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"Candy key" Green-depressant Yellow-speed White-ecstasy Orange- Hallucinogen Red- ?
Narrator- Previously on Drugieball Z: Trunks, Goku and Vegeta have completely demolished a Six Flags in New Jersey and are heading back to Japan after their drugs warred off. Vegeta and Trunks were on speed, and Goku had a depressant, yet it made him more hyper. Chi-Chi and Bulma were high on ecstasy, Bulma had a orange "candy" (?). Also Krillin was on a quest for the Dragonballs because he wanted a nose. And we refer to Krillin after he had an orange "candy".
"Okay, now where's the fifth Dragonball?" Krillin asked himself looking at a bleep on the radar. "Aha right down there by the greenish purple jackeloper. Huh? What the." he said dazed. "DUUUUUUUUUDE! I CAN FLY! Awesomeness! Wait I could always fly, but my arm wasn't always a pink penguin. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Cool hi Mr. Po Po," he said looking at the Dragon Radar.
"Hi Krillin! What do you think of my new skin color?" he said turning in circle with a new pink vest and blue pants as well. I always preferred green, and look now your green!" Krillin then looked at him self with an anime smile. "We can be Nameks together, Yay!" said Mr. Po Po dancing in Krillin's hand.
"Yay!" Krillin exclaimed stuffing Mr. Po Po into his pocket, "Wow look at those mountains of cheese!" Krillin said staring at rolling hills which were clearly NOT cheese. He then went over to the mountains and started chomping on the rocks until he reached a very hard sphere. "Hey a Dragonball!" (Dragonballs have a spell on it which makes it visible even if one is hallucinating) "Now only one more!" he said with a mouthful of rocks flying off towards Japan which held the last Dragonball.
Back in Japan with the 3 destructive sa-jins.
"Kakarot, where is that brat of yours!" demanded Vegeta.
"Probably at your house," replied Goku as they headed to Capsule Corp. When they arrived Gohan was conveniently doing his homework in a tree (?).
"Gohan give me candy!" screamed Vegeta.
"Chill man, I have them right here," said Gohan calmly setting his books down on a sturdy branch.
"I am no man; I am the Prince of all Sa-jins! Also I will not chill nor can I because I am very hot sizzling even and check this out!" exclaimed Vegeta while whipping his 8-inch man-hood out (ewwwwwwwwww) (Ha Ha Fanfic.net didn't catch this Muhaha!). Everyone's mouths dropped and eyes bugged and Trunks started to drool (?).
"Just put that thing back, here," said Gohan covering his eyes and slowly approaching Vegeta with an orange "candy", Vegeta snatched it from his hand, putting his wee-willy-winky in its cage. He chewed the "candy". He looked around and hugged Goku saying,
"PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER! Where have you been?"
"Hey Gohan toss me whatever Vegeta got," demanded Goku kindly. Gohan then tossed him a red "candy" (?)
Then Bulma emerged from Capsule corp.
"BLUE SPANDEX!" she exclaimed.
"BREASTS!" exclaimed Vegeta. Bulma then gave him the middle finger.
"EEEEK, Snakes!" cried Vegeta jumping into Goku's arms. "Purplemonkeydishwasher, save me!"
"You dumb f***. You left me all alone with all of the chores, Trunks was gone and there was a purple jackelope trying to give me TEA!" screamed Bulma. The branch in the tree which was holding Gohan's books started o creek. "I am going to.huh?" The branch started to creek profusely and then fell on Bulma's head which stopped her bitching.
"Yay! Purplemonkeydishwasher, you saved me!" exclaimed Vegeta jumping from Goku's arms, and running for the books to hug them.
"I go bye bye now, I need to slpooge!" exclaimed Vegeta to the rest, as he headed into West City with an anime smile on his face.
"I'm going to go find a knife," said Goku depressed. Trunks wet to bed after getting a red "candy" from Gohan, and Bulma still laid in a comma under the branch.
4 hours later
"Hey Trunks is there anything sharper than this one?" asked Goku.
"Nope why don't you try your Kamehameha blast?" said Trunks.
"Naw, knives are more fun," said Goku calmly gently pricking his skin with the sharp object, blood running down his elbow.
"Why can't I feel this Goku?" said Trunks also puncturing his skin.
"I have no idea but it sure is fun."
Bulma then emerged into Cpsule Corp after taking a huge blow to her head from that branch.
"Where is that f***ing husband of mine?" demanded Bulma.
"He said he was going into town," replied Trunks. Bulma then stormed into town not even noticing Goku and Trunks' peculiar situation.
When Bulma was going through Capsule Corp heading for the exit she saw Vegeta and Chi-Chi making out.
"YOU MOTHER F***ER! HOW DARE YOU!" screamed Bulma at Vegeta.
"Chi- Chi, what are you doing here?" Vegeta asked Bulma thinking she was Chi- Chi, and Chi- Chi was Bulma.
"Hey honey come and grab a drink," said Chi- Chi lazily holding a glass of champagne.
"You little." said Bulma diving for Chi-Chi. Champagne flew every where and fighting meows came from the ball off dust in which they were fighting in.
After Chi- Chi and Bulma finished their cat fight Bulma was completely trashed. Of coarse Gohan and Videl then walk in.
"Umm, Gohan what's wrong with your friends?" asked Videl surprised watching Vegeta prance around with flowers coming out of his smile, and Bulma and Chi-Chi were singing "Love Boat".
"I don't know I just gave them these," said Gohan handing Videl the bag of multi-colored candies.
Videl took one out. She sniffed it and tasted it.
"Gohan you moron, these aren't candy.they're drugs!" Videl exclaimed with a really big mouth.
Narrator- Oh no! Videl has found out the family secret now what? Tune in next time for DRUGIEBALL Z! [closing theme]
"Candy key" Green-depressant Yellow-speed White-ecstasy Orange- Hallucinogen Red- ?
