This is the end, this is the story's last chapter but due to the enthusiasm of some reviewers and to the thumbs up from Kimie; there will be a sequel .. it just might take a while.
Disclaimer: No, Saiyuki is not mine... but one day... one day when I rule the world and statues of me are erected everywhere, then, then Saiyuki will be mine!! Muahahahahaha! * Ahem*
One more thing I'd really like to thank all of those who reviewed, I really appreciate them all and I hope you all review my next fics,
Merry Christmas to you, one and all!!
Navidad, navidad, dulce navidad. La alegria de este dia hay que festejar!!
Felices fiestas!!!!!!!!!! ^__________~
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Hakkai put on his 'I've just farted, I wonder if anyone will notice ' smile. Goku watched him from across the room and wondered if the smile was because Hakkai had just cacked his pants or because he was a sadist and was thoroughly enjoying shoving chibi nekos in a bowl of freezing cold water. Of one thing Goku was sure; Sanzo was gonna be pissed.
The moon still hung low in the sky, the wind cold, winter had already began. Unease caused the hairs on the back of Hakkai's neck to stand on end, the green eyed yokai was not tense from the knowledge that he would most likely die when Sanzo came back to his senses, chibi or no chibi. No, it was the tension the rose from the wait before an attack. For P.O.G.O man lived on ....
Goku, however, being the intelligent young man passing for a dumb saru that he was, had already anticipated this. Yes, the saru knew Daisy's weak point.
Hung from the ceiling in the corridor in front of their adjacent rooms was Tinkey Winkey, Winnie the Pooh and The Tweenies. The nooses tied tightly round their necks, needles sticking out from their eyes. And from the balcony window, hung a large poster of the dark riders from Lord of the Rings .. wooo enough to scare anyone away. ( I love those dark riders, their my fav characters after Legolas ^ ^)
Although, Goku was at that moment trying to show Hakkai he was needed by acting scared,
" But Hakkai, what if he comes in the night?! He scares me!"
Feeling his courage boosting Hakkai made a quick heroic response
"Never fear Goku for I am here"
Sweatdropping profusely Goku decided to go to bed, he turned to say goodnight to Sanzo.
"I don't mean to bring you down and hassle you Hakkai but they haven't changed back!!!"
"What?.. oh no.. "
"I was so sure if it !... I ...I don't know what we can do now Goku I... I'm out of ideas.."
Goku began sobbing softly at this revelation
" I want him back Hakkai, I want him back"
Hiding his own overwhelming grief, Hakkai ushered the younger lad and the still very much chibi Sanzo into the room next door and in to bed. Quickly returning, he burst in to tears
" Oh Gojyo! Gojyo! Who shall lay me now!!?"
Sleep took over the minds of the 2 yokai and their nekos, sweetly they sleep, dreaming of food in 1 case and rampant sex in all the others.
Little did they know of the one called pogo, little did they know of his devious plans, little did they know that they lay at his hands .. until he saw the dark riders poster that is. For P.O.G.O had seen Lord of the Rings, upon seeing the dark riders he had pooped himself and had had to go home to change his pants. And now here they were, keeping him from his beloved. Daisy quaked in fear. His footing on the guttering slipped and down, down, down he fell to his doom.
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Sanzo woke up feeling very warm. Thin arms were wrapped around his waist from behind. You know, something perfectly normal, so he turned and began hugging the other person back. As always, his libido was wide awake and screaming before his conscious mind could even register that it was awake. Sanzo's libido, who is actually called Horn .. no guesses for why.., began squealing like a rabid fangirl
// Ahh!// it squealed // I have a Goku in my bed !!!//
Not to be shamed, the racional part of Sanzo's mind, aka; Martin ( personal joke between my family and my brother Jay ) immediately, and to everyone's dismay, woke up and began trying to avoid the imminent act of animalistic pleasure, that we're not going to see anyway cos this is a PG 13.. still the idea's there. But, given that this part of his mind is a boring git..
// Yes! All right! I know I'm the baddie round here!!!!//
Anyway, being the evil vibe merchant it was it began it's usual drill
// You can't do this!!!! It's wrong! He's a child! We're supposed to be celibate , you barstard!!!//
//Yes, I know and that's something I intend to solve!!//
//You bloody well will not!!//
Ahh, but Sanzo's hand were following what he really wanted: to screw Goku silly.
