepares to see where the big Christmas party will be held they each write down there names and then shuffle them in a hat and draw to see which unlucky person will be stuck with throwing the party at there own house.
Lina: All right you guys ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lina: All right the person this year is.....
Lina reaches into the hat and draws a paper.
Lina: You are a respected person to all?......All right who put a fortune
in here?!
Grimm: Damn it so that dosent count?!
Lina: No grimm put in your name!!!
Cloud: (I hope they dont find out I did the same.)
Grimm writes on a little paper and gives it to Lina.
Lina: All right everyone its going to be at grimm's place.
(Thunder)
Heero: What was that all about?
Tifa: Yeah.
Filia: No way in the world am I going to his house its not even a house its an abandaned hotel!!!
Grimm: Hey I dont make fun of your home....if you live in one.....which
I have never seen.....your house I mean.
Barret: (Sarcastecly) Right.
Quatre: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Whats so funny Quatre?
Quatre: ITS PERFECT I TELL YOU NOW I CAN HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Cid: ..........
Grimm: What are you talking about?
Quatre: DONT YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR IT WAS AT MY HOME AND YOU GRIMM TOTALLY RUINED MY HOME!!!!!!
YOU AND YOUR BUDDY CHOCOBOS THEY GOT ALL DRUNK AND DID GOD KNOWS WHAT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO GET YOUR HOUSE RUINED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chocobo: I remember that. hahaha!
Quatre: YOU?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!?!?!?!?!
Chocobo: Uh-Oh.
Chocobo runs off into a room.
Quatre: RRRRR THATS THE 6TH TIME A CHOCOBO GOT IN HERE!!!!!!!
Lina: So that means your coming?
Wu-fei: Your all fools.
Duo: Hey Wu-fei where have you been?
Wu-fei: Just spending time with Nataku I have to keep it in tip top shape you know.
Cait Sith: Nataku....oh yeah the robot I remember now say Wu-fei you still wear those pink pj?
Wu-fei: I have no idea what your talking about!!!!
Cid: Yeah I remember those too.
Wu-fei: Lias!!!!LIAS AND SLANDER!!!!!
Cloud: Dont get so excited you know its true.
Wu-fei: Injustice I say!!!! You will pay with your LIVES!!!!!!
Wu-fei runs off crying.
Zelgadiss: So are we doing some stupid gift exchange this year?
Filia: Thats a great idea Zelgadiss Miss Lina give me your hat of names we will do a gift exchange this year!!
Grimm: Hey thats no fair in such short notice I cant get another gift!
Amilia: Deal with it we all got to do it.
Filia: Okay then the first shall be..
(By the way I actually did write down all of the people in this fic and then shuffled it in my hat and drew the names and here is the match ups......sadly in order from first to last.)
Filia: Hmm okay..
1st: Lina & Red 13
2nd: Suzuka & Cloud
3rd: Duo & Vincent
4th: Seth & Trowa
5th: Wu-fei & Gourry
6th: Ace & Quatre
7th: Melfina & Sepiroth
8th: Gene & Filia
9th: Zelgadiss & Tifa
10th: Aeris & Randy
11th: Barret & Xellos
Grimm: Whew im relived to hear that.
Filia: Grimm! stop interfearing!
12th: Aisha & Yuffie
13th: Fiona & Cait Sith
14th: Heero & Jim
15th: Ghosty & Sam
16th: Amilia and Grimm
Grimm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filia: and there is one more in here....its just Cid.
Cid: So I aint got nobody?
Filia: You want someone?
Cid: Nah Im cool with that didnt want to get anyone anything anyway.
Filia: Then its agreed on Chirstmas Eve we go over for the party and exchange gifts.
Tifa: Who did I have agian?
Filia: Zelgadiss he's the one with the mode swings.
Cloud: The Vincent wanna be yeah I remember him.
Yuffie: He's down right creepy if you ask me.
Aeris: Thats not a polite thing to say Yuffie after all he is only shy.
Sepiroth: Yeah I bet he is a really mean guy once you get to know him.
Aeris hits Sepiroth with her staff and walks off.
Vincent: Im outta here I got a present in mind already.
Tifa: I will see you all later I got something to do.
Cloud: I have nothing better to do so whats up Suzuka?
Suzuka: I have nothing to talk to you about at the moment.
Suzuka gets up and leaves.
Gene: Eh you will get used to it.
Red 13: Sam......of all people thats like getting a gift from the Una...
Grimm: Dont say it!!!!!!(looks around) You could kill us all.
