Disclaimer: This is to all you guys who like to sue people: I don't own Gundam Wing or the Olive Garden or a bunch of other stuff in this fic and I'm not making money off of it. But I do own Greatandpowerfulperson. So - ha, ha, ha!
It is I, the great Kara-chan! I wrote this fanfic. Hope you enjoy it!
Before you start reading here's a bio:
Name: Unknown
Nickname: Greatandpowerfulperson
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Height: 5' 3''
Weight: 83 pounds
Eye color: Black
Author's Note: Hey, I wrote this fic YEARS AGO. So if it kinda sucks please don't flame! I was like, what? 11 or 12 years old.
Part 1
*The setting is in . . . uh . . . now where. Just a lot of white. In the middle of the nothingness is standing a lone semi-normal 15 year old girl with purple hair dressed in a red T-shirt and blue jeans. Actually. . . Ah what the heck - she's not normal at all!*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Who to torture. . . .who . . . . *Relena suddenly appears.*
Relena: Huh? Where am I?! *Looks around her.* Hey! You person . . thingy! Send me back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: First off, I'm a GIRL! Duh! Second, NO!!! *Laughs diabolically.* Anyways, who do you hate the most in the universe?
Relena: You!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Besides me!
Relena: Ummmm . . . . . *Starts to think.* Wait a minute! Why am I telling you this? Send me back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Relena, Relena. . . . *She talks sweetly. Place turns pitch black.* Do you want to know why you're going to tell me? Hmm? Because. . . . *Suddenly lightning starts to flash and the sky turns red. (Her voice turns cold and frightening.)* I'm a great and powerful person!!! *Person, person, person.*
Relena: *Seems unimpressed. Gives Greatandpowerfulperson a look.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Dear, dear, Relena . . . . *(sarcastic)* You don't believe me?! You don't believe me???!!! Well! *Shakes head sadly and wipes an imaginary tear away from her eye.* If you don't believe me *Looks at Relena and smiles evilly.* I'll make you believe me- Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa. . . .
Relena: *Suddenly appears in a Gundam Wing convention.*
Boy #1: Oh my gosh! Is that Relena Peacecraft?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Girl #1: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! It is!!! Relena, wait up!!! *Several people start to spot Relena. She's already running.*
Relena: AHHHHH!!! Go away!!! Give that back! Hey! *By now an army of fans are chasing her. They eventually catch up to her and tackle her down.*
Girl #2: Relena! Relena! Can I have your autograph? Please!!!
Girl #3: I have Relena's purse! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (Relena: Hey! Give me that!)
Boy #2: Relena! I'm your number one fan! Can we meet again at the Olive Garden?
Relena: Ahhhhhhhh! Get off! GO AWAY!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
News reporter: Relena Peacecraft, is it true that there's a relationship between you and Heero Yuy?
Relena: Go away!
News reporter: Any comment for the public, Relena?
Relena: GO AWAY!!! *Relena try's to brake loose from the crowd's grasp but fails.* Hey you powerful girl . . . . thingy . . . .thing. I've had enough torture! Send me away from here! HURRY!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hmmm. I thought I heard a little voice. Must've been the wind. What do you think, Heero?
Relena: What?! Heero's up there?!!! Ohhhhhh. . . When I get my hands on you I'll- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl #4: Relena, I love your hair!
Relena: Shut the heck up and LET GO OF ME!!! *She uses all her force and somehow manages to get out of there grasp.* OK, where's that girl! *She starts to swing her fists when all of a sudden she's zapped back to where Greatandpowerfulperson is.* Big mistake! *She starts running towards Greatandpowerfulperson still swinging her fists. She suddenly reaches her and punches her across the face with all her might.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Owww! Hey, that hurt! *She rubs her face.*
Relena: Duh! Now where's Heero?! *She starts to look around frantically.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: He's not here, dummy! *Bonks Relena on the side of the head.*
Relena: What? He's not here? You tricked me! No fair!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, in my world it is. Ha!
