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"Candy key" Green-depressant Yellow-speed White-ecstasy
Narrator- On the last episode of Drugieball Z Chi-Chi and Bulma were high on ecstasy, Bulma had a orange "candy" (?), Vegeta and Trunks were on speed, and Goku had a depresent but he's to hyper all te time for him not to be hyper now. Then Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta were off to Six Flags in N.J., U.S.A.
"DUDE!" Trunks, Goku, and Vegeta screamed in unison as 6 Flags came into view. Vegeta landed in a cartwheel.again., Goku landed in a flip, and Trunks.well Trunks.let's just say he needed to work on his landings.
"I wanna go on Batman, Batman, Batman, BATMAN!" screamed Trunks.
"Okay let's go son," agreed Vegeta which you never hear so.treasure the moment.
The 3 sa-jins cut the whole line and crashed thru the roof and into the seats. My friends and I happened to be in back of them.
"FINAL FLASH!" screamed Vegeta making the me duck to protect my head from exploding, his Final Flash propelled the car. Me and Linda were speechless but Adelle was screaming happily.
This was the Batman and Robin ride so you went up then came back down backwards so Vegeta's Final Flash propelled the car so far it actually went off of the track. Then Goku did a KaMeHaMeHa to get us back on the tracks, then we finnaly arrived at the dock and the tracks just.collapsed.
"DUDE!I'M HUNGRY! LET'S EAT!" screamed Vegeta.
"YA FOOD!" screamed Trunks. Goku grabbed a passing fungoer which just so happened to be ME!
"Ahhh, Where can I get food?" Goku asked surprisingly calm and then started to bounce upa nd down again letting me go.
"Umm, there's a Dippin' Dots over there," I replied pointing to the dead cart walking.
"THANKS!" splurted Goku.
"YES, NOURISHMENT!" splurted Vegeta running over to the Dippin' Dots stand.
"This is great!" exclaimed Trunks with his mouth full of this cold treat.
"This is cold," said Goku also with his mouth full.
"This is.AHHHHHH BRAINFREEZ!" screamed Vegeta grasping his head and crying.
He the ran around the park about 100 times while the two others sa-jins indulged themselves. Then Vegeta came to a stop by a burger shop.
"FOOD!" splurted Vegeta his brainfreez spell now over. He walked in to see two very stuffed sa-jins. He quickly wolfed down the last of the hamburgers and sat beside Goku and Trunks.
Back In Japan.
"Dude why is the couch a purple.whoa!" said a very confused Bulma.
"Sweetie dear do you want some tea and crumpets?" Mrs. Brief asked Bulma.
"Yo, it's like a greenish-purple jackelope holding tea, duuuuuude," said Bulma mellowly.
"Well that greenish-orange.whatever is your mother have respest," said Mrs. Brief still having a smile on her face.
Back to America.
"DUDE," said Goku happily followed by 2 more "dude"s and a.
"SCREEM MACHINE! LET'S GO ON THE SCREEM MACHINE! LET'S GO ON THE SCREEM MACHINE!" screamed Vegeta as they started flying towards the "Screem Machine".
When they arrived there me and my friends were there a once again.
"Oye Vei. Why do they follow us so?!" I thought to myself, "Maybe I should use the fact that they're here to my benefit." Walking over to them, I pulled out some pictures that I always carry along with me.
"Hey Guys could you sign these," I said handing them to the sa-jins.
"DUDE! WE HAVE FANS!" screamed Trunks.
"Really I'm not feeling any cooler," Goku sad stupidly while looking around.
"NO NOT FANS, FANS YOU DMB F***, YOU KNOW PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU!" Vegeta screamed at a very dumbfounded Goku.
So they signed me and my friends stuff and then we stupidly went on the ride with them.
This time they actually let the car start by the engineer, but it wasn't long until Trunks said,
"This is too slow," yes 94 mph is too SLOW! So he did some weird @$$ energy blast and propelled us once again.
"Ah, Uh, Help,: I cried hoping someone could hear me over the roaring tracks, no one did MY SHOULDER BELT WAS BROKEN! It kept flapping up and down not much but enough for me to fall out.
I held it down until I couldn't anymore. I fell out.
"Ohhhh, Where's Piccolo when you need him?!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I plunged to my doom. Then no other than.KRILLON?
"WTF IS HE DOING HERE?" I thought to myself as he caught me.
"You okay?" he asked as he put me down.
"Yeah ummm.I think so.but why the f*** are you guys doing in America, aren't you supposed to be fighting Cell or something.
"We beat him like 7 years ago or something, but I don't know what they're doing here. I'm looking for Dragonballs.
"Whoa! DRAGONBALLS? They really do exist!" I exclaimed, "Whadaya gonna wish for,"
"Promise not to tell?" he asked.
"Yes!"
"I'm gonna wish for.well.a.nose," he said as he pointed to the blank spot on his face.
First my mouth dropped to the floor, then I broke down laughing.
"I'll help you look just let me get my friends okay? I know this place better than you do anyway," I said in between laughs.