Melfina: Well I really got to go I have to get something from the ship.
Grimm: Later im going to the mall to shop for Amilia.
Heero: Im going too.
The 2 leave and a few others go as well.
Filia: Well I guess I will wait a while before I go.
Gene: Yeah so how about in the mean time we get to know each other?
Filia: Uhhh...
Jim hits Gene on the head.
Jim: I need you Gene for the trip to the mall so your coming with me!!
Gene: Awww!
Cloud: Have fun!! ^_^
At the mall the people who left are there and they go there own ways.
In the gun department.
Heero: That Jim kid could use a fire arm........or mabey a grenade.....
what should I get him?
Red 13: What about this item right here.
In the Toys.
Aeris: Hmm what would Randy want he is still a child so a toy mabey?
Tifa: Nah this one will be just fine I know Randy would like this.
In the power tools depo.
Grimm: I wounder if she would like a good old fashion chain saw...... thats it I know what to get her!!!
Grimm grabs something.
Vincent: Thats a little much isnt it?
Grimm: I wasnt talking to you.
In the front of the store.
Gene: Jim you really need to stop depending on me to do your shopping.
Jim: But I really need help Gene!
Then Heero appears behind them.
Heero: Hey Jim I got your present already its wraped and everything.
Jim: Oh thanks I am still trying to find your present.
Heero: Yeah well I will be leaving now hope I dont get jumped on the way home...if only I had a magnum....to teach anyone who jumped me a lesson.....magnum's are on sale you know.....I like magnum's.
Heero walks off.
Jim: Gene I think I know what to get him now.
Yuffie: Besides a girlfreind the guys kinda depressing.
At the House.
Grimm: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Duo: hahaha.......ha.....whats so funny grimm?
Grimm: I am finished wraping Amilia's present.
Duo looks at it and see's a box rolled up in wraping paper and poorley
taped.
Duo: You wraped it?
Grimm: Yeah.
Duo: It looks like a special ed kid wraped this HAHAHAHA!!!!
Grimm: Silence!!! Im going home to prepare for the party tell them its at 6:00 pm tommorow got it!?!
Barret: What did you get her anyway?
Grimm: You are not worthy of this information!!!!!!!
Grimm leaves.
Gene & Jim walk in.
Jim: Hey there Duo can we stash this present in your room?
Duo: Nah Heero already put one in there so my room is out of the question.
Gene: Hey Wu-fei can we borrow your room?
Wu-fei: It isnt for weaklings.
Gene goes into Wu-fei's room and puts away the present.
Gene: Not for weaklings eh?...im so glad we reached an agreement.
Wu-fei: Wha?...Fine!
Later on everyone has a gift for one another and Duo stands up on a table and pulls out a megaphone.
Duo: Attention Grimm is throwing the party at 6:00 pm tommorow and he says not to come early!! So go home and get a good nights sleep.
Tifa: Okay.
The following day at Quatre's house.
Heero: All right everyone its come to my understanding that we are all going to grimm's home I recomend that you all carry a fire arm just in case.......................oh and bring your gifts.
Xellos: I cant wait to see what I got.
Gourry: I think that we should bring out stockings so Santa can give us stuff take out the stockings I made Lina.
Lina: I guess........
Lina takes out 2 stockings and each one has a chibi picture of Gourry
and Lina.
Filia & Amilia: Thats so cute!
Lina: (Blushes) I dont think so....
Zelgadiss: Thats just stupid.
Tifa: I think its cool.
Yuffie: Eh so-so.
Red 13: No comment.
Duo: So when do we leave?
Quatre walks out from his room with rifles and grenades and a Rocket Launcher and his gift.
Quatre: Now.
(Thunder)
Lina: Your really serious anout messing up grimm's home arnt you.
Quatre: The C4 is in the trunk.
Heero: Hell Quatre why didnt you tell me you were gonna mess up his house that badly I could have helped you get better stuff!
Cloud: I dont want to go anymore.
Wu-Fei: Fiona called said to come early.
Amilia: Right lets go everyone!
Chapter 3 finished.
Grimm: Beware the wrath of my home!!!!! Next time the gang goes over to my house better be prepared for the worst.
Ghosty: I didnt even make an appearence whats up grimm?!?!!?!
Grimm: I keep forgetting about you.
Ghosty: DAMN IT!!!!
Grimm: Fine fine fine the next and last chapter ghosty will come out for reals this time.
Disclaimer: Ah same as last one okay!
