Catfight!
Jack: And the match you've all been waiting for!
Ansem: The ending?
Jack: NO! What MOST of you've been waiting for, anyway! Tifa vs Aeris! *big applause from crowd* Who will lose? Who will win the affection of Cloud?
Tifa: ME!
Aeris: No, MEEE!!
Jack: Uh, that was a rhetorical question...Anyway, let's get this thing started!
Tifa: You're goin' down!
Aeris: I think not! For it is YOU who are...is...GOING TO LOSE!
Tifa: Yeah, that's it, always gotta be miss perfect!
Aeris *smiling*: And it is you who has to be so politically incorrect!
Tifa *confused*: Huh?
Aeris: And with such a small, feeble mind, how could you possible understand my speech! You probably didn't even get the meaning of the GAME!!!
Tifa: Oh yeah, well you DIED after the first half so you shouldn't be talking!
Aeris: You only got a part because of your chest.
Crowd: Ohh, burn!
Tifa: SHU'UP!!!!!
Cloud: Sheesh, this will never end!
Rinoa: Aren't you tired of this bickering?
Cloud: Yes, yes I am...
Rinoa *smirking deviously*: Well you wanna come with me?
Cloud *backing away in his seat*: uh....
Rinoa *leaning forward to get close*: Oh c'mon, you said you'd had it will all this fighting. It'll be fun.
Jack *yelling in microphone*: SLUT!
Tifa *looking up along with Aeris, and seeing Cloud mouth the words 'Help' to them*: Grrr....
Aeris *glaring and rolling up her sleeves*: Why that little...Say Tifa, what do you say putting this aside for a moment to teach that girl a lesson, hmm?
Tifa: For once, I can agree.
*Tifa and Aeris charge the stands, running up and Rinoa cowering away in fear as Tifa unleashes Slots and Aeris casts Meteor. Censor Moogle comes in and blocks the horrific image, and afterward there's nothing left of the seat but a creator. Tifa and Aeris shake hands, Cloud sighing in relief.*
Cloud: Thanks-
Aeris and Tifa *turning dark with a death gaze*: THANKS FOR NOTHING! YOU COULDA SHAKEN HER AWAY BUT NOOOOO!!!! WE'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!!! *They suddenly grab Cloud by his arms and drag him out, leaving the stadium to stunned silence*
Jack: o...kay...Well, thanks for the suggestion and again, suggest what should be done next!
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A/N FINALLY! Back into my usual mode! Thanks for suggestions and please suggest again a review!