OMAKE:
'Royal Protestant Knight's Pet Show: Alucard's Version'
"And the winner of the Royal Protestant Knight's Pet Show for 2002 is…Ms. Integra Wingates Hellsing and her psychotic vampyre Alucard!!!"
After the judge called out the victor, the audience and the contestants looked on with amusement as a young girl, no more than 13 years of age, was dragging on a silver leash what looked like a gargantuan 'hellhound' that had many eyes covering it's body. The young girl was hollering at the top of her voice for the hellhound to co-operate and follow her; Alucard had dug his heels in the ground, refusing to comply. After many pleas of 'Pretty please Alucard?' (and several medical blood packs later), Integra finally got her 'pet' to collaborate. She then undid the silver leash that kept the vampyre in check, which proved to be unwise; Alucard immediately ran amok.
"Well, um, Ms. Hellsing definitely wins by default then, since the competition is, erm, eliminated. "
Indeed, all of the animals that were Alucard's rivals fell prey to the berserk vampyre, while many were *ahem* shown their place on the food chain. But despite the gory scene that ensued, Alucard's master wasn't angry; she in fact didn't seem to care. Instead, Integra threw her arms around her 'pet' and squealed:
"Awww, did you do that? Did you? Who's a clever vampyre then, hey? That's right, you're a clever vampyre!! Yes you are, yes you are!! Good boy Alucard, you're the best pet a Hellsing could ever have…"
The many-eyed hellhound thumped his tail on the ground in a happy manner, while Integra handed her 'pet' more blood packs and compliments. Then as a treat for winning, she gave him a present: an 'Anderson-Squeaky-Chew-Toy', which Alucard quickly made short work of. After utterly masticating (chewing) the Catholic miniature, the hellhound began to sniff disdainfully at the no longer squeaking, pathetic, plastic pile on the ground, lifted one hind leg and…
…the vampyre Alucard woke up with a jolt, banging his head on the lid of his coffin. 'GAH!! Son of a--! Heh, an Integra that was fond of me no matter what I did?!' Alucard snorted; that was weird, even by his standards. He rubbed his sore head and tried to go back to sleep. 'Heh heh heh, an 'Anderson-Squeaky-Chew-Toy'…maybe I can persuade Master to get me one…'