Well in case you worried, No I'm not dead. Soon Cross Country season will be over (League Finals are on Wednesday! AHH! My leg it hurts! And my side! And my hips! And my butt! And my everything! Owwie! ) Anyways here is the next chapter, and since the last was in Vegeta's POV, guess who's this one is in? Bulma's!

Love.Death.Life.

Chapter Five: Revenge

~Bulma's POV~

Well the party should be starting in about an hour. Vegeta better get back soon. No sooner do I think that does my favorite alien prince enter the room. "Did you get the goods?" I asked him. "Yes I did woman," he replied handing me the tape recorder. I kiss him lightly in thanks. "Now get out of here I need to finish getting ready. You should get into something nice too." "Do I have to go?" "You do want to see Yamacha suffer or not?" "...Yes....." "Then you have to go Vegeta!" He sighed, "Fine woman.I'll go." He got up and left the room. Now.what am I to wear? I walk to my closet and look through my clothes. Finally I find an ire decant purple dress. It was strapless and came to my knees. I put it on with some silver sandals. For jewelry I wear diamond studs and a silver locket. I scoop my hair into a soft bun with some strands falling down. There I look gorgeous, if I do say so myself. I walk downstairs see Goku and Chi-chi have already arrives, along with some other people. Goku is talking with an annoyed looking Vegeta, who's wearing his fancy saiya-jin armor. I told him to wear something nice! Wait.That is his idea of something nice isn't it? I walk up to them. "Hi Goku! Hi Chi-chi!" They all turn to me. "Hey Bulma," said Goku scooping me in a big hug. "Doing better?" asked Chi-chi. I nodded. Vegeta just stared at me, as if unable to talk. I laugh softly "Like what you see?" He grunted, but after looking closely I could have sworn he was smiling. I pull him aside. "Vegeta.is he here yet?" He smirked, "Look behind you woman. The weakling is here, and he brought the whore with him as well." I turned around and sure of enough there was Yamacha was entering the room with Maron hanging on his arm. Now is my chance. Everyone's here. I walk to the microphone and tap on it lightly. "Can I have your attention please? I have something you all should hear." I press the play button on the sound system and the recording plays.

(A/N: For the tape recording I'm going to type in script format so it makes it easier to understand all right? Vegeta: So I heard you got back with Maron when the woman would not take you back. Yamacha: Yeah well Maron's good for one thing, and that's fucking. Then again that's all women are good for. Vegeta: Is that really how you see it? Yamacha: Well it's true. I mean why else would Goku deal with a bitch like Chi-chi? She's hot as hell and I bet she's feisty in bed too. I wouldn't mind giving her a go. Vegeta: Wouldn't Kakarot get angry if you did though? Yamacha: That's only if he found out. And if she told him I would make her pay. Vegeta: You would hit a woman for telling her husband you slept with her? Yamacha: Sure what's wrong with hitting a woman? It's the only way to get them to behave you know.

I turn off the tape. That should be enough. Sure enough I see Maron throwing water into Yamacha's face, shouting "All I'm good for is fucking? Well then you can go fuck someone else!" She storms out of the room and Yamacha tries to follow but someone is blocking the doorway. It's Goku, and man does he look pissed. "Yamacha we've been friends a long time right?" he asks. "Yeah." "Then you'll understand why I'm going to do this," and with that Goku punched him, knocking him out cold. Goku doesn't get mad often but say the wrong thing about his wife or family and he snaps. I smile. This worked out all too well. I feel strong arms wrap around me from behind. I turn and smile up at Vegeta. "Woman, Your plan worked out quite well." "Yes it did, thanks to you." He kisses my neck gently "Woman how long must we stay out here?" I laugh softly, "Not too much longer" Suddenly I start feeling nauseated. I wrench myself out of his arms and run to the bathroom and start barfing into the toilet. God, this has been happening a lot... "Woman are you alright?" I hear Vegeta ask. "Yeah...Except." "Except what?" "Vegeta.I think I'm pregnant." "WHAT?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohh Cliffhangerness! I'm posting this at school so there's no time for review responses. Sorry!