Note: THANK YOU ALL SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY *five minutes later* VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH!!!! I finally have two pages of reviews! So, in honor of this occasion, I'm gonna list all your names out!
-practikalmagik
-Yoda
-Auron-Mujan
-Cat
-hallow SHADOWS
-Jojo-The talking Chocobo
-The Flower Girl
-steven
-the reaper
-Sephiroth1Ripley8
-The Highwaywoman
-The-Wise-Toad (who seems to like the "s" word a lot...just had to put that in ^_^')
SO THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY *five minutes later* VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR REVIEWS!!!!!
By the way, a lot of you seem to want Seifer in here. I know you asked for others, but in truth I have no idea what these things are (I only got the PS2 last Christmas, and I played ff 7 and 8 on the computer,) So I'll just improvise, 'kay?
Match Within Its Own
Jack: ALRIGHT! Since I get to keep my job from being laid off for a week, I'M BACK!!!!
Ansem: Woo-pee...
Jack *rolling up sleeve*: Say it like you mean it...
Ansem *seeing threatening gaze and grinning broadly as to not get beaten up*: WOO-PEE!!!!
Jack *cracking knuckles*: That's what I thought... *turning back to camera and smiling brightly* Okay, our next match is within its own game, ff 7. This time we have Seifer Almasy and Squall Leonheart. Don't ask why, we just do. Now, Let the fight begin!
Squall:...
Seifer: Sup, chicken wuss?
Squall: I thought that was Zell's nickname...
Zell *yelling in the stadium*: (Beep) you, you (beeep beep) (Beep) Seifer!
Seifer: Right... *looking over to Jack* Are you sure this is PG?
Jack *shrugging*: That's what it says, don't it?
Seifer: Can't they figure it out though?
Jack *with eyes narrow*: Are you questioning my word?
Seifer *grinning*: Yeah, and what you gonna do about it, girly girl?
Jack: I am NOT a preppy girly girl cheerleader!!!!
Seifer *blinking*: Never said you were...
Jack: BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT!!!!! THAT'S IT! *grabs Almighty Frying Pan* NO ONE calls me a cheerleader and get away with it!!!!
Squall: Uh...
Jack *getting three hundred times taller and looming over him, shouting* BACK IT UP!!!!!!! *turns back to normal size, Squall fallen over in fear and still looking up from where she was*
Seifer: ....
Jack: YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!
Seifer: *runs out of the stadium screaming like a little girl*
Jack *calling down, then starts cracking up*: ALRIGHTY! *goes back to sit in her chair. Looks up to Ansem who sudden falls out of his chair when she does* What?
Ansem: *points to Frying Pan.*
Jack: Oh right, silly me. *throws pan into stadium, hitting Ultimacia in the head*
Ultimacia *wrapped in full body bandages and hook up to a Heart Monitor*: OWWW!!!! Muffle muffle (beep)
Jenova: ROAR!!!!
Ultimacia *taking Frying Pan and waking her over the head*: HAHA!! muffle muffle!
Jenova *turns into stage two*: ROAAARRR!!!!
Ultimacia: (BEEEP BEEEEEPP!!!!) *eaten again*
Jack: Next match up is Auron vs Anonymous fangirl!
Auron: Huh?
Fangirl: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!
Jack: Okay...let the fight begin.
Auron: ....
Fangirl: AURON!!!! *takes him, tying his hands and feet and covering his mouth with a bandana* HAHAHA!!!!! NOW YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!!
Auron: MUFFLE MUFFLE MUFFLE
Fangirl *takes masamune, coat, boots, socks, armor, the COOL LOOKIN' SUNGLASSES, and anything else besides for his undies...heheh, funny word.*
Fangirl *walking over to Jack and giver her the COOL LOOKIN' SUNGLASSES*: Now here's my end of the bargain!
Auron *getting free of the cloth around his mouth*: WHAT?? YOU SET THIS UP?! GAAAHHH!!!!
Jack: Hey wait these are...*looks down at feet, shutting her eyes and taking them off* X-RAY VISION SUNGLASSES!!!!!
Everyone: *Gasps*
Yuna: *faints*
Lulu: *shouting out of the silence* PERV!!!
Auron: I SWEAR! Some kid just slip my those this morning!
Kid who has been annoying through all the other chapters: *shifting eyes suspiciously*
Fangirl: Really? Let me see! *takes them, puts them on, and looks at Auron* Oh, yep, whaddaya know? *shurgs* Oh well. Now to sell this stuff on E-Bay!!! *walks out of the stadium*
Jack: Err....Let's just end this now before anything else happens....Please review and suggest what should be done next...
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BTW, the Fangirl was an ideal brought up by Auron-Mujan, because after that "Auron Teaches Geometry" it brought a whole new way of getting through that EVIL class, so I just put it in...And besides, Auron is cute for begin in his thirty's...