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Part 2
Wufei: Waaahhhhhh!!! You will pay, you injustice person! *Wufei starts to run towards Greatandpowerfulperson while still wearing the dress.*
Quatre: *He's the first one to spot Wufei.* Ummm . . . . Wufei?
Duo: Ha! Nice makeover! You certainly look better than before!
Heero: *He just cocks an eyebrow.*
Trowa: Ha, ha *cough* ha *gasp*.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, *gasp* *gasp* Stop choking me! *gasp*
Wufei: You_will_pay_! You_will_pay_! *Continues to choke Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh! *gasp*Duo, *gasp*come and *gasp* *gasp* save me! *cough*
Duo: *He shrugs then pries Wufei off of Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo! You saved me! *She hugs Duo. By now Wufei is pretty steamed. Now he's mad at Greatandpowerfulperson and Duo. He runs towards Duo and decides to go for the jugular.*
Duo: Wahh! *cough* *gasp* Help! *gasp* *gasp*
Wufei: You will not interrupt! Now you both will paaaayyy!!! *Duo kicks Wufei in the leg. Ouch! Quit that! He chokes Duo even harder. Duo starts to punch Wufei. Wufei's grip lessens. After a lot of punches and kicks from Duo, Wufei finally lets go of Duo's neck and begins to use karate on him.*
Duo: Hey! Wait! Ouch! Ouch! Quit! Your! Going! To! Ouch! Damn! Fast!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo? *With puppy dog eyes.*
Duo: What?! I'm kinda-Whoa!-busy!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Do you need any help? *She says frowning.*
Duo: What do you think?! *He says sarcastically while turning his head to Greatandpowerfulperson. Wufei kicks him in the head.* Oww! My head! *He rubs his head.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: OK. *She sighs. Suddenly Wufei is floating up in the air. He's squirming and yelling trying to get down. She snaps, and Wufei is in his normal clothes.*
Hieldi and Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo! Are you OK? *They both run over to Duo.*
Hieldi: Oh Duo! I'm so glad your OK! *She hugs Duo. Suddenly Hieldi and Greatandpowerfulperson spot each other.*
Hieldi: So. *She gets up and glares at Greatandpowerfulperson while speaking in a nasty voice.* You are . . .? *She twirls her finger.* I didn't quite catch your name Miss. Let's not help Duo and stare at him the whole time.
Greatandpowerfulperson: What?! Ugh! *She gets an outraged look on her face.* I was not! You - your crazy!
Hieldi: Yes, you were! *She puts her hands on her hips.* You were nearly hypnotized!
Heero: Hmmm . . . . *He starts to glance from Hieldi to Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Uh . . Ha! Your a total liar! Your soooo pitiful! Since you can't make friends you make enemies!
Hieldi: Ha, ha, ha! Yah right! I have plenty of friends!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh yah! Well, . . . . Your so ugly almost anybody who even looks at you runs away scared for life! Anybody except Duo, here. He's so strong he can even look at you without crying. Isn't that right, Duo? *She winks at him. Duo gives her a look.*
Hieldi: I wouldn't be talking. Your not exactly glamorous yourself.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh yah? Well, I'm a lot smarter than you are!
Hieldi: I don't give! Hey, why don't you find some other guy and leave MY Duo
alone?
Heero: This is getting interesting. *He brings out a notepad and begins to write.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: YOUR Duo??? No way! He likes me better so don't even try!
Hieldi: Likes you better?! Yah right! *She slaps Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ugh! *She rubs her cheek then slaps Hieldi.*
Hieldi: How dare you! *She smacks her. Greatandpowerfulperson kicks Hieldi. They start hitting and kicking each other.*
Relena: Uh . . . I think you guys should stop. *Relena walks up to them. They don't even seem to notice her.* Hey. I'm talking to you two! *They ignore her.* Oh, I give up . . .
Duo: *He's sitting in front of them while watching them fight with very, very big eyes.* Ah! That was close! Watch out Hieldi! Ooh . . . . That gotta hurt . . .
