Hi Y'all!! My family went to the Christmas parade, so I'm updating, because
I didn't want to go to the Christmas parade, because it's too cold and my
sister kept on saying she was going to puke and that would be gross if she
puked at the parade.
Any way, here are my replies to reviews, even if it has taken me a wile, and you can read my excuse on the last page.
Kirsta Nadaime: Exactly! More on the Rudolph thing: We were supposedly reviewing for math exam *shudder* but we decided that we didn't want to, and we wanted to draw on the board, or play cards, or whatever. Well, one of the girls got up and drew a nice picture of Rudolph smiling and saying "Merry Christmas!" and one of the guys decided he had to get in the act. Now the girl can draw, but this guy? No way. He drew a horrible looking reindeer right in front of Rudolph's nose, so that it looked like he was sniffing the other reindeer's butt. They (the artists, not the deer) got into a fight and she drew a deer for him. Well, being the warped people that we are, this is what they wound up looking like. Rudolph (before being abused) was cute and Saying "I love you!" and holding a present in his weak, unmuscle-ly arms. Rudolph (after being abused) had an eyeball and blood on his antlers, blood on his teeth, a head w/o the body in his hoof, had a tattoo of a skull and crossbones on his muscled arms, demon red eyes, and was saying "Bah! Die!!!" We are so warped!!!
blondchick14: Sorry, but here! Your vote is used!
Yugilover13: Yep!! I'll try and use the quote too if you like! Somewhere far away, though, it looks like! Sorry, I didn't mean to give it to you! Grinch, huh? OK!
Saiyan Moon Goddess: Yep, I did insist, and I'll use those!
Dilanda: Yep, he is! OK!
Starkitty: He did!!! And You get what you chant for!
SetoHater-YamiLover: Ooookay. That is a VERY long review/rant. Hey, I LIKE Kaiba, even if it doesn't seem like it, but it will. eventually. Maybe. Maybe not. I'm trying to keep everybody in character (yes, you may all laugh insanely now) so that may not really be possible. Hey, he loves his brother, so he can't be all bad, can he?
Yuugi's a Girl?!
Finally, the Underwear!!!
"Oh," she said quietly, then grinned. "What about these? Do you remember how to use them?" she asked in jest, holding up a sword. She really expected him to say no, since she was the only one she knew of who could, aside from her teachers (Gee, wonder when she learned all this, while she was being abused? If I knew all this and someone abused me, I would use it on them!! Maybe she'd learned when she was little, when her mother was alive, and didn't have any weapons after she died!), and they said she was the only one they'd taught in ten years!!
"Of course!" he quickly replied, picking up another. "En guarde!" They dueled, finally giving up in exhaustion after neither one could beat the other without bleeding them, and they didn't want to hurt the other.
"Sheesh! I'm tired. Let's sit down for a second," Yuya panted. They sit down and rest for about five minutes, then Yuya jumps up. "Okay! Let's go to the next store!"
Yami sighs. "What else do we have to get? Don't we have everything yet? I'm tired!" He whines like a little boy, trying to get out of going to another store.
Yuya blushes. "No, we still have to get one more thing. And no, before you ask, we can't get it here. They don't sell it here. (humor me, I'm pretty sure they don't sell leather underwear.) We're going to. Wal*Mart! The cultural haven of the South! Feel my sarcasm, but things are usually cheaper there."
They walk down the mall to Wal*Mart, and into the man's underwear department. "Okay, We have to buy you underwear. Underwear goes on under your pants." She was interrupted.
"Why do I have to wear them? They will mess up the lines of my pants! I don't want to-"
"I don't care! We have to get them! I don't care if you wear them under your pants or not, but you can wear them under your pajamas at least! Now, you would probably wear a size." she eyes him, "seven. Take these," she piles a load of boxers into his arms, " and go in there " she points to the dressing room "and try them on. The hole goes in front. They're like pants, only they go on underneath. Make sure they're comfortable, then pick out two, and we will just get a couple of packages of plain ones." Yami goes in and tries them on, then comes back out.
"Here, I like these!" he hands her Grinch boxers and a pair of black boxers with little Magicians of Black Chaos on it. "This has my favorite Duel Monster on it! And I don't know what this is, but it reminds me of a Duel Monster too!"
"Okay, and here, take these" she hands him two packages of Hanes underwear "this should be enough. Let's go get you some pajamas." They went to the pajama section, and got some black silk pajamas for Yami. (Yum! Can't you picture this?)
Yuya paid for the clothes, (can someone say, credit card?) and suddenly said, "Are you hungry? I sure am! Let's go to the food court!"
"OK." Yami wondered what a 'food court' was. Well, it's probably somewhere where you can get food, since she said she was hungry. They went to the food court, and she ordered a large pepperoni pizza plus crazy bread from Little Caesar's. They ate the pizza (Yami: "What's pizza?", but he liked it.), and went to wash up. She showed him where the guy's bathroom was, then went in her own. They came out, and Yuya asked, "Would you like dessert? How about some chocolate ice-cream?"
