A) I had a philosophy of art exam coming up, a French exam, a language exam and a technical drawing exam as well as various drawing projects.
B) There are 7 people in my house 6 of which use the computer frequently
C) My parents have buggered off to England leaving me and my brothers in charge of the house for a month.
D) Some building work needed to be finished and I had to help
E) Spanish houses frequently don't have central heating, the house is huge and therefor my fingers go numb whilst typing
So please forgive me for taking soo damn long, and thank you soo much to all that reviewed;
Flor Wong; Bother me? no way would you bother me, so there's no reason to say sorry!! thanks for reviewing! Neko13; I hope you received the drawing! M_i; Awww! Poor ikle beawie! I know how it feels to have your computer break down. You reviewed twice!.. three times! I'm afraid it is reaching the end. But what do you think .. a sequel? ^___^? Densy chan; Insane? what do you mean insane? * big innocent eyes * I'm perfectly sane * twitch twitch * yesssss preciousssss * twitch twitch * Crazytokomon; woohoo! my fic's a hit!?? Oh joy Kimie: Kimie kun! Zeetness beawie!!! This chapter is dedicated to you for putting up with me on msn and for not getting really pissed off at me for not updating. I really do love your fic and as I've updated now I have a right to squeal: Update, update, update, update!!! Me; Oh you like it! you really like it! I'm so happy! I'm gonna cry! MeikoChan; I don't mind the caps at all! in fact I love them! Aspara; I'm sorry! are you angry? forgive me please! Abelle; thank you! oi when are you gonna update your fic if I remember correctly Sanzo was in a teddy bear costume... Babyg+press; ^_________^ I hope your not still unconscious. I love your reviews they always make me smile Dref; I'm sorry. I've taken ages. The next chapter however will follow soon Fei; yup Heero beat Sanzo to getting their glares patented and Sanzo was pissed off... but Sanzo beat Heero to getting their stances patented, Heero now has to fire his gun whilst standing like a gay cos of that, and Heero's pissed off ^ ^ SephirothduMatrea; I'm sorry if it's a bit confusing but... you got it the second time round didn't you? ^ ^U Deru;Wai! once more ye hath reviewed, now you can see what is gonna happen! Toriko; Awwwww thank you! ^ ^ I don't deserve it Ceres17; Ahh I don't know should I do a sequel about that or should I leave it??? Yumeneko; I'm soory but I can't do S/H Sowwy. Nan Here is the next chapter
This is the penultimate chapter. The next chapter will be the last!
Disclaimer; Yes I know I'm absolutely marvellous but.. no.. on the contrary of what you might think, Saiyuki is not mine
And now we shall continue the fic before Sanzo suffocates in Daisy's flab.
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Raving like a maniac, Hakkai punched P.O.G.O man as hard as he could. Chibi Sanzo was dislodged from Daisy's stomach and flew in to Goku's waiting arms.
Daisy squeaked and started running but was tripped up by Goku and Hakkai began stomping on him. Sanzo managed to meow in a very insulting way and Gojyo was eyeing up Hakkai's legs.
Daisy gave a yelp and struggled out from under Hakkai's feet. He ran towards the door, on passing Gojyo, he grabbed the chibi kappa and ran out
" Revenge is mine!! "
And he skipped off cackling *
" NOOOOOO! Gojyooooo!!!!!!"
The 3 remaining members of the Sanzo ikkuo ran out after him, only to find that Daisy had disappeared.
" Damn he can skip fast"
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P.O.G.O man sobbed again, This red haired chibi wasn't anywhere near as sexy or as innocent as his 2 other loves. He looked up and started bawling again.
Gojyo, being the nosy kappa he was, had begun searching through Daisy's stuff. He quickly located P.O.G.O man's pogo porn, which he immediately set down and backed away from carefully .. even the ero kappa had his limits.
Still shuddering from the chilling images he'd seen on the magazine covers he set about raiding the old man's drawers, strangely he could only find women's underwear. ( I will not follow that thought )
He afterwards passed on to the teddy bears, it was then that he saw it... eyes flashing in the dim lamp light, the chibi kappa's blood began to boil. He kicked it and it emitted an awful high pitched mechanical squealing. The neko grabbed the pink and purple coloured Furby's eyelashes and he ripped them out. Daisy was too wrapped up in his self pity to notice the abuse his Furby was receiving.
Gojyo in the meantime had put the Furby's head in his mouth, he clenched his teeth and bit the Furby's head off. The kappa's not all that keen on Furbys you see.
Upon seeing the chibi spitting bits of something on his lovely pink rug he became immensely hacked off. He stomped up towards the neko and yanked the object out of his hand. He then realised that it was his Furby, his dear beloved Furby, the one who constantly told him that he loved him, the one that always made interesting comments on everyday things, the one who'd been by his side always. Daisy threw back his head and howled.
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" Hakkai, its dark can't we go back?"
