I would like to thank; Aori; Yey! I'm glad you found it funny! There will be more Gojyo/Hakkai as the story goes on. SephirothduMatrea; Yup, Sanzo's damn lucky all right, but I think I should torture him more... Fei; I'm glad you liked my Goku in leather idea. Thank you for the suggestions, I've worked out how to do it. I still want to know what everyone else thinks but I might just keep it secret. Chibi_onna; wai! you reviewed this one too!? I've finally learnt how to draw Konzen so I'll sent the pic soon. Amy_little pearl; Thank you! I hope you liked the picture! Blinkie; I bow down to you, I loved reflections on Misty Rain but I haven't reviewed it yet, sorry! Kithren; You like my story!! Yey!! Me; I'm sorry, I bodged up on your e mail but thanks very much for the reviews! DragoraGirl; Thank you again for telling me the name of the staff. ShiNi_ChYan; Did you receive the picture? I tried to post it again but it failed to deliver it, any ideas on what to do? I hope you like this chapter! Kyri; Thank you, thank you, thank you!! Akasha; I like your idea about the tail! Can I use it? Please? and finally, Anime Cat; See, Gojyo's a chibi neko too!!
I'm thanking you individually because every single review means a lot to me, no matter how short or simple. It's really nice to know that people like what I'm writing.
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This is Sanzo/Goku, Gojyo/Hakkai
Disclaimer: Saiyuki does not belong to me, but woe betide if it did!!
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P.O.G.O man was sat down at a table in his house. He smiled to himself, yes, soon that blonde sex god would be his and his only. He was sat in the kitchen, which was decorated in a 'not as overly gay as his overly gay laugh' style. Oh! Many had said that the phosphorescent pink colour of the wall just didn't go with the tacky bright orange of the curtains but those people had disappeared shortly after so it didn't bother him.
He stood up and began to brush his moustache, given that it was the only hair left on his head. He added more polish to his bald scalp to give it that perfect shine.
//Must look my best for my frisky blonde pet!// ( I think I'm going to be sick)
He hummed happily as he skipped towards the door, he readjusted his fairy wings and made sure that he'd put on his leopard skin tanga. He then exited the house.*
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Something flicked against Sanzo's face, the blonde man wearily opened an eye. Once focused he realised that directly in his field of vision was ...Goku's arse...
//Goku's small, tight little arse//
It was at that moment that various chibis appeared in Sanzo's mind and began pirouetting whilst singing in high pitched voices.
"Chibi, chibi, chibi"
Sanzo groaned loudly and sat up in his bed. Goku was startled from his sleep and looked up. It seemed his master was awake, and, awww wasn't his master cute when he'd just woken up? with his hair all messed up and a really sweet sleepy look on his face? *
Goku began purring and rubbing against Sanzo, the older man picked up the chibi neko and held him in front of his face. Goku lent forward and started nuzzling his face against the monk's cheek.
Knowing that it would never win, the rational part of Sanzo's brain had given up in the Second Mind War against his libido, however his conscience had taken it's place.
// You .Are. Disgusting! Shame on you! How can you get turned on by a Chibi!?//
//Kitty ears, kitty ears, kitty ears, kitty ears....//
Finding his libido's happy sing-songy voice to much for his morning attitude he went to have a shower, it wasn't until he'd got in the shower that he realised that he'd taken Goku with him and that the little neko was purring louder than before....
Hakkai decided that he really had to talk to Sanzo. They couldn't just leave Gojyo like this and if Goku was a neko too... who the hell was Hakkai supposed to comfort? He was beginning to feel insecure. Nobody needed a shoulder to cry on, so what could the man do? Not only that, but how was Gojyo going to screw him if he was so small? The fact that Gojyo was a neko didn't bother him in the slightest, Oh no! Gojyo was an awesomely cute cat, so, why would he complain?
He entered Sanzo's room just in time to catch the chibi neko that was being thrown out of the bathroom by a very red faced monk. Hakkai held the chibi in his arms next to Gojyo. The red haired neko didn't seem to happy about the arrangement though, how could he be? Hakkai was his and he was not going to share him with some chibi mutant monkey neko boy, no way! So he kicked the other neko until he fell to the floor.
"Gojyo!!"
The green eyed yokai scolded the chibi neko but his words were answered with a wide sparkly eyed look. The chibi kappa then began rubbing against Hakkai's chest.
// He could of bloody well done that when he was full sized//
Hakkai sighed, oh well, he was going to make the most of it.
Although Gojyo had effectively convinced the older man, he'd most definitely not convinced Goku who began meowing loudly. Sanzo rushed out of the bathroom fully dressed, to find a chibi Gojyo being very friendly with Hakkai's chest, said yokai grinning nervously and Goku on the floor with a nasty bruise on his forehead.
" What the f***?"
Hakkai immediately bolted out the door, he wasn't going to let Sanzo beat up his beloved kappa.
" Whu.. Where you going!?.. Your the healer!!"
Due to the yokai's rapid footsteps and the distance the he'd covered, the answer was barley heard.
"Try kissing it better!!"
Sanzo looked down at the still loudly meowing chibi and gulped. He normally wouldn't have bothered, but it was such an annoying noise and it was so loud.
//It's just a little kiss on his forehead..//
//and one on his nose and one on his lips, no, make that various..//
Sending his libido to burn in the most perilous fires of Hell, Sanzo gently picked the chibi up.... *
He held the chibi neko by his chest, he couldn't believe he was doing this, once he got his hands on Hakkai he would insert his harisen where the sun had never shone.
He closed his eyes and lowered his lips towards Goku's forehead. The neko however had other ideas. He softly placed a hand on either side of Sanzo's face, he lightly closed his eyes and tilted his head upwards. Sanzo's lips landed gently on the chibi's much smaller ones. The monk slowly pulled away and opened his eyes again.
//Foreheads aren't like that....//
//OOOOOO, that wasn't his forehead, mate!//
Sanzo looked down at the chibi neko who still had his eyes closed, a peaceful expression gracing his features and a slight blush on his cheeks.
//Oh, joy!// remarked Sanzo's libido.
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I've done another picture, Its a Sayuki pic but I'm not going to tell you what it's of... you'll just have to trust me * evil grin * I'm sure you'll like it!! Gimmie a shout if you want to see it ^ ^.
I think this chapter's shorter than the others.. oh well! I'm sorry!
* number one; I have created a monster!!
* number two; I had a mental picture of this that's why it's a bit dragged out.
* number three; I was going to leave this scene here but I decided that that would be cruel and I really like you guys so...
I love reviews!! A big thanks to LadyJessy who's just reviewed Sunshine. Wai!!!!! * rolls around on the floor *. I hope you all like this chapter!! I think the story's going to get fluffier as I go along... I'm on a review high you see.