End of chapter
Sorry that was so short, but I couldn't really think of anything good, so there! At least I wrote something!
Any way, here are my replies to reviews, even if it has taken me a wile, and you can read my excuse on the last page.
Kirsta Nadaime: Exactly! More on the Rudolph thing: We were supposedly reviewing for math exam *shudder* but we decided that we didn't want to, and we wanted to draw on the board, or play cards, or whatever. Well, one of the girls got up and drew a nice picture of Rudolph smiling and saying "Merry Christmas!" and one of the guys decided he had to get in the act. Now the girl can draw, but this guy? No way. He drew a horrible looking reindeer right in front of Rudolph's nose, so that it looked like he was sniffing the other reindeer's butt. They (the artists, not the deer) got into a fight and she drew a deer for him. Well, being the warped people that we are, this is what they wound up looking like. Rudolph (before being abused) was cute and Saying "I love you!" and holding a present in his weak, unmuscle-ly arms. Rudolph (after being abused) had an eyeball and blood on his antlers, blood on his teeth, a head w/o the body in his hoof, had a tattoo of a skull and crossbones on his muscled arms, demon red eyes, and was saying "Bah! Die!!!" We are so warped!!!
blondchick14: Sorry, but here! Your vote is used!
Yugilover13: Yep!! I'll try and use the quote too if you like! Somewhere far away, though, it looks like! Sorry, I didn't mean to give it to you! Grinch, huh? OK!
Saiyan Moon Goddess: Yep, I did insist, and I'll use those!
Dilanda: Yep, he is! OK!
Starkitty: He did!!! And You get what you chant for!
SetoHater-YamiLover: Ooookay. That is a VERY long review/rant. Hey, I LIKE Kaiba, even if it doesn't seem like it, but it will. eventually. Maybe. Maybe not. I'm trying to keep everybody in character (yes, you may all laugh insanely now) so that may not really be possible. Hey, he loves his brother, so he can't be all bad, can he?
Yuugi's a Girl?!
Finally, the Underwear!!!
"Oh," she said quietly, then grinned. "What about these? Do you remember how to use them?" she asked in jest, holding up a sword. She really expected him to say no, since she was the only one she knew of who could, aside from her teachers (Gee, wonder when she learned all this, while she was being abused? If I knew all this and someone abused me, I would use it on them!! Maybe she'd learned when she was little, when her mother was alive, and didn't have any weapons after she died!), and they said she was the only one they'd taught in ten years!!
"Of course!" he quickly replied, picking up another. "En guarde!" They dueled, finally giving up in exhaustion after neither one could beat the other without bleeding them, and they didn't want to hurt the other.
"Sheesh! I'm tired. Let's sit down for a second," Yuya panted. They sit down and rest for about five minutes, then Yuya jumps up. "Okay! Let's go to the next store!"
Yami sighs. "What else do we have to get? Don't we have everything yet? I'm tired!" He whines like a little boy, trying to get out of going to another store.
Yuya blushes. "No, we still have to get one more thing. And no, before you ask, we can't get it here. They don't sell it here. (humor me, I'm pretty sure they don't sell leather underwear.) We're going to. Wal*Mart! The cultural haven of the South! Feel my sarcasm, but things are usually cheaper there."
They walk down the mall to Wal*Mart, and into the man's underwear department. "Okay, We have to buy you underwear. Underwear goes on under your pants." She was interrupted.
"Why do I have to wear them? They will mess up the lines of my pants! I don't want to-"
"I don't care! We have to get them! I don't care if you wear them under your pants or not, but you can wear them under your pajamas at least! Now, you would probably wear a size." she eyes him, "seven. Take these," she piles a load of boxers into his arms, " and go in there " she points to the dressing room "and try them on. The hole goes in front. They're like pants, only they go on underneath. Make sure they're comfortable, then pick out two, and we will just get a couple of packages of plain ones." Yami goes in and tries them on, then comes back out.
"Here, I like these!" he hands her Grinch boxers and a pair of black boxers with little Magicians of Black Chaos on it. "This has my favorite Duel Monster on it! And I don't know what this is, but it reminds me of a Duel Monster too!"
"Okay, and here, take these" she hands him two packages of Hanes underwear "this should be enough. Let's go get you some pajamas." They went to the pajama section, and got some black silk pajamas for Yami. (Yum! Can't you picture this?)
Yuya paid for the clothes, (can someone say, credit card?) and suddenly said, "Are you hungry? I sure am! Let's go to the food court!"
"OK." Yami wondered what a 'food court' was. Well, it's probably somewhere where you can get food, since she said she was hungry. They went to the food court, and she ordered a large pepperoni pizza plus crazy bread from Little Caesar's. They ate the pizza (Yami: "What's pizza?", but he liked it.), and went to wash up. She showed him where the guy's bathroom was, then went in her own. They came out, and Yuya asked, "Would you like dessert? How about some chocolate ice-cream?"
End of chapter
Sorry that was so short, but I couldn't really think of anything good, so there! At least I wrote something!