Heildi: *She knocks the wind out of Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ooof! *She lands on her back and gasps for air.*
Heildi: Oh my gosh! You are such a loser. *She walks up to Greatandpowerfulperson with an evil smile and looks down on her. Greatandpowerfulperson sits up and clenches her fist with a very angry look on her face.* I thought you were powerful.
Greatandpowerfulperson: The mind, Hieldi. The mind.
Duo: Wow, I didn't know girls could fight like that. *His eyes are still very, very big.*
Heildi: Only one girl can fight like that, *She wraps her arms around Duo and moves in for a kiss. Duo's eyes get wider.* and you're looking at her-
Greatandpowerfulperson: *Right before Heildi can kiss Duo she kicks her out of the way. She then picks her up and starts shaking Hieldi.* I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE FIRST! YOU'RE STILL A PICKLE!!!
Everybody but Greatandpowerfulperson: *Gasp!*
Quatre: *He wakes up from his slumber with eyes almost as big as Duo's were. Gasp!* Oh my.
Heero: *He starts writing frantically on his notepad.*
Wufei: Onna - you - *He gasps.*
Relena: Oh . . . *She faints. Heero catches her.*
Duo: *He just stares at Greatandpowerfulperson with bigger eyes(If that's humanly possible.).*
Heildi: *She stares at her also. With a hint of hurt in her eyes.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: What? All I said was- What? *They all give her a look of uncertainty. She then realizes how bad that was.* . . . . sorry . . .
Everybody but Greatandpowerfulperson(Relena wakes up.): We forgive you.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh thank you guys! You're all so wonderful!
Hieldi: But wait! Duo, you still have to pick one of us. *Greatandpowerfulperson hangs her head low knowing who he'll pick.*
Duo: Now Greatandpowerfulperson you know who I'm going to pick. *She nods while wiping a tear from her eye.* OK . . . I pick Hieldi because what you said was - was - inappropriate. Now lets all forget what she said and get on with our lives.
Everybody but Duo: OK. *Duo prays to the heavens. They all forget what Greatandpowerfulperson had said.*
Hieldi: Wahhh, ha, ha! In your face! Ha! Ha! Ha! *She begins to jump around.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hmmm . . . . All of sudden Heero looks very attractive. *She smiles at him.*
Heero: Hn? *He finally looks up from his notepad.*
Relena: Back off!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Can't you take a joke? Heh. *She stares off into space with a smile but then it fades as Duo's words start to really soak in her mind. She sighs. After a while of consideration Duo finally walks up to her.*
Duo: Listen. I - uh - I'm . . . really sorry. Most of the reason . . . I said that was because I - wanted you two to stop fighting. *He takes a deep breath.* Really. *Hieldi starts to watch them and braces herself to jump in anytime to fight Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: It's OK, Duo. I understand that you like her better. That I'm only an obstacle. *She delicately wipes a tear from her eye.*
Duo: It's not that. It's - well - I think that - Wahhhhhhhhhhh! *She punches him and he flys a few yards away from her and crushes some flowers.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Your still fun when you hate me! *She giggles.*
Duo: But I don't! *Greatandpowerfulperson snaps her fingers and makes Duo wear a dress.*
Hieldi: Hey! You leave my Duo alone- Wuh? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Duo! Ha, ha, ha!
Wufei: Now you know what it feels like! Hmph! *He crosses his arms over his chest and stomps his foot.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ha! Ha! Ha! *She claps. Duo and Hieldi disappear.* Now we'll have some fun with those two love birds out of my way. OK! What next? I want to do as much as I can while you're all visiting.
Relena: We're not visiting! You brought us here.
Trowa: I'm supposed to be doing a show with Catherine in ten minutes. *He looks at his watch.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, that's just too bad!
Trowa: The ringmaster will get mad at me.
Greatandpowerfulperson: That's your problem.
