1. The black book

Vegeta stroke her short skirt smoothly in the back seat. Beside her Gokuu yawned. Dressed smartly in jeans and sweater. First school day. Luckily after their previous adventures, school was so kind to for one, allow Vegeta to go into the same class she would have if she stayed. And put Gokuu in the same class. Even without credentials. A test had been taken and showed he had a bright mind of his own. No A's. Mostly C's and B's. But adequate. Beside them lay two stuffed book bags.

"Good thing you two are Saiya-jins." A wild hared man in the front stated smirking. Gokuu smirked.
"Sure dad." Bardock glanced in the rear view mirror.
"Don't talk tome like that. I'm honest. I pity the other kids. They'll have soar backs." It had been a few days since their arrival but Bardock nestled right in. Already warring a black shirt with black jeans. Mister Bardock was on the woman scouting. Already he had a few interested in him. And all his lab assistance. But he already had it in his mind not to how did humans call it? Date on the workflow? Sure he slipped up once, but she was hot. And he needed to know what these earth females were all about.

He now knew they had a hard time keeping up his pace. And he had to be very careful with them, lest they'd snap. So in the end, it wasn't only the girl who was bushed.. he too, under the straining of his muscles, making them not crush his bed mate. Other wise. They were alike. Same mouth. Same temperament. He liked this place. A smirk pasted over his face as he made a sharp turn in the dense traffic. He peered backwards as a pole with camerathe third. Ah well. Not his car.

"Dad? That was the third ticket? 2 speeding and one red traffic light?" Gokuu muttered soar.
"Point being? Look I'm working here."
"Yeah, for your tickets." Vegeta snickered.
"Ah well. I intent on breaking a record." He retorted grinning as he slammed the breaks. They shot forward. Vegeta lay over the passenger seat with her skirt nearly flopping over her back. Gokuu hung in Bardock's lap. Upside down.

"Look kid, you already came out of there." Bardock pulled Vegeta's skirt back down as she crawled flushed back on the backseat.

"School." He pointed with his nose at the building as Vegeta cursed under her breath. Lunatic driverGokuu rolled out at his fathers door and had two bags dumped on him.
"Thanks dad" He muttered.
"No prob squirt. Pick you up at 15.30 right?" He eyed at Vegeta's back who angrily yanked her skirt down further. "Eh Vegeta?" She turned annoyed as she walked on to sidewalk. He honked his klaxon smirking.

"HOT LEGS!" And pulled up. With screeching wheels he did a 180 turn and flew past them. Yelping Vegeta clutched her skirt. Bardock laughed loudly as he pulled around the bend and screeched down the road.

"What a maniac" Vegeta grunted as she fixed her hair. Gokuu got up from the pavement and sighed.
"Nope. Just my dad. He sure adapted quick. A ladies man I'd say. Here is your bookbag." Vegeta took it and flopped it around her shoulder.

"Just a few things before we enter. School sucks, the kids here suck and I hate it. Okay?" He blinked amazed. Then tagged with her.
"Why then?"
"It's too easy. I breeze through it and the principal doesn't allow me to switch classes." She muttered back. "You'll see what I mean"

"AHHH miss Briefs. So glad you were found save and sound! And who is this young man?" Vegeta rolled her eyes, producing a sour smile.
"Mrs. Baxter, meet my friend Son Gokuu. Gokuu, Mrs. Baxter, she's our ethics teacher." The high blonde clasped her hands happily.
"Whymister SON! You look handsome, you should join our school team." She chided. Vegeta sweat dropped.

"We don't have time for that. We'll be late. Bye Mrs Baxter. See you Thursday" Vegeta pulled Gokuu after her. Nagging dumb woman. Who bloody needed ethics. She already had excellent ethicsright?

"What's our first class?"
"Don't care. It's in class 11-34." Gokuu's new cell-phone, supplied by Vegeta rang. The irritating melody whined through the stuffed hallway. All shape and sized students were laughing and chatting to the other. While digging it out of his bag Gokuu hit the speak button.

"Gokuu speaking"
-Your dad, when was that appointment with your principal?-
"WHAT? You forgot? DAD, it's now? Day one? They won't know about me then! THANKS." He growled sarcastic.

