Chapter 6: Lets fast forward this crap and get to the point of this . . . .
. Voldermort!
A/N: I just want to get this over with because I have another fanfic that is in my mind and it's screaming to hurry and get this one over with. Just try to enjoy this fic.
(The strange world _ Jessie is running from Harry with her tongue hanging out like a dog. Harry gets tired for a bit and rests. Jessie stops way ahead of him.)
Jessie: Ha ha! You can't catch me! I am way too fast for you. * She starts walking backwards and keeps talking to him. * You will never catch mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! 'SPLASH!' *Jessie fell into the water, which was around the spiral mountain. Jessie starts swimming to shore. * Stupid water, I hate being - -
Author: Oh shut up! C'mon people I'm losing reviewers. * Takes out a remote * Lets fast forward this junk. * She presses the button*
(Fast forwarding _ They do all the missions for the people by killing animals, flushing a poo monster, pissing on rock people when drunk, killing stupid cave kids, making a raptor bite a cave guys ass three times and making him show everyone that he has a tiny dick, killing zombies, making a vampire bat guy fat and killing him, killing more zombies, going to war against some stupid teddy bears, making their territory explode, killing people matrix style, going to the bank and find some more golden galleons which they would now have a million of them. Then they see Voldermort in his throne.)
Voldermort: Hmmm, yes finally, a red squirrel.
Jessie: A red squirrel? * Looks around * Oh, I think he's talking about me. But I don't recognize this guy. Harry, do know him.
Harry: I know him all right, that's Voldermort.
Voldermort: Ah, Harry, you're finally here, and you have brought your little friends along too. Too bad they're going to miss you. * Raises their wands * I was the one that had taken your wands, and turned your cousins wand into a frying pan.
Jessie: AYE! So you're the one who turned my wand into a stupid frying pan. Well you're just one very ugly looking guy, and I bet you can't even get a girlfriend or a wife.
Harry: Jessie . . . shhhhh!
Voldermort: Ah, I see that your cousin wants to die, Harry. So say your goodbyes quickly. * points his wand at Jessie and says the killing wand. The spell goes to her but it bounces off of her head and goes back to him. Jessie has a lightning bolt scar on her forehead. * AHHHHHHHHHH! Curse you! I'll be back, you all will see!!!!!!!! * He disappears. Harry, Ron and Hermione run to Jessie *
Harry: Jessie! Are you okay? * Harry asked worriedly *
Jessie: Yeah, except I got something on my forehead. * They look and see a lightning bolt scar on her forehead *
Ron: Jessie has a lightning bolt scar, just like you Harry . . . maybe you two are like twins or something.
Hermione: They can't be twins . . . or could they? * The room starts swirling and the gang gets sucked in it. They are now back outside the mirror. It shatters into pieces *
(In the room again _ Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore were waiting outside the mirror when the gang out and the mirror shattered. They see Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore and are a bit worried.)
Harry: Professor Dumbledore, we can explain - -
Dumbledore: You don't need to explain, because we could tell after you four were gone for about 5 months at least. * He notices Jessie's scar on her forehead * And I see that your cousin has survived, who could have almost died of Voldermort. And that you four have destroyed the mirror that we were going to destroy before. You three will see me in my office later. * He leaves *
Professor McGonagall: It looks like you will be needing new robes, Mr. Potter. * Harry was almost bursting out of his robes, Jessie giggled *
(The Gryffindor common room _ Hermione, Ron, and Jessie are waiting for Harry.)
Jessie: I wonder what's taking so long? Maybe because they couldn't find any size for him because of how big he is. * Jessie starts laughing and falls off a chair. * I'm okay; I'm okay, but still. * She starts laughing on the floor. Harry comes in with Crabbe and Goyle size robes. He sees that his cousin is on the floor laughing *
Harry: What's so funny?