Trowa: No it isn't. You're making us stay here. Send me back.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Nooo! I at least want to torture you all a little. Pleeeaaase? *Puppy dog eyes.*
Trowa: Your weird.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Is that a yes?! OK!
Trowa: But-
Greatandpowerfulperson: I have a friend who loooves you!
Trowa: What-
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yah! *She snaps and a girl with blue hair appears. She's dressed in a purple blouse and a black skirt.* Hiya, Sandy! How ya' doing? *She starts to run towards Trowa.* Hmm . . . .
Trowa: *He faces Greatandpowerfulperson.* Uhh . . . I don't think that this was such a good idea. *He faces Sandy and looks at her.* Err . . . . maybe it was . . . .
Sandy: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Trowa Barton! Trowa Barton! Loooove you! *She starts to hug Trowa.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: What did I say?
Relena: That's just wrong.
Sandy: Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh my gosh! Trowa!
Trowa: That's my name! Don't wear it out.
Sandy: Ahhhhhhhhh! He spoke!!! *She starts jumping around.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, Duh! *Rolls her eyes.*
Trowa: So, what's your name?
Sandy: Ahhhhhhh! He asked me a question! Ahhhhh!
Trowa: Hello? So, what is it?
Sandy: Oh yah! Ha! It's Sandra . . uh . . . . ummm . . . .- Sandra something! Tee hee!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Sandra Caler! Gosh! *She slaps her fore head in disgust.*
Sandy: Oops! *She blushes.*
Trowa: OK, Sandra, how old are you? I'm 16.
Sandy: Oh, you can call me Sandy for short. I'm 15. Is that, OK?
Trowa: That's fine.
Sandy: You're fine. *Goes into a trance.* Uh . . . *Breaks out of the trance.* Wah?! What did I just say? Oh . . *Smacks herself and accidentally falls over.*
Trowa and Sandy: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Give me a break. Ugh!
Trowa and Sandy: Here's my phone number, call me!
Trowa: Wuh?!
Sandy: Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Trowa: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Greatandpowerfulperson: This is disgusting . . . . Why don't you two go on your honeymoon already?!
Sandy: What . . oh . . . we're not married.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yet! Why don't you?! You make the perfect couple! *Starts flailing arms.*
Trowa: Have a priest?
Greatandpowerfulperson: IN FACT I DO! DUUOOOO!!! Wait a minute - this is too stupid! Get out of my face! *Punches Trowa. He disappears.* How could you? *Punches Sandy. She disappears.*
Relena: Well, well, well. Look who's jealous.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Am not! I am not jealous of my best friend!
Relena: Oh, whatever! Let me go home!
Greatandpowerfulperson: That had nothing to do with the subject!
Relena: Who cares!
Greatandpowerfulperson: *sigh* Oh. . . Duo's gone and now Trowa is. All the good ones are taken!
Relena: See!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Just shut up! Hmmm . . . . . . What about Heero?
Heero: No.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, OK then what about, Wufei? *Thinks about him.* Ewww. . . .
Wufei: What's that supposed to mean?!
Greatandpowerfulperson: A lot of things. Now let's see . . . . Hey! The only one left is *In singsong voice* -Quatre!!! *She runs over to a sleeping Quatre.*
Quatre: *He wakes up and sees Greatandpowerfulperson in his face.* Waaaaahhhhh!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hiya, Quatre! How are you?
Wufei: Run Quatre RUN!
Quatre: Don't worry! *He gets up and runs away.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ugh. That's just mean. *She crosses her arms over her chest.*
Wufei: Ha, ha, ha! Your so ugly, nobody likes you! Ha, ha, ha! *He points his finger at Greatandpowerfulperson and laughs like a maniac.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: What did you say?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *Her face turns red and her body starts to shake.*
Wufei: I- uh . . . . *Wufei stops laughing.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ahhhhhhhhh! I AM NOT UGLY!!! *All of a sudden she and him are standing by a hole of a volcano. She grabs him and holds him over the volcano.* I AM NOT UGLY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!