-Well I only remember the important appointments. Like my new date! Oh but ahI'll be right over. Maybe I can harvest more tickets. Be there in 5.-
"Five? But dadit's a 20 minute drive?"
-Not when I am driving. Meet me at the front. Bardock out- Frowning Gokuu pressed the cancel.

"Vegeta, he forgot to register meagain. Second appointment he forgothe's coming over now. Do we have the time to stick around?" Vegeta rubbed her head.
"I swear he's driving me mad. FINE. I don't care about getting in class late anyway." They fought back through the crowd and stood at the steps as a girl ran up with tangled black hair and paused, before running beaming to them.

"Vegeta! YOUR BACK! Why didn't you call me!" Vegeta eyed the smaller girl who like her had a growth spurt. She had a big chest like Vegeta owned now as well.

"Who's your friend." She asked timid.
"Gokuu, meet Chichi. Chichi, he's Gokuu."
"Your tall! And you work out like Vegeta right? I started too. And the teacher said I was really good too. A natural. Maybe we can practise together?"

"Sure." Gokuu promised. Smiling down. She wasn't that bad. But why had Vegeta her eyes closed in annoyance? Glancing up he saw a pack of boys walk over.

"Heard you skipped a year wench!" The boss stated. Smiling sly Vegeta opened her eyes and squinted at him.
"Hi Rudy." Gokuu leaned back and whispered to Vegeta. His eyes slit weary.

"Say don't forget what dad said. Don't pick a fight with weaker then you." She smirked.
"I'm not Gokuu, he starts, observe."
"See you filled out nicelycan't wait for gym" Rudy snickered.
"Or what?" Vegeta dared him.
"Bumping happens" She strolled grinning down the steps.
"Tripping too" And hooked his foot. He rolled down the steps as Bardock pulled up before the steps. Hitting the breaks before the boy would be under his wheels.

"IDIOT! Never heard of a side-walk! Runt! BRAT." Above Gokuu sweat dropped. That boy could have a head injury!
"Oh don't mind her. She's always like that." Chichi explained and hopped down after Vegeta. Gokuu walked down with her as Chichi nudged him.

"Is that your big brother?" Gokuu grinned.
"Close, my dad."
"NO WAY" She soon stood next to Vegeta as Vegeta was scolded for nagging weaker boys. She stood unfazed and smirked as Rudy sourly rose. Just a bitagainst the bumperhe cringed as Vegeta's day was turned in bliss.

"TRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNGGG." Bardock and Gokuu ducked in shock. Coyly Vegeta eyed them.
"Aw babies, that's the school bell. Come on."
"School bell? No way, more a hell-raiser." Bardock grunted as he pressed the capsulise button. A dustcloud later he picked up the capsule and walked away.

"Look who's that principal?" He added moody as Rudy winced with his head. Why didn't someone HELP? The four ascended the steps and soon entered an empty hall.

"Say shouldn't you three be in class? GIT. I can handle this one. I'm not that stupid."
"Could have fooled me." Vegeta sneered under her breath, walking away already. Glowering Bardock eyed her before turning to the reception. He flopped his arms on the desk and eyed a red head.

"Hello!" He purred low. "I'm here for an appointment withStapler?" The girl with blue eyes glanced up and blushed.
"That's correct. Hello mister Bardock. Please take a seat. Can I bring you some coffee or tea?"
"Coffee will do nicelywhat's your name?"
"Um" She turned beat red, showing off her freckles. Actually appealing more to him. Cute. "Blossom sir. I'll be back in a moment." She rose and walked away. She wore a short blue skirt, under it LONG legsyummy. Nice buttocksred hairroyal redtoo redstill cute face. Soon she tick-tacked back on her heels and presented him the coffee, blushing still. Bardock eyed her warm.

"Ummay I ask you something mister Bardock?"
"And what might that be?"
"Umyour scardid it hurt?" He glanced at the ceiling.
"Actually I don't knowI had a bit of a fight. Next day I woke I had this scar. Does it frighten you?" He leaned lower as she sat at her desk again. She glanced up and gulped. Close

"Not really" Abuzz went. "Mister Stapler can see you now. Down the hall on your left. First office."
"Thank you, I'll be back" He smiled as she flushed deeper and glanced at her nails. He laughed to himself as he strolled down the hall and entered the office in mission report mode.

