Note: (Before I start I should say I don't own Pixy Sticks...or Lucky Charms either...) Alrighty, I know I haven't been writing lately, but I've been busy with geometry homework *gag* So, to put I fairly, I'll try to put these in chronological order...though, with the last review I had, I just HAAAAAADDDDD to put this in first. Let's see, perverted old guy---cool, heroic vampire guy. Choices, choices....*grins broadly*
A Reeeeaaaallll Stupid Matc- *SUGAR!!!!!*
Jack *almost breaking Ansem's eardrum*: WELCOME BACK Y'ALL!!!!
Ansem: GAH!! What is with you?!
Jack: I JUST HAD SUGAR!!!
Ansem: Oh...ahem *picks up phone and whispers in receiver* Hello? Medic?
*medic comes up behind Jack when she's all up on the desk, swallowing yet another Pixy Stick. Pupils sudden enlarge, almost having a spasm. She's dragged off, looking up at the people in green uniforms.*
Jack: Oh, look it's the jolly cartoon leprechaun from the TV. And there's two of them. Hello lepre*hick*chauns!
Ansem *shakes head in pity and turns back*: Guess I must fill in! Alright, I guess the next match has only two people. And there BOTH FROM THE SAME GAME??? Is this right? Oh well. Anyway, it's Hojo, the scientist with the gigantic nose, vs Vincent, the vampire with a cool cape...They're both from seven...Hojo is Vincent's worst enemy, due to the fact that he stole his girlfriend...that's all it says....let the fight begin, I guess...
Hojo: HAHA!!! Look at you!! A grotesque vampire!!! No wonder Lucrecia left you!!
Vincent *glaring*:...
*Vincent suddenly disappears out of no where, reappearing with his claw-hand lunged through Hojo. Hojo collapses, Vincent shrugging.*
Vincent: Look at you. You're dead.
Lucrecia *out of absolutely no where*: Vincent!
Vincent: Lucrecia!!
Lucrecia: I regret...
Vincent: What?! WHAT?!
Lucrecia: .... *disappears again*
Vincent: WHAT?!?!?! WILL YOU EVER FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!!!? *runs after her*
Ansem:...That was fast...Well, guess that's it! Stay tune for our next-
Camera guy: Uh, we still have pages left...
Ansem: WHAT?? But this at least took up one!!
Camera guy: *shrugs*
Ansem *sighs*: Alright, we'll do another one. *looks at future q-cards* Next up we have the good-guy magic dwellers *mumbles* good-guy magic dwellers...what kinda ...Oh *ahem* This one has Lulu from FF Ten, Vivi from Nine, Zell from Eight, and Aeris from Seven.
*crowd cheers. When Lulu enters, some guys in the crowd are heard above the rest, chanting*
Guys: TAKE IT OFF!!!
Lulu *glares*: Go getting them, moogle *Releases cute little moogle, and guys continue to laugh. That is, until it takes a few steps towards them, then it grows a hundred feet high. With one whamp, it crushes them. Moogle goes back, normal arm cuddling size.* Good moogle.
Vivi *panicking*: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!!
Zell: Will you shut up?!
Vivi: Oh dear, oh dear!
Zell *covering ears*: SHUT UP!!!!
Vivi:...Oh dear...
Zell: GRAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *does his limit break, and vaporizes the poor little guy*
Aeris: That wasn't very nice!
Zell: You won't believe how much he was getting on my nerves, so you SHUT UP!
Aeris: *begins to cry*
Cloud: *comes down from stadium seats, getting out buster sword and chases Zell out of the arena.*
Lulu *putting hand on forehead when seeing Aeris on the floor crying*: Oh good Yevon, I don't need this today...*walks up to desk where Ansem is half asleep* Hey, you, I forfeit. This is just not worth the headache.
Ansem: Oh uh...yeah okay...
Lulu: *walks out of arena, declaring another point for FF Seven*
Ansem: *snore*
Camera Guy: ...
Jack *running back into arena after escaping from the medics grasp*: STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT MATCH!!! NOW I GOTTA FIND A WAY OUT BEFORE THOSE JOLLY LEPRECHAUNS CHASE ME FOR THE LUCKY CHARMS I TOOK!!!! *opens about five packets of Pixy Sticks, eating them at once. She laughs uncontrollably until she falls over, unconscious.*
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A/N...Uh, please review....