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Hope you like this fic! I wrote it . . . yah me, Kara-chan
Name: Unknown
Nickname: Puo
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Height:
Weight: 95 pounds
Eye color: Blue
Part 3
Greatandpowerfulperson: Huh? *sniff* How did *sniff* you get here? Who the? Stops crying and looks up at the newcomer.
Mysterious boy: Name's Puo. How ya' doing, peeps? Where's Duo? Starts to search behind some flowers.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Uh . . . . How did you get here?
Puo: I have powers that can transport myself to places. Cool isn't it?
Wufei: Now there's two of them? I can't take this!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Go away.
Puo: I'll go away once I find Duo.
Greatandpowerfulperson: He's not here so . . . . go away! She snaps and Puo disappears. All of a sudden he reappears.
Puo: So, you have powers, too. What a coincidence. He eyes her strangely. Bring Duo here.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Why should I? Hmm?
Puo: Fine. If you won't I will. He snaps. Nothing happens. He claps. Nothing happens. He claps and snaps. Nothing happens. Heh, heh. I've been having trouble on those kind of things lately. . . . . . Umm . . . . Please?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Why? What are you going to do to him?
Puo: Nothing. Nothing at all. I just want to talk to him.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, OK then. Duo appears.
Duo: Huh? Wuh? Oh I'm here again. What do you want - Huh?! Why is Puo here?! The stupidest being I've ever met!!!
Puo: Who are you calling stupid? Your the one with the girlish braid.
Relena: *cough* *cough* *point* *point*. She points to Puo's braid.
Puo: Well, . . . . That's different! He hugs his braid.
Relena: She cocks an eyebrow.
Duo: Greatandpowerfulperson, have you gone insane?! Why did you bring him here?!
Greatandpowerfulperson: What?! I didn't! He invited himself here. I don't even know him. He has powers, too.
Duo: I know that. Grr . . .
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, Duo, ( In a sweet voice.) please send him away! He's weird. She clings on to Duo's arm.
Duo: I can't! Your the one with the powers.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, yah. Tee, hee! She lets go of Duo's arm.
Puo: Duo, your a weakling! You don't have powers and I do! Ha, ha, ha!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey! Don't you insult my Duo! She hits Puo.
Puo: Hey! Quit!
Greatandpowerfulperson: She hugs Duo's arm.
Duo: He trys to shake her off.
Puo: Well, any ways, Duo, I believe I came here for a reason.
Duo: Right. He shakes Greatandpowerfulperson off of him.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hm? What reason? Don't kill Duo!!! ( Her voice turns cold) Or I'll hunt you down.
Duo: He won't. He's too stupid. In other words he can't.
Puo: Too stupid?! I can do anything I want to do! Take this! He takes out a plush Digimon. Patamon to be exact. He snaps. Nothing happens. He claps. Nothing happens. He claps and snaps. Nothing happens. Oooh . . . Damn you , Patamon! He stomps his foot. The plush Patamon turns real! Duo brings out a Pikachu from Pokemon.
Duo: Uh . . . . What's the password? . . . . . Oh yah! Digimon bites! Pikachu turns real.
Heero: What kind of battle is this?
Puo: We've been waiting to do this battle for years, now. We're arch rivals. We're going to settle this battle by making our umm . . . Digimon slash Pokemon fight. Whoever loses shall go away forever. Bwa, ha, ha!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Noooo! Duo! You must win!
Duo: Don't worry. I've been training my Pikachu and besides if I get sent away you can always bring me back with your powers!
Puo: You can't do that! That's cheating!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yes, I can! Ha, ha, ha!
Puo: Oh, yah well, . . . I know somebody who knows curses that can make Duo go away! I know that she knows knowiful curses! How do I know that she knows know curses? Because, she once put a knowing curse on me that made me know Knower the knowiful knowier. She wanted me to know him so I could know that she could do curses, knowiful curses. Well, it worked and now I know knowi knower knowiful curses. Now I know everything I'm supposed know!!!
Duo: *blink* *blink*
Relena: What? You - what?!
Quatre: Umm . . . .
Heero: Can you repeat that?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Uh.
Puo: What it's true! Come on, let's fight!
Duo: Uh_O_K. Uh! I mean yah! Your going down!
Quatre: You guys shouldn't fight.
Puo: WE CAN FIGHT IF WE WANT TO!!! WAH, HA, HA!
