Hey you guys. I know I haven't had anything new for you lately, (mostly because I ran out of things to make fun of ( a.k.a. pokemon)), but now that the Christmas season is upon us and all the crappy Christmas specials out I have regained inspiration. Look forward to seeing cheap shots at Frosty, Rudolf and friends, and the always-lovable Grinch.
Disclaimer: As much as I try, I own no Medabots. I sadly also have no medals seeing as the cops took them away. Damn coppers.
A Medabot Christmas
Medabee: "Christmas specials. How about crappy specials. Who is Charlie Brown to push everyone around like that? He's been corrupted by power! Must destroy!"
Ikki: "Maybe you've had too much eggnog."
Medabee: "Maybe you should shut up!"
Medabee passes out
Ikki: "I just wish my grandparents hadn't been here…"
The camera zooms up on Medabee and the screen gets foggy as if doing a flash back thing
Medabee: "What? Where am I?"
Reindeers: "Ahh run!!! That reindeer looks different from us. We shouldn't let him play in the reindeer games."
Other Reindeer: "Who would want too? What do reindeers play anyway?"
The Reindeer: "Well he'll never know!"
All the reindeers laughed until Rudolf ran away
Medabee: "Rudolf! What's wrong?"
Rudolf: "All of the other reindeer won't let poor me play in the reindeer games."
Medabee: "Well well just see about that."
Medabee's stupid dream plain backfires and him and Rudolf run while fiery pinecones are being hurled at them
Rudolf: "Great. Now not only am I a social reject but I'm wanted for murder."
Medabee: "Who knew that Elves were flammable."
And elf with shiny blond hair walks up
Herby: "Hey I'm a misfit too. Can I join your possy?"
Medabee: "What the hells wrong with you? I'm no misfit."
Herby: "Well you're a talking doll with guns. That's the weirdest think I've ever seen."
Medabee: "Okay! Elfies gona die!!!"
A battle seen arouses
Rudolf: "Go Medabee! Blow his elfish head off!"
Herby: "You forget. Me being a dentist means I have super dentist powers."
Medabee: "Such as?"
Herby: "Wouldn't you like to know."
After much arguing Herby joins the posy after having a long and hard initiation ceremony
Herby: "Did you really have to make he eat worms?"
Medabee: "Haha yeah…"
Medabee: "Look its land ahead!"
Some guy: "A silver and gold land."
Medabee: "No you freak just regular land!"
Some guy: "That is made of silver and gold!"
Some guy gets pushed into the water
Rudolph: "I see an island and island that I couldn't see before. Food and shelter love and warmth. Free samples and more."
Herby: "Perhaps one day If I laugh and prey my life will be inshore. A place. This island and more. The island the island the island of broken dreams. Where all of the misfits are much more then they seems. The island the island oh what fun can be ahead? A place to go where you can rest and put your sleepy head! A place this island and more!"
Medabee had been into the water swimming and screaming for dear life away from the freaks
Medabee was found the next morning washed up on an island
Medabee: "Huh where?"
Some toy thing: "Your on the island of misfit toys. A place where you shall now longer be ashamed of your horrible ugliness."
Medabee: "What the hell is wrong with you people. You're a dog with no legs. A action figure with no made in Taiwan label. A Jack in the box named Fred."
Fred: "I can't help it! Even when I was a baby I knew I was a Fred in a box."
Some toy thing: "Enough! He obviously doesn't appreciate this island. Lets just walk away and not bother him any longer."
Medabee: "Fine with me!"
Fred: "On second thought lets kill him."
Medabee: "Yah! Just try! Taste Lead, freak thing!!!"