I'm sorry for making you all wait so long for the next chapter but my holidays are over and getting up at half 5 in the morning does not leave me in the mood to write comedy , my first exams are coming up and, anyway, if I'm on the computer I always get chucked off because whatever I'm doing "isn't important" I'm very sorry.
In the last chapter a few said they got confused. I'm sorry about that sometimes I forget how much I've told you or, because I know what's going on I forget to make it clearer, but basically , I think this is the scene that confused you, Sanzo finally realised that Goku had actually kissed him, got pissed off and threw Goku out the window. Goku flew a couple of miles and landed in a pond/ lake/ sea. Sanzo beats up Hakkai cos the " kiss it better" idea was his. He thwacked Gojyo out the window for a laugh. Gojyo landed in a catnip bush
Well now, a huge thanks to everyone that reviewed... all the people that reviewed before as well as ; chris, jm, eiree and deru, may I welcome you all to the world of Wargod ........ Ahahahaha, haha, hahahahaha, ahem!
Disclaimer; Saiyuki is not mine if it was it would be the main reason for people becoming psychopaths....
Well children it's time for your bedtime fic.... let see if Sanzo finally gets to ...'play' ^ ^ with Goku...
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Sanzo flicked his newly gained cat ears, he glared at his now clawed hand. His eyebrow twitched, he was not a happy bunny. He death glared Gojyo from across the table, the kappa, completely oblivious to the promises of painful death coming from the other side of the table, continued his flirting with Goku. The chibi kappa winked again at the boy and was bowled over by Sanzo who had just thrown himself at him.
Goku meanwhile was rubbing his head against Hakkai's arm trying to cheer him up.
The green eyed yokai sighed as he watched Sanzo beat up Gojyo.
// He deserves it for glomping Goku and not me.//
The cat fight for Goku got more and more violent, fur began to fly ...well more accurately Gojyo's hair began to fly as Sanzo began ripping out handfuls of it.
Triumphant, the mini monk jumped up, grabbed his trophy (Goku ^ ^ ) and legged it. Out the door he ran, dragging Goku with him, out the door and to the Highly Conveniently Placed Forest nearby.
Gojyo took a napkin, reached up and, as gently as he could started dabbing at the tears that were rolling down Hakkai's cheeks. The neko kappa was pouting, obviously upset at the older man's sadness. Hakkai's glare softened, and a sweet smile appeared on his lips.
" Oh Gojyo, would you have done the same if it had been me wearing that dress ?"
Surprisingly, for anyone that had seen Gojyo's obvious crush on Hakkai.... so ... everyone except Hakkai, the chibi kappa shook his chibi head. He walked over to the saltcellar and placed a foot on it, he raised his arms in a triumphant stance and turned to Hakkai.
" You mean if it was me, you would have won?"
The kappa nodded fervently.
" Oh, Gojyo!"
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P.O.G.O man sobbed loudly, he clenched his fists in his pink, satin, Bob the Builder sheets. He'd screamed, cried, shouted, demanded and had even stomped his feet. But his violet eyed sex toy ( Ahhg! I'm doing it again!) had remained a neko. As P.O.G.O man was a little on the thick side it took a while for him to come up with a new plan so he prayed to his Tweeny gods, most importantly, to Milo god of all leather clad blonde things. The pinkish light from his Hello Kitty lamp shone down on the cheap plastic figure revealing that it wasn't Jake at all if not... Portland Bill; god of all unhealthy, disgusting, cradle snatching, crushes. P.O.G.O man had already closed his curtains so he began the ritual. Suddenly everything clicked in his sad, perverted mind. He rose, fist clenched, a cliff emerged out of his bedroom floor, waves crashing against it.
"Yes! As he is a chibi neko, I'll simply wait until he's alone and then ' catnapp' him!" ( Oh God...)
" Ha! He will be all mine! MINE!!!"
Behind him lightning struck and then thunder clapped and then they both ran away from the cliff giggling ( Oh dear...). P.O.G.O man rubbed the place where some nutter called ' lightning' had hit him and the waves broke against the cliff again.
" Yes, my loved one .. we will be together.."
He gazed up at his poster of Postman Pat and Fireman Sam in a rather... delicate position. He clasped his hands.
// Yes my darling we too shall use that position on our wedding night//
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Hakkai stared out of the inn's balcony. He watched how Goku's clothes flapped in the wind as they dried.