Quatre: *whimper*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey! That's mean! She snaps. Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: Hey- Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: You- Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: Quit- Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: That- Puo disappears. Puo reappears. Wahhhhhh! Your so annoying! Puo disappears. Puo reappears. He starts to run towards Greatandpowerfulperson. QUIT- Puo disappears. Puo reappears. I'm going to strangle- Puo disappears. Puo reappears. you!
Greatandpowerfulperson: You can't do that! But I can do this! She claps and Puo's wearing a dress.
Puo: Wuh?! Ahhhh!
Wufei and Duo: Now you know what it feels like!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ha, ha, ha!
Puo: Ahhhhhh! I'm still going to strangle you! But first I need to get this stupid thing off of me! He claps. Nothing happens. He snaps. Nothing happens. He stomps his foot nothing happens. Ugh! He punches Duo. Nothing happens. He punches Wufei. Nothing happens. Hey, uh . . . Maybe I should do it a few more times. You know get it going. . . . He punches Wufei a couple more times.
Wufei: Oh! Ouch! Quit!
Everybody: Yay!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Your pitiful, Puo. Why don't you try punching yourself?
Puo: Considers that. He punches himself. Ouch! A fish rolls down Relena's skirt. He punches himself again. Oww! A cat pops out of Duo's hair.
Duo: Hey! Where'd this come from? Oh yah! Get back in there! He shoves the cat back in his hair.
Heero: Makes you think, doesn't it?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hmm . . . . . She starts to think.
Puo: Oh I give up! Now I'm going to strangle you! Finally. He starts to choke Greatandpowerfulperson.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo, *gasp* help! She trys to act helpless.
Duo: But I already saved you.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, save me again! *gasp*
Duo: You can save yourself!
Greatandpowerfulperson: No I can't! *gasp* No I can't!
Duo: Yes, you can. You have powers!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh fine! Suddenly Puo is in a tree. She slaps Duo.
Duo: Ouch! What was that for? He rubs his face.
Greatandpowerfulperson: That was for not saving me. Hmph!
Pikachu: Pika pi.
Duo: That's right! Puo! We must do this battle!
Puo: I'm not fighting until you take this dress off of me!
Duo: Greatandpowerfulperson?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Aww. Wait! Just a minute! She takes out a camera. Say cheese, Puo!
Puo: What?! She takes a picture of him. Ahhhhhhh! You-
Greatandpowerfulperson: Here, Duo, you can have it! For a souvenir.
Duo: Heh, heh, heh . . . . Cool. Suddenly Puo is put in his normal clothes again, a red priest suit.
Puo: Oh whatever! Let's get this over with!
Duo: Oh, OK. He puts Pikachu down. Puo puts Patamon down. Patamon walks over to Duo and sniffs his shoe. Hey, it's pretty cute- Patamon sinks it's teeth into it. Yeeeeeoooooowwww! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! Get it off! Get it off of my foot! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Greatandpowerfulperson: She giggles.
Puo: Now, now, Patamon. He shakes his finger at it. It's teeth is still sunk in Duo's shoe. Just because he's a stupid person doesn't mean you need to bite him. Well, actually it does but-
Duo: Just shut up and get this thing off of me!!!
Puo: OK, OK. Patamon? Patamon looks at him. Stop. Patamon starts to eat Duo's shoe.
Duo: Oh come on! These are new shoes!
Wufei: Really?
Duo: No.
Puo: Uh. Patamon? He points at Duo. What are you doing? Patamon starts to nibble on Duo's foot. Patamon! Quit! He sweatdrops.
Duo: That kind of tickles. Wait - now it doesn't! Oww!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Something that cute can't be vicious. She bends down and picks it up.
Duo: No! Don't! It'll bite you! He snatches Patamon away from her and it bites his finger. Owwwwwwww!
Puo: This is funny. He gives Patamon a thumbs up.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh come on! Hand it over, Duo. I want to play with it now.
Puo: It's not a toy. It's a Digimon.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yah, but it sooo cute!
Duo: If you want to get bitten, then take it. He tosses Patamon over to Greatandpowerfulperson and she catches it.
Puo: Hey, don't toss it!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yay! Awww. It's so cute! She pets Patamon. See! He didn't bite me! Talking to Patamon: Yah, Duo's evil, isn't he? Relena walks over and pets Patamon, too.
Relena: Awww. Look at her little wings. She hugs Patamon.
Puo: It's male! Give me it back! He holds out his hand.
Greatandpowerfulperson: She shakes his hand. How do you do?
