Chapter 4: What a very "bad fur day"
Disclaimer: I do not and I repeat I DO NOT own Harry Potter or Conkers bad fur day.
A/N: I decided to put this special fic with the rest so it can be sort of like a storybook or something. Saturday was mine and my brother's birthday party and I got $125 when I got all the money out of the cards and counted the money. * A guy comes up and takes the $125 * AYE! Give me my money back! Well before I go get that bastard I'll tell you what happened and then get that asshole:
Hermione: It looks suspicious. * They hear a mysterious voice *
Voice: Too bad you all are going in there. * Something invisible pushes them into the mirror *
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Now that you know what happened last time you may now read the special fic and I'll get my money back from that asshole. * Chases after the guy with a wooden baseball bat *
(A strange world _ Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Jessie had landed next to a spiral mountain.)
Jessie: Ow. My ass hurts. Stupid sidewalk next to a stupid spiral mountain.
Harry: Well what do we do now? * Their wands magically disappear. Jessie gets a frying pan *
Jessie: A frying pan? A stupid fucking frying pan???? What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Calm down, Jessie. We need to get out of here.
Ron: Don't tell me we're going on another crazy adventure again.
Jessie: Adventure? WOOHOO!!!!!! I finally get to go on my first adventure! I thought this day would never come!
Harry: * Sees a bumblebee crying * Do you think we should help that bumblebee there? * Pointing at the bumblebee *
Jessie: Hell no! I want to go on a good adventure.
Harry: We will after we help that bumblebee.
Jessie: Aww damnit! * They go over to the crying bumblebee *
Mrs. Bee: Oh, those nasty, nasty wasps. Whatever shall we do? Our beautiful hive is gone.
Jessie: * Thinking * Quit whining you dumb bitch.
Mrs. Bee: And we'll never see it again.
Harry: What do you want us to do?
Mrs. Bee: Please get it back for us, or I don't know what were going to do. * Cries some more *
Jessie: O.K, O.K calm down! We'll go get it for you. Now where is it?
Mrs. Bee: Just follow the signs. * She sobs. They walk away *
Jessie: Why couldn't she just tell us instead of saying * Mockingly * "Just follow the signs". That stupid whore.
Harry: Jessie! Watch your language.
Jessie: * Under her breath * Like you never cussed before.
Hermione: She said they were nasty wasps so they must be over there where the sign says nasty.
Jessie: I'll go get the hive, you guys.
Harry: Are you sure, Jessie?
Jessie: Sure I'm sure. Don't worry you guys. I'll be right back. * She walks up the path to the wasps hive *
(Wasps hive _ Jessie sees the hive and picks it up. Three wasps come out of the wasp hive.)
Medium sized wasp: Hey, some wise guys trying to steal our nice new hive.
Skinny wasp: C'mon boss! Lets go get her.
Fat wasp: Yeah, lets get her. * Jessie hurries and runs with the hive in her hands down the path. The wasps follow her and try to sting her with their stingers. Ron notices the unusual activity *
Ron: What the bloody hell? * Harry and Hermione look and see what's happening. Jessie and the three wasps pass Ron, Harry and Hermione. Jessie throws the hive in the air and tumbles into it's correct spot. The top of the hive opens and Mrs. Bee gets in. Two machine gun heads come out of the hive. The three wasps stop. Mrs. Bee aims for the skinny wasp *
Skinny wasp: * gulps*
Jessie: Eat lead muther buzzer. ~*~*~*That's how Conker said it on the game*~*~*~ * Mrs. Bee is pissed and shoots. She kills the skinny wasp and the fat wasp. It looks like the medium sized wasp is going to get away but Mrs. Bee shoots one bullet and the medium sized wasp is dead. Mrs. Bee gets out of the hive *
Mrs. Bee: Thank you children. None of this would have happened if it weren't for that no good husband of mine. He's gone off with another woman.
Jessie: Oh, really. That doesn't surprise me.