Relena: Hey, why don't you use your great and powerful powers to send Heero over here? I didn't make a scene in front of my fans for nothing.
Greatandpowerfulperson: What? I'm not sending Heero over here so you two can make out!
Relena: What?! I didn't say that! What's that supposed to mean?!
Greatandpowerfulperson: A lot of things.
Relena: Ooooh . . . . Damn you! *Tries to punch Greatandpowerfulperson again but misses.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey you! Quit that! What if you really hit me?!
Relena: Duh! *Punches Greatandpowerfulperson in the arm.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey! That hurt! Ouch! Oh yah! Take this! *Duo suddenly appears.*
Duo: Huh? What the - ? Where's my gundam? Oh! Uh . . hi Relena! *He waves to Relena with a confused/nervous look on his face.*
Relena: Umm . . Hi! Well, you see this great-
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hiya Duo! How do you feel today? *She walks over to Duo.*
Duo: Uh. Where am I? Who are you?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh! Me? Little old me? Well, let's see. . . . I'm a great and powerful person, I'm a girl, (Duh!)I . . umm . . . .-
Relena: This is all you need to know, Duo! She's some weird moron-
Greatandpowerfulperson: As I was saying, *Glares at Relena.* I love Gundam Wing and I loooove to ask questions!!!
Duo: Uh. . . . OK . . . . but where am I?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Your in a beautiful place, Duo.
Duo: Doesn't look that beautiful to me. *He looks around and all he see's is white, Relena, and Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yes it is. *They suddenly appear in a huge garden with a blue sky and pretty flowers. She smells a flower.* Ahhhh. . . . Well, I think it's beautiful.
Relena: Send me back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Heh, heh, heh. Shut up.
Duo: Hey, can you send somebody else here? I'm bored. I'm not exactly wild about gardens, you know.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yah, I'm glad your not gay.
Duo: What?!
Relena: I already asked her that. And, no, she won't send Hieldi. *Hieldi suddenly appears.* Hmph!
Duo: Wow! Thanks! *He walks over to Hieldi and starts to talk to her.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Anything for you, Duo! *sigh*
Relena: You hate me don't you?
Greatandpowerfulperson: No, I just . . . just . . . . ummm . . . like Duo better.
Relena: Wow, that makes me feel great. *(sarcastic)*
Greatandpowerfulperson: *Staring into space.* Yah! *The rest of the gundam pilots appear.*
Heero: Uh . . . . .?
Quatre: Where the heck are we?! Huh? What? A garden?
Trowa: Where's the circus? Where's the lion?
Woof: Uh . . . . *Looks around, whimpers, then faints.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hiya, people!!!
Quatre: Ahhhhhhh! She's a demon! (I read about it in a book.) *He starts to run away. The other pilots (besides Duo and Wufei) follow him.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Come back here! Wait, what am I doing? *The pilots appear in front of her.*
Trowa: Ahhh! How did she do that?!
Quatre: I told you! She's a demon! Run!
Greatandpowerfulperson: It's no use running, Quatre. I am a great and powerful person, you know. Besides, why would you want to leave this beautiful place?
Duo: Yah! It is beautiful isn't it?
Greatandpowerfulperson: See? Even Duo thinks it's beautiful. But it's not as beautiful as you, Duo. *sigh*
Duo: I'm not supposed to be beautiful. I'm supposed to be handsome.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oops! I forget! Tee, hee!
Duo: *Gives Greatandpowerfulperson a look.*
Heero: Since your a great and powerful person can you fix my gundam?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, Duh! *Wing 0 appears. She claps and it looks brand new. Then she returns it to where it came from.*
Heero: Nice.
Greatandpowerfulperson: OK. Where shall we go, maties? *All five of them appear on a ship in a hurricane.*
Quatre: Ahhhhhhhh! I'm afraid of storms!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, I'm sorry, Quatre. *They appear in a cemetery.*
Duo: Oh. Cemetery's freak me out.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Sorry, Duo. *They appear in the middle of a battle between a leo and a virgo.*
Heero: Noooooooo! No more battles!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Sorry! *They appear on a roller coaster about to drop.*
Oh! Wait a sec! I'll be right back!
