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Jack *humming to CD player*: he was a dadada she said dadadadada...

Ansem *loudly*: Ahem....

Jack *beginning to hum loudly*: I'll be at dadada singin' the song we wrote about dadadadaDAAAAAA!!!!!!

Ansem *about choking it out of his throat: AHEM!!!!

Jack *Turns to him, taking off headphone*: Yeah?

Ansem: We DO have another MATCH, you know.

Jack *throwing CD player aside and looks to camera*: Oh right, I'm still getting paid. Anyway, our next match is again the animals in the stadium.

Irvine: But I'm not an animal.

Jack: Well, whatever, we just had to name this match something.

Irvine: *nods head*

Jack: ALRIGHTY!!!! Let the match begin! DING!

Ansem: What was with the ding?

Jack *shrugging*: Dunno, just felt like it.

Kimari: Kimari crush insignificant opponents.

Nanaki (hereby known as Red 13): I think not.

Irvine: WHOA! Talking cats! Dude!

Red 13 *shaking head in pity*: What do you say of beating him up first?

Kimari: Kimari can agree to that.

*Both Red 13 and Kimari gang up on Irvine, brutally mauling him. By the loss of blood and a severed limb, he's knocked unconscious, taken out of the arena by the medics*

Kimari: Now as for you! *turns around, Red 13's tail getting in the way and setting the rope around his waste on fire, spreading to his wings and all over. Suddenly he bursts into flames, running around like a maniac* AH!!! Kimari on fire!!!! SOMEONE PUT FIRE OUT!!!!!!

*Somehow a bucket of water falls on him, Kimari falling to the floor and twitching as the medics take his unconscious, burnt-to-a-crisp body out of the arena*

Jack: Yea! Red 13 won! And I new he would 'cuz he's the best kitty-cat in the world, yes he is!

Red 13: *sweatdrop, shaking head and walking away.*

Kid: *starts cracking up*

Jack: *glares up into stadium and finds them in an instant. Using a transporter beam (don't ask how) she warps up there and stand before their and the Other Guy.* You just gotta ask yourself one question...'I'm I funny?' Well, are ya, PUNK?

Kid: Um...I guess...

Jack: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SAY!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SCREAM IN FEAR!!!!!!!

Kid: Oh, right...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *tries to run away when she puts a bind around them*

Jack: Not so fast! *reaches forward and takes off hoods* I should've known. *takes off other hood revealing Tidus and Rikku* YOU....

Tidus: AH!!!! RUN!!!!!! *grabs Rikku away before Jack hits her with Almighty Frying Pan.*

Ansem: Um...guess that explains some things....Please review and suggest what we should do next...uh...is that it?

Camera Guy: *Nods, camera shutting off*