Mrs. Bee: What?
Jessie: Nothing.
Mrs. Bee: Anyways, as a reward for your good services to the bee community, I present you children with these. * One hundred talking golden galleons come from behind the beehive *
Golden galleons: Somebody call for us? * Jessie grins. They all got twenty- five golden galleons each *
Jessie: Yeah! Golden galleon prizes. * They walk away and go near a giant rock in the ground with a B carved on it *
(Dung beetles on rocks _ They notice the gang walk by.)
Dung beetle 1: Alright, who's dis?
Dung beetle 2: It looks like one of them squirrels with three humans.
Dung beetle 1: I reckon we should get down there and kick the shit out of them?
Dung beetle 2: Ah, wait till they come up here, alright?
Dung beetle 1: O.K den, yeh. * They go to the carved rock. A scarecrow pops up *
Scarecrow: Hello, its me . . . Mr. Scarecrow Birdy! Right, what seems to be the problem? Oh yes, you need manual. Otherwise no. . . doesn't work. It'll cost you!
Jessie: How much?
Birdy: Eh, got any mepsipax?
Jessie: What?
Birdy: Doesn't matter. Actually eh, I think eh, well em, 1 golden galleon . . . long time, you love manual long time. * Jessie pulls out a golden galleon *
Jessie: Here you go. * Birdy takes the golden galleon and gives Jessie the manual *
Birdy: Here you go. Manual, just read directions. * Birdy laughs and Jessie puts the manual away. Birdy hops away and starts farting *
Golden galleon: Oh! Augh ah! Get me out of here. Hey you, come here, come on, * hops out of Birdy's back pocket * I want to go back in there. Hurry up!
Jessie: Okay, suits me! Yeah golden galleon. * Puts the golden galleon away *
A/N: What is the manual for? Why would those bastard ass dung beetles want to kick the gang's ass? Those might be answered in the next fic! But please review so I can see what you think! ~*~*~*Red Wings gurl*~*~*~
Disclaimer: I do not and I repeat I DO NOT own Harry Potter or Conkers bad fur day.
A/N: I decided to put this special fic with the rest so it can be sort of like a storybook or something. Saturday was mine and my brother's birthday party and I got $125 when I got all the money out of the cards and counted the money. * A guy comes up and takes the $125 * AYE! Give me my money back! Well before I go get that bastard I'll tell you what happened and then get that asshole:
Hermione: It looks suspicious. * They hear a mysterious voice *
Voice: Too bad you all are going in there. * Something invisible pushes them into the mirror *
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Now that you know what happened last time you may now read the special fic and I'll get my money back from that asshole. * Chases after the guy with a wooden baseball bat *
(A strange world _ Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Jessie had landed next to a spiral mountain.)
Jessie: Ow. My ass hurts. Stupid sidewalk next to a stupid spiral mountain.
Harry: Well what do we do now? * Their wands magically disappear. Jessie gets a frying pan *
Jessie: A frying pan? A stupid fucking frying pan???? What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Calm down, Jessie. We need to get out of here.
Ron: Don't tell me we're going on another crazy adventure again.
Jessie: Adventure? WOOHOO!!!!!! I finally get to go on my first adventure! I thought this day would never come!
Harry: * Sees a bumblebee crying * Do you think we should help that bumblebee there? * Pointing at the bumblebee *
Jessie: Hell no! I want to go on a good adventure.
Harry: We will after we help that bumblebee.
Jessie: Aww damnit! * They go over to the crying bumblebee *
Mrs. Bee: Oh, those nasty, nasty wasps. Whatever shall we do? Our beautiful hive is gone.
Jessie: * Thinking * Quit whining you dumb bitch.
Mrs. Bee: And we'll never see it again.
Harry: What do you want us to do?
Mrs. Bee: Please get it back for us, or I don't know what were going to do. * Cries some more *
Jessie: O.K, O.K calm down! We'll go get it for you. Now where is it?
