A/n: We hear your unbelieving cry already. Epilogue? NOW? Yes now. Just read and weep if you must. Part three in the process. Read carefully. Allot happens in this part. And YES we're wicked and YES we're cruel.


21. Epilogue

Vegeta lay on the bed and sighed deep.

Dear diary,

Grandfather is driving me crazy one of these days. Wonder itself it hadn't already happened. Haven't seen my family in ages. We never seem to got round to go backstretching the 3 months a tad eh? Boy Mom had been mad when I called up to say a lunatic was after my tail, and I couldn't go back cause he'd blow the planet up to piss me off.

Mother was quite understanding, scary eh? Now dad was the problem, first time for everything I suppose. Not only wouldn't I have my diploma, he'd miss his little girl. Chi's parents were more understanding. Even if they were high yuppies. She would have to go with the flow,. They sung. And Jazz? They 'digged' his hair. Which Jazz, painted for a while week blood red just to scare people. And even if Zorn warning him, he walked around like a loony rocker for weeks after. I swear his hair resembled a messed up rainbow. And Chi loving it. They are such a cute couple, and going steady still. Sure they fight at times. And then either dumps the other. In a day their together again. Grampa Gokuu gave up the idea of courting her and just trains allot.

Zorn? Wellhe's a dada good one. The child is wicked though. A girl. A pushy banshee already. Don't know whom she takes after. Perhaps a DNA glitch? You know, elite, now second class? And off course Solan and Jewel. One was on the way. Neither wanted to know what sex it would be. And then you have Ronin who has the hot's for Soria. Keshena, has the hot's forscary, Totopus, the happy fatso. And Lor? Just being his sweet merry seven year old self, and hooked on chocolate.

A special section for the loonies including Lor's mother who started a scientific study onflies. Very surprising, she has an obsession about them. And can catch one between two chopsticks! And the old man still bickering to grampa Gokuu. And Bardock snickering when they do. And Gokuu and me? Still sneaky meetings. Talking about Bardock, he's hanging allot around Triasha. Lor's Mom. And hovers around her studies and Lor like a daddy. That sums 2 years up.


Sighing she closed the dreadfully unused diary. Such a bad girl. She used to be so diary loyal.

Beside her Declan purred, his tail slapping her feet. He was gigantic!!! Bigger then a Chikyuu tiger! And nastier too. He loved pestering Meat. Chewing on wires and get a jolt. He grudgingly had accepted Vegeta's intrusion in their room. And didn't know any better now. His favourite pass time had to be hunting fox. His play mate. Sofoxy lost some tail hairDeclan never bit him till he bled. And if he faced one of the others, the taller Saiya-jins. Declan would puff out to twice his normal height and bat them into a wall before shrinking and running after Foxy again. Yup, she wasn't alone in bed at all. She could crawl up to Declan. He was always nice to her, and more like a big cat. Gingerly she grabbed his neck fur and covered her face in it when her least favourite person entered. Vegeta. They had a fight before. Again. Cross Vegeta stood before her bed as she decided to curl up against Declan and try to ignore him. He'd be so pissed! Hehehe.

"Ah like that again are we?" He sneered. "I don't mind, you have to listen whether you like it or not. What is YOUR PROBLEM. For the last months your mood has been escalating from worse to an absolute new low point!"

"Hmmmaybe because old men are badgering my sweet person?" She mused in the fur.
"It's about that KAKAROTT SPAWN isn't it!" he growled she sat up and glared at him over the feline.

"YES. Why cant you accept it!!"
"BECAUSE HE'S BAD!"
"NO, you just don't like it, because you don't like grampa GOKUU." She hit the mark. Got Vegeta too angry to speak so he retreated. More arguments ended just like this. Abrupt. Flopped in a chair and glared sulking at the bedroom door. In the small sitting area he made himself comfortable and grabbed a notepad with some information off the space they were passing through.

"VEEEGGEEEETTTTAAAA!!!" Vegeta cringed in his chair as he eyed the hyper teen. Chichi waved at him before storming into the bedroom.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAYYYY." Vegeta blinked. Birthdaytoday? Craphe sucked at birth days. Stupid parties

"THANNKKKKKSSSS." Smooching was audible. Vegeta sighed. Girlsshish.