Puo: Ahhhhhhh! Shut up and give me back Patamon! He trys to take it from Greatandpowerfulperson.
Greatandpowerfulperson: No way! If you like Patamons sooo much why don't you try being one?
Puo: What- Greatandpowerfulperson snaps and Puo turns into a Patamon with a blond braid.
Relena: Wow! Even cuter! She picks Puo up.
Puo: Talking in very annoying and extremely high pitched voice. Quit! Stop petting me! Stop!
Heero: Hey! Over here, Relena! Relena tosses Puo over to Heero. Heero tosses him over to Quatre, who's asleep. It bounces off his head and falls on the floor.
Quatre: Huh? What? Hey, that Patamon looks familiar. . . .
Puo: It's me, Puo, you dummy!
Quatre: Puo? That's wierd. Well, you deserve it.
Puo: What do you mean?
Quatre: You we're fighting, and fighting is bad.
Wufei: I thought I'd never say this in my life, but toss Puo over here!
Quatre: OK! Quatre tosses Puo over to Wufei. Wufei misses.
Duo: Ha, ha!
Wufei: What? It's called a mistake. Something you do everyday.
Duo: Ooh, pretty words, Wufei. Wufei throws Puo at Duo and it hits him in the stomach. Ooof!
Puo: Ouch! Stop throwing me around!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey, I'm pretty bored, guys. Do you want to go somewhere?
Relena: I've been bored since the start. Of course we want to go somewhere!
Greatandpowerfulperson: OK, but where? Everybody, but Puo, who's rubbing his head, starts to think.
Quatre: Uh, maybe we should go to Wisconsin Dells!
Heero: No, something with rides. Roller coasters. Fast ones. Scary ones. He gets an evil look on his face and says this very fast. Ones that make you barf till you can't barf anymore! Bwa ha ha!
Quatre: Your scaring me. *whimper*
Relena: Right, it has to have roller coasters, but also some rides that aren't that scary.
Duo: That sounds good, but which theme park is like that?
Greatandpowerfulperson: I know! Six flags, Great America! *It's the family theme park. Call 1-800-SIX-FLAG for more information.*
Hiya! So what do you think? Good? Bad? Please review!!!! ^_^
Hope you like this fic! I wrote it . . . yah me, Kara-chan
Name: Unknown
Nickname: Puo
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Height:
Weight: 95 pounds
Eye color: Blue
Part 3
Greatandpowerfulperson: Huh? *sniff* How did *sniff* you get here? Who the? Stops crying and looks up at the newcomer.
Mysterious boy: Name's Puo. How ya' doing, peeps? Where's Duo? Starts to search behind some flowers.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Uh . . . . How did you get here?
Puo: I have powers that can transport myself to places. Cool isn't it?
Wufei: Now there's two of them? I can't take this!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Go away.
Puo: I'll go away once I find Duo.
Greatandpowerfulperson: He's not here so . . . . go away! She snaps and Puo disappears. All of a sudden he reappears.
Puo: So, you have powers, too. What a coincidence. He eyes her strangely. Bring Duo here.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Why should I? Hmm?
Puo: Fine. If you won't I will. He snaps. Nothing happens. He claps. Nothing happens. He claps and snaps. Nothing happens. Heh, heh. I've been having trouble on those kind of things lately. . . . . . Umm . . . . Please?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Why? What are you going to do to him?
Puo: Nothing. Nothing at all. I just want to talk to him.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, OK then. Duo appears.
Duo: Huh? Wuh? Oh I'm here again. What do you want - Huh?! Why is Puo here?! The stupidest being I've ever met!!!
Puo: Who are you calling stupid? Your the one with the girlish braid.
Relena: *cough* *cough* *point* *point*. She points to Puo's braid.
Puo: Well, . . . . That's different! He hugs his braid.
Relena: She cocks an eyebrow.
Duo: Greatandpowerfulperson, have you gone insane?! Why did you bring him here?!
Greatandpowerfulperson: What?! I didn't! He invited himself here. I don't even know him. He has powers, too.
Duo: I know that. Grr . . .
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, Duo, ( In a sweet voice.) please send him away! He's weird. She clings on to Duo's arm.
Duo: I can't! Your the one with the powers.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh, yah. Tee, hee! She lets go of Duo's arm.
Puo: Duo, your a weakling! You don't have powers and I do! Ha, ha, ha!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey! Don't you insult my Duo! She hits Puo.
Puo: Hey! Quit!
Greatandpowerfulperson: She hugs Duo's arm.