Trowa: No don't go! I can't handle roller coasters!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Be right back! *She disappears. The roller coaster gets closer and closer to the edge.*
Trowa: Nooooo! Is there any way to stop this thing? No, no, no!!!
Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Heero: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Woooooooaaaaaaaa! Woooooooaaaaaaa! Woooooooaaaaaaa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *The roller coaster stops and they get off.*
Duo: What? It's over? Man that was quick!
Quatre: That was fun! But way too scary.
Heero: . . . .
Trowa: My chest! It's on fire! I can't breath! Too fast . . . *cough* *gasp*
Duo: *He slaps Trowa on his back. Trowa falls over.* Oh Come on, Trowa! It wasn't that bad!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey guys I'm back! Uh, what's wrong with Trowa?
Quatre: He just got a little scared.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh OK. Well, let's go back to where Relena and Hieldi are. Oh yah Wufie, too, hee, hee, hee.
Duo: After we ride all the rides!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Of course!
Where Relena, Wufie and Hieldi are:
Wufie: *wakes up* Huh . . . . Oh my head. . . . *He looks at himself, and for some strange reason he's wearing a dress!* What the heck???!!!
Relena: Oh, *snicker* Wufie, you've *snicker* awoken - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,!
Wufei: Listen up, woman! This is injustice! Injustice I say!
Relena and Hieldi: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,!
Hieldi: You should be happy! You look good in a dress!!!
Wufie: What???!!! You two will pay for putting me in this awful thing!
Relena: We didn't! Ha, ha, ha!
Wufei: Then who did? Who did such a disgusting, wrong, and injustice thing?!
Hieldi: Greatandpowerfulperson did!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! *Greatandpowerfulperson, Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Heero suddenly appear out of no where.*
Hey! What you think? More Chapters to come! I just gotta post them.
Author's Note: Hey, I wrote this fic YEARS AGO. So if it kinda sucks please don't flame! I was like, what? 11 or 12 years old.
It is I, the great Kara-chan! I wrote this fanfic. Hope you enjoy it!
Before you start reading here's a bio:
Name: Unknown
Nickname: Greatandpowerfulperson
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Height: 5' 3''
Weight: 83 pounds
Eye color: Black
Author's Note: Hey, I wrote this fic YEARS AGO. So if it kinda sucks please don't flame! I was like, what? 11 or 12 years old.
Part 1
*The setting is in . . . uh . . . now where. Just a lot of white. In the middle of the nothingness is standing a lone semi-normal 15 year old girl with purple hair dressed in a red T-shirt and blue jeans. Actually. . . Ah what the heck - she's not normal at all!*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Who to torture. . . .who . . . . *Relena suddenly appears.*
Relena: Huh? Where am I?! *Looks around her.* Hey! You person . . thingy! Send me back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: First off, I'm a GIRL! Duh! Second, NO!!! *Laughs diabolically.* Anyways, who do you hate the most in the universe?
Relena: You!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Besides me!
Relena: Ummmm . . . . . *Starts to think.* Wait a minute! Why am I telling you this? Send me back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Relena, Relena. . . . *She talks sweetly. Place turns pitch black.* Do you want to know why you're going to tell me? Hmm? Because. . . . *Suddenly lightning starts to flash and the sky turns red. (Her voice turns cold and frightening.)* I'm a great and powerful person!!! *Person, person, person.*
Relena: *Seems unimpressed. Gives Greatandpowerfulperson a look.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Dear, dear, Relena . . . . *(sarcastic)* You don't believe me?! You don't believe me???!!! Well! *Shakes head sadly and wipes an imaginary tear away from her eye.* If you don't believe me *Looks at Relena and smiles evilly.* I'll make you believe me- Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa. . . .