Chichi flopped beside a purring Declan and petted him absently.
"So, what's up between you and Gokuu Ne?" Vegeta glanced at Declan and hid her face again.
"NOTHING." She cried wretched. Vegeta smirked victorious. He did good. Hehehe.

"AwOH here I got a letter from him." She handed it as Vegeta snatched it and scanned it before wailing in self pity.

"He's on the same ship and he has to write me a LETTER!!! WEHHHH. He's sleeping in the next room for Dende's SAKE." Vegeta smirked wider. Hehehehe. Suddenly she stood with crying angry eyes in the door opening.

"I HATE YOU." She yelled convincing even him. And throw a pillow at his head. Daft he snatched it from the air as suddenly three vases followed. Plus flowers in them. "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" and slammed the door shut. Vegeta sighed. Amazing. Everywhere were sliding doors but the bedrooms. What was the catch? And those hinges were mighty strong. The times she slammed that door shut like thisChichi and Declan were send out by Vegeta who locked the door crying on and on. Sometimes cursing Vegeta passionately and slamming things broken. And called to Yemma to call Vegeta back cause he messed HER life up. And also why gods were such heartless beings.

"I HATE THE UNIVERS FOR BEING SO SHITTY TO MEEEEHHHHHHEEEE" She wailed. "AH HAH. I'm just going to leave with Burori and get out of his grasp! HAH. If I can't have Gokuu as lover, then the next best thing. A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN YOU KNOW!" Vegeta eyed the door as she ranted on. Had been for the Last 3 hours. And surprising never repeated.

"YOU CAN BE A HERMIT BUT I WON'T I'M YOUNG! ALIVE, I'M A WOMAN, I HAVE NEEDS, I NEED A MAN CAUSE HE HAS SOME THING I DON'T!" Peeved Vegeta flopped on her bed and eyed the bed of Vegeta which she shredded. "WEEEHHH." She started bawling again. The Saiya-jins passing the door winched. Still?

"BARDOCKKKKK, ANY MAN? HELP ME, I'M A PRINCESS BEING HELD CAPTIVE, WHERE IS THAT DAMNED KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR WHN I NEED HIM. THE ONE BREAKING ME OUT CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME? GOKUUU HELP MEEEEHHEEEEE" Sniffing she clutched the pillow. She could blow her way out, but she didn't wanna. He'd come and take her to the Brig probably. Weeehhhh she hated her life her idea of Burori bubbled back up. Meets was in two daysTOO LOOOONGGG. She sighed deep. She had a prob. Her hormones at an all-time high, dry for over 2 YEARS. Curling on the bed she growled. "All because of HIM."

"YOU LET BURA HAVE MORE THEN MEEEEEEE." She wailed accusing. "HEARTLESS PIECE OF ROYAL CRAP!" There, still felt shittywhine. Sniffing she deflated. Hopeless she'd be a NUN.

12 hours found her still in the room. Barking away Vegeta with food and drinks. He could stuff that up his ass. Hungry she rolled into her blanket and glared at the ceiling. She was on strike until she got what she wanted. No food no drinks until she did. She hated her birthday!

24 hours later she growled as hard as her stomach. Kicking against the door furious. Chanting I hate you over and over. Patiently Vegeta had the plat with food before her door. The warm food sending off delightful aroma's . She'd come out sooner or later.

"YOU SCREWED MY BITHDAY UP FOSSIL." Humping she fell back on her messy bed. So thirstyand hungryand that cruel man with his food before her doorbut she could take it. She could take yelling at a door. Not talking to anyone, not nothingAHHH. Yanking her hair she sighed. Why was she doing this again? OH yeah, Gokuu. Freedom, Gokuu and sexual liberty. She flashed super and into 2.

"There, oh FATHER WANNA BE? Your kid is draining her supplies!!!! Hell might implode for the kick of it. Then I can smother Yemma!" gritting her teeth she pushed higher until blue sparkles encircled around her. wicked! Didn't even feel that badsure her body screamed in warning, sure her skin was burning, and her body cells

"Wowdid you know there come blue stars?"