Duo: He trys to shake her off.
Puo: Well, any ways, Duo, I believe I came here for a reason.
Duo: Right. He shakes Greatandpowerfulperson off of him.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hm? What reason? Don't kill Duo!!! ( Her voice turns cold) Or I'll hunt you down.
Duo: He won't. He's too stupid. In other words he can't.
Puo: Too stupid?! I can do anything I want to do! Take this! He takes out a plush Digimon. Patamon to be exact. He snaps. Nothing happens. He claps. Nothing happens. He claps and snaps. Nothing happens. Oooh . . . Damn you , Patamon! He stomps his foot. The plush Patamon turns real! Duo brings out a Pikachu from Pokemon.
Duo: Uh . . . . What's the password? . . . . . Oh yah! Digimon bites! Pikachu turns real.
Heero: What kind of battle is this?
Puo: We've been waiting to do this battle for years, now. We're arch rivals. We're going to settle this battle by making our umm . . . Digimon slash Pokemon fight. Whoever loses shall go away forever. Bwa, ha, ha!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Noooo! Duo! You must win!
Duo: Don't worry. I've been training my Pikachu and besides if I get sent away you can always bring me back with your powers!
Puo: You can't do that! That's cheating!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yes, I can! Ha, ha, ha!
Puo: Oh, yah well, . . . I know somebody who knows curses that can make Duo go away! I know that she knows knowiful curses! How do I know that she knows know curses? Because, she once put a knowing curse on me that made me know Knower the knowiful knowier. She wanted me to know him so I could know that she could do curses, knowiful curses. Well, it worked and now I know knowi knower knowiful curses. Now I know everything I'm supposed know!!!
Duo: *blink* *blink*
Relena: What? You - what?!
Quatre: Umm . . . .
Heero: Can you repeat that?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Uh.
Puo: What it's true! Come on, let's fight!
Duo: Uh_O_K. Uh! I mean yah! Your going down!
Quatre: You guys shouldn't fight.
Puo: WE CAN FIGHT IF WE WANT TO!!! WAH, HA, HA!
Quatre: *whimper*
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey! That's mean! She snaps. Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: Hey- Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: You- Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: Quit- Puo disappears. Puo reappears.
Puo: That- Puo disappears. Puo reappears. Wahhhhhh! Your so annoying! Puo disappears. Puo reappears. He starts to run towards Greatandpowerfulperson. QUIT- Puo disappears. Puo reappears. I'm going to strangle- Puo disappears. Puo reappears. you!
Greatandpowerfulperson: You can't do that! But I can do this! She claps and Puo's wearing a dress.
Puo: Wuh?! Ahhhh!
Wufei and Duo: Now you know what it feels like!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Ha, ha, ha!
Puo: Ahhhhhh! I'm still going to strangle you! But first I need to get this stupid thing off of me! He claps. Nothing happens. He snaps. Nothing happens. He stomps his foot nothing happens. Ugh! He punches Duo. Nothing happens. He punches Wufei. Nothing happens. Hey, uh . . . Maybe I should do it a few more times. You know get it going. . . . He punches Wufei a couple more times.
Wufei: Oh! Ouch! Quit!
Everybody: Yay!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Your pitiful, Puo. Why don't you try punching yourself?
Puo: Considers that. He punches himself. Ouch! A fish rolls down Relena's skirt. He punches himself again. Oww! A cat pops out of Duo's hair.
Duo: Hey! Where'd this come from? Oh yah! Get back in there! He shoves the cat back in his hair.
Heero: Makes you think, doesn't it?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hmm . . . . . She starts to think.
Puo: Oh I give up! Now I'm going to strangle you! Finally. He starts to choke Greatandpowerfulperson.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Duo, *gasp* help! She trys to act helpless.
Duo: But I already saved you.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Well, save me again! *gasp*
Duo: You can save yourself!
Greatandpowerfulperson: No I can't! *gasp* No I can't!
Duo: Yes, you can. You have powers!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh fine! Suddenly Puo is in a tree. She slaps Duo.
Duo: Ouch! What was that for? He rubs his face.
Greatandpowerfulperson: That was for not saving me. Hmph!
Pikachu: Pika pi.
Duo: That's right! Puo! We must do this battle!
Puo: I'm not fighting until you take this dress off of me!
Duo: Greatandpowerfulperson?
Greatandpowerfulperson: Aww. Wait! Just a minute! She takes out a camera. Say cheese, Puo!
