Damn you Descartes!!!! You and your thoughts can burn! All you've ever managed is to wreck the lives of young people all around the world by giving out crap ideas that teachers decide to put exams on !!! I hate you ! And I bet I fail my philosophy exam, damn it!
If the exams weren't enough, Lotus Word Pro gave up on me and wouldn't let me open my files and then Internet Explorer decided it wouldn't let me on to ff.net.
I would like to thank; sLL as I have said before all is possible in the world of Wargod!! Kat Wai! you think my idea's good!? aspara; your review's wicked! I love it! I think that's the longest word that's been used to describe this fic! thanks! fei;Ah! as you can see Daisy is no way nearly as innocent as his name.. my God ! what have I created!? Jashuang; Did you know your the only person that asked that? But I'm not gonna tell you, just see if you can work it out. Babygxpress; Hmm!yes indeed daisy what are you going to do next? JM; Yes! Yes it is ! Muahahaha And now suffer it's wrath!Mi; I'm so sorry I know you've been waiting ages for this update and I'm sorry!! *bad girl, bad!* Bob!; Your another one who's review I found hilarious! I love it!Chibi onna!!!! Wai! Thank you I hope this is to your liking ShiNiChYan; Your parents are evil!! even more than pogo man! What did you do!? kill the cat?! And once again M i; I'm sorry I'm a bad girl! I'm sorry! Oh! and to Lady Kazune Kikenshi, thank you so much for reviewing sunshine!! I thought I was no good at angst!
Disclaimer; Its bloody obvious, but for anyone who doesn't know, Saiyuki is not mine.
May the battle commence.
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Daisy slapped Goku round the face with the large Haddock he was carrying, Goku's head flung back with the force of the blow, the cracking sound it made echoing round the forest. Sanzo leapt at P.O.G.O man and began clawing his knees, given that it was all the chibi could reach. Daisy squealed and began crying. Goku, finally recovered from the Super Fish Slap From Hell, once more called on his Almighty, Perverted Overly Gay Old People Bashing Staff and proceeded to beat the living crap out of Daisy. Unfortunately, P.O.G.O man had swung his handbag at the yokai.
" OW, my face!!"
P.O.G.O man took advantage of the situation and began pulling at Goku's hair, ripping his shirt ( Are you surprised he knows how to bitch fight?) and stomping on anything that happened to be near his feet, including Sanzo.
Getting highly pissed off at being stomped on by an old overweight git, the chibi monk thrust his hand in to robe sleeve and whipped out his gun .. his small, 15 mm big, gun.
// Typical, .. Bloody typical//
The chibi sweatdropped profusely before resorting to smashing his head against a nearby tree. There was then a ripping noise and a blood curdling scream. Sanzo turned round to see what had made Goku scream like someone who'd just seen their parents naked.
Daisy was poking the, now unconscious yet still twitching, saru.
" Oh my ! He's so incredibly innocent, to think he fainted just on seeing my underwear.."
Sanzo now saw what would haunt his nightmares for the rest of his miserable life. Daisy's trousers, that were before stretched painfully over his large quantities of body mass, seemed to have given up and ripped under the pressure, now revealing something that never should have seen the light of day. Sanzo's mind refused the image, trying to erase it mere existence. His vision began swimming and the world lost all light.
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Hakkai looked up from where he was desperately trying to scrub the white mark off his and Gojyo's trousers.
//Maybe I should just give up, I think everyone has a chance with him apart from me .. hell! even my leg's had better luck than me!//
He looked down at said leg in badly concealed jealousy.
//Yeah, you smile like the smug little bastard you are!//
To which his leg responded.
// Hakkai can't get laid , Hakkai can't get laid, Hakkai can't get laid//
" Damn you!"
Meanwhile the chibi in question was running around the room naked, arms outstretched and giggling hysterically. He ran round the table and to the left, to the right and in to the bathroom, he smashed in to the wall, relentless, he ran on.
Hakkai picked up the chibi, who carried on running in the air, and placed him in the water. The neko began splashing the water all over Hakkai and the bathroom in its attempts to get out.
" Lets give you a bath, shall we?"
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From his position on Goku's chest, Sanzo observed his surroundings. The pink teletubbie curtains had been drawn blocking the view outside from his vision. By now, the chibi had been overcome by the powerful desire to be violently sick all over the bright pink carpet .
The mini monk shifted his position a bit, he wasn't going to get off the young boy's chest, it was much to comfortable to do that. He had to admit that though he was thoroughly pissed off he couldn't help but be slightly pleased. He had no idea who that old man was or what he wanted but he had to be a mad man to have a bedroom like this; pink sheets with a builder on them, pink curtains, pink lamp. Big pink hearts on the wardrobe doors, a red heart shaped chair, the pink carpet with a red heart shaped rug on it, toys covering the walls and the big pink bow that was tying Goku's hands to the bedposts (Joy. ^ ^). And then there was the strangest poster that the chibi had ever seen .. how on earth did the fireman get his hose up there? it looked very painful yet the postman seemed to be enjoying it ( Where's the hose then ?^ ^). Even though all this freaked him no end, as I have already said, he felt slightly pleased. The cute young boy he'd found in the forest was on the bed with him, he didn't know who the kid was or where he'd come from but for some reason he felt as if he'd been waiting a long time for this.. strange huh? But who cared about that when the boy had such pretty golden eyes, they were in fact like the eyes of the kitten that the neko had won in the cat fight ... wait a sec ..what happened to that kitten? Sanzo shrugged, it didn't matter this boy was just as nice. He purred happily and flicked his tail.