Inside the room Vegeta nodded.
"Yes I know." He replied coy. Not impressed at all.
"Oh they intensified, oh white? Snowflakes" Vegeta eyed the door weary. She pushed up higher and yelped as she passed her intended max. nothing yet happenedtoo much

"I'll kill myself and become your personal POLTERGEIST!" pushing higher and higher as Vegeta sweated nervous. The ship started shaking as in the bed room things were smashed. Vegeta, inside cried out as her aura absorbed the door and walls. Vegeta in the room as blinded as she pushed higher still. DAMN HER!! She actually was doing it!!! Suddenly everything vanished and knockout Vegeta dropped back. Her reserves depleted knocked her out. Weary Vegeta loomed over her. Poking her. Not a grunt.

Inside her mind Vegeta formed on a yellow brick road. Nice. OZ. And bolted into the palace intended on killing the king of the dead. Jumped up the table and eyed the man she already met once and jumped for his huge throat.


"YOU BASTARDDDDD I HATE HIM AND YOU STILL LEFT HIM IN MY LIFE!! CRUEL, CRUEL GOD!!!" she flashed back and grunting opened her eyes in the blue tank. CRAP. She blew it up and like a fish on the dry struggled up. Plucked the soaked top and underpants off and glared at the docs as she dressed in the offered suit and declined the rest.

"But your meeting with Burori is in an hour." They tried. Peeved she dressed up and allowed them to pull the cape straight. She now wore a short black wide skirt, black spandex underpants, black knee height boots with medium high heels. Attached to the black shirt was a sort of gymnastics suit which didn't have sleeves. Instead she had elbow long elegant gloves. The cape came over it with gold cords. She put red lipstick and stride straight out. Her tail coiled around her waist under the skirt. No matter what her beloved 'dad' said, he'd be in for a shock. As would everyone else who never told him to let her go. They all were guilty. For two years he'd held her behind lock and key. Not literally but still. All knew it and noneNOT ONE said or made him stop. Well she was FED UP.

She entered the bridge and stood with crossed arms behind Zorn in the command chair. Glaring at the planet of their meeting. Damned meetings. She hated those meetings.

"Ah your finally back eh?" Vegeta sneered. She stood straight like a plank, ignoring him in clear view. "Hmm, still cross?"
"You can kiss my left hand, go stuff yourself, do something that would benefit the galaxy." She growled low. Her eyes cold and seething. Even Declan avoided her.

"Declan?" meek the feline walked up and licked her glove. "He's coming with me this time. No arguments." Chibi Gokuu eyed her adoring her still. But she looked like an ice queen nowHe knew how she felt. And that's why the only thing he did was wink. She glanced oddly at him before peering at the screen again. A knot formed in his belly. Something was very wrongbut what

"I'm going down, this time I want to be first. Declan, follow." She whirled around gracefully and left, Declan following. The doors slid closed as Vegeta inhaled. Would she really do what she was planning? YES. She'd been through this issue more then this time. And each time dad did the same thing. When she came back, hear her out and order her to stay in the room. While he told Zorn what she just said. HELL she could do that too!

Finally the doors whooshed open at the landing bay. Feeling sorry for her friends and Gokuu she glanced around. Ordered Declan inside the ship. Who was thrilled at a trip. Piloted it out and towards the planet. Too soon for comfort she landed already at a nice spot, she'd have to wait so she might as well made herself at home. The hatch opened and soon she stood before the high waterfall, looking how the water flowered from the mist, to her right. Playful Declan got a fish out and munched it away, growling as if there would be anyone rivalling over the food.

"Ah, the wizard cat." She turned at the voice. Her heart stilled.
"Greetings Burori."
"Greetings Vegeta. Something wrong?" He walked up beside her. eying her over. As usual delighted to see her before him.

"Where are the prisoners." Standard question. He snapped his fingers. A group walked over, including an ancient Saiya-jin.
"Good. You." She waved over what looked like a capable Saiya-jin. A woman. So she was feministic.

"Can you pilot alien vessels."
"Yes your highness" The bowing woman stated.
"Good. Get into the ship, as soon as your out of the planets gravitational pull put it on auto pilot. It will return to the mother ship on it's own. And tell my father he can stuff it." She turned to Burori who eyed her completely confused. And took his arm.

"Declan. Come." Proud he walked her to his shuttle. YES, YES, YESSSSSS. He was confused. But would be the last to complain or ask her reasons.

