Note: This is gonna be one of the most violent chapters, just because I remember what a pain in the arsh he was. I would have Yuffie too, but it seems mostly everyone likes her, so just stick to the stuffed cat thing. (BTW, no cats were hurt in the making of this fic)
CAITSITH MUST DIE!!!!
Jack: You know what? We have been neglecting some people from games. That's why this one is dedicated to those who I haven't mentioned yet. And the only one is...Caitsith of FF 7. Let's give him a round of applause.
*grumbles from the crowd, absolutely no applause. Jack raises an eyebrow, wondering why, as Caitsith shakes hands in air like the dumb(beep) he is.*
Jack: Hey, what's up with this?
Ansem: Uh, Jack, you haven't played that game in a while have you?
Jack *shaking head*: No, I haven't actually. What happened again?
Ansem: *leans over and whispers it into her ear.*
Jack: *suddenly becomes enraged and grows three-hundred times taller* WHAT?!?!?! NOW I REMEMBER YOU!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!
Sephiroth *suddenly emerging from the shadows*: Yes?
Jack: How much do I need to pay you to get rid of this guy?!?!?!?!
Sephiroth: Who?
Jack: CAITSITH!!!!
Sephiroth *cracking knuckles*: I'll do it for free...*takes out masamune*
Caitsith: *gulps*
Sephritoh: *slashes stuffed bottom body. But suddenly masamune is ripped from his hands, being absorbed into Caitsiths body*
Caitsith: HAHAHA!!!! I got your masamune!!!
Sephiroth *glaring with menacing death gaze*: Your dead meat cat... *reached up and grabs cat on top by the throat. He pull the cat by its tail until it's five feet in length, letting it snap like a rubber band and sending him up through the stadium ceiling. He turned back to the unanimated body and punches a hole into it, reaching in his arm and trying to get it out. But his hand reaches as far as his shoulder, until finally he gets the hand and pulls it out. He soon summons a fire spell and the thing bursts into flames. He sheathes masamune and walks through it, slowly walking away*
Jack: Hmm...doesn't that look familiar...Anyway, sorry this was so short, but what else can you do but give Caitsith a short segment, ay? Please review and suggest what we should do next!