Wufei: I understand! I understand! Your not ugly! Your pretty, really, I mean it! Please don't hurt me!
Greatandpowerfulperson: I'm not ugly? *Her face turns normal and she moves him off of the volcano hole.*
Wufei: No, no your not! Please don't hurt me! *whimper*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh. *They appear back in the garden where Relena, Heero, and Quatre are.* Oops! Hee, hee! I forgot to take my medication! Sorry! *She takes her medicine.*
Wufei: Few . . . That was close. *He sighs.*
Quatre: Oh no! She's back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: *Her voice sounds a bit quieter.* I'm sorry, Quatre. I didn't mean to scare you. Sorry.
Quatre (To Heero): Uh. Is she OK?
Heero: I think it's the medicine.
Greatandpowerfulperson: In fact, I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to you, Quatre. Oh, *sob* I - I'm so sooory! Please forgive me! *sob* I'll NEVER EVER forgive myself! *She burrows her head in her hands and starts to cry painfully.*
Quatre: *Quatre being his self lifts up her tear stained face.* I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't of rated you without even getting to know you! I know what it feels like! *sob* I'm sorry.
Greatandpowerfulperson: No, Quatre, *sob* I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive me!
Quatre: I forgive you! *sob* Please forgive me! I'm so sorry! *sob*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh! I forgive you! I forgive you! *They hold each other.*
Greatandpowerfulperson and Quatre: WaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M SOOOO SORRY! WaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Relena: Oh my gosh . . .
Heero: That's just wrong. *All of a sudden a boy with blond hair that is about as long as Duo's appears. He looks kinda like Duo except . . well . . . . . . not. He's wearing a red priest suit.*
Hey! What you think? More Chapters to come! I just gotta post them.
Author's Note: Hey, I wrote this fic YEARS AGO. So if it kinda sucks please don't flame! I was like, what? 11 or 12 years old.
Me, me, me!!! Kara-chan! I wrote it! I!
Part 2
Wufei: Waaahhhhhh!!! You will pay, you injustice person! *Wufei starts to run towards Greatandpowerfulperson while still wearing the dress.*
Quatre: *He's the first one to spot Wufei.* Ummm . . . . Wufei?
Duo: Ha! Nice makeover! You certainly look better than before!
Heero: *He just cocks an eyebrow.*
Trowa: Ha, ha *cough* ha *gasp*.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, *gasp* *gasp* Stop choking me! *gasp*
Wufei: You_will_pay_! You_will_pay_! *Continues to choke Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh! *gasp*Duo, *gasp*come and *gasp* *gasp* save me! *cough*
Duo: *He shrugs then pries Wufei off of Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo! You saved me! *She hugs Duo. By now Wufei is pretty steamed. Now he's mad at Greatandpowerfulperson and Duo. He runs towards Duo and decides to go for the jugular.*
Duo: Wahh! *cough* *gasp* Help! *gasp* *gasp*
Wufei: You will not interrupt! Now you both will paaaayyy!!! *Duo kicks Wufei in the leg. Ouch! Quit that! He chokes Duo even harder. Duo starts to punch Wufei. Wufei's grip lessens. After a lot of punches and kicks from Duo, Wufei finally lets go of Duo's neck and begins to use karate on him.*
Duo: Hey! Wait! Ouch! Ouch! Quit! Your! Going! To! Ouch! Damn! Fast!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo? *With puppy dog eyes.*
Duo: What?! I'm kinda-Whoa!-busy!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Do you need any help? *She says frowning.*
Duo: What do you think?! *He says sarcastically while turning his head to Greatandpowerfulperson. Wufei kicks him in the head.* Oww! My head! *He rubs his head.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: OK. *She sighs. Suddenly Wufei is floating up in the air. He's squirming and yelling trying to get down. She snaps, and Wufei is in his normal clothes.*
Hieldi and Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo! Are you OK? *They both run over to Duo.*
Hieldi: Oh Duo! I'm so glad your OK! *She hugs Duo. Suddenly Hieldi and Greatandpowerfulperson spot each other.*
Hieldi: So. *She gets up and glares at Greatandpowerfulperson while speaking in a nasty voice.* You are . . .? *She twirls her finger.* I didn't quite catch your name Miss. Let's not help Duo and stare at him the whole time.
