STUFF!!!!...No Seriously...
Jack: Blah blah blah...I've been saying the same thing for what, fifteen chapters? You fill it in if ya want.
Riku *staring*: Why are you so grouchy?
Jack: I AM NOT GROUCHY, YOU PATHETIC WORM!
Everyone: *stares*
Jack: What?
Riku: ....
Jack: I haven't had my coffee yet today...
Riku: Ohhh...that explains it. *shouts over to coffee and donuts guys* HEY, you heard her!
Coffee guy *suddenly appearing with coffee*: Here you are. That'll be two fifty.
Jack: *takes coffee and snarls, coffee guy backing away*
Coffee guy: Uh...never mind...*runs away in horror*
Jack*eyes widening when she takes sip, as if high on catnip. Begins to laugh*: Ha! You said grouchy!
Riku: Whew, back to normal. Alright, now we can get on to the match. This one will be Cloud from ff7 vs Tidus from ff10...and this will only end in tragedy folks...
Crowd: *cheers*
Jack: heheh...spork is a funny word!
Riku: *shakes head in pity* Okay, let's get this fight on!
Tidus: *waving hands in the air*
Cloud *slapping forehead*: You are probably the stupidest main character in any game...
Tidus: Oh, we have to start dissing each other now?
Cloud: No, but it's only the truth.
Tidus: ....
Cloud *getting out buster sword*: Let's just get this over with...
Tidus *taking out that water sword thingy*: Right!
Cloud: What the...? What is that suppose to be?
Tidus: A sword!
Cloud: Good lord...They only made them worse as they went on, didn't they?
Tidus: Whaddaya mean?
Cloud *reaching out Buster Sword and just tapping Tidus's lightly. It shatters in Tidus's hand*: See?
Tidus: Yes...I see...
Wakka: NO! He destroyed my broda's sword, ya!
Rikku: SHUT UP! *whacks him over the had with the Almighty Frying Pan she bought out in the lobby, making him go unconscious.*
Tidus: Anyway...
Cloud: How did you ever get that part anyway?
Tidus: They said I looked cute!
Cloud: Good grief...
Tidus: I can take you out anyway! I don't need a sword, 'cuz I got, *a close up to his face* MAGIC!
Cloud: Uh-huh, like what?
Tidus: Something vile, something obscene...
Cloud: Just do it already moron!
Tidus:...WATERGA!
*small spout of water comes out of ground, splashing Cloud in the face and getting part of his hair wet. He just stares, Tidus grinning and rubbing the back of his head.*
Tidus: I guess I gotta work on that...
Cloud: See? Useless. Absolutely useless. You didn't even have a role in it.
Tidus: I had a part! I had to defeat Sin!
Cloud: No, the girl did. You father was just the one who was part Sin, and that was supposedly easy to beat after leveling up.
Tidus: At least I wasn't a schizophrenic!
Cloud: Wow, your first big word...
Tidus: Shut up!
Cloud: Make me! What are you going to do, fire that stupid attack again?
Tidus *frustrated*: Stop making fun of me!
Cloud: Boo-hoo, you wuss. *charges up magic attack* Let me show you how it's done! *summons meteor, releasing it on Tidus. Afterward there's nothing but a crater*
Yuna: NO! My poor Tidy-Whitey!
Everyone: *Starts cracking up*
Yuna: What?
Jack: Do you know what that means?
Yuna: *shakes head*
Jack: Underwear...you just called him underwear!!! *falls out of chair laughing hysterically*
Yuna: Well whatever...*runs down, closing eyes and falls asleep, Tidus suddenly forming again. Jumps up, hugging him* There's my Tidy-Whitey!
Riku: Shut up with that!!! I'm gonna die of laughter!
Cloud:....Oh yes, you're a dream...Forgot about that...
Tidus: HAHA! This means I can die forever and be able to soon destroy you!
Cloud: And never be able to shut up...
Tidus: Yuna, Summon Anima!
Yuna: Sure thing, Tidy-Whitey! *begins to summon when suddenly a poke'mon is summon* NOT YOU, PSYDUCK!!!!
Tidus:....
Cloud: Since when does anyone use poke'mon?
Jack: Stuff...
Riku: That's just odd...AND THIS FANFIC DOESN'T OWN POKE'MON NOR WANTS TO!
Cloud: Uh...I guess, to make this fair, I'll summon something like it...KNIGHTS OF THE REALM!
Tidus: That's not a summon!
Cloud: Yeah it is, there's just thirteen of them...Anyway, DIE!
*knights absolutely mauls psyduck, sending him back in an overkill... overoveroveroveroveroveroveroveroverkill. Yuna screams, running out. But oddly enough, Tidus sounds the same, everything going quiet.*
Jack: Where the heck did that poke'man come from?
Riku: Who knows.
Jack: Well I wanna know!
Riku: Whatever...
Jack: I DO WANNA KNOW THOUGH!
Riku: WELL I DON'T KNOW!...Anyways, Thank you-
Jack *grabbing microphone away*: THAT'S MY LINE!!!! Ahem, thank you for reading this chapter of Final Deathmatch and please suggest what we should do next, (or if we should finally end this thing...)