New cousin coming in your life
Meh... :P first Harry Potter fic. If it's crappy or anything you know it's my first one. I saw the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets yesterday. It was sold out and it was sweet!!!!!! But this fic is only an introduction of my fictional character Jessie (which is me :P ) who is in my South Park fics. Enough talk, more fic. :P
(The Dursley residence _ 4 Privet Drive _ The Dursley's are all awake and of course like usual Harry is doing chores. It was a nice sunny day on Privet Drive. To bad there had to be a rotten family to ruin it.)
Mr. Dursley: Hurry up boy! We have to leave soon. * The Dursleys were leaving somewhere and they had to take Harry with them *
(The London adoption center _ The Dursleys went inside along with Harry to adopt a kid. *I know they wouldn't want to adopt but its my fic *
Adoption lady: Hello, would you like to adopt a child?
Mrs. Dursley: Yes.
Lady: Boy or girl?
Mrs. Dursley: A girl please. * The children at the adoption place were separated into grade sections. Like elementary, junior, and some of high school. Mrs. Dursley was more into the junior section. *
Lady: There are 6th graders, 7th graders, and also 8th grade.
Mr. Dursley: We would like to see the 8th grade section please.
Dudley: *to Mrs. Dursley * Mom! Why are we here? I don't need a sister!
Mrs. Dursley: Yes you do, sweetie. So just be a good boy and be happy.
*The lady shows them to the 8th grade classroom. They're in the middle of an English lesson. There are about ten 8th graders in the class. Six boys and four girls. There were two White, four Hispanic, and three Black. Mrs. Dursley didn't know which girl to choose *
Lady: If you want, I have profiles on the four girls and you can see which is best. *The lady brings them back to the front desk and pulls out the four profiles. There were four names, Jessie Marsh, Kearra Broflovski, Lillian Johnson, and Barbara Smith. Mrs. Dursley looked at Jessie's profile and it read:
Name: Jessie Marsh
D.O.B: December 23, 1988
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, video games, acting out plays, and writing.
Career when older: Veterinarian
Last home: South Park, Colorado. Marsh residence.
Age: 13
*There was a photo of Jessie attached to the profile. Jessie had long really dark brown hair, brown eyes, thin, Hispanic, tall, and a bit muscular from usually playing softball, which she hated. Mrs. Dursley was impressed and read Kearra's:
Name: Kearra Broflovski
D.O.B: February 17, 1989
Hobbies: Reading, writing poems, drawing.
Career when older: Actress
Last home: South Park, Colorado. Broflovski residence
Age: 13
*A photo of Kearra was attached to her profile. She was Black, had short black hair, brown eyes, thin, med-tall, and almost bony. Mrs. Dursley didn't really like it. She read the other two. But she only liked Jessie. *
Lady: Have you decided?
Mrs. Dursley: We'll take Jessie! * She said with a smile on her face *
(The truck _ Jessie is sitting between Harry and Dudley.)
Jessie: Sweet! My new family. I have two brothers!
Mrs. Dursley: Actually you have one sweetie. And that's Dudley.
Jessie: Which one is Dudley? * She said in a confused tone *
Dudley: I am. * Said the fat Dudley *
Jessie: Then who is he? * Pointing at Harry *
Mr. Dursley: That's your.... err.... cousin! His name is Harry.
Jessie: * sad * I wish it was the other way around. *They arrived at the house. * Wow. Uhh... home sweet home. Like they say. * She said with her luggage in her hands. Which wasn't a lot at all. *
Mrs. Dursley: Your bedroom is the last door on the left of the hall. *Jessie went up the steps to her room to un-pack *
Mr. Dursley: * to Harry * Now remember, no funny stuff, no magic, no nothing while Jessie is around! Understood??
Harry: Yes, Uncle Vernon. * Harry always hated it when Uncle Vernon would yell at him for what to do and what not to do *
(Jessie's new room _ Jessie has her laptop there, posters of eminem and other people, her little boom box with some CD's, some stuffed animals, and her soft pillow. She was on her laptop chatting with a friend she knew. Then she stopped chatting and looked out the window she had in her room, looking at her new neighborhood. She smiled *
(Next Day_ Morning _ The Dursleys were up. Harry had to make breakfast. But Jessie was still asleep.)