Greatandpowerfulperson: What?! Ugh! *She gets an outraged look on her face.* I was not! You - your crazy!
Hieldi: Yes, you were! *She puts her hands on her hips.* You were nearly hypnotized!
Heero: Hmmm . . . . *He starts to glance from Hieldi to Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Uh . . Ha! Your a total liar! Your soooo pitiful! Since you can't make friends you make enemies!
Hieldi: Ha, ha, ha! Yah right! I have plenty of friends!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh yah! Well, . . . . Your so ugly almost anybody who even looks at you runs away scared for life! Anybody except Duo, here. He's so strong he can even look at you without crying. Isn't that right, Duo? *She winks at him. Duo gives her a look.*
Hieldi: I wouldn't be talking. Your not exactly glamorous yourself.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh yah? Well, I'm a lot smarter than you are!
Hieldi: I don't give! Hey, why don't you find some other guy and leave MY Duo
alone?
Heero: This is getting interesting. *He brings out a notepad and begins to write.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: YOUR Duo??? No way! He likes me better so don't even try!
Hieldi: Likes you better?! Yah right! *She slaps Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ugh! *She rubs her cheek then slaps Hieldi.*
Hieldi: How dare you! *She smacks her. Greatandpowerfulperson kicks Hieldi. They start hitting and kicking each other.*
Relena: Uh . . . I think you guys should stop. *Relena walks up to them. They don't even seem to notice her.* Hey. I'm talking to you two! *They ignore her.* Oh, I give up . . .
Duo: *He's sitting in front of them while watching them fight with very, very big eyes.* Ah! That was close! Watch out Hieldi! Ooh . . . . That gotta hurt . . .
Heildi: *She knocks the wind out of Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ooof! *She lands on her back and gasps for air.*
Heildi: Oh my gosh! You are such a loser. *She walks up to Greatandpowerfulperson with an evil smile and looks down on her. Greatandpowerfulperson sits up and clenches her fist with a very angry look on her face.* I thought you were powerful.
Greatandpowerfulperson: The mind, Hieldi. The mind.
Duo: Wow, I didn't know girls could fight like that. *His eyes are still very, very big.*
Heildi: Only one girl can fight like that, *She wraps her arms around Duo and moves in for a kiss. Duo's eyes get wider.* and you're looking at her-
Greatandpowerfulperson: *Right before Heildi can kiss Duo she kicks her out of the way. She then picks her up and starts shaking Hieldi.* I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE FIRST! YOU'RE STILL A PICKLE!!!
Everybody but Greatandpowerfulperson: *Gasp!*
Quatre: *He wakes up from his slumber with eyes almost as big as Duo's were. Gasp!* Oh my.
Heero: *He starts writing frantically on his notepad.*
Wufei: Onna - you - *He gasps.*
Relena: Oh . . . *She faints. Heero catches her.*
Duo: *He just stares at Greatandpowerfulperson with bigger eyes(If that's humanly possible.).*
Heildi: *She stares at her also. With a hint of hurt in her eyes.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: What? All I said was- What? *They all give her a look of uncertainty. She then realizes how bad that was.* . . . . sorry . . .
Everybody but Greatandpowerfulperson(Relena wakes up.): We forgive you.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh thank you guys! You're all so wonderful!
Hieldi: But wait! Duo, you still have to pick one of us. *Greatandpowerfulperson hangs her head low knowing who he'll pick.*
Duo: Now Greatandpowerfulperson you know who I'm going to pick. *She nods while wiping a tear from her eye.* OK . . . I pick Hieldi because what you said was - was - inappropriate. Now lets all forget what she said and get on with our lives.
