Twisted Gundam Wing Fairy Tales
by WSJ
The Legend of the Lightning Baron
Disclaimer: See chapter 1
Summery: See end of last chapter.
Warnings: Almost Zechs/Noin. You'll see.
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"Hey Zechs! Wait up!"
Zechs turned to see Noin running at top speed toward him.
"Hi Noin." he said. The two of them began walking towards the cafeteria. It was lunch break at the university where they taught mobile suit engineering. They sat down next to Treize and Lady Une, who taught how to run a country. (Take over you mean! *snicker*) Noin very nearly threw up when a fellow teacher warned her that the supposed cafeteria 'hamburgers' were really dog food and fish, um, poopoo. (1)
"Hey Zechs, how did you ever become the Lightning Baron in the first place?" she asked after tossing her 'lunch' in the garbage and losing most of her green color.
Zechs laughed and bit into the turkey leg he'd brought from home. As Une gave Noin some of her fish sticks he began his tale...
"I wasn't always Zechs Merquize you know. I was born Milliardo Peacecraft. When I was six and Relena was two, OZ came. They attacked and killed my whole family. I wasn't even sure if Relena had survived. That's why I was so surprised when I saw her during my duel with Heero. As it turns out, our butler took her and escaped before OZ attacked.
"After the attack, I wandered around our bombed out house. I found my father's body, and right there I swore to get revenge. I took dad's mask, so no one would recognise me, and I enrolled as an OZ soldier. I figured I would sort-of 'blow them up' from the inside. I was, am, a good pilot, no one else could pilot the Tallgeese. The way I like to dart around on the battle feild earned me the name 'Lightning Baron'. Tallgeese is really fast anyways, so it kinda earned it for me.
"When I was training at the OZ Victoria base I met Noin and we became best friends. When I had to leave to fight Heero she was afraid I might not come back. But nothing could stop me. I joined up with the Gundams. She had the Lioness Tauros (2) custom built and followed me. She promised never to leave my side, and she never has."
"Well I can't let you have all the fun, now can I Zechs?" Noin asked. She leaned over and Zechs did too, until their lips were just inches apart. But as always happens in these twisted tales of woe, the bell rang, signalling them to get back to their various classrooms.
The two jerked away from each other, blushing furiously.
"Er, we should continue this later..." Zechs mumbled, and Noin nodded her agreement. They turned to see Treize and Une passed out from shock and anticipation, their noses in their food.
"They must have eaten one of the hamburgers." Noin said.
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(1) Don't ask me, I was trying to do the funniest thing I could think of, and my little sister suggested fish poopoo. Shows us how dirty eight year old minds are...
(2) Remember this, it shows up again!
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Took: Didn't this end pretty much like the last one?
WSJ: *sweatdrop* Yeah...
Next Twisted Tale: Duo and the Dragonriders: Gasp! Duo's family is alive! And he has six squealer younger siblings! And his dad's a wacko! How will the world survive? *Has nothing to do with Anne McCaffrey's Pern, so don't sue!*
by WSJ
The Legend of the Lightning Baron
Disclaimer: See chapter 1
Summery: See end of last chapter.
Warnings: Almost Zechs/Noin. You'll see.
()()()()()
"Hey Zechs! Wait up!"
Zechs turned to see Noin running at top speed toward him.
"Hi Noin." he said. The two of them began walking towards the cafeteria. It was lunch break at the university where they taught mobile suit engineering. They sat down next to Treize and Lady Une, who taught how to run a country. (Take over you mean! *snicker*) Noin very nearly threw up when a fellow teacher warned her that the supposed cafeteria 'hamburgers' were really dog food and fish, um, poopoo. (1)
"Hey Zechs, how did you ever become the Lightning Baron in the first place?" she asked after tossing her 'lunch' in the garbage and losing most of her green color.
Zechs laughed and bit into the turkey leg he'd brought from home. As Une gave Noin some of her fish sticks he began his tale...
"I wasn't always Zechs Merquize you know. I was born Milliardo Peacecraft. When I was six and Relena was two, OZ came. They attacked and killed my whole family. I wasn't even sure if Relena had survived. That's why I was so surprised when I saw her during my duel with Heero. As it turns out, our butler took her and escaped before OZ attacked.
"After the attack, I wandered around our bombed out house. I found my father's body, and right there I swore to get revenge. I took dad's mask, so no one would recognise me, and I enrolled as an OZ soldier. I figured I would sort-of 'blow them up' from the inside. I was, am, a good pilot, no one else could pilot the Tallgeese. The way I like to dart around on the battle feild earned me the name 'Lightning Baron'. Tallgeese is really fast anyways, so it kinda earned it for me.
"When I was training at the OZ Victoria base I met Noin and we became best friends. When I had to leave to fight Heero she was afraid I might not come back. But nothing could stop me. I joined up with the Gundams. She had the Lioness Tauros (2) custom built and followed me. She promised never to leave my side, and she never has."
"Well I can't let you have all the fun, now can I Zechs?" Noin asked. She leaned over and Zechs did too, until their lips were just inches apart. But as always happens in these twisted tales of woe, the bell rang, signalling them to get back to their various classrooms.
The two jerked away from each other, blushing furiously.
"Er, we should continue this later..." Zechs mumbled, and Noin nodded her agreement. They turned to see Treize and Une passed out from shock and anticipation, their noses in their food.
"They must have eaten one of the hamburgers." Noin said.
()()()()()
(1) Don't ask me, I was trying to do the funniest thing I could think of, and my little sister suggested fish poopoo. Shows us how dirty eight year old minds are...
(2) Remember this, it shows up again!
()()()()()
Took: Didn't this end pretty much like the last one?
WSJ: *sweatdrop* Yeah...
Next Twisted Tale: Duo and the Dragonriders: Gasp! Duo's family is alive! And he has six squealer younger siblings! And his dad's a wacko! How will the world survive? *Has nothing to do with Anne McCaffrey's Pern, so don't sue!*