Narrator- Previously on Drugieball Z: Trunks, Goku and Vegeta have completely demolished a Six Flags in New Jersey and are heading back to Japan after their drugs warred off. Vegeta and Trunks were on speed, and Goku had a depressant, yet it made him more hyper. Chi-Chi and Bulma were high on ecstasy, Bulma had a orange "candy" (?). Also Krillin was on a quest for the Dragonballs because he wanted a nose. And we refer to Krillin after he had an orange "candy".
"Okay, now where's the fifth Dragonball?" Krillin asked himself looking at a bleep on the radar. "Aha right down there by the greenish purple jackeloper. Huh? What the." he said dazed. "DUUUUUUUUUDE! I CAN FLY! Awesomeness! Wait I could always fly, but my arm wasn't always a pink penguin. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Cool hi Mr. Po Po," he said looking at the Dragon Radar.
"Hi Krillin! What do you think of my new skin color?" he said turning in circle with a new pink vest and blue pants as well. I always preferred green, and look now your green!" Krillin then looked at him self with an anime smile. "We can be Nameks together, Yay!" said Mr. Po Po dancing in Krillin's hand.
"Yay!" Krillin exclaimed stuffing Mr. Po Po into his pocket, "Wow look at those mountains of cheese!" Krillin said staring at rolling hills which were clearly NOT cheese. He then went over to the mountains and started chomping on the rocks until he reached a very hard sphere. "Hey a Dragonball!" (Dragonballs have a spell on it which makes it visible even if one is hallucinating) "Now only one more!" he said with a mouthful of rocks flying off towards Japan which held the last Dragonball.
Back in Japan with the 3 destructive sa-jins.
"Kakarot, where is that brat of yours!" demanded Vegeta.
"Probably at your house," replied Goku as they headed to Capsule Corp. When they arrived Gohan was conveniently doing his homework in a tree (?).
"Gohan give me candy!" screamed Vegeta.
"Chill man, I have them right here," said Gohan calmly setting his books down on a sturdy branch.
"I am no man; I am the Prince of all Sa-jins! Also I will not chill nor can I because I am very hot sizzling even and check this out!" exclaimed Vegeta while whipping his 8-inch man-hood out (ewwwwwwwwww) (Ha Ha Fanfic.net didn't catch this Muhaha!). Everyone's mouths dropped and eyes bugged and Trunks started to drool (?).
"Just put that thing back, here," said Gohan covering his eyes and slowly approaching Vegeta with an orange "candy", Vegeta snatched it from his hand, putting his wee-willy-winky in its cage. He chewed the "candy". He looked around and hugged Goku saying,
"PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER! Where have you been?"
"Hey Gohan toss me whatever Vegeta got," demanded Goku kindly. Gohan then tossed him a red "candy" (?)
Then Bulma emerged from Capsule corp.
"BLUE SPANDEX!" she exclaimed.
"BREASTS!" exclaimed Vegeta. Bulma then gave him the middle finger.
"EEEEK, Snakes!" cried Vegeta jumping into Goku's arms. "Purplemonkeydishwasher, save me!"
"You dumb f***. You left me all alone with all of the chores, Trunks was gone and there was a purple jackelope trying to give me TEA!" screamed Bulma. The branch in the tree which was holding Gohan's books started o creek. "I am going to.huh?" The branch started to creek profusely and then fell on Bulma's head which stopped her bitching.
"Yay! Purplemonkeydishwasher, you saved me!" exclaimed Vegeta jumping from Goku's arms, and running for the books to hug them.
"I go bye bye now, I need to slpooge!" exclaimed Vegeta to the rest, as he headed into West City with an anime smile on his face.
"I'm going to go find a knife," said Goku depressed. Trunks wet to bed after getting a red "candy" from Gohan, and Bulma still laid in a comma under the branch.
4 hours later
"Hey Trunks is there anything sharper than this one?" asked Goku.
"Nope why don't you try your Kamehameha blast?" said Trunks.
"Naw, knives are more fun," said Goku calmly gently pricking his skin with the sharp object, blood running down his elbow.
"Why can't I feel this Goku?" said Trunks also puncturing his skin.
"I have no idea but it sure is fun."
Bulma then emerged into Cpsule Corp after taking a huge blow to her head from that branch.
"Where is that f***ing husband of mine?" demanded Bulma.
"He said he was going into town," replied Trunks. Bulma then stormed into town not even noticing Goku and Trunks' peculiar situation.
When Bulma was going through Capsule Corp heading for the exit she saw Vegeta and Chi-Chi making out.
"YOU MOTHER F***ER! HOW DARE YOU!" screamed Bulma at Vegeta.
"Chi- Chi, what are you doing here?" Vegeta asked Bulma thinking she was Chi- Chi, and Chi- Chi was Bulma.
"Hey honey come and grab a drink," said Chi- Chi lazily holding a glass of champagne.
"You little." said Bulma diving for Chi-Chi. Champagne flew every where and fighting meows came from the ball off dust in which they were fighting in.
After Chi- Chi and Bulma finished their cat fight Bulma was completely trashed. Of coarse Gohan and Videl then walk in.
"Umm, Gohan what's wrong with your friends?" asked Videl surprised watching Vegeta prance around with flowers coming out of his smile, and Bulma and Chi-Chi were singing "Love Boat".
"I don't know I just gave them these," said Gohan handing Videl the bag of multi-colored candies.
Videl took one out. She sniffed it and tasted it.
"Gohan you moron, these aren't candy.they're drugs!" Videl exclaimed with a really big mouth.
Narrator- Oh no! Videl has found out the family secret now what? Tune in next time for DRUGIEBALL Z! [closing theme]