Everybody but Duo: OK. *Duo prays to the heavens. They all forget what Greatandpowerfulperson had said.*
Hieldi: Wahhh, ha, ha! In your face! Ha! Ha! Ha! *She begins to jump around.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hmmm . . . . All of sudden Heero looks very attractive. *She smiles at him.*
Heero: Hn? *He finally looks up from his notepad.*
Relena: Back off!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Can't you take a joke? Heh. *She stares off into space with a smile but then it fades as Duo's words start to really soak in her mind. She sighs. After a while of consideration Duo finally walks up to her.*
Duo: Listen. I - uh - I'm . . . really sorry. Most of the reason . . . I said that was because I - wanted you two to stop fighting. *He takes a deep breath.* Really. *Hieldi starts to watch them and braces herself to jump in anytime to fight Greatandpowerfulperson.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: It's OK, Duo. I understand that you like her better. That I'm only an obstacle. *She delicately wipes a tear from her eye.*
Duo: It's not that. It's - well - I think that - Wahhhhhhhhhhh! *She punches him and he flys a few yards away from her and crushes some flowers.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Your still fun when you hate me! *She giggles.*
Duo: But I don't! *Greatandpowerfulperson snaps her fingers and makes Duo wear a dress.*
Hieldi: Hey! You leave my Duo alone- Wuh? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Duo! Ha, ha, ha!
Wufei: Now you know what it feels like! Hmph! *He crosses his arms over his chest and stomps his foot.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ha! Ha! Ha! *She claps. Duo and Hieldi disappear.* Now we'll have some fun with those two love birds out of my way. OK! What next? I want to do as much as I can while you're all visiting.
Relena: We're not visiting! You brought us here.
Trowa: I'm supposed to be doing a show with Catherine in ten minutes. *He looks at his watch.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, that's just too bad!
Trowa: The ringmaster will get mad at me.
Greatandpowerfulperson: That's your problem.
Trowa: No it isn't. You're making us stay here. Send me back.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Nooo! I at least want to torture you all a little. Pleeeaaase? *Puppy dog eyes.*
Trowa: Your weird.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Is that a yes?! OK!
Trowa: But-
Greatandpowerfulperson: I have a friend who loooves you!
Trowa: What-
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yah! *She snaps and a girl with blue hair appears. She's dressed in a purple blouse and a black skirt.* Hiya, Sandy! How ya' doing? *She starts to run towards Trowa.* Hmm . . . .
Trowa: *He faces Greatandpowerfulperson.* Uhh . . . I don't think that this was such a good idea. *He faces Sandy and looks at her.* Err . . . . maybe it was . . . .
Sandy: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Trowa Barton! Trowa Barton! Loooove you! *She starts to hug Trowa.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: What did I say?
Relena: That's just wrong.
Sandy: Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh my gosh! Trowa!
Trowa: That's my name! Don't wear it out.
Sandy: Ahhhhhhhhh! He spoke!!! *She starts jumping around.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, Duh! *Rolls her eyes.*
Trowa: So, what's your name?
Sandy: Ahhhhhhh! He asked me a question! Ahhhhh!
Trowa: Hello? So, what is it?
Sandy: Oh yah! Ha! It's Sandra . . uh . . . . ummm . . . .- Sandra something! Tee hee!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Sandra Caler! Gosh! *She slaps her fore head in disgust.*
Sandy: Oops! *She blushes.*
Trowa: OK, Sandra, how old are you? I'm 16.
Sandy: Oh, you can call me Sandy for short. I'm 15. Is that, OK?
Trowa: That's fine.
Sandy: You're fine. *Goes into a trance.* Uh . . . *Breaks out of the trance.* Wah?! What did I just say? Oh . . *Smacks herself and accidentally falls over.*
Trowa and Sandy: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Give me a break. Ugh!
Trowa and Sandy: Here's my phone number, call me!
Trowa: Wuh?!
