ShiNi ChYan!! * sobs loudly* I really can't sent that e mail! I've tried 5 times and it won't work! Have you got another e mail address I can send it to?? Or maybe one of your friends cos I really don't know how to get it to you.
Well, I believe you'll want to read the story.. I'm not sure if this chapter is less humorous than the others if it is, warn me.
Disclaimer: I, most obviously, do not own Saiyuki. If I did most people wouldn't watch it or read it from fear.
And finally a challenge to all those who read this!!! (ooo, a challenge! I'm being brave! ) try and write a Saiyuki fanfiction in which Goku wears a skirt, Gojyo gets high, Hakkai beats up some one unexpected and Sanzo gets a nose bleed. No oocness allowed unless it has an excuse, example; their all high on drugs, a spell, an awful accident, ect Anyone accept the challenge? no one? I thought as much...
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The wind blew lightly through the trees. Autumn was approaching. Leaves floated down, covering the soil with warm, rich colours. An elderly couple strolled along enjoying the soft sunlight. The aged woman looked up to the tops of the trees, her old but still avid eyes spotted a dark object soaring across the sky.
" Look Arnold, its a flying cat"
"Nonsense Milly! Cats can't fly! It'll be one of them new damfangled tecnoclocik thingys, what ever their called..."
"Oh! You mean a kite"
"That's the one!"
Chibi Goku only managed to vaguely wonder how high he was as the world rushed around him in a blur of autumn colours.
As soon as his morning grogginess had gone and the full weight of the occurrences had hit him, Sanzo had set about avenging himself.
//How strange, its normally Goku or Gojyo I'm hitting..//
For good measure Sanzo slapped the remaining chibi with his fan, sending it flying out the window he'd previously flung Goku out of. The now, not as annoyed as before monk turned back to Hakkai and resumed to beating the shit out of him.
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His hand reached in-between his bum cheeks and pulled out the G string of his tanga that had somehow got wedged up there as he'd got skipping towards the inn where his beloved resided.. for now, because as soon as he'd kidnapped him they were to marry and then they'd live in P.O.G.O mansion.
The happy image of himself in a beautiful white wedding dress with his arm around his equally beautiful blonde groom floated in to his mind. Oh yes, P.O.G.O man would look absolutely wonderful, holding his bouquet of pink roses. The wedding dress would cling to his plumb figure marvellously and it would swish as he walked. (I'm really starting to feel sick now)
A white dress because, indeed, apart from the odd squirrel (.....Squi..rrel..?) P.O.G.O man was a virgin at heart (...oh.. dear.. God.... I can't believe I'm writing this!!)
As he reached the inn he decided to spy on his loved one for a while. He approached the window...
"Oh yeah! You hit him harder! Yes, he's been a bad boy!! Harder baby, meow!! Grrrr!"
P.O.G.O man started rubbing his hands up and down his thighs faster and faster as he watched Sanzo beat Hakkai over the head with his fan. Drool began landing on his shiny purple leggings.
"Rrrr, Yeah you know how I like it!" ( I'm seriously starting to worry about my mental health )
Sanzo sat down at the table and lit a fag. He was now feeling slightly better with himself and it seemed that his libido had finally shut up.
" And anyway... I got to kiss Goku ^ ^ "
He sat back and waited for the 2 nekos to return. An hour later the stray chibis returned, Hakkai, althogh still a bit wobbly on his feet went to greet them.
" Oh dear, Goku's all wet "
As if on cue the chibi neko sneezed, Gojyo began giggling madly. He suddenly threw himself on the floor and started rolling around grinning in a very strange way. Hakkai placed both nekos on the table and went off to find Goku some dry clothes.
//What the hell is wrong with the kappa?//
Gojyo had now started biting the side of the table, his eyes darting wildly round the room *. Sanzo recognised the plant that Gojyo had sticking out of his pocket, he cocked an eyebrow and pulled on his cigarette.
"Catnip"
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Goku twirled round in his new clothes, and, yes, twirled is the right word... Sanzo looked up at Hakkai, for some reason the left side of the monk's face seemed to be having an epileptic fit. Hakkai grinned and wrung his hands.
"They were the only clothes his size that I could find!"
Chibi Gojyo woke from his position in Hakkai's lap. He eyed Goku suspiciously, then his eyes fell on what the other chibi was wearing.
Gojyo, it seemed, had a gland that segregated a certain kind of hormone on a determinate impulse, the impulse being the existence of a skirt within 10 meters of the subject in question ( Its a scientifically proven fact, boys and girls )
Goku, unfortunately for him, was wearing one. Hakkai had beaten up a 5 year old girl to get it * but it was that or let Goku go naked and Sanzo just wouldn't have survived that ( I'm cruel but that would be plain evil). It was a nice skirt, a white one, just above knee height and rather full flowing, if he span around it flew out and due to being so light it would rise to nose bleed height. Another problem presented itself when Goku lifted his tail... The chibi in question span again and Sanzo's nose began to bleed, he discreetly shoved some toilet paper up his nostrils.
Goku, for his part, looked only mildly bemused as Gojyo attached himself to his backside, The chibi kappa however had miscalculated the force he used to reach the other neko, due to this both chibi nekos went flying off the table. A rather upset Hakkai bent down to pick them up while Sanzo madly tried not to shoot the kappa, which resulted in much shaking and twitching.
"I think we should separate them "
Sanzo grunted and bent down to pick chibi Goku up.
//What the hell!?//
Sanzo felt his blood begin to boil and not only the left side of his face, if not his whole body started twitching. A rather vicious grin appeared on his face as he watched Goku accept... well... encourage the attentions.
Hakkai whipped Gojyo up in his arms with a shocked expression on his face. Sanzo did his best at not ripping anything to pieces.
// Oooh, the kappa will pay!!//
P.O.G.O man saw his chance, the green eyed man was completely unprotected. He grinned and threw the cat tail with all his might.
"Yes! He's mine!!"
Sanzo straitened up with Goku in his arms and felt something collide with the back of his head.
" POP"
"...KAWAI!!!" squealed Hakkai.
"OH, F***!!!!" shrieked P.O.G.O man.
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Weeell? If you don't like it please say.
* number one; This act had me laughing for an entire day, Don't ask me why!
* number two; Yes they were dolly clothes and, I'm sorry but the mental picture of Hakkai running up to a 5 year old with pigtails, smashing her face in, ripping the clothes off her doll and glancing around nervously before legging it was hilarious!!! Ahahahahaha! I'm still laughing about it!!
For anyone who doesn't know what catnip is; its a plant that, if given to cats, make them do very strange things. Its like a drug to them.
And now.... review, review, review, review, ... I think you get the idea