Mr. Dursley: When your finished making everyone's plates go wake up your cousin. *Harry got everyone's plates ready and went upstairs to get Jessie up. *
Harry: *knocking * Jessie! *No reply. He opens the door but she is not in bed. * Wonder where she could be. Heh. Probably couldn't handle this place, especially if it's the Dursleys. *Jessie was almost behind Harry. She was in the position to pounce on him like a cat would do but waited for him to turn around. * Well I guess I'll look somewhere else. *He turned around and sees Jessie. Next Jessie pounces on him and lands on the bed. *
Jessie: He he. Gotcha. * She gets off him and goes down stairs. * (O.S) Here she comes to wreck the day!!!
Harry: *Gets up * Now I got to remember that she is a very tricky cousin. *Goes down stairs *
*After they had finished eating breakfast, Jessie was telling them about her dream. *
Jessie: In my dream I was walking in the forest and stuff. Then I seen a unicorn and it talked. The unicorn said "Yo! What's up?" and I said "Nuttin' much, just chillin' in the woods." Then the unicorn started to break dance. I started shouting "Go unicorn! Go unicorn!" But then something was lurking in the woods. And it was none other than...DUDLEY! Dudley came in and said "Unicorns are stupid! They can't break dance! And you are stupid! You are stupid!" Then the unicorn disappeared into thin air. And I was like "AYE! You made my friend disappear! And I am not stupid!!!!!" Then I pulled out a wand and zapped Dudley into a frog. And I threw him into the pond. The End *she said with a smile on her face. Aunt Petunia was fainted, Dudley was under his chair, and Uncle Vernon was glaring at Harry * Uh.... whats going on?
Uncle Vernon: Um... Jessie, did Harry tell you something about....magic???
Jessie: No. But why are you guys acting like this... o don't tell me we're playing charades! Um Dudley is the frog! Mom is... playing dead! And you dad are pretending to be mad at Harry! Am I right? *She said with a smile on her face. *
Uncle Vernon: Uh... yes Jessie. Yes indeed.
Jessie: O.k. then. I'm going to go outside. *She got up from the table and went out the front door. *
Uncle Vernon: *to Harry * One word about magic, wizards, witches, or brooms. And you wished you were never been born. *Uncle Vernon goes to check on Aunt Petunia. Harry just sighed and got out of his chair, picked up all the dishes and washed them.
Well what do ya think? Like I said this is my first Harry Potter fic.
Meh... :P first Harry Potter fic. If it's crappy or anything you know it's my first one. I saw the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets yesterday. It was sold out and it was sweet!!!!!! But this fic is only an introduction of my fictional character Jessie (which is me :P ) who is in my South Park fics. Enough talk, more fic. :P
(The Dursley residence _ 4 Privet Drive _ The Dursley's are all awake and of course like usual Harry is doing chores. It was a nice sunny day on Privet Drive. To bad there had to be a rotten family to ruin it.)
Mr. Dursley: Hurry up boy! We have to leave soon. * The Dursleys were leaving somewhere and they had to take Harry with them *
(The London adoption center _ The Dursleys went inside along with Harry to adopt a kid. *I know they wouldn't want to adopt but its my fic *
Adoption lady: Hello, would you like to adopt a child?
Mrs. Dursley: Yes.
Lady: Boy or girl?
Mrs. Dursley: A girl please. * The children at the adoption place were separated into grade sections. Like elementary, junior, and some of high school. Mrs. Dursley was more into the junior section. *
Lady: There are 6th graders, 7th graders, and also 8th grade.
Mr. Dursley: We would like to see the 8th grade section please.
Dudley: *to Mrs. Dursley * Mom! Why are we here? I don't need a sister!
Mrs. Dursley: Yes you do, sweetie. So just be a good boy and be happy.
*The lady shows them to the 8th grade classroom. They're in the middle of an English lesson. There are about ten 8th graders in the class. Six boys and four girls. There were two White, four Hispanic, and three Black. Mrs. Dursley didn't know which girl to choose *
Lady: If you want, I have profiles on the four girls and you can see which is best. *The lady brings them back to the front desk and pulls out the four profiles. There were four names, Jessie Marsh, Kearra Broflovski, Lillian Johnson, and Barbara Smith. Mrs. Dursley looked at Jessie's profile and it read:
Name: Jessie Marsh
D.O.B: December 23, 1988
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, video games, acting out plays, and writing.
Career when older: Veterinarian
Last home: South Park, Colorado. Marsh residence.