// How very strange...//
Hakkai reached out and grabbed Goku's boxers, but they weren't chibi sized like they should be, instead they were normal sized, big enough to fit a grown up Goku but most definitely not the small chibi that Sanzo had dragged away.
// How very, very strange...//
( Take note; Goku's clothes are still drying, there for he is still wearing the skirt.... and no underwear..)
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Goku ran as fast as he could, chibi Sanzo still hadn't let go of his hand. Unfortunately the chibi monk hadn't heard the loud popping noise from earlier on. It was now a full sized Goku that was running after the neko. The chibi stopped and turned round and bumped in to Goku's legs, he immediately glared upwards.
Sanzo, is a chibi, and there for barley reaches half way up Goku's legs. (Now is a good time to remember the scene with Hakkai from just before) (Oh! And, due to holes in the plot Goku's skirt has grown with him). We now have a fully grown Goku in a flowing skirt standing, as most boys do, with his legs apart and a chibi Sanzo looking upwards...
Goku could have sworn Sanzo was purring....
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P.O.G.O man skipped as fast as his perverted, overly gay legs could carry him through the woodland. His G_string was making its way up his crack again. Although the sensation was rather .. enjoyable, he was on a mission. He squealed as another branch hit him, he stomped his feet and huffed for awhile, suddenly, a voice echoed through the wood, startling all the birds.
" What the f*** is going on?!!"
P.O.G.O man smiled triumphantly, he'd found his prey. He whipped out his Big Red Handbag.. he'd gotten the idea from his idol; Tinky Winky. Oh yes! P.O.G.O man deeply admired Tinky Winky; his gay actions, his beautiful red handbag, his purpleness, the deranged affair he had with Dipsy... P.O.G.O man was angered at the thought. Dipsy would never appreciate Tinky properly.
P.O.G.O man had wished many times that his parents had called him Tinky Winky but, no, his parents had called him Daisy. It wasn't a very bad name.. he was very happy his parents didn't call him something ridiculous like.. Thomas. Urgh! he shuddered at the thought.
The voice erupted again.
" ... KAWAI!!!!"
Sanzo felt the wind being squeezed out of him as Goku glomped him. The fully grown saru giggled like a school girl on crack and began kissing the chibi's cheeks.
" Cute kitty"
Goku began scratching the neko under the chin. The disbelieving chibi neko's eyebrow began twitching. Goku turned and started observing his surroundings ( surroundings is a long word.... a bit like.... promiscuous ^ ^ U )
" How the hell did we get here?"
The chibi Sanzo sweatdropped.
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Hakkai stared out of the window.
" Where on earth are they?"
The one eyed yokai felt something squeezing and bumping against his leg, he looked down. His darling kappa was tenderly f*cking his leg. Almost as if he sensed Hakkai's gaze, the chibi looked up at him with lust filled eyes and purred questionably. Hakkai smiled sweetly and locked the bedroom so no one could interrupt this intimate moment.
" Oooh, Goooojyoo..."
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P.O.G.O man finally found what he was looking for, he pulled a large fish out of the handbag.
// Yes, this will leave them unconscious..//
He turned to the source of the noise, his reaction to what he saw pushed painfully against his shiny lycra leggings, not that he minded the pain, oh no! he liked pain a lot in that sense ( AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!)
It seemed that his beloved monk made one hell of a sexy cat but it wasn't that that was making him drool. No,... it was the angelic vision before him.
A white skirt danced softly with the wind, gently caressing long unblemished thighs. The neck of the top the youth was wearing hung around his biceps, hugging them shyly. His shoulders, uncovered, glowed softly in the patches of sunlight. He was cradling the only love of Daisy, but.. maybe ..somewhere in Daisy's heart there was enough room for the monk and this angel.
Goku turned on hearing the strangest gurgling noises he'd ever heard.
The innocent one was now facing the oh so fortunate P.O.G.O man, Daisy felt the fish begin to slip from his fingers, he quickly returned to reality.
// As much as I don't want to hurt them I must kidnap them before their friends come//
Daisy launched the attack.
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OOOOOooooo what will happen next?! Will Daisy have his P.O.G.O ways?! Will Hakkai's leg get pregnant!? What kind of a sick barstard calls his son Daisy?! What kind of a wierdo writes this!? Maybe you'll find out next chapter!! but until then ... RRRREEEEVVIIIEEEWWSSS?????? Can I have rrreeevvieewwwsss??? Is this chapter longer than the others ? Oh well! If anyone got messenger they can always talk to me if they want . Dragora girl!! I will answer that e mail!!! even if it's the last thing I do !!!!