The Di...Heroines
Jack: Well, seems we can continue since we got it cleaned up. This arena clean up was brought to you by....*Squince, reading q-card* A non-lazy author who spends three hours a day waste about three points of eyesight...? Oh well. Anyway, our next match is against the Heroines of the Fantasy's. First up...Yuna!
*Applause from crowd, some even doing that one bow thingy*
Jack: The heroine of FF Ten, Yuna is a Summoner who fights with her guardian to defeat the monster known as Sin *coughs, and continues in a mumble* Which was a real pain in the...Oh, and our next heroine is Tifa from Final Fantasy Seven. Unlike most heroines of the genre, she pictures herself not as such a wuss and enjoys beating up people. Let's have a round of applause.
*Applause; some guys yelling in the crowd...ahem, 'eccentric' phrases.*
Jack: And our last competitor. *Sighs and shakes head in pity* Rinoea, from FF Eight. *coughs* ditz... Anyway, let the match begin!!
Tifa *cracking knuckles*: Alright, which one of you is first?
Rinoea: Hmm, hard to tell you were the heroine. With those bags under your eyes you'd think you were the other meaning of that word.
Tifa: WHAT?!?! How dare you! You should talk! With that hair, you'd think you'd dyed to hide the grays!!
Rinoea: Well at least I didn't have a boyfriend with a split personality!
Tifa: At least I didn't go out with two guys at once slut!
Yuna:...
Rinoea: Who are you calling a slut, tom-boy?!!
Tifa: TOM-BOY!! Why I outta...!
Rinoea *smirking*: What? Bring it on, ugly!
Tifa: Ugly...I would've never thought I would have to use this but...
Jack *ducking under desk*: Uh-oh
Yuna * backs away*: Now, now...
*Everyone in the arena ducks away, waiting for her to say it*
Tifa*Taking a large breath*: ...BRITISH WHORE!!
Rinoea *gasps; falls over fainting that she had said that to her*
Tifa *turning to Yuna*: Now as for YOU...!
Yuna *panicking*: Uh, um, Yojimbo!!!!
Yojimbo: You called?
Yuna: Uh yeah, here's a billion gill, just please, BANISH HER BEFORE SHE SAYS IT AGAIN!!
*Yojimbo does his strongest attack, (whatever that is), and banishes Tifa*
Yojimbo *glaring*: This is only a thousand.... Now where's my payment?
Yuna:...Uh, can I get a raincheck??
Jack:???....Well, guess Yuna wins this one. AND THE NEXT MATCH WILL BE....uh...I don't know, actually....The author doesn't seem to know either...Well, to all you reading this, please review and give some suggestions! Please...?