The 12 Days of Inuyasha
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Disclaimer: I own Chiyumi. Sharpsnout owns Ashi. In fact I forgot to ask to borrow him. Sorry Kris-Chan!! So uhhh…can I use him?
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Inuyasha stuck up in a tree….
Inuyasha: Somebody wanna get me down?
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Two Shukusens…Ashi: What the Hell is a Shukusen?
Chiyumi: ::whips out metal-edged fan::
Ashi: Oh. Them.
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: No really, I want down.
On the third day if Christmas my true love gave to me…Three half-bred demons…Ashi: Who me?
Chiyumi: You, Inuyasha-kun and me.
Ashi: Got it.
…two Shukusens…
Chiyumi: I love my battle fans.
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: LET ME DOWN!!!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Four subdue words…Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Inuyasha: ::slams into nearest branch four consecutive times, but remains in tree::
…three half-bred demons…Chiyumi: And those are the best kind!
…two Shukusens…Kagome: Ooo! Can I have one?
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: *_*
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Inuyasha: *_*
…four subdue words…
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Inuyasha: ::slam, slam, slam, slam::
...three half-bred demons…
Ashi: Not by choice!
Chiyumi: Oh shut up.
…two Shukusens…
Chiyumi: Maybe I can cut Inuyasha-kun down with one…
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: ::waking up:: Ow…it burns…
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Six crap shot arrows…
Kagome: I'll get him down! ::Fires arrows nearly taking out an eye::
Inuyasha: ARE YOU TRYIN' TO KILL ME OR WHAT?!?!
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Inuyasha: Whaddya mean 'five blades of blood'? I ain't bleedin'!
…four subdue words…
Kagome: Si- ::mouth is covered::
…three half-bred demons…
Chiyumi: You're welcome Inuyasha-kun!
…two Shukusens…
Ashi: I still think you should cut him down.
Chiyumi: I would 'cept we're only half way through the song.
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: WHAT?!?
Chiyumi: :: shrug::
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Seven Tetsusaigas slashing…
Inuyasha: That's it! I'll cut myself outta this damn tree! ::Tries to reach sword and fails::
…six crap shot arrows…
Kagome: Lemme try again.
Inuyasha: NO!!
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Inuyasha: I'M NOT BLEEDIN'
…four subdue words…
Chiyumi: After the eight sits you'd think you were just a little bloody.
…three half-bred demons…
Inuyasha: Shut up Chiyumi.
…two Shukusens…
Chiyumi: ::throws Shukusen at him and almost takes off his head:: Oops…missed.
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: Are all the females in this stupid song trying to kill me?
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Eight naked women…
Miroku: WHERE?!?!?!
…seven Tetsusaigas slashing…
Chiyumi: And who allowed them here?
…six crap shot arrows…
Naked Woman #3: We're just….y'know…here.
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Chiyumi: ::digs claws into left arm::
…four subdue words…
Miroku: N-n-now Chiyumi d-do you really need to look at those lovely young ladies like that?
…three half-bred demons…
Ashi: Go Chiyumi, GO!!
…two Shukusens…
Naked woman # 6: ::gul…ulp::
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: Hey! Remember me?
One the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Nine Myoga's sucking…
Myoga: I'm Myoga the flea, always a beast, never a burden! Er..
…eight naked women…
Myoga: What is Lady Chiyumi doing?
…seven Tetsusaigas slashing…
Inuyasha: She's gonna lay waste to the eight naked women.
…six crap shot arrows…
Miroku: You really don't want t-
Chiyumi: Shut up.
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Chiyumi: DAMN RIGHT! BLADES OF BLOOD!!!!! ::naked women scatter::
…four subdue words…
Miroku: Wait! Come back!
…three half-bred demons…
Chiyumi: ::glare:: Chibi-monk-kun, I am warning you…
…two Shukusens…
Miroku: ::gulp:: I mean, no…don't come back. Yes…stay…away.
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: Careful Yumi-chan, your jealousy's showing.
Chiyumi: Shut up. At least I'm not stuck up in a tree.
One the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Ten Shippo's teasing…
Shippo: HAHA!! Inuyasha's stuck in a tree!!
…nine Myoga's sucking…
Shippo: What a loooooooooooooooser!!!
…eight naked women…
Chiyumi: ::chasing down Miroku:: You perverted freak! You're DEAD!!!
…seven Tetsusaigas slashing…
Inuyasha: I'm going to kill you fox boy. ::Struggles to get Tetsusaiga, fails and winds up dropping the sword on Miroku, knocking him out::
…six crap shot arrows…
Shippo: Looooooooooooooooooooser!!!
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Chiyumi: Damn Inuyasha-kun. That's good aim.
…four subdue words…
Inuyasha: I wasn't aiming for him!
…three half-bred demons…
Chiyumi: Oh. Well good job anyway.
…two Shukusens…
Inuyasha: What did he do anyway?
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Chiyumi: Looked up my skirt…again.
One the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Eleven Sesshoumaru…
Sesshoumaru: Hmm, Inuyasha stuck in a tree…
…ten Shippo's teasing…
Inuyasha: Aww, crap I'm screwed.
…nine Myoga's sucking…
Chiyumi: Sesshoumaru-sama!!! ::Flying glomp::
…eight naked women…
Sesshoumaru: Do you mind? I need to kill your brother.
…seven Tetsusaigas slashing…
Sesshoumaru: I mean look at him; it's a perfect shot.
…six crap shot arrows…
Chiyumi: Awww….but it's Christmas…can't ya just leave him?
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Shippo: Inuyasha's a looooooser!!
…four subdue words…
Chiyumi: You could always insult him like Shippo.
…three half-bred demons…
Sesshoumaru: ::Likes that idea::
…two Shukusens…
Sesshoumaru: So pathetic, Inuyasha, befitting a half-breed.
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Inuyasha: Shut up you.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Twelve more Shikon Jewel shards…
Kagome: 12? That's all?
…eleven Sesshoumaru…
Ashi: Well 12 is better than none.
…ten Shippo's teasing…
Kagome: Yes I guess…
…nine Myoga's sucking…
Miroku: ::waking up:: Where's the naked women?
…eight naked women…
Chiyumi: They left remember?
…seven Tetsusaigas slashing…
Miroku: Oh yeah…
…six crap shot arrows…
Shippo & Sesshoumaru: ::Insulting Inuyasha like no tomorrow::
…FIVE BLADES OF BLOOD…
Inuyasha: Shut up will you?!?!
…four subdue words…
Kagome: Sit!
…three half-bred demons…
Inuyasha: ::falls out of tree::
…two Shukusens…
Inuyasha: Heh, heh, heh, C'mere Shippo!!!
…and Inuyasha stuck up in a tree…
Shippo: Uh-oh!! HALP!! ::Runs::
Inuyasha: ::Gives chase::
Chiyumi: ::grabs Sesshoumaru's arm:: You said you'd leave him Sesshoumaru-sama…
Ashi: 'Sides, the songs over.
Sesshoumaru: Oh…