bNot offence meant to anyone with this little piece of writing! All your
ff's are great, I promise!/b
Im Malfoy. Draco Malfoy, and there are a few things I need to get sorted out before anyone does anything. Stop! Where the hell do you think you're going, you stupid Muggle! Sit down before I curse you!! That's better.
Im here today to set some of you crazed fanfiction-ers straight. Honestly, the things you write about would reduce Voldemort himself into a scared quivering pulp.
My first true shock came when I read a story about myself and Granger - yes, that dirty little mudblood now-it-all, developing a.close relationship. I shudder at the thought. Not only do we end up rolling around the floor in a hot moment, but I even go so far as to say "I love you.' Excuse me while I go scratch my eyes out, because that's what I would choose if I had a choice of immense pain, or dating Granger. Why you insist on sticking me with such an unlikely character is beyond me. Are you just stupid, or have you not read the books correctly?
And the horror doesn't stop there. While Im off sleeping with half the female population of Hogwarts, Im also teaming together with Potter and his merry band of do-googers to finally put a stop to Voldemort, or to save a fellow student, or to do some sickly good act that puts an end to my horrible past with Potter, making us the best of friends. I completely resent these fanfics, and am insulted to know that some people out there really truly believe that Potter and I will one day sort our differences. Once again, I would rather spend a whole week with Moaning Myrtle than become friends with that stupid goody two shoes and his loser friends.
I don't know if anyone has noticed this or not, but I am not really just a sweet little boy underneath my mean image. I am a Malfoy, which automatically makes me evil. Evil! No Malfoy has ever gone frolicking around being nice to people, and Im sure if there has been such a case, the frolicking person in question would have been out of the family faster than you could say 'Broomstick.'
So, in closing, Im am going to leave you with a few well chosen words: Stop making me out to be some kinda of loser with feelings for Granger, friendship toward Potter and a good nature underneath this evil image. Otherwise, I will have to hurt you. Thank you for your time.
- Draco Malfoy.
Im Malfoy. Draco Malfoy, and there are a few things I need to get sorted out before anyone does anything. Stop! Where the hell do you think you're going, you stupid Muggle! Sit down before I curse you!! That's better.
Im here today to set some of you crazed fanfiction-ers straight. Honestly, the things you write about would reduce Voldemort himself into a scared quivering pulp.
My first true shock came when I read a story about myself and Granger - yes, that dirty little mudblood now-it-all, developing a.close relationship. I shudder at the thought. Not only do we end up rolling around the floor in a hot moment, but I even go so far as to say "I love you.' Excuse me while I go scratch my eyes out, because that's what I would choose if I had a choice of immense pain, or dating Granger. Why you insist on sticking me with such an unlikely character is beyond me. Are you just stupid, or have you not read the books correctly?
And the horror doesn't stop there. While Im off sleeping with half the female population of Hogwarts, Im also teaming together with Potter and his merry band of do-googers to finally put a stop to Voldemort, or to save a fellow student, or to do some sickly good act that puts an end to my horrible past with Potter, making us the best of friends. I completely resent these fanfics, and am insulted to know that some people out there really truly believe that Potter and I will one day sort our differences. Once again, I would rather spend a whole week with Moaning Myrtle than become friends with that stupid goody two shoes and his loser friends.
I don't know if anyone has noticed this or not, but I am not really just a sweet little boy underneath my mean image. I am a Malfoy, which automatically makes me evil. Evil! No Malfoy has ever gone frolicking around being nice to people, and Im sure if there has been such a case, the frolicking person in question would have been out of the family faster than you could say 'Broomstick.'
So, in closing, Im am going to leave you with a few well chosen words: Stop making me out to be some kinda of loser with feelings for Granger, friendship toward Potter and a good nature underneath this evil image. Otherwise, I will have to hurt you. Thank you for your time.
- Draco Malfoy.