Puo: What?! She takes a picture of him. Ahhhhhhh! You-
Greatandpowerfulperson: Here, Duo, you can have it! For a souvenir.
Duo: Heh, heh, heh . . . . Cool. Suddenly Puo is put in his normal clothes again, a red priest suit.
Puo: Oh whatever! Let's get this over with!
Duo: Oh, OK. He puts Pikachu down. Puo puts Patamon down. Patamon walks over to Duo and sniffs his shoe. Hey, it's pretty cute- Patamon sinks it's teeth into it. Yeeeeeoooooowwww! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! Get it off! Get it off of my foot! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Greatandpowerfulperson: She giggles.
Puo: Now, now, Patamon. He shakes his finger at it. It's teeth is still sunk in Duo's shoe. Just because he's a stupid person doesn't mean you need to bite him. Well, actually it does but-
Duo: Just shut up and get this thing off of me!!!
Puo: OK, OK. Patamon? Patamon looks at him. Stop. Patamon starts to eat Duo's shoe.
Duo: Oh come on! These are new shoes!
Wufei: Really?
Duo: No.
Puo: Uh. Patamon? He points at Duo. What are you doing? Patamon starts to nibble on Duo's foot. Patamon! Quit! He sweatdrops.
Duo: That kind of tickles. Wait - now it doesn't! Oww!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Something that cute can't be vicious. She bends down and picks it up.
Duo: No! Don't! It'll bite you! He snatches Patamon away from her and it bites his finger. Owwwwwwww!
Puo: This is funny. He gives Patamon a thumbs up.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Oh come on! Hand it over, Duo. I want to play with it now.
Puo: It's not a toy. It's a Digimon.
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yah, but it sooo cute!
Duo: If you want to get bitten, then take it. He tosses Patamon over to Greatandpowerfulperson and she catches it.
Puo: Hey, don't toss it!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Yay! Awww. It's so cute! She pets Patamon. See! He didn't bite me! Talking to Patamon: Yah, Duo's evil, isn't he? Relena walks over and pets Patamon, too.
Relena: Awww. Look at her little wings. She hugs Patamon.
Puo: It's male! Give me it back! He holds out his hand.
Greatandpowerfulperson: She shakes his hand. How do you do?
Puo: Ahhhhhhh! Shut up and give me back Patamon! He trys to take it from Greatandpowerfulperson.
Greatandpowerfulperson: No way! If you like Patamons sooo much why don't you try being one?
Puo: What- Greatandpowerfulperson snaps and Puo turns into a Patamon with a blond braid.
Relena: Wow! Even cuter! She picks Puo up.
Puo: Talking in very annoying and extremely high pitched voice. Quit! Stop petting me! Stop!
Heero: Hey! Over here, Relena! Relena tosses Puo over to Heero. Heero tosses him over to Quatre, who's asleep. It bounces off his head and falls on the floor.
Quatre: Huh? What? Hey, that Patamon looks familiar. . . .
Puo: It's me, Puo, you dummy!
Quatre: Puo? That's wierd. Well, you deserve it.
Puo: What do you mean?
Quatre: You we're fighting, and fighting is bad.
Wufei: I thought I'd never say this in my life, but toss Puo over here!
Quatre: OK! Quatre tosses Puo over to Wufei. Wufei misses.
Duo: Ha, ha!
Wufei: What? It's called a mistake. Something you do everyday.
Duo: Ooh, pretty words, Wufei. Wufei throws Puo at Duo and it hits him in the stomach. Ooof!
Puo: Ouch! Stop throwing me around!
Greatandpowerfulperson: Hey, I'm pretty bored, guys. Do you want to go somewhere?
Relena: I've been bored since the start. Of course we want to go somewhere!
Greatandpowerfulperson: OK, but where? Everybody, but Puo, who's rubbing his head, starts to think.
Quatre: Uh, maybe we should go to Wisconsin Dells!
Heero: No, something with rides. Roller coasters. Fast ones. Scary ones. He gets an evil look on his face and says this very fast. Ones that make you barf till you can't barf anymore! Bwa ha ha!
Quatre: Your scaring me. *whimper*
Relena: Right, it has to have roller coasters, but also some rides that aren't that scary.
Duo: That sounds good, but which theme park is like that?
Greatandpowerfulperson: I know! Six flags, Great America! *It's the family theme park. Call 1-800-SIX-FLAG for more information.*
Hiya! So what do you think? Good? Bad? Please review!!!! ^_^