Age: 13
*There was a photo of Jessie attached to the profile. Jessie had long really dark brown hair, brown eyes, thin, Hispanic, tall, and a bit muscular from usually playing softball, which she hated. Mrs. Dursley was impressed and read Kearra's:
Name: Kearra Broflovski
D.O.B: February 17, 1989
Hobbies: Reading, writing poems, drawing.
Career when older: Actress
Last home: South Park, Colorado. Broflovski residence
Age: 13
*A photo of Kearra was attached to her profile. She was Black, had short black hair, brown eyes, thin, med-tall, and almost bony. Mrs. Dursley didn't really like it. She read the other two. But she only liked Jessie. *
Lady: Have you decided?
Mrs. Dursley: We'll take Jessie! * She said with a smile on her face *
(The truck _ Jessie is sitting between Harry and Dudley.)
Jessie: Sweet! My new family. I have two brothers!
Mrs. Dursley: Actually you have one sweetie. And that's Dudley.
Jessie: Which one is Dudley? * She said in a confused tone *
Dudley: I am. * Said the fat Dudley *
Jessie: Then who is he? * Pointing at Harry *
Mr. Dursley: That's your.... err.... cousin! His name is Harry.
Jessie: * sad * I wish it was the other way around. *They arrived at the house. * Wow. Uhh... home sweet home. Like they say. * She said with her luggage in her hands. Which wasn't a lot at all. *
Mrs. Dursley: Your bedroom is the last door on the left of the hall. *Jessie went up the steps to her room to un-pack *
Mr. Dursley: * to Harry * Now remember, no funny stuff, no magic, no nothing while Jessie is around! Understood??
Harry: Yes, Uncle Vernon. * Harry always hated it when Uncle Vernon would yell at him for what to do and what not to do *
(Jessie's new room _ Jessie has her laptop there, posters of eminem and other people, her little boom box with some CD's, some stuffed animals, and her soft pillow. She was on her laptop chatting with a friend she knew. Then she stopped chatting and looked out the window she had in her room, looking at her new neighborhood. She smiled *
(Next Day_ Morning _ The Dursleys were up. Harry had to make breakfast. But Jessie was still asleep.)
Mr. Dursley: When your finished making everyone's plates go wake up your cousin. *Harry got everyone's plates ready and went upstairs to get Jessie up. *
Harry: *knocking * Jessie! *No reply. He opens the door but she is not in bed. * Wonder where she could be. Heh. Probably couldn't handle this place, especially if it's the Dursleys. *Jessie was almost behind Harry. She was in the position to pounce on him like a cat would do but waited for him to turn around. * Well I guess I'll look somewhere else. *He turned around and sees Jessie. Next Jessie pounces on him and lands on the bed. *
Jessie: He he. Gotcha. * She gets off him and goes down stairs. * (O.S) Here she comes to wreck the day!!!
Harry: *Gets up * Now I got to remember that she is a very tricky cousin. *Goes down stairs *
*After they had finished eating breakfast, Jessie was telling them about her dream. *
Jessie: In my dream I was walking in the forest and stuff. Then I seen a unicorn and it talked. The unicorn said "Yo! What's up?" and I said "Nuttin' much, just chillin' in the woods." Then the unicorn started to break dance. I started shouting "Go unicorn! Go unicorn!" But then something was lurking in the woods. And it was none other than...DUDLEY! Dudley came in and said "Unicorns are stupid! They can't break dance! And you are stupid! You are stupid!" Then the unicorn disappeared into thin air. And I was like "AYE! You made my friend disappear! And I am not stupid!!!!!" Then I pulled out a wand and zapped Dudley into a frog. And I threw him into the pond. The End *she said with a smile on her face. Aunt Petunia was fainted, Dudley was under his chair, and Uncle Vernon was glaring at Harry * Uh.... whats going on?
Uncle Vernon: Um... Jessie, did Harry tell you something about....magic???
Jessie: No. But why are you guys acting like this... o don't tell me we're playing charades! Um Dudley is the frog! Mom is... playing dead! And you dad are pretending to be mad at Harry! Am I right? *She said with a smile on her face. *
Uncle Vernon: Uh... yes Jessie. Yes indeed.
Jessie: O.k. then. I'm going to go outside. *She got up from the table and went out the front door. *
Uncle Vernon: *to Harry * One word about magic, wizards, witches, or brooms. And you wished you were never been born. *Uncle Vernon goes to check on Aunt Petunia. Harry just sighed and got out of his chair, picked up all the dishes and washed them.
Well what do ya think? Like I said this is my first Harry Potter fic.