Note: THANKS for all the reviews, and this shall be the last chapter! (after SOOO many chapter, THANK YOU! You don't know who much this burned out my eyes!) But I took your suggestions, and this shall be a free-for-all! And for the last disclaimer, I don't own the Matrix Mode...darn it...
THE END IS NEAR! (only ten more shopping days left...)
Jack: OH THANK YOU, REVIEWS!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!
Author *puts duct tape over Jack's mouth*: Anyway...
Riku: Right...Well, this will be our last match! It's going to be ALL of the final fantasy's Free-for-All!
Jack: muffle muffle! *translation* YEA!
*Everyone suddenly comes out, charging the area and beginning to duke it out*
Seifer: Your mine, chicken wuss! *runs after Zell*
Vivi: Oh dear!
Zell: GAH! SHUT UP!
Aeris: That wasn't very nice!
Tifa: Once and for all we'll see who gets Cloud!
Aeris *pulling out staff*: Bring it on!
Squall *getting tackled by Rinoa*: ....
Cloud: You know, you really should say something.
Squall: You're right *pulls her off, shrugging* Rinoa, you really are a whoe.
Rinoa: *Starts balling, running out of the arena*
Squall: Yes! I finally said it! Go me!
Sephiroth: Now you die, Cloud Strife!
Cloud: Yes, well, you said that before...
Sephiroth: So what?! I still got my threats!
Auron: Mama's boy!
Sephiroth: Weakling! At least I didn't die by a stupid slut!
Auron: You know what, you have a point there...
Sephiroth: Of course I do!
Auron: But I'll send you for bringing it up!
Sephiroth *shaking head*: Oye...You people...
Yeven: I'll kick your (beep) for killing me, Sephiroth!
Auron: *smashes Yeven*
Sephiroth: At least you have some sense.
Lulu*smacks Auron over the head with another Almighty Frying pan*: That's for those sunglasses, Perv!
Sephiroth:....(Beep) it, I wanted to kick his sorry (beep).
Lulu: Yes, well, You didn't have him staring at your chest 24/7 through the game...
Sephiroth:...Okay, that's just wrong.
Lulu: Tell me about it. Say want to go get some coffee?
Sephiroth: I'm not quite sure *turns to Jenova, who eats Ultimacia once more.* What do you say mother?
Jenova *nods*: ROAR.
Sephiroth: Mother approves of you, oddly enough, so...sure, why not?
*Lulu steps on Auron and walks out with Sephiroth and Jenova*
Jack: Dude...that's not FAIR!
Selphie *escaping grasp of medics*: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ME DESTROY! BLOW UP THINGS! ZAP ZAP!!!
Rikku *hitting her over the head*: HA! NOW ME CAN BE THE HIPPER ONE!
Wakka: Finally back to the norm, ya?
Rikku: STOP SAYING YA!!!! *hits him over the head too*
Vincent: *stands back from it all, drinking down and lounging back in the stands for this all to end*: Don't mind me, I'm just minding my own business.
Vivi: Oh dear, oh DEAR!
Zell: Seifer, for once, I have to ask you one small favor.
Seifer: Kill...small...floating...dude...
Zell: Yeah, how could you tell?
Seifer *lunging forward with gunblade*: DIE, SMALL FLOATING DUDE!
Vivi*dodges, Seifer falling forward and into the stands*
*Vincent's drink spills over onto him, Vincent's eyes narrowing. Everything goes into Matrix mode, Vincent pulling out automatic and aiming it. In slow motion, several bullets firing, diving into Vivi and leaving him floating in the air with a giant hole."
Vivi: Oh...dear...*falls to the ground*
Vincent *putting gun away and sitting back down, another drink suddenly appearing out of no where*: My business is done here.
Tidus: Not this again.
Cloud: Not you again!
Tidus: YUNA!
Yuna: Yes Tidy-*cut off by Tidus putting hand over her mouth*
Tidus: Enough of that! Anyway, destroy him.
Yuna: NO!
Tidus: Why not?
Yuna: You're a jerk! You won't even let me call you Tidy-Whitey anymore!
Everyone: *starts cracking up*
Tidus: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!
Yuna: So what? I don't like you anymore! WAAA!!! *runs out crying*
Tidus: Aw, come back Yuna! I didn't mean it! Come on! *runs out after her*
Cloud: I'm just glad this is the last chapter!
Jack *ripping off tape*: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! ENOUGH! That's the last straw!
Selphie: Me.. Blow up things...YEA! *pulls self-destruct leaver on stadium*
*Up in space, a bright yellow light is seen from the planet earth, a crater now of the island the stadium was on. And yes, it's an island. This is the last chapter of this fic, and I'll make it the way I want!*
Jack *Standing out of ash with everyone else*:....
Author: Told you no one died in this fic...literally.
Riku: Alrighty...
Jack: This thing went out with a bang...
Vincent *seeing his drink spilled over again*: Not funny...
Jack: Well, that concludes Final Deathmatch...Thanks for all the reviews!
Riku: And until next ti-
Jack *covering his mouth with duct tape*: SHH!!! Don't give her any ideas! THANK YOU for the REVIEWS, and that DOES IT for FINAL DEATHMATCH