In the house of Quatre everyone prepares to see where the big Christmas party will be held they each write down there names and then shuffle them in a hat and draw to see which unlucky person will be stuck with throwing the party at there own house.
Lina: All right you guys ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lina: All right the person this year is.....
Lina reaches into the hat and draws a paper.
Lina: You are a respected person to all?......All right who put a fortune
in here?!
Grimm: Damn it so that dosent count?!
Lina: No grimm put in your name!!!
Cloud: (I hope they dont find out I did the same.)
Grimm writes on a little paper and gives it to Lina.
Lina: All right everyone its going to be at grimm's place.
(Thunder)
Heero: What was that all about?
Tifa: Yeah.
Filia: No way in the world am I going to his house its not even a house its an abandaned hotel!!!
Grimm: Hey I dont make fun of your home....if you live in one.....which
I have never seen.....your house I mean.
Barret: (Sarcastecly) Right.
Quatre: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Whats so funny Quatre?
Quatre: ITS PERFECT I TELL YOU NOW I CAN HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Cid: ..........
Grimm: What are you talking about?
Quatre: DONT YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR IT WAS AT MY HOME AND YOU GRIMM TOTALLY RUINED MY HOME!!!!!!
YOU AND YOUR BUDDY CHOCOBOS THEY GOT ALL DRUNK AND DID GOD KNOWS WHAT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO GET YOUR HOUSE RUINED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chocobo: I remember that. hahaha!
Quatre: YOU?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!?!?!?!?!
Chocobo: Uh-Oh.
Chocobo runs off into a room.
Quatre: RRRRR THATS THE 6TH TIME A CHOCOBO GOT IN HERE!!!!!!!
Lina: So that means your coming?
Wu-fei: Your all fools.
Duo: Hey Wu-fei where have you been?
Wu-fei: Just spending time with Nataku I have to keep it in tip top shape you know.
Cait Sith: Nataku....oh yeah the robot I remember now say Wu-fei you still wear those pink pj?
Wu-fei: I have no idea what your talking about!!!!
Cid: Yeah I remember those too.
Wu-fei: Lias!!!!LIAS AND SLANDER!!!!!
Cloud: Dont get so excited you know its true.
Wu-fei: Injustice I say!!!! You will pay with your LIVES!!!!!!
Wu-fei runs off crying.
Zelgadiss: So are we doing some stupid gift exchange this year?
Filia: Thats a great idea Zelgadiss Miss Lina give me your hat of names we will do a gift exchange this year!!
Grimm: Hey thats no fair in such short notice I cant get another gift!
Amilia: Deal with it we all got to do it.
Filia: Okay then the first shall be..
(By the way I actually did write down all of the people in this fic and then shuffled it in my hat and drew the names and here is the match ups......sadly in order from first to last.)
Filia: Hmm okay..
1st: Lina & Red 13
2nd: Suzuka & Cloud
3rd: Duo & Vincent
4th: Seth & Trowa
5th: Wu-fei & Gourry
6th: Ace & Quatre
7th: Melfina & Sepiroth
8th: Gene & Filia
9th: Zelgadiss & Tifa
10th: Aeris & Randy
11th: Barret & Xellos
Grimm: Whew im relived to hear that.
Filia: Grimm! stop interfearing!
12th: Aisha & Yuffie
13th: Fiona & Cait Sith
14th: Heero & Jim
15th: Ghosty & Sam
16th: Amilia and Grimm
Grimm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filia: and there is one more in here....its just Cid.
Cid: So I aint got nobody?
Filia: You want someone?
Cid: Nah Im cool with that didnt want to get anyone anything anyway.
Filia: Then its agreed on Chirstmas Eve we go over for the party and exchange gifts.
Tifa: Who did I have agian?
Filia: Zelgadiss he's the one with the mode swings.
Cloud: The Vincent wanna be yeah I remember him.
Yuffie: He's down right creepy if you ask me.
Aeris: Thats not a polite thing to say Yuffie after all he is only shy.
Sepiroth: Yeah I bet he is a really mean guy once you get to know him.
Aeris hits Sepiroth with her staff and walks off.
Vincent: Im outta here I got a present in mind already.
Tifa: I will see you all later I got something to do.
Cloud: I have nothing better to do so whats up Suzuka?
Suzuka: I have nothing to talk to you about at the moment.
Suzuka gets up and leaves.
Gene: Eh you will get used to it.
Red 13: Sam......of all people thats like getting a gift from the Una...
