A Very Fantasy Christmas
(The following is a fanfic about characters from Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9 meeting together for Christmas. This does have some spoilers, and some Aerisiths may take offense to one or two of the...occurances...cough* Cloud and Tifa cough* and if you life chocobo's...um...remember they don't have turkey's in Final Fantasy land so.....for Christmas they'll all be eating......ya, you've been warned. MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKA! HAPPY KWANZA! etc.)
"I have to make shortbread cookies, a chocobo, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, decorate, oh wait Barret, Cid and Red XIII are gonna decorate..."
From the other room you could hear the sounds of a tree falling down and many glass balls breaking.
"DAMNIT YOU F$!^*%& I%$^#$!"
"AW CID SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!"
"I just wanted to curl up for a nap..."
"RED YOU DUMB SON OF A @%$^#! YOU CAN'T SLEEP IN THE DAMN TREE!"
"but it looked so comfy..."
"TIFA! GET ME SOME GODAMN TEA!"
Back in the other room Vincent had a horrified look on his face and Tifa was running around hurring very very fast to make Cid his tea.
"Oh dear, now I have to decorate, get Cid some tea, all the stuff I already mentioned...I have so much to do! SO MUCH TO DO AND IT'S ALREADY CHRISTMAS EVE!"
"Tifa...calm down" Said a now very solemn faced Vincent.
"Vincent! Aren't you cheery yet?! I mean come on! We've stolen all your black clothes and replaced them with green clothes so that your wearing green and red, we've put bells all over you, we've wrapped you in christmas lights and we've even put a pink Christmas bow on your head! WHY AREN'T YOU CHEERY?!"
"..."
Suddenly Cloud burst in the room wearing a big Santa Clause suit and a pink Christmas bow on his hat. Vincent walked off, once in his life happy that Cloud was there, so that he could sneak away from Tifa and her red and green Christmas joy. Tifa fell into the chair that was amazingly placed somehow RIGHT behind her.
"Oh for the love of..."
"ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!"
"Yes we all know its Christmas eve Cloud."
"CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS PRESENTS! When's Santa coming?"
"......later Cloud"
Cloud hopped away in the direction of Vincent screaming "come here you little grinchy scrouge" and laughing a crazed laugh that reminded Tifa of Sephiroth. Tifa sighed and started again at cooking her gigantic chocobo in the oven.
"Now where could Sephiroth and the turks be?"
"Who cares about those stupid turks, their all stupid, they don't care about anything. Stupid turks."
Tifa looked behind her to see Yuffie, looking very sad and depressed wearing her usual wardrobe but with blue rabbit slippers.
"What's with the slippers?"
"Oh, I had cold feet so Barret lent me these"
At that moment Barret burst in the room out of breath.
"Their not mine damnit and umm....Tifa...I think you should hurry up and get Cid his tea. That frigen idiot is running after Red XIII with the fire poker."
From the other room you could hear the horrified cries of the poor Nanaki.
"DEAR GOD SAVE ME! HE'S CRAZED! HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!"
"I KNOW YOUR JUST TRYING TO F*&%$^$ TORTURE ME! JUST GIVE MY DAMN TEA AND A CIGARETTE AND THIS WILL ALL BE OVER.....COME HERE F&#$^%@ KITTY!"
"oh my....SO MUCH TO DO! CID PUT THAT POKER DOWN AND STOP CHASING RED!"
(The following is a fanfic about characters from Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9 meeting together for Christmas. This does have some spoilers, and some Aerisiths may take offense to one or two of the...occurances...cough* Cloud and Tifa cough* and if you life chocobo's...um...remember they don't have turkey's in Final Fantasy land so.....for Christmas they'll all be eating......ya, you've been warned. MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKA! HAPPY KWANZA! etc.)
"I have to make shortbread cookies, a chocobo, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, decorate, oh wait Barret, Cid and Red XIII are gonna decorate..."
From the other room you could hear the sounds of a tree falling down and many glass balls breaking.
"DAMNIT YOU F$!^*%& I%$^#$!"
"AW CID SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!"
"I just wanted to curl up for a nap..."
"RED YOU DUMB SON OF A @%$^#! YOU CAN'T SLEEP IN THE DAMN TREE!"
"but it looked so comfy..."
"TIFA! GET ME SOME GODAMN TEA!"
Back in the other room Vincent had a horrified look on his face and Tifa was running around hurring very very fast to make Cid his tea.
"Oh dear, now I have to decorate, get Cid some tea, all the stuff I already mentioned...I have so much to do! SO MUCH TO DO AND IT'S ALREADY CHRISTMAS EVE!"
"Tifa...calm down" Said a now very solemn faced Vincent.
"Vincent! Aren't you cheery yet?! I mean come on! We've stolen all your black clothes and replaced them with green clothes so that your wearing green and red, we've put bells all over you, we've wrapped you in christmas lights and we've even put a pink Christmas bow on your head! WHY AREN'T YOU CHEERY?!"
"..."
Suddenly Cloud burst in the room wearing a big Santa Clause suit and a pink Christmas bow on his hat. Vincent walked off, once in his life happy that Cloud was there, so that he could sneak away from Tifa and her red and green Christmas joy. Tifa fell into the chair that was amazingly placed somehow RIGHT behind her.
"Oh for the love of..."
"ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!"
"Yes we all know its Christmas eve Cloud."
"CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS PRESENTS! When's Santa coming?"
"......later Cloud"
Cloud hopped away in the direction of Vincent screaming "come here you little grinchy scrouge" and laughing a crazed laugh that reminded Tifa of Sephiroth. Tifa sighed and started again at cooking her gigantic chocobo in the oven.
"Now where could Sephiroth and the turks be?"
"Who cares about those stupid turks, their all stupid, they don't care about anything. Stupid turks."
Tifa looked behind her to see Yuffie, looking very sad and depressed wearing her usual wardrobe but with blue rabbit slippers.
"What's with the slippers?"
"Oh, I had cold feet so Barret lent me these"
At that moment Barret burst in the room out of breath.
"Their not mine damnit and umm....Tifa...I think you should hurry up and get Cid his tea. That frigen idiot is running after Red XIII with the fire poker."
From the other room you could hear the horrified cries of the poor Nanaki.
"DEAR GOD SAVE ME! HE'S CRAZED! HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!"
"I KNOW YOUR JUST TRYING TO F*&%$^$ TORTURE ME! JUST GIVE MY DAMN TEA AND A CIGARETTE AND THIS WILL ALL BE OVER.....COME HERE F&#$^%@ KITTY!"
"oh my....SO MUCH TO DO! CID PUT THAT POKER DOWN AND STOP CHASING RED!"