Goku giggled as the chibi's tail flicked over one of his nipples again, it was strange, he was very sensitive there. The chibi monk turned round to face him on hearing the saru's laugh, he tilted his head to one side and flicked his tail. Goku jumped this time, the chibi flicked his tail again. The bedroom door burst open and P.O.G.O man skipped in and clasped his hands.
" Oh I'm sorry my darling angel.."
//.... an...gel..???!!//
" But don't worry I fixed your jumper, seeeeeeee!!!???"
Daisy pulled the jumper out from behind his back it had been sewn up and was now a light ...pink colour. P.O.G.O man skipped over to his My little pony dressing table and searched in his Sailor Moon jewellery box.
" Look I put your choker in here so it wouldn't get lost"
He turned round and began drooling as an idea popped in to his sick mind.
" Can I put it on for youuu??"
Goku meanwhile, could barley keep from groaning out loud as Sanzo flicked his tail again. As it seemed, on turning round, the chibi's tail had made it's way up the skirt Goku was wearing and was now rubbing against ...a certain part of his anatomy ( I can't write it down, my family keeps walking by, they could read this!) which was now beginning to harden under the neko's attentions. (Ahh!) The monk flicked his tail again, Goku arched his back and bit his lip.
P.O.G.O man watched as the young boy stretched suggestively and, quite suddenly, had a nose bleed, he dropped the choker and rushed off to tend to it.
The chibi picked up the choker and tied it round the saru's neck, he then untied the bow. Goku flung himself at the chibi and started nuzzling his face against the monk's. Fortunately Goku's head wasn't blown off because a) the monk thought himself a cat and b) said monk was as horny as a tokomon on heat. The yokai grabbed his jumper and leaped out the window with Sanzo under his arm.
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Hakkai sighed as he looked down at the small plastic tube. He pulled out the paper again just to make sure.
"Pink"
//What the hell is pink supposed to mean!?//
He turned to read what the box said, only to find chibi Gojyo chewing on it whilst blinking furiously.
//I see the catnip hasn't worn off//
"Oh hell!"
Hakkai threw away the pregnancy test.
//What on earth am I thinking? Men can't get pregnant and legs most definitely can not get pregnant! I must be going mad!//
Hakkai stooped low and picked up the chibi neko. He walked out of the bathroom, turning off the lights. Forgotten, far in the corner, in the bin, a pink light began glowing in the darkness abiding many events for the future....
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Goku once more got his skirt caught on a branch, if it wasn't careful he'd rip it off and go starkers. He unhooked the skirt and set off, the chibi held begrudgingly under his arm. The saru couldn't help but wonder why he wasn't dead yet. The normal Sanzo would have shot him a long time ago. Setting aside the occness Sanzo has experienced in this fic, Goku believed something was very wrong with the monk. And yes, the monkey had guessed it was Sanzo due to the fact that he's actually more intelligent than he lets on and to the fact that the neko hadn't had to pay to use Sanzo's Glare Of Death ( Heero Yuy had already patented the Death Glare)
The trees had begun thinning and quite suddenly the inn loomed over the boy and his chibi. The saru squealed in delight
"Squeee" said Goku
And he ran in.........
But P.O.G.O man was waiting for them.
"Whhhyyyy did you go my love??? I was worried!!"
Letting out a warcry that would make a Celtic warrior proud, Goku launched the first thing he could get his hands on at Daisy consequently; Sanzo.
With the force Goku put behind the throw, the chibi sank in to P.O.G.O man's .. generous belly, and stayed.
Daisy wrapped his arms around his stomach attempting to cradle the chibi that was now residing there.
"Oh my darling your back! Both of you!"
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Hakkai grabbed the towel off the bed. As it was, the catnip had worn off. So the green eyed yokai had set about dressing and drying the neko. He passed the brush through the neko's hair again, trying his best to get the tangles out. He privately marvelled at the smooth silkyness of it, he let it slide through his fingers, smiling absently at the sensation it caused. The popping noise barley reaching him in his dream world, everything misted over, so soft...
"Umm, Hakkai?"
"Mmm?"
Hakkai's hand stopped mid stroke.
//Who the hell called me?!//
"Ah, Hakkai? What's going on?"
Hakkai let out a high pitched scream as he realised that Gojyo was back to normal.
" Oi! You almost left me deaf!"
//Oh my! How did this happen? Maybe it just wears off ! No. Because, then, why were Goku's boxers back to normal? Then... Ah! maybe..//
"HAKKAI!!"
Both men swung towards the origin of the shout.. from downstairs .. the bar! Both dashed out the door. Gojyo ran down the step taking them 2 at a time. He burst in to the lobby and across to the bar, Hakkai following. A fat man with extremely bad dress sense was hugging his stomach lovingly and gripping Goku's wrist tightly with his other hand. The saru was screaming his head off. Gojyo, wondering what the f*** was going on, expressed it so.
"What the f*** is going on!?"
The old man turned round and gasped. Daisy reached in to his hand bag and suddenly hurled something.....
"POP"
A bewildered red haired chibi landed on the floor.
" OH FOR F***"S SAKE!!!!!!!" said Hakkai
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Yes ! now I must do the next chapter. I sorry if I let you all down a bit . Well.. G'night everyone!!