They slid, of their own accord, up Goku's shirt, slowly running over the younger boy's stomach and up towards his chest. Softly rolling the boy over, Sanzo began uncovering Goku. He traced his fingers up Goku's thigh and under his skirt, lifting it up as his hand moved onwards. The youth moaned quietly.
//Oooh! he's liking it! //
// No, No, No!//
Sanzo's other hand joined the first one stroking further up the boy's legs.
//No, No, No!//
// Oh wow!//
//No, No, No!//
// He hasn't got any pants on!//
//Yes, Yes, Yes!//
Goku opened his eyes as Sanzo leaped on top of him.
" Ne.. Sanzooo .. What're you doing?"
At that moment, however, peace had just been declared in Sanzo's mind and Martin was currently dancing with Horn. This made it rather difficult for Sanzo to tell the saru to shut up or to explain what he was doing, so, thoroughly wetting a finger, he decided to let his actions talk for him
"Sanzo!"
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Hakkai stared at the wall, from behind which some rather.. interesting sounds were being emitted.
//What on earth are Goku and the neko doing in there?// ( hmmm ^ ^ what indeed? ^ ^)
Hakkai rolled over and in to Gojyo. He stretched and wrapped his arms round the taller man.
And. in. to. Gojyo. And in to a full sized Gojyo.
" You took your time waking up, Hakkai"
A full sized naked Gojyo
" Gojyo"
No prizes for originality there Hakkai
Gojyo smiled and gently began pulling Hakkai's trousers down
" Ne Hakkai, you know I love you, right?"
"I.. Gojyo... I love you too"
" Good. Now .. lets have some fun.."
Hakkai couldn't help giggling excitedly as Gojyo began kissing his neck
"Go...Gojyo.."
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P.O.G.O man couldn't believe this was happening to him, thankfully his ... puppy fat saved him from his fall, in fact, he bounced right back up again. But now, now he'd lost everything. He'd had it all now he had nothing, well, he had his Pink Plastic Bag that was substituting his Big Red Handbag. He rummaged around inside it and pulled out the now very abused cat tail, he picked a bit of fluff off it. Daisy hugged it to his chest and began to cry as he made his dejected way along
// Woe is me!//
Children giggled loudly in the park as they played, the breeze blew through the bare branches of the trees, viciously stripped of their proud golden leaves by the savage winter that had finally torn through autumn.
Daisy shivered and pulled his shawl closer around him. He looked at the ragged cat tail again.
" You! You caused all of this !!! It's your fault!!!"
He threw the cat tail at a wall and ran away as fast as he could. He ran and ran and ran.
The cat tail however did not hit the wall, instead it flew through the window that was mounted in it. the usual popping noise followed.
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Gojyo looked down at the green eyed chibi neko that was currently smiling up at him. It tilted it's head and moved it's tail.
" Oh.. didums!" said Gojyo.
// What the fuck am I supposed to do now!!??//
His eyes strayed around the room, finally falling on a rather familiar, and rather mangy, cat tail.
// Maybe...//
Gojyo picked up the tail cautiously, he closed his eyes and slapped himself with it
"POP"
An extremely horny chibi Gojyo with cat ears pinned chibi Hakkai to the floor. The room was soon filled with high pitched mewing and loud purring.
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Far away, well, o.k, not far, only about as far as Daisy could run in 10 minuets .. so .. about 5 meters, a young yokai prince could be seen beating up an old man
" You will not put your manky paws on my Doukakaji!! You got that you old perv!!?"
" Oh Kougaji! "
The yokai in question turned towards his lieutenant.
" Yeess?"
Both yokais grabbed hands and went gooey eyed.
" Baby are you jealous of that disgusting old man that tried to glomp me?"
" Yes of course I am! I'm your only bitch"
AWWWWWW! such romance !^ ^
" In that case lets beat the crap out of him together!"
" I love you honey bunch"
" And I love you, pumpkin pie"*
And they both turned to the now infamous pervert
" Fuck!" exclaimed Daisy
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* yup this is taken from Pulp Fiction, and, no, it isn't mine
This is the end! I'd like to say something really cleaver so that you'll all have something to think about but I can't so I'll just quote this Spanish phrase" If your sad, smile for it's better a sad smile than the sadness of never smiling again": if you are depressed or sad try to see the better things and be happy about them or you might for get how to be happy again
Ja ne!