Relena: *Suddenly appears in a Gundam Wing convention.*
Boy #1: Oh my gosh! Is that Relena Peacecraft?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Girl #1: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! It is!!! Relena, wait up!!! *Several people start to spot Relena. She's already running.*
Relena: AHHHHH!!! Go away!!! Give that back! Hey! *By now an army of fans are chasing her. They eventually catch up to her and tackle her down.*
Girl #2: Relena! Relena! Can I have your autograph? Please!!!
Girl #3: I have Relena's purse! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (Relena: Hey! Give me that!)
Boy #2: Relena! I'm your number one fan! Can we meet again at the Olive Garden?
Relena: Ahhhhhhhh! Get off! GO AWAY!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
News reporter: Relena Peacecraft, is it true that there's a relationship between you and Heero Yuy?
Relena: Go away!
News reporter: Any comment for the public, Relena?
Relena: GO AWAY!!! *Relena try's to brake loose from the crowd's grasp but fails.* Hey you powerful girl . . . . thingy . . . .thing. I've had enough torture! Send me away from here! HURRY!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hmmm. I thought I heard a little voice. Must've been the wind. What do you think, Heero?
Relena: What?! Heero's up there?!!! Ohhhhhh. . . When I get my hands on you I'll- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl #4: Relena, I love your hair!
Relena: Shut the heck up and LET GO OF ME!!! *She uses all her force and somehow manages to get out of there grasp.* OK, where's that girl! *She starts to swing her fists when all of a sudden she's zapped back to where Greatandpowerfulperson is.* Big mistake! *She starts running towards Greatandpowerfulperson still swinging her fists. She suddenly reaches her and punches her across the face with all her might.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Owww! Hey, that hurt! *She rubs her face.*
Relena: Duh! Now where's Heero?! *She starts to look around frantically.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: He's not here, dummy! *Bonks Relena on the side of the head.*
Relena: What? He's not here? You tricked me! No fair!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, in my world it is. Ha!
Relena: Hey, why don't you use your great and powerful powers to send Heero over here? I didn't make a scene in front of my fans for nothing.
Greatandpowerfulperson: What? I'm not sending Heero over here so you two can make out!
Relena: What?! I didn't say that! What's that supposed to mean?!
Greatandpowerfulperson: A lot of things.
Relena: Ooooh . . . . Damn you! *Tries to punch Greatandpowerfulperson again but misses.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey you! Quit that! What if you really hit me?!
Relena: Duh! *Punches Greatandpowerfulperson in the arm.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey! That hurt! Ouch! Oh yah! Take this! *Duo suddenly appears.*
Duo: Huh? What the - ? Where's my gundam? Oh! Uh . . hi Relena! *He waves to Relena with a confused/nervous look on his face.*
Relena: Umm . . Hi! Well, you see this great-
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hiya Duo! How do you feel today? *She walks over to Duo.*
Duo: Uh. Where am I? Who are you?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh! Me? Little old me? Well, let's see. . . . I'm a great and powerful person, I'm a girl, (Duh!)I . . umm . . . .-
Relena: This is all you need to know, Duo! She's some weird moron-
Greatandpowerfulperson: As I was saying, *Glares at Relena.* I love Gundam Wing and I loooove to ask questions!!!
Duo: Uh. . . . OK . . . . but where am I?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Your in a beautiful place, Duo.
Duo: Doesn't look that beautiful to me. *He looks around and all he see's is white, Relena, and Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yes it is. *They suddenly appear in a huge garden with a blue sky and pretty flowers. She smells a flower.* Ahhhh. . . . Well, I think it's beautiful.
Relena: Send me back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Heh, heh, heh. Shut up.
Duo: Hey, can you send somebody else here? I'm bored. I'm not exactly wild about gardens, you know.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yah, I'm glad your not gay.
Duo: What?!
Relena: I already asked her that. And, no, she won't send Hieldi. *Hieldi suddenly appears.* Hmph!
Duo: Wow! Thanks! *He walks over to Hieldi and starts to talk to her.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Anything for you, Duo! *sigh*
Relena: You hate me don't you?