Ron: Jessie was talking about how long it was taking for you to get robes and she said they couldn't find any size for you because of how big you are. ((Oh yeah Jessie is normal again and has her wand back again. Well they all have their wands back, and they all got the golden galleons.)) * Harry got a bit mad. Jessie was laughing harder when Ron said it again. *
Harry: Why you - - * Harry tried to jump on her but she noticed *
Jessie: * screams and jumps out of the way. Harry hits the ground * He's trying to smash me!!! * Jessie started running around while Harry was trying to catch her * It was only a joke! A JOKE!!!!!!!!!! Okay! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that about you. * She stops running * At first I thought it was funny but its not. * Harry stops running * I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Do you forgive me? * Jessie said with some puppy dog looking eyes *
Harry: Of course I forgive you. * He gives Jessie a tight hug *
Jessie: Help me. * Harry glares at her * Just kidding. * He stops glaring. Professor McGonagall comes in *
McGonagall: Professor Dumbledore would like to see you four now. * She takes them to the stair case thing. She says the password and it rises. The gang goes up the staircase and into Professor Dumbledore's office *
(Dumbledore's office _ The gang walk in and Dumbledore asks them to sit down.)
Dumbledore: I have something's to say, and give. I would have to say to Jessie that, she is lucky that she has survived and has not been killed, and have destroyed the mirror, that would earn you four awards for doing services for the school. And I have never done this before but, I will give Jessie a promotion now and to be in the 3rd year now. And next year will be in 4th year. * Jessie was very shocked *
Jessie: W-Why thank you, Professor Dumbledore. * The gang walked out and went back to the common room *
As days passed by, it was finally the day to where they all had to go home. Which Jessie didn't want to go, but had too.
Jessie: Well, I'll see you guys next year. * Jessie said to Ron and Hermione *
Ron: Yeah, next year. * They all got on the train. It was finally loaded and it set off down the train tracks* THE END
A/N: Finally!!!!!!!!!!! It's over. Now wait till my next fic. You will be so surprised!! But I'm not telling you what it is. Find out next time!!!!!
A/N: I just want to get this over with because I have another fanfic that is in my mind and it's screaming to hurry and get this one over with. Just try to enjoy this fic.
(The strange world _ Jessie is running from Harry with her tongue hanging out like a dog. Harry gets tired for a bit and rests. Jessie stops way ahead of him.)
Jessie: Ha ha! You can't catch me! I am way too fast for you. * She starts walking backwards and keeps talking to him. * You will never catch mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! 'SPLASH!' *Jessie fell into the water, which was around the spiral mountain. Jessie starts swimming to shore. * Stupid water, I hate being - -
Author: Oh shut up! C'mon people I'm losing reviewers. * Takes out a remote * Lets fast forward this junk. * She presses the button*
(Fast forwarding _ They do all the missions for the people by killing animals, flushing a poo monster, pissing on rock people when drunk, killing stupid cave kids, making a raptor bite a cave guys ass three times and making him show everyone that he has a tiny dick, killing zombies, making a vampire bat guy fat and killing him, killing more zombies, going to war against some stupid teddy bears, making their territory explode, killing people matrix style, going to the bank and find some more golden galleons which they would now have a million of them. Then they see Voldermort in his throne.)
Voldermort: Hmmm, yes finally, a red squirrel.
Jessie: A red squirrel? * Looks around * Oh, I think he's talking about me. But I don't recognize this guy. Harry, do know him.
Harry: I know him all right, that's Voldermort.
Voldermort: Ah, Harry, you're finally here, and you have brought your little friends along too. Too bad they're going to miss you. * Raises their wands * I was the one that had taken your wands, and turned your cousins wand into a frying pan.
Jessie: AYE! So you're the one who turned my wand into a stupid frying pan. Well you're just one very ugly looking guy, and I bet you can't even get a girlfriend or a wife.
Harry: Jessie . . . shhhhh!
