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"Candy key" Green-depressant Yellow-speed White-ecstasy Orange- Hallucinogen Red- ?
Narrator- Last time on Drugieball Z: Videl found out the menacing secret of the Z gang. And who knows what she'll do!
"Gohan, what the hell!? How did you get these? And why?" Videl bombarded Gohan with questions.
"Well I.Because I." Gohan panicked "SHARPENER GAVE THEM TO ME!" he let out a sigh of relief.
Videl looked surprised then clenched her fists and looked down at them "Oh that little.When I get my hands on him.Messin' around with MY boyfriend.I'm gonna shove a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* then carve a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* on him and he won't know which ways Monday! Let's go!" said Videl as she ran out of the Capsule Corp doors. Everybody's mouth was dropped even Vegeta's Mr. Winky's mouth.
"Oh my gosh, that little whore!" said Vegeta's Mr. Winky in a Mr. Hanky like voice.
"Shut up, you purple monkeylope!" said Vegeta to his Mr. Winky and slapped it thinking it was a purple monkeylope. "Ooooo, that feels nice," and with that Vegeta was jacking off! 0 0 Everybody stared in amazement. -
"Gohan, you coming?" screamed Videl through the hall. Gohan kept starring.
"GOHAN!" the whole building shook.
"Coming! Coming!" said Gohan flailing his arms and legs, then dashing off.
Videl and Gohan were flying to Sharpeners house do stuff to him until he won't know which way's Monday. They arrived at his house and politely rang the doorbell. *Ding Dong* the door opened.
"Umm, Hello, may I help you?" asked Sharpener's mom.
"Hi I'm Videl and this is Gohan may we speak to Sharpener please?" asked Videl with bubbles and hearts around her, and with a light blue back ground, and a pink dress with flowers on it, her hair in cute little pigtails, also with stars in her eyes. (Take a minute to ponder this.) Gohan fell over anime style knowing what the real Videl is like.
"Sure. Sharpener!" his mom yelled up the stairs to him.
"Coming mom!" he yelled down the stairs. Sharpener came down in flower and teddy bear briefs. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MOM! What the hell" Sharpener yelled to his mother as he saw Videl and Gohan standing at the door. Also he panicked because he recognized the bag of candies in which he gave Gohan in Videl's hand.
A few minutes later Sharpener came down dressed in normal clothing.
"So hi, how can I help you?" said Sharpener with a very fake smile on his face.
"Do these ring a bell?" Videl asked shoving the candies in his face.
"Videl, I.I can explain," tried Sharpener moving around her to the outside.
"You can explain alright, explain it to the cops. You're gonna pay!" said Videl shove a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* then carve a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* in Sharpener. After he felt extremely violated and raped,
"Hey, which way's Monday?" asked Sharpener looking around him. For a brief moment all the doors in all the world opened pointed their fingers and said
"Ha Ha!" including Nelson (The Simpsons).
"Hey I only asked a question. Which way's Monday?" said Sharpener confused.
"Ummmm.It's over there," said Gohan pointing to a sign with blinking lights which said in big bold letters "MONDAY". Sharpener started walking toward the sign which said "TUESDAY" though.
So the two then dragged Sharpener to the police department after getting him from "TUESDAY".
"Name?" asked a police officer with a grudge.
"Sharpener ??????" replied Videl.
"What he do?"
"Gave illegal drugs to an air headed moron." Gohan nodded happily, then went dot eyed after he realized what Videl just called him. He then went shifty eyed and was about to say something before Videl covered his air headed mouth.
"GAVE not BOUGHT! Now that's an extra fee, no WE gotta pay you for the drugs, awwww poopie," said the cop as he handed Sharpener a twenty-dollar bill.
"So what are you gonna do about it?" said a frazzled Gohan.
"Well, ummm," the moronic cop paused, and flipped through a handbook which said How to Deal Drugs", "Whom ever took the drugs, uh, must be put in a rehab center for a term of 60 days,"
"Oh shit! My family has to go to a rehab center?"
Narrator: Well they're all f***ed, now everybody has to go to rehab because of Sharpener. To see (or rather read) the reaction of the Z gang, tune in next time for DRUGIEBALL Z! [Ending Theme]
"Candy key" Green-depressant Yellow-speed White-ecstasy Orange- Hallucinogen Red- ?