"Okay, where are they,"
"Over there, let's go," I said pointing to the exit for The Screem Machine. Then we walked over to them.
"DUDE!"
"SWEET!"
Their hair was stuck up strait by the ride.
Hey you guys look who I found, or who found me," I said as I pointed to the nose-less dwarf.
"DUDE! Where'd he come from," asked my friend asked.
"Japan, where do you think? He saved me anyway he's looking for Dragonballs," I said and they immediately agreed to help.
"Hey I almost forgot, Gohan gave me some candy, ya want any?" he asked. We declined as he took an orange "candy" out of the bag and put it in his mouth. We continued to look for the Dragonball.
"Hey there's a bleep over there.Aha here it is!" Krillon exclaimed as he dug under a soda machine retrieving the Dragonball.
As we looked at the 7 star ball in awe Krillon thanked us and flew off.
Back to Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta.
"DUDE! Let's go to Huricane Harbor!" splurted Trunks.
"TOTALLY DUDE!" exclaimed Vegeta. They headed over and then went to the 100 gal. Wave pool.
"DUDE POOL! I'M TAKING MY SPANDEX OFF AND SWIMMING!" exclaimed Vegeta taking off his spandex. A big pink cloud that said "Bad Man" soon covered his lower anotomy due to the NC-17 ban on fanfictin.net.
Disgusted at Vegeta Trunks and Goku decided to swim in their guises.
Vegeta did a Gallic Gun attack to the water and they shoe surfed on the gargantuan title wave that he made.
"Surfs up dudes!" exclaimed Goku as they surfed all the way to Medusa, it destroyed all rides except for it! So the 3 sa-jins decided to go on it. When they finnaly got up the billions of flights of stairs.
"This ride has been closed, I repeat, Medusa has been closed," said a voice over the loud speaker.
"NO WAY, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I CAN'T RIDE THIS RIDE?!" Vegeta yelled at a poor engineer grabbing him.
"Yes, I-I-I'm sorry but it's dangerous," said the poor engineer.
"I'll show you dangerous!" Vegeta said as he flew out of the port.
"BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta screamed launching a big bang attack onto Medusa destroying it turning into himself again.
"C'mon Trunks we're leaving," and with that they were heading back to Japan.
Narrator- So The 3 sa-jins have destroyed Six Flags completely so forget about going there this summer. We still donnot know what orange "candies" are but 2 people have already eaten them (Krillon and Bulma) and the 3 sa- jins are headed back to Japan to raid Gohan for more "candies". To find out what happens tune in next time for DRUGIEBALL Z!
"Candy key" Green-depressant Yellow-speed White-ecstasy
Narrator- On the last episode of Drugieball Z Chi-Chi and Bulma were high on ecstasy, Bulma had a orange "candy" (?), Vegeta and Trunks were on speed, and Goku had a depresent but he's to hyper all te time for him not to be hyper now. Then Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta were off to Six Flags in N.J., U.S.A.
"DUDE!" Trunks, Goku, and Vegeta screamed in unison as 6 Flags came into view. Vegeta landed in a cartwheel.again., Goku landed in a flip, and Trunks.well Trunks.let's just say he needed to work on his landings.
"I wanna go on Batman, Batman, Batman, BATMAN!" screamed Trunks.
"Okay let's go son," agreed Vegeta which you never hear so.treasure the moment.
The 3 sa-jins cut the whole line and crashed thru the roof and into the seats. My friends and I happened to be in back of them.
"FINAL FLASH!" screamed Vegeta making the me duck to protect my head from exploding, his Final Flash propelled the car. Me and Linda were speechless but Adelle was screaming happily.
This was the Batman and Robin ride so you went up then came back down backwards so Vegeta's Final Flash propelled the car so far it actually went off of the track. Then Goku did a KaMeHaMeHa to get us back on the tracks, then we finnaly arrived at the dock and the tracks just.collapsed.
"DUDE!I'M HUNGRY! LET'S EAT!" screamed Vegeta.
"YA FOOD!" screamed Trunks. Goku grabbed a passing fungoer which just so happened to be ME!
"Ahhh, Where can I get food?" Goku asked surprisingly calm and then started to bounce upa nd down again letting me go.
"Umm, there's a Dippin' Dots over there," I replied pointing to the dead cart walking.
"THANKS!" splurted Goku.
"YES, NOURISHMENT!" splurted Vegeta running over to the Dippin' Dots stand.
"This is great!" exclaimed Trunks with his mouth full of this cold treat.
"This is cold," said Goku also with his mouth full.
"This is.AHHHHHH BRAINFREEZ!" screamed Vegeta grasping his head and crying.
He the ran around the park about 100 times while the two others sa-jins indulged themselves. Then Vegeta came to a stop by a burger shop.
"FOOD!" splurted Vegeta his brainfreez spell now over. He walked in to see two very stuffed sa-jins. He quickly wolfed down the last of the hamburgers and sat beside Goku and Trunks.
Back In Japan.
"Dude why is the couch a purple.whoa!" said a very confused Bulma.
