I don't own ac. i don't own santa. i don't own metroid prime. I don't own..... link and the wind waker thingy. okay, ficcie time.

(in ac i am hikari) ------------------- hikari: uhh..... who are you??

Tom: I'm tom.

hikari: i have no neighbor named 'tom'.

tom: now you do. so there. live with it!!

mystery something: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

nook: who are you and what do want?

mayor: aaaaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

hikari: ...... mayor, in that outfit you remind me of a weed.

mayor: oh good! ^_^ *huggles tom*

tom: ACK!!!!!

hikari: *starts to walk away*

link: *jumps down from the top of Apollos's house* *tries to chop of hikari's head* hih-chyaaaaaaaaaa!!

hikari: OMIGOSH!! The most adorable, cute, kawaii cell shaded link from wind waker!!! *huggles link*

mayor: OMIGOSH!! The most adorable, cute, kawaii cell shaded link from wind waker!!! *huggles link*

nook: you scare me, mayor!!!

link: *being huggled* eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! *starts to run away*

mayor: oh no you don't!! *throws a horse shoe at his head, knocking him out.*

hikari: *runs up to link and takes the horse shoe.* *throws it at the mayor*

mayor: squeasy lemon peasy weasy leasy cheesy meesley keesly beesly-

nook: STOP!!!!

mayor: *dies*

tom: cool!!

apollo: *walks out of his house* whats the matter with.. AH!

nook: what?

apollo: the mayors... dead!!!!!!! *stares*

hikari: uh. apollo, you okay??

apollo: YIPEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!!!!!!!!

tom: I'm moving.

apollo, nook, and hikari: what???

link: don't leave! take me with you!!!!!!!!

tom: *runs away*

link: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

hikari: its okay little cel shaded linkie-kun.

link: *sob* he was like a brother to me!!

hikari: *pats links head*

nook: would anyone like to buy a half price modern bed?

apollo: !!!!!!!

nook: what?

apollo: you belong in your store, not out here! be GONE!!!! *kicks him away like in pokemon with team rocket*

nook: darn... foiled again!!!!!!!!! *turns into a star*

Santa: HOHOHO!!

link and hikari: santa?!

apollo: up there! *points to the top of an orange tree*

santa: *jumps off the tree* ho ho h- *lands in a pitfall*

link: I'll chop of yer head, santy clause!!

santa: never!! *grabs the orange next to him and throws it at link.*

link: *falls over backward and rolls into the river*

apollo: hahaha!! *kicks santa*

santa: you'd better watch out!! *flips himselft out of the hole and punches apollo*

apollo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! *rolls into the river*

santa: now for you little missy!!

hikari: eeik!!

samus: *jumps infront of hikari* not so fast!

santa: I love you, samus!!!!!! *tryes to glomp her*

samus: *shoots him with super powerful missiles*

santa: *dies*

hikari: thank you samus!!

samus: no prob. *wink*

apollo: *whimpering in the distance* NOooooooo...........

hikari: whats wrong, 'pollo?

apollo: my beanie baby is all ruined!! *holds up soaking wet beanie baby*

hikari: no it ain't.......

apollo: YES IT IS!!!!

link: don't you DARE yell at hikari-chan!!! *kicks apollo down the waterfall.*

apollo: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apollo: hey, a large bass!!

large bass: *dunks apollo* hey, thanks linkie-kun!!

link: no prob. *wink*

hikari: hey.... samus just did that. samus? samus?!

link: she disapeared.

samus: *behind them* no i didn't!

link and hikari: eeeeeek!!!

samus: i'm really tired, could i hang out here while you guys go to metroid prime, the game, for me and fight evil??

link: sure! i love....fighting!! ^_^

hikari: uh....

link: i'll protect you!! *holds up sword in air*

hikari: okay, then!! ^_^

samus: goodbye!

hikari and link: *are suddenly in a big floating space shippy thingy in space* aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

link: a big monster!!

hikari: theres a hole!! *runs through*

link: *voice fading out* waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit!!!!! hikarii.........

hikari: link?! *runs back through the tunnel*

link: *is getting thrown around by the monster* HELP!!!

hikari: i'll save you! *grabs links sword* hih-chyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

monster: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!! *monster's head falls to the floor*

hikari: eeeeeeeewwwww!!

monster's head: yeah, eeew is right!! my heads on the ground and my body's slumped against the wall!! aren't I having the best day.

link: *jumps on the monsters face* take that!!

monster's head: *spits on link*

link: g-ROSS!!! *screams like a girl and runs through the door*

hikari: wait, link! we have to stay together!! *runs after him*

monster's head: I guess I'm.. *sniffles* all alone!! *sobs*

hikari: wait link!!!

link: *stops* what?

hikari: that door is painted with the big red letters that spell BOSS. i think we should go back.

link: why??

hikari: suit yourself. *runs into a little hole and hides*

link: whut-eva. *opens the door*

parasite queen: raaaaaaaah!!!!

link: aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! *runs back through the door screaming like a girl and goes into the hold hikari is hiding in*

hikari: told ya.

link: shuddup, that thing is huge!

hikari: well, lets go kill it.

link: you can't! its too strong!!

hikari: don't worry, i have a plan. unlike you. just distract the parasite queen.

link: how'd you know what it was?

hikari: samus told me.

link: rrrrrght.......

hikari: just go distract her.

link: *slowly opens door*

parasite queen: raaaaaaaah!!!!

link: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!*screams like a girl and starts to run around the room frantically*

hikari: *sneaks in*

parasite queen: *tries to blow link away*

link: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

hikari: *digs hole and plants a pitfall*

parasite queen: *tries to stomp link*

link: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

hikari: lure her over here!!

link: *runs toward hikari* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

hikari: wait don't fall in the-

link: *falls in the pitfall*

hikari: ..pitfall. *sighs*

parasite queen: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! *is about to kill link*

hikari: *sighs* *punches the parasite queen*

parasite queen: ack! *dies and disapears*

link: whoa.

hikari: yup. blows your mind, doesn't it.