Voldermort: Ah, I see that your cousin wants to die, Harry. So say your goodbyes quickly. * points his wand at Jessie and says the killing wand. The spell goes to her but it bounces off of her head and goes back to him. Jessie has a lightning bolt scar on her forehead. * AHHHHHHHHHH! Curse you! I'll be back, you all will see!!!!!!!! * He disappears. Harry, Ron and Hermione run to Jessie *
Harry: Jessie! Are you okay? * Harry asked worriedly *
Jessie: Yeah, except I got something on my forehead. * They look and see a lightning bolt scar on her forehead *
Ron: Jessie has a lightning bolt scar, just like you Harry . . . maybe you two are like twins or something.
Hermione: They can't be twins . . . or could they? * The room starts swirling and the gang gets sucked in it. They are now back outside the mirror. It shatters into pieces *
(In the room again _ Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore were waiting outside the mirror when the gang out and the mirror shattered. They see Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore and are a bit worried.)
Harry: Professor Dumbledore, we can explain - -
Dumbledore: You don't need to explain, because we could tell after you four were gone for about 5 months at least. * He notices Jessie's scar on her forehead * And I see that your cousin has survived, who could have almost died of Voldermort. And that you four have destroyed the mirror that we were going to destroy before. You three will see me in my office later. * He leaves *
Professor McGonagall: It looks like you will be needing new robes, Mr. Potter. * Harry was almost bursting out of his robes, Jessie giggled *
(The Gryffindor common room _ Hermione, Ron, and Jessie are waiting for Harry.)
Jessie: I wonder what's taking so long? Maybe because they couldn't find any size for him because of how big he is. * Jessie starts laughing and falls off a chair. * I'm okay; I'm okay, but still. * She starts laughing on the floor. Harry comes in with Crabbe and Goyle size robes. He sees that his cousin is on the floor laughing *
Harry: What's so funny?
Ron: Jessie was talking about how long it was taking for you to get robes and she said they couldn't find any size for you because of how big you are. ((Oh yeah Jessie is normal again and has her wand back again. Well they all have their wands back, and they all got the golden galleons.)) * Harry got a bit mad. Jessie was laughing harder when Ron said it again. *
Harry: Why you - - * Harry tried to jump on her but she noticed *
Jessie: * screams and jumps out of the way. Harry hits the ground * He's trying to smash me!!! * Jessie started running around while Harry was trying to catch her * It was only a joke! A JOKE!!!!!!!!!! Okay! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that about you. * She stops running * At first I thought it was funny but its not. * Harry stops running * I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Do you forgive me? * Jessie said with some puppy dog looking eyes *
Harry: Of course I forgive you. * He gives Jessie a tight hug *
Jessie: Help me. * Harry glares at her * Just kidding. * He stops glaring. Professor McGonagall comes in *
McGonagall: Professor Dumbledore would like to see you four now. * She takes them to the stair case thing. She says the password and it rises. The gang goes up the staircase and into Professor Dumbledore's office *
(Dumbledore's office _ The gang walk in and Dumbledore asks them to sit down.)
Dumbledore: I have something's to say, and give. I would have to say to Jessie that, she is lucky that she has survived and has not been killed, and have destroyed the mirror, that would earn you four awards for doing services for the school. And I have never done this before but, I will give Jessie a promotion now and to be in the 3rd year now. And next year will be in 4th year. * Jessie was very shocked *
Jessie: W-Why thank you, Professor Dumbledore. * The gang walked out and went back to the common room *
As days passed by, it was finally the day to where they all had to go home. Which Jessie didn't want to go, but had too.
Jessie: Well, I'll see you guys next year. * Jessie said to Ron and Hermione *
Ron: Yeah, next year. * They all got on the train. It was finally loaded and it set off down the train tracks* THE END
A/N: Finally!!!!!!!!!!! It's over. Now wait till my next fic. You will be so surprised!! But I'm not telling you what it is. Find out next time!!!!!