"No we can't. I believe I have finally discovered the way to turn them back, but I'm not doing or saying anything until we get Gojyo back!"
"Hakkai, I don't want to go back, that man's weird.. I mean.... he has a pink bedroom!"
Hakkai whirled round, fear and worry clear on his face for the first time.
" What's wrong with pink!?"
Goku stopped walking and carefully took 3 steps away from Hakkai
" Nothing Hakkai, nothing at all"
Hakkai let out a sigh of relief.
"Good, I was almost worried then"
They trudged on forward through the silken darkness, trees barley visible, shrouded by murky greyness. Further, in the distance, the surroundings seemed to grow darker before bursting in to light, in this case, a pink neon light, a pink neon light reading the words; "P.O.G.O mansion this way, my lovies" with an arrow pointing to the right.
"I think it's that way"
"Are you sure Hakkai?"
// Yes I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I can't say anything too clever or monocle man will get suspicious...//
//..... Cunning, aren't I?//
Goku smiled and curled one side of his lip in an amazingly accurate imitation of Austin Powers.
Sanzo sweatdropped.
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P.O.G.O man grabbed Gojyo and plonked him down on the bed. Due to the bad lighting Daisy hadn't realised until now the real length of the chibi's hair but now he had..... lets say he'd even forgiven the Furby incident.
He poured out all of his hair clips, hair bands and alice bands on to the bed. the p monster then began plating and curling the chibi's hair. A pretty clip here, a nice bow there. He did a ponytail with all of the curly hair. P.O.G.O man suddenly leapt off the bed, tied a collar round Gojyos neck so he couldn't move and skipped off to get something to wet the chibi's hair with.
"I'd prefer to use water but I mustn't so I'll use gel... now where is it?"
Gojyo looked up from where he was chewing the sheets and stared, as Daisy began dancing around, completely bewildered by this strange little man.
Daisy waddled back to the bed and began applying large quantities of gel to the neko's hair.
The bedroom door flew open and Hakkai stormed in on the verge of having a rather violent and unattractive hissy fit. The yokai pointed an accusing forefinger at the podgy man sat on the bed, and then, in a voice about as high pitched as a Beegee and as loud as a woman remarked.
"You munchkin!!!!!!"
To which P.O.G.O. man responded.
"There were 2 on the bed and the fat one said; Nobody more or the chib's hair gets it!"
He grabbed the neko and pointed the brush at it's hair. Gojyo looked helplessly at Hakkai, Goku had fainted from shock and Hakkai, after a few minutes of sheer horror, let his hissy fit loose on the unsuspecting old sod. P.O.G.O man flew out of the bedroom and landed on the kitchen table, which immediately broke under his weight.
Hakkai swept, ( Yes, this Hakkai sweeps) out of the murkiness of the bedroom and in to rays of light spilling from the kitchen window, the hero had come to save his damsel. Daisy grabbed a nearby frying pan and attacked Hakkai with it. Goku, still in the bedroom, saw the teddies and was struck by a brain wave (We'll come back to that). And Gojyo? Gojyo was busy chatting up Goku's legs, something that Sanzo was not happy about.
"Give me back my looovveeeeee!!!"
P.O.G.O man's frying pan broke at the handle. Daisy then resorted to his secret attack.
"Super fluffy love love!!!!!!"
He leapt and soared through the air with his bum facing Hakkai who was soon being crushed under the heavy man's bum cheeks.
"Ha! Now give me back my mini monk!"
Then Goku entered the fight. (Here we see what his brain wave was). He had Sanzo's tiny gun in his hand, pointing it at the head of the teddy he held in his arms..... It was Tinky Winky. (Told you he was clever)
"NOOOOOO!!!! No! Leave him be!! He hasn't done anything!!!"
Sanzo sat on Goku's shoulders shaking his head at the sheer stupidity of it all.
"Let us go and leave us alone or I blow his head off"
P.O.G.O man lowered his head and let them out the door, Hakkai leapt up from where he was lying. Seriously pissed off about not being able to beat up Daisy he ki blasted P.O.G.O man's bedroom and set about smashing up the house. Goku ran back in and set fire to Daisy's teddy bears for a laugh, whilst Sanzo shredded The Big Red Handbag and Gojyo stuffed loads of loo roll down the toilet.
And then they all laughed, they laughed and laughed and laughed. Ha Ha, Hee Hee
And they all ran home for tea.
" Oi Hakkai... Are you going to tell me how to get them back?"
" Yes of course.. just wait till we get back.."
Behind them deep in the shadows of the forest, a purple something followed the merry group.
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OOoooooooo, is that purple something P.O.G.O man back for vengeance?... We shall see. Who ever can guess what the cure is, which substance will turn the chibi's back correctly; will receive the picture of P.O.G.O man!!!! Go on give it a go! I repeat that the next chapter will be the last.. although I might make a sequel, I don't know, tell me what you think