* * *

Vegeta leaned back in her chair and yawned. In clear view of the female teacher of English. Smug Vegeta flopped back down and reached down in her bag. Fishing out a green glassed scouter and stared scanning her fellow students for ratings. Snickering when she read the teachers. A pretty 8. And you had Chichi andhuh? 24? Hmm. She moved to Rudy and burst out laughing. Clutching her mouth she blinked. Oops.

"Well miss Briefs, OUT. I will speak to you AFTER class." Shrugging Vegeta took her bag and strolled out.
"Remember the deal Gokuu" She sung softly. Sighing Gokuu reached in his bag and activated his scouter.
"Dad will kill me when he finds out."
"Nah, your stronger." Snickering she installed herself in the canteen. That Rudya whole total of 13lucky thirteen. Just as she wanted to sink her teeth in a sandwich she glanced up at black jeans

"Shouldn't you be in class?"
"I was dismissed." She replied to Bardock. Waving him to a chair. Weary he flopped beside her.
"Then you won't mind doing" He stole the scouter and listened for a minute. He laughed and even handed it back.
"Just like me and Solan. Okay. So you were kicked out. Why?"
"I laughed at a rating."

"Of whom?"
"Rudy. That bouncing boy?" Bardock snickered.
"Indeed. He did do that well. Maybe he'll get a higher ratingoh I forgot. It doesn't work that way for humans right?"
"Yup."

"That form sucked." Bardock leaned back and propped his feet on the table. Thinking back to that dreary office.
"How come?" She replied with a stuffed mouth.
"Okay, name, addressbirth dateokay. Sounds logical. But WHY. Why did they want to know his former education, social skills and former activities. Come on. I couldn't write down he went in space for a year. Or that this is his first school and even Nationality! What should I have written down. Saiya-jin? Almost did. Sounded funny. So I just wrote Chikyuu-jin. That guy looking weird at me. So what if it's the universal standard name. OH yeah. Funny bit. Mom, and dad. So inventive there." He smirked as he leaned back to the point of crashing backwards. But remained in perfect balance.

"Dad, yours truly. Mom. Triana. My old mate. In a way she WAS his momadd some moremom. These people make stuff so difficult. Oh saw that woman at the reception? Managed a date. Tomorrow night."

"And you have one tonight too?"
"Yup. I need a black book." Laughing Vegeta suddenly ran away. Entered the school shop she found him one, even with a black pen. And ran back. Tossing it in his lap.

"For notes 'and' dates." She chided.
"Ah perfect." He eyed her sly. "You know. We go back right?"
"Yeah" She muttered weary. How could she forgetalone on that planet...errr...yeah.
"Well Triana no Celipa was first. Then Trianaand a couple who's name I forgotand now that girl of the butchersand miss reception.. OH and you" Vegeta slammed on the table.
"ME? You won't get a date with me 'old man.'"

"Awcome onI'm still free at Wednesday" He teased. "And I know you have a lousy love lifeone in your whole life" He tusked. Then eyed her as she was ready to explode. And smirking pointed at the cleaner and canteen saleslady.

"Ever heard of self-control? Anyway. Your young! You should get laid. Unhealthy not too. Should get my brat at it as well. OH did I ever tell about our sexual liberty and" She hissed him to talk softer.

"Shush mister liberated. This race isn't!" And flopped beside him.
"Aw come on? Are they prim?" Bardock eyed her not believing. "With all those pretty ladies? The men here are nuts."
"It's not the men, MISTER liberated." She sneered.

"No way! The women? Come on, girls jumped men! Ah good old days." He flopped his chin in his palm. "This could be a problembut regardless. That stapler should be put down. He's OLD. I weary he'd die on me. Coughing and gasping as he didand that before I finished that rotten form"

"Oh and I saw a movie. Last night. Called Predator. I would have eaten him." He stated assured. Rose and eyed her. "Have fun kid. I need to get my week full." And strolled away with his black book. Vegeta sighed. Menand watched him leave, the book proud in his hand and with...oh by Dende...swaying hips?