Sandy: Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Trowa: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Greatandpowerfulperson: This is disgusting . . . . Why don't you two go on your honeymoon already?!
Sandy: What . . oh . . . we're not married.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yet! Why don't you?! You make the perfect couple! *Starts flailing arms.*
Trowa: Have a priest?
Greatandpowerfulperson: IN FACT I DO! DUUOOOO!!! Wait a minute - this is too stupid! Get out of my face! *Punches Trowa. He disappears.* How could you? *Punches Sandy. She disappears.*
Relena: Well, well, well. Look who's jealous.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Am not! I am not jealous of my best friend!
Relena: Oh, whatever! Let me go home!
Greatandpowerfulperson: That had nothing to do with the subject!
Relena: Who cares!
Greatandpowerfulperson: *sigh* Oh. . . Duo's gone and now Trowa is. All the good ones are taken!
Relena: See!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Just shut up! Hmmm . . . . . . What about Heero?
Heero: No.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, OK then what about, Wufei? *Thinks about him.* Ewww. . . .
Wufei: What's that supposed to mean?!
Greatandpowerfulperson: A lot of things. Now let's see . . . . Hey! The only one left is *In singsong voice* -Quatre!!! *She runs over to a sleeping Quatre.*
Quatre: *He wakes up and sees Greatandpowerfulperson in his face.* Waaaaahhhhh!!!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hiya, Quatre! How are you?
Wufei: Run Quatre RUN!
Quatre: Don't worry! *He gets up and runs away.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ugh. That's just mean. *She crosses her arms over her chest.*
Wufei: Ha, ha, ha! Your so ugly, nobody likes you! Ha, ha, ha! *He points his finger at Greatandpowerfulperson and laughs like a maniac.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: What did you say?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *Her face turns red and her body starts to shake.*
Wufei: I- uh . . . . *Wufei stops laughing.*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ahhhhhhhhh! I AM NOT UGLY!!! *All of a sudden she and him are standing by a hole of a volcano. She grabs him and holds him over the volcano.* I AM NOT UGLY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!
Wufei: I understand! I understand! Your not ugly! Your pretty, really, I mean it! Please don't hurt me!
Greatandpowerfulperson: I'm not ugly? *Her face turns normal and she moves him off of the volcano hole.*
Wufei: No, no your not! Please don't hurt me! *whimper*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh. *They appear back in the garden where Relena, Heero, and Quatre are.* Oops! Hee, hee! I forgot to take my medication! Sorry! *She takes her medicine.*
Wufei: Few . . . That was close. *He sighs.*
Quatre: Oh no! She's back!
Greatandpowerfulperson: *Her voice sounds a bit quieter.* I'm sorry, Quatre. I didn't mean to scare you. Sorry.
Quatre (To Heero): Uh. Is she OK?
Heero: I think it's the medicine.
Greatandpowerfulperson: In fact, I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to you, Quatre. Oh, *sob* I - I'm so sooory! Please forgive me! *sob* I'll NEVER EVER forgive myself! *She burrows her head in her hands and starts to cry painfully.*
Quatre: *Quatre being his self lifts up her tear stained face.* I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't of rated you without even getting to know you! I know what it feels like! *sob* I'm sorry.
Greatandpowerfulperson: No, Quatre, *sob* I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive me!
Quatre: I forgive you! *sob* Please forgive me! I'm so sorry! *sob*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh! I forgive you! I forgive you! *They hold each other.*
Greatandpowerfulperson and Quatre: WaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M SOOOO SORRY! WaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Relena: Oh my gosh . . .
Heero: That's just wrong. *All of a sudden a boy with blond hair that is about as long as Duo's appears. He looks kinda like Duo except . . well . . . . . . not. He's wearing a red priest suit.*
Hey! What you think? More Chapters to come! I just gotta post them.
Author's Note: Hey, I wrote this fic YEARS AGO. So if it kinda sucks please don't flame! I was like, what? 11 or 12 years old.