!The WANNABES!
Jack: Alright! I'm better now after a few cups of coffee. That caffeine sure washes the sugar out. *mumbling* Coffee...more coffee...
Ansem: Jack...The match...
Jack: Oh right! Well our next match is against the Wannabes. What wannabes, you may ask. Well, the Sephiroth Wannabes of course! (Or at least that's what I think). Anyway, first competitor is Seymour, of FF X
Kid: FOR THE LAST TIME, SPEAK IN ENGLISH!!!
Jack: SHU'UP! Anyway, let's give a *cough-cough small* round of applause!
*small applause*
Seymour: Ah, thank you, thank you! Your applause is most appreciated.
Jack *almost falls over laughing*: Yeah...*chuckle*...Alright, anyway, our other competitors are...well, ANYONE!
Everyone: Huh?
Jack: That's right! This match means nothing in points, so anyone can come in and kick his Guado...
Ansem: PG, Jack, PG....
Jack: DARN IT! Well I can bleep out? CAN'T I???
Author: *nods*
Jack: ALRIGHT!!!! SO anyone can come down here and kick his sorry Guado-hybrid *beep*
Seymour: Very well. I'll take you all on! *turns to look up a Yuna, blowing a kiss* For the love of Lady Yuna!
Yuna *growling with bandages all around her head and standing on a crutch*: That's it! I can't take this nice-nice business anymore! *throws crutch, stomping down the steps* He's dead!
Sephiroth: Oh no, not before me! He ripped off face style!
Auron: Yes, well, at least he didn't rip off your cool factor.
Sephiroth *stopping*: Good point. Well, I suppose I could just leave it to her.
Yuna: (BEEP) RIGHT YOU WILL!!!!
*Yuna rushes the arena, coming up to Seymour. Seymour sudden reached out, puckering up. She screams bloody murder in a attempt to get away, but he keeps following her. Kimari tries to block, but is infected by the horrid sight and runs away too. Finally, Yuna closes her eyes and whacks Seymour in the head with her staff. Suddenly he fades into pyrflies.*
Seymour: Ah...pooy...*Is sent away*
Jack: *sweatdrop* Alrighty...We saw the side of Yuna probably no one cares about, Seymour was sent to all our relief, and, oddly enough, Kimari was as equally as discussed with Seymour as everyone else. Seems like a good match, huh Ansem?
Ansem: That's right, Jack, a good match.
Jack: Why don't you tell them what's next?
Ansem: umm....
Jack: What is it NOW?
Ansem: It doesn't say
Jack: WHAT?!?! What do you MEAN IT DOESN'T SAY?!?!?!
Ansem: I just doesn't say!
Jack: GAH!!!! Can't she make up her mind?
Ansem: Who?
Jack: Her!
Ansem: Who?
Jack: HER! The author!
Ansem: Oh, that her.
Jack: YES, that HER! Well, since we have nothing planned out, please review and suggest what match we should do next!