The Heroes...(If you can call 'em that)
Jack: Alrighty! Next match is on! This one's gonna be the heroes! *looking around* Uh, well our first competitor is Cloud! Yeah, he's, uh, the h-hero in FF7 and fought against, umm, Sephiroth to save the planet. Yeah.
*Everyone begins to stare, Jack clearing her throat*
Jack: And our next competitor is Squall, from Final Fantasy Eight. Uh, he's more of the quiet type who thinks to himself a lot, but that silence leads to a lot to not jump to rash conclusions. Okay...*clears throat* And our last challenger is...*Looks around again. Stands up, looking though the stadium. Shrugging, she sits back down, looking relived.* Our last competitor is Tidus, from Final Fantasy-
*She's cut off by a sudden screaming. As he enters the arena, something comes swinging down from a cable, tackling him.*
Jack*slapping forehead*: oye....
Sailor Sam: Booya! I got you now!!!
Tidus: What?! Who are you?!?! Security!
Sailor Sam: I slipped them sleeping pills, so you're all mine!
Tidus *gulping*: Yuna....?
Sailor Sam: Dealing with Yojimbo.
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*Yuna, somewhere else*
Yuna: Uh, now, now, Mr. Yojimbo...
Yojimbo: You know the rules. Pay up or else.
Yuna: But I can't pay you.
Yojimbo: Then you settle for the else. Sick her! *Dog forms sharp teeth, lunging at her*
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Sailor Sam *dragging him out kicking a screaming*: La-di-la-di-da!!
Tidus: NO!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! NAHHHHH!!!!!
Jack *sweatdrop*: Uh, okay...Guess we're going to have to fill in for someone else. How about...Zidane, from FF9.
*Though Author had never played this game, she suddenly puts him in, the kid waving in confusion as to why he was there*
Zidane: Uh...hi.
Jack: Alright, NOW let the fight begin!
Cloud: ....
Squall: ...
Zidane:...Man you guys are dull.
Cloud: So, is where we start insulting each other?
Squall: *nods*
Cloud: Uh...You have spiky hair!
Squall: So do you!
Cloud: I know...
Squall: You think too much.
Cloud: You think more.
Squall: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Cloud: Um....Your Fantasy Symbol is stupid.
Squall: And yours is any better?
Cloud: Yeah. *scowling* At least it's not with the ditz.
Squall *raising voice tone slightly*: Ditz? *pulling out gunbalde* Did you just call Rinoa a ditz?
Cloud *taking out sword*: Yeah, I did.
Zidane: *backs away*
Squall: At least I didn't go out with a tom-boy.
Cloud: At least I didn't go out with a girl who also went out with your worst enemy at the same time and was so freakin' stupid, she trusted him to take her to Ultimacia!
Ultimacia *out in crowd with bandages all over*: You know he has a point.
Jenova: *wraps tentacle around her*
Ultimacia: Aw, nuts. *swallowed by Jenova again, burping loudly.*
Squall: That's enough.
Cloud: Right.
*Squall and Cloud charge at each other, slashing with extreme power. Zidane continues to back away, looking up behind him*
Zidane: Hey, I didn't sign up for this!
Jack: You didn't sign up at all.
Zidane: Oh...right.
*Squall and Cloud finally gain their Limit Breaks, charging at each other one last time. Cloud with Omnislash, Squall with Leonheart. (And I know how inaccurate this will be, but hey, got to end this somehow). They both collide, and both are thrown back and out of the arena, crashing into the walls and falling unconscious.*
Jack *blinking*: Okay, that was weird...Guess Zidane wins.
Zidane: I win...? I WIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Jack....RIGHT....Anyway, our next match will be-
Voice: Hello, Claris.
Jack: My names not Claris...*Turning around* WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Stops panicking and actually looks* Oh, it's just you. Hi, Ansem.
Ansem: Hey, you should be fearing me!!!
Jack: Yeah right. Whatever you say. But you're my new co-announcer?
Ansem: Apparently.
Jack: Alrighty then....*thinking* Hmm....but I wonder how Tidus is doing...
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Sailor Sam: Sit still!
Tidus: How can I?!
Sailor Sam: Just do it!! *Smiling broadly* OH YEAH!!! BEAT THAT TIDUS!!! *points to screen* Beat you in twenty seconds! My car is so much faster than yours.
Tidus: Okay, okay, fine. NOW can I go to the bathroom.
Sailor Sam: Hmm...Alright.
Tidus *running out of the room, but coming back*: Don't go anywhere, for I'm so gonna beat you next time!
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By the way, Sailor Sam is my friend and she thinks Tidus is SOOO cute, so I thought I might add her in here. PLEASE REVIEW AND SUGGEST WHAT MATCH I SHOULD DO NEXT! ^_^