Grimm: Dont say it!!!!!!(looks around) You could kill us all.
Melfina: Well I really got to go I have to get something from the ship.
Grimm: Later im going to the mall to shop for Amilia.
Heero: Im going too.
The 2 leave and a few others go as well.
Filia: Well I guess I will wait a while before I go.
Gene: Yeah so how about in the mean time we get to know each other?
Filia: Uhhh...
Jim hits Gene on the head.
Jim: I need you Gene for the trip to the mall so your coming with me!!
Gene: Awww!
Cloud: Have fun!! ^_^
At the mall the people who left are there and they go there own ways.
In the gun department.
Heero: That Jim kid could use a fire arm........or mabey a grenade.....
what should I get him?
Red 13: What about this item right here.
In the Toys.
Aeris: Hmm what would Randy want he is still a child so a toy mabey?
Tifa: Nah this one will be just fine I know Randy would like this.
In the power tools depo.
Grimm: I wounder if she would like a good old fashion chain saw...... thats it I know what to get her!!!
Grimm grabs something.
Vincent: Thats a little much isnt it?
Grimm: I wasnt talking to you.
In the front of the store.
Gene: Jim you really need to stop depending on me to do your shopping.
Jim: But I really need help Gene!
Then Heero appears behind them.
Heero: Hey Jim I got your present already its wraped and everything.
Jim: Oh thanks I am still trying to find your present.
Heero: Yeah well I will be leaving now hope I dont get jumped on the way home...if only I had a magnum....to teach anyone who jumped me a lesson.....magnum's are on sale you know.....I like magnum's.
Heero walks off.
Jim: Gene I think I know what to get him now.
Yuffie: Besides a girlfreind the guys kinda depressing.
At the House.
Grimm: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Duo: hahaha.......ha.....whats so funny grimm?
Grimm: I am finished wraping Amilia's present.
Duo looks at it and see's a box rolled up in wraping paper and poorley
taped.
Duo: You wraped it?
Grimm: Yeah.
Duo: It looks like a special ed kid wraped this HAHAHAHA!!!!
Grimm: Silence!!! Im going home to prepare for the party tell them its at 6:00 pm tommorow got it!?!
Barret: What did you get her anyway?
Grimm: You are not worthy of this information!!!!!!!
Grimm leaves.
Gene & Jim walk in.
Jim: Hey there Duo can we stash this present in your room?
Duo: Nah Heero already put one in there so my room is out of the question.
Gene: Hey Wu-fei can we borrow your room?
Wu-fei: It isnt for weaklings.
Gene goes into Wu-fei's room and puts away the present.
Gene: Not for weaklings eh?...im so glad we reached an agreement.
Wu-fei: Wha?...Fine!
Later on everyone has a gift for one another and Duo stands up on a table and pulls out a megaphone.
Duo: Attention Grimm is throwing the party at 6:00 pm tommorow and he says not to come early!! So go home and get a good nights sleep.
Tifa: Okay.
The following day at Quatre's house.
Heero: All right everyone its come to my understanding that we are all going to grimm's home I recomend that you all carry a fire arm just in case.......................oh and bring your gifts.
Xellos: I cant wait to see what I got.
Gourry: I think that we should bring out stockings so Santa can give us stuff take out the stockings I made Lina.
Lina: I guess........
Lina takes out 2 stockings and each one has a chibi picture of Gourry
and Lina.
Filia & Amilia: Thats so cute!
Lina: (Blushes) I dont think so....
Zelgadiss: Thats just stupid.
Tifa: I think its cool.
Yuffie: Eh so-so.
Red 13: No comment.
Duo: So when do we leave?
Quatre walks out from his room with rifles and grenades and a Rocket Launcher and his gift.
Quatre: Now.
(Thunder)
Lina: Your really serious anout messing up grimm's home arnt you.
Quatre: The C4 is in the trunk.
Heero: Hell Quatre why didnt you tell me you were gonna mess up his house that badly I could have helped you get better stuff!
Cloud: I dont want to go anymore.
Wu-Fei: Fiona called said to come early.
Amilia: Right lets go everyone!
Chapter 3 finished.
Grimm: Beware the wrath of my home!!!!! Next time the gang goes over to my house better be prepared for the worst.
Ghosty: I didnt even make an appearence whats up grimm?!?!!?!
Grimm: I keep forgetting about you.
Ghosty: DAMN IT!!!!
Grimm: Fine fine fine the next and last chapter ghosty will come out for reals this time.