Mrs. Bee: Just follow the signs. * She sobs. They walk away *
Jessie: Why couldn't she just tell us instead of saying * Mockingly * "Just follow the signs". That stupid whore.
Harry: Jessie! Watch your language.
Jessie: * Under her breath * Like you never cussed before.
Hermione: She said they were nasty wasps so they must be over there where the sign says nasty.
Jessie: I'll go get the hive, you guys.
Harry: Are you sure, Jessie?
Jessie: Sure I'm sure. Don't worry you guys. I'll be right back. * She walks up the path to the wasps hive *
(Wasps hive _ Jessie sees the hive and picks it up. Three wasps come out of the wasp hive.)
Medium sized wasp: Hey, some wise guys trying to steal our nice new hive.
Skinny wasp: C'mon boss! Lets go get her.
Fat wasp: Yeah, lets get her. * Jessie hurries and runs with the hive in her hands down the path. The wasps follow her and try to sting her with their stingers. Ron notices the unusual activity *
Ron: What the bloody hell? * Harry and Hermione look and see what's happening. Jessie and the three wasps pass Ron, Harry and Hermione. Jessie throws the hive in the air and tumbles into it's correct spot. The top of the hive opens and Mrs. Bee gets in. Two machine gun heads come out of the hive. The three wasps stop. Mrs. Bee aims for the skinny wasp *
Skinny wasp: * gulps*
Jessie: Eat lead muther buzzer. ~*~*~*That's how Conker said it on the game*~*~*~ * Mrs. Bee is pissed and shoots. She kills the skinny wasp and the fat wasp. It looks like the medium sized wasp is going to get away but Mrs. Bee shoots one bullet and the medium sized wasp is dead. Mrs. Bee gets out of the hive *
Mrs. Bee: Thank you children. None of this would have happened if it weren't for that no good husband of mine. He's gone off with another woman.
Jessie: Oh, really. That doesn't surprise me.
Mrs. Bee: What?
Jessie: Nothing.
Mrs. Bee: Anyways, as a reward for your good services to the bee community, I present you children with these. * One hundred talking golden galleons come from behind the beehive *
Golden galleons: Somebody call for us? * Jessie grins. They all got twenty- five golden galleons each *
Jessie: Yeah! Golden galleon prizes. * They walk away and go near a giant rock in the ground with a B carved on it *
(Dung beetles on rocks _ They notice the gang walk by.)
Dung beetle 1: Alright, who's dis?
Dung beetle 2: It looks like one of them squirrels with three humans.
Dung beetle 1: I reckon we should get down there and kick the shit out of them?
Dung beetle 2: Ah, wait till they come up here, alright?
Dung beetle 1: O.K den, yeh. * They go to the carved rock. A scarecrow pops up *
Scarecrow: Hello, its me . . . Mr. Scarecrow Birdy! Right, what seems to be the problem? Oh yes, you need manual. Otherwise no. . . doesn't work. It'll cost you!
Jessie: How much?
Birdy: Eh, got any mepsipax?
Jessie: What?
Birdy: Doesn't matter. Actually eh, I think eh, well em, 1 golden galleon . . . long time, you love manual long time. * Jessie pulls out a golden galleon *
Jessie: Here you go. * Birdy takes the golden galleon and gives Jessie the manual *
Birdy: Here you go. Manual, just read directions. * Birdy laughs and Jessie puts the manual away. Birdy hops away and starts farting *
Golden galleon: Oh! Augh ah! Get me out of here. Hey you, come here, come on, * hops out of Birdy's back pocket * I want to go back in there. Hurry up!
Jessie: Okay, suits me! Yeah golden galleon. * Puts the golden galleon away *
A/N: What is the manual for? Why would those bastard ass dung beetles want to kick the gang's ass? Those might be answered in the next fic! But please review so I can see what you think! ~*~*~*Red Wings gurl*~*~*~