"Do you wish me to pilot the vessel or do you prefer?"
"I don't care. Just get me away." She grunted. What the hell was she DOING!!! She wasTOUCHING HIMand it felt GOOD. Finally a living soul, a warm blooded MAN. Sorry Gokuu

They entered the similar fancy vessel and as she sat in the co pilot's chair thought things overand come to the solution this was the best way. She'd be with Burori, Burori would stop nagging the ship or threaten the universe. She'd make him free the remaining Saiya-jin. And she'd be away from Vegeta, and have a man. Best solution.

"I hate him." She growled thoughtless. As Declan sniffed the ship and Burori. Who allowed her pet. Even petting his head. Nice animalpet as the mistressfeisty and feline.

On the WhiteStar the crew waited, as standard with the royal salute guard. Everyone knew the tensions between the Vegeta's and the escalating a day ago, which send Vegeta on a suicide loading only prevented because she didn't eat or drink. The situation was getting out of hand. But none dared to speak up to Vegeta. And Vegeta didn't listen to Son Gokuu's argumentum that it was wrong of him to do.

"I don't feel her ki" Chibi-Gokuu muttered worried. The others eyed him side wards. As Vegeta stalked in fully dressed. The ship of the prince took off in a self made vortex. He too now on a WhiteStar type ship.

"Oh no" son Gokuu muttered worried as well. Bardock was speechless as Chichi held her breath. The shuttle landed and the hatch lowered. Not Vegeta exited first. But the elder Saiya-jin supported by two men.

"Greetings highness." He managed with a broken voice.
"I have a message of your daughter your highness." She sweat dropped, the pilot stood next to the elder who eyed her empathic.

"Permission to speak freely?"
"Granted."
"Okay, personal message and I quoteTell my father he can stuff it. End quote." All gasped. Vegeta stood stiffly.
"That was all?" he replied, struggling to keep composure.
"Yes your highness."

"It is noted. Welcome on the ship. Excuse me." Whirled around and stalked out. The ship shuddered as he yelled out in fury cursing his blood, his family and that stubborn trade that screwed his family up so much. Chibi Gokuu sunk heartbroken down. She left? SHE LEFT? He should have talked to hertried tooshe left? Bardock pulled him up.

"Dadleft?"
"Iknow kidbut if your honest to yourselfa life here she didn't havewe should have knownher try and killing herself wasn't to be over looked" he pulled his youngest against him who still was in shock. "You see, deep in her heartyou are her first choice. But she now reached an age where she needs men. And she already knew what it felt likeand Vegeta didn't allow her" Chichi dropped her padVegeta left? Jazz walked up to her and pulled her against him as she started crying.

"Will she be in danger? He's an legendary" She sniffed. Not able to hate her friend for her act.

"No, he wanted her from the start. She's safe."
"It's his fault isn't it? You should have seen her Jazzshe was so unhappy it broke my heart"

Son Gokuu eyed the scene of shocked Saiya-jins seeking comfort with the other. Some unbelieving, some deeply shocked. Other understanding but not approving her action. All whining they should have acted when they could.

Suddenly extremely angry at Vegeta, so angry he hardly ever had been with his old friend he teleported before his nose and slammed him backwards. Furious he glared into the smaller Saiyans dark steel eyes.

"Are you HAPPY? Are you finally CONTENT?" Vegeta tried to get around him but Gokuu pressed him up the wall again.
"I hope you are, mister royal Saiya-jin. You chased her into his arms and managed to create a dangerous threat then he could ever have been. He's legendary, but he thinks without strategy. Vegeta under your tutoring, pressing, BADGERING, did all that, managed it all, with already the brains of BULMA. Did you think she was stupid? That she'd take your behaviour forever!?" Gokuu turned his back to Vegeta, clutching his hands to fists until they turned white. Vegeta eyed him weary. Never had he seen him this angry.

"Don't you see? You locked her up in a gilded cage. Away from her love, away from every one but Chichi. And WHY? Because of ME. You messed up their lives over ME. GET OVER IT! We are DEAD, were not even supposed to even BE HERE. It's THEIR life! And now, what ever you say, it's too late! You created our doom. Thanks allot mister Saiya-jin royal prince who acts like a spoiled child and thinks he's a king. Well if your royal, I'm PROUD to be a third class!" And stalked enraged away. Gulping Vegeta slid down to the ground. What had he done

End.
Continued in: Friends become Advesaries