OMAKE:
Merry Christmas To You Integra
Integra is giving a speech to the HELLSING personnel at the insistence of Walter ("Don't argue back Integra, your father did this and so must you!!). So now she was to be found standing on a podium in the Main Hall, surrounded by a sea of faces of celebrating military men, snazzy decorations (courtesy of Celes and Walter), and delicious food. There was also some mistletoe, but Integra was careful to avoid it: she's already had her fair share of mistletoe and the silly custom that goes with the damned plant.
"Ahem, good eve to you all! Before I start my speech, please allow me to first of all commend you for serving Queen and country so admirably and honourably…"
As Integra began her speech, a new comer came to the party. Alucard poked his head from the ceiling, just above the personnel, so that only Integra would be able to see him. Which she could, but the Lady of the House just ignored him.
"…this celebration is the HELLSING Institute's way of saying it's 'Thanks' for your contribution in my family's cause…"
By now Integra could no longer snub the annoying upside down vampyre, who was distracting her by doing silly things on the ceiling. Firstly he waved to Integra, and then he began to blow imaginary kisses, doing cartwheels, running around in circles, basically acting like a hyperactive, attention-seeking kid. All the while laughing quietly to himself at her expression.
He then did the 'climbing up and down the stairs thing': his body gradually disappearing into the ceiling as he pretends to climb an imaginary set of stairs.
"…er, her Royal Highness, the Queen herself, sends her warmest regards, ah, from the Royal House of Windsor, erm…"
The vampyre was now doing the 'lift' thing. Integra meanwhile is seething with fury; the HELLSING personnel, Walter included, have no idea why she's angry. But the vampyre left after a while, maybe he didn't want to push Integra too far or he grew bored of the game.
Wrong!
Alucard left the best for last: a 'Full Monty' show on the ceiling. He returned, sans red coat and inner black jacket and proceeded to undo his tie in a slow and raunchy manner, unbuttoning his shirt, gyrating his hips sexily…
There was uproar in the Hall, one moment the Lady of the House was standing and giving her speech, the next it appeared that she vanished from view.
Apparently Integra fainted.