"Sweetie dear do you want some tea and crumpets?" Mrs. Brief asked Bulma.
"Yo, it's like a greenish-purple jackelope holding tea, duuuuuude," said Bulma mellowly.
"Well that greenish-orange.whatever is your mother have respest," said Mrs. Brief still having a smile on her face.
Back to America.
"DUDE," said Goku happily followed by 2 more "dude"s and a.
"SCREEM MACHINE! LET'S GO ON THE SCREEM MACHINE! LET'S GO ON THE SCREEM MACHINE!" screamed Vegeta as they started flying towards the "Screem Machine".
When they arrived there me and my friends were there a once again.
"Oye Vei. Why do they follow us so?!" I thought to myself, "Maybe I should use the fact that they're here to my benefit." Walking over to them, I pulled out some pictures that I always carry along with me.
"Hey Guys could you sign these," I said handing them to the sa-jins.
"DUDE! WE HAVE FANS!" screamed Trunks.
"Really I'm not feeling any cooler," Goku sad stupidly while looking around.
"NO NOT FANS, FANS YOU DMB F***, YOU KNOW PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU!" Vegeta screamed at a very dumbfounded Goku.
So they signed me and my friends stuff and then we stupidly went on the ride with them.
This time they actually let the car start by the engineer, but it wasn't long until Trunks said,
"This is too slow," yes 94 mph is too SLOW! So he did some weird @$$ energy blast and propelled us once again.
"Ah, Uh, Help,: I cried hoping someone could hear me over the roaring tracks, no one did MY SHOULDER BELT WAS BROKEN! It kept flapping up and down not much but enough for me to fall out.
I held it down until I couldn't anymore. I fell out.
"Ohhhh, Where's Piccolo when you need him?!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I plunged to my doom. Then no other than.KRILLON?
"WTF IS HE DOING HERE?" I thought to myself as he caught me.
"You okay?" he asked as he put me down.
"Yeah ummm.I think so.but why the f*** are you guys doing in America, aren't you supposed to be fighting Cell or something.
"We beat him like 7 years ago or something, but I don't know what they're doing here. I'm looking for Dragonballs.
"Whoa! DRAGONBALLS? They really do exist!" I exclaimed, "Whadaya gonna wish for,"
"Promise not to tell?" he asked.
"Yes!"
"I'm gonna wish for.well.a.nose," he said as he pointed to the blank spot on his face.
First my mouth dropped to the floor, then I broke down laughing.
"I'll help you look just let me get my friends okay? I know this place better than you do anyway," I said in between laughs.
"Okay, where are they,"
"Over there, let's go," I said pointing to the exit for The Screem Machine. Then we walked over to them.
"DUDE!"
"SWEET!"
Their hair was stuck up strait by the ride.
Hey you guys look who I found, or who found me," I said as I pointed to the nose-less dwarf.
"DUDE! Where'd he come from," asked my friend asked.
"Japan, where do you think? He saved me anyway he's looking for Dragonballs," I said and they immediately agreed to help.
"Hey I almost forgot, Gohan gave me some candy, ya want any?" he asked. We declined as he took an orange "candy" out of the bag and put it in his mouth. We continued to look for the Dragonball.
"Hey there's a bleep over there.Aha here it is!" Krillon exclaimed as he dug under a soda machine retrieving the Dragonball.
As we looked at the 7 star ball in awe Krillon thanked us and flew off.
Back to Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta.
"DUDE! Let's go to Huricane Harbor!" splurted Trunks.
"TOTALLY DUDE!" exclaimed Vegeta. They headed over and then went to the 100 gal. Wave pool.
"DUDE POOL! I'M TAKING MY SPANDEX OFF AND SWIMMING!" exclaimed Vegeta taking off his spandex. A big pink cloud that said "Bad Man" soon covered his lower anotomy due to the NC-17 ban on fanfictin.net.
Disgusted at Vegeta Trunks and Goku decided to swim in their guises.
Vegeta did a Gallic Gun attack to the water and they shoe surfed on the gargantuan title wave that he made.
"Surfs up dudes!" exclaimed Goku as they surfed all the way to Medusa, it destroyed all rides except for it! So the 3 sa-jins decided to go on it. When they finnaly got up the billions of flights of stairs.
"This ride has been closed, I repeat, Medusa has been closed," said a voice over the loud speaker.
"NO WAY, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I CAN'T RIDE THIS RIDE?!" Vegeta yelled at a poor engineer grabbing him.
"Yes, I-I-I'm sorry but it's dangerous," said the poor engineer.
"I'll show you dangerous!" Vegeta said as he flew out of the port.
"BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta screamed launching a big bang attack onto Medusa destroying it turning into himself again.
"C'mon Trunks we're leaving," and with that they were heading back to Japan.
Narrator- So The 3 sa-jins have destroyed Six Flags completely so forget about going there this summer. We still donnot know what orange "candies" are but 2 people have already eaten them (Krillon and Bulma) and the 3 sa- jins are headed back to Japan to raid Gohan for more "candies". To find out what happens tune in next time for DRUGIEBALL Z!