Narrator- Last time on Drugieball Z: Videl found out the menacing secret of the Z gang. And who knows what she'll do!
"Gohan, what the hell!? How did you get these? And why?" Videl bombarded Gohan with questions.
"Well I.Because I." Gohan panicked "SHARPENER GAVE THEM TO ME!" he let out a sigh of relief.
Videl looked surprised then clenched her fists and looked down at them "Oh that little.When I get my hands on him.Messin' around with MY boyfriend.I'm gonna shove a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* then carve a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* on him and he won't know which ways Monday! Let's go!" said Videl as she ran out of the Capsule Corp doors. Everybody's mouth was dropped even Vegeta's Mr. Winky's mouth.
"Oh my gosh, that little whore!" said Vegeta's Mr. Winky in a Mr. Hanky like voice.
"Shut up, you purple monkeylope!" said Vegeta to his Mr. Winky and slapped it thinking it was a purple monkeylope. "Ooooo, that feels nice," and with that Vegeta was jacking off! 0 0 Everybody stared in amazement. -
"Gohan, you coming?" screamed Videl through the hall. Gohan kept starring.
"GOHAN!" the whole building shook.
"Coming! Coming!" said Gohan flailing his arms and legs, then dashing off.
Videl and Gohan were flying to Sharpeners house do stuff to him until he won't know which way's Monday. They arrived at his house and politely rang the doorbell. *Ding Dong* the door opened.
"Umm, Hello, may I help you?" asked Sharpener's mom.
"Hi I'm Videl and this is Gohan may we speak to Sharpener please?" asked Videl with bubbles and hearts around her, and with a light blue back ground, and a pink dress with flowers on it, her hair in cute little pigtails, also with stars in her eyes. (Take a minute to ponder this.) Gohan fell over anime style knowing what the real Videl is like.
"Sure. Sharpener!" his mom yelled up the stairs to him.
"Coming mom!" he yelled down the stairs. Sharpener came down in flower and teddy bear briefs. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MOM! What the hell" Sharpener yelled to his mother as he saw Videl and Gohan standing at the door. Also he panicked because he recognized the bag of candies in which he gave Gohan in Videl's hand.
A few minutes later Sharpener came down dressed in normal clothing.
"So hi, how can I help you?" said Sharpener with a very fake smile on his face.
"Do these ring a bell?" Videl asked shoving the candies in his face.
"Videl, I.I can explain," tried Sharpener moving around her to the outside.
"You can explain alright, explain it to the cops. You're gonna pay!" said Videl shove a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* then carve a *Banned by Fanfiction.net due to the NC-17 ban* in Sharpener. After he felt extremely violated and raped,
"Hey, which way's Monday?" asked Sharpener looking around him. For a brief moment all the doors in all the world opened pointed their fingers and said
"Ha Ha!" including Nelson (The Simpsons).
"Hey I only asked a question. Which way's Monday?" said Sharpener confused.
"Ummmm.It's over there," said Gohan pointing to a sign with blinking lights which said in big bold letters "MONDAY". Sharpener started walking toward the sign which said "TUESDAY" though.
So the two then dragged Sharpener to the police department after getting him from "TUESDAY".
"Name?" asked a police officer with a grudge.
"Sharpener ??????" replied Videl.
"What he do?"
"Gave illegal drugs to an air headed moron." Gohan nodded happily, then went dot eyed after he realized what Videl just called him. He then went shifty eyed and was about to say something before Videl covered his air headed mouth.
"GAVE not BOUGHT! Now that's an extra fee, no WE gotta pay you for the drugs, awwww poopie," said the cop as he handed Sharpener a twenty-dollar bill.
"So what are you gonna do about it?" said a frazzled Gohan.
"Well, ummm," the moronic cop paused, and flipped through a handbook which said How to Deal Drugs", "Whom ever took the drugs, uh, must be put in a rehab center for a term of 60 days,"
"Oh shit! My family has to go to a rehab center?"
Narrator: Well they're all f***ed, now everybody has to go to rehab because of Sharpener. To see (or rather read) the reaction of the Z gang, tune in next time for DRUGIEBALL Z! [Ending Theme]