Greatandpowerfulperson: No, I just . . . just . . . . ummm . . . like Duo better.
Relena: Wow, that makes me feel great. *(sarcastic)*
Greatandpowerfulperson: *Staring into space.* Yah! *The rest of the gundam pilots appear.*
Heero: Uh . . . . .?
Quatre: Where the heck are we?! Huh? What? A garden?
Trowa: Where's the circus? Where's the lion?
Woof: Uh . . . . *Looks around, whimpers, then faints.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hiya, people!!!
Quatre: Ahhhhhhh! She's a demon! (I read about it in a book.) *He starts to run away. The other pilots (besides Duo and Wufei) follow him.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Come back here! Wait, what am I doing? *The pilots appear in front of her.*
Trowa: Ahhh! How did she do that?!
Quatre: I told you! She's a demon! Run!
Greatandpowerfulperson: It's no use running, Quatre. I am a great and powerful person, you know. Besides, why would you want to leave this beautiful place?
Duo: Yah! It is beautiful isn't it?
Greatandpowerfulperson: See? Even Duo thinks it's beautiful. But it's not as beautiful as you, Duo. *sigh*
Duo: I'm not supposed to be beautiful. I'm supposed to be handsome.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oops! I forget! Tee, hee!
Duo: *Gives Greatandpowerfulperson a look.*
Heero: Since your a great and powerful person can you fix my gundam?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, Duh! *Wing 0 appears. She claps and it looks brand new. Then she returns it to where it came from.*
Heero: Nice.
Greatandpowerfulperson: OK. Where shall we go, maties? *All five of them appear on a ship in a hurricane.*
Quatre: Ahhhhhhhh! I'm afraid of storms!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, I'm sorry, Quatre. *They appear in a cemetery.*
Duo: Oh. Cemetery's freak me out.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Sorry, Duo. *They appear in the middle of a battle between a leo and a virgo.*
Heero: Noooooooo! No more battles!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Sorry! *They appear on a roller coaster about to drop.*
Oh! Wait a sec! I'll be right back!
Trowa: No don't go! I can't handle roller coasters!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Be right back! *She disappears. The roller coaster gets closer and closer to the edge.*
Trowa: Nooooo! Is there any way to stop this thing? No, no, no!!!
Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Heero: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Woooooooaaaaaaaa! Woooooooaaaaaaa! Woooooooaaaaaaa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *The roller coaster stops and they get off.*
Duo: What? It's over? Man that was quick!
Quatre: That was fun! But way too scary.
Heero: . . . .
Trowa: My chest! It's on fire! I can't breath! Too fast . . . *cough* *gasp*
Duo: *He slaps Trowa on his back. Trowa falls over.* Oh Come on, Trowa! It wasn't that bad!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey guys I'm back! Uh, what's wrong with Trowa?
Quatre: He just got a little scared.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh OK. Well, let's go back to where Relena and Hieldi are. Oh yah Wufie, too, hee, hee, hee.
Duo: After we ride all the rides!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Of course!
Where Relena, Wufie and Hieldi are:
Wufie: *wakes up* Huh . . . . Oh my head. . . . *He looks at himself, and for some strange reason he's wearing a dress!* What the heck???!!!
Relena: Oh, *snicker* Wufie, you've *snicker* awoken - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,!
Wufei: Listen up, woman! This is injustice! Injustice I say!
Relena and Hieldi: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,!
Hieldi: You should be happy! You look good in a dress!!!
Wufie: What???!!! You two will pay for putting me in this awful thing!
Relena: We didn't! Ha, ha, ha!
Wufei: Then who did? Who did such a disgusting, wrong, and injustice thing?!
Hieldi: Greatandpowerfulperson did!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! *Greatandpowerfulperson, Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Heero suddenly appear out of no where.*
Hey! What you think? More Chapters to come! I just gotta post them.
Author's Note: Hey, I wrote this fic YEARS AGO. So if it kinda sucks please don't flame! I was like, what? 11 or 12 years old.