Can Hate Be Love?
DISCLAIMERS: I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING. IF I DID, I'D BE HELLA RICH! THEN YOU CAN SUE, BUT SINCE I HAVE NO MONEY, DON'T SUE!
Duo had been thinking about the revenge thing all night. He decided that he'd switch shampoos and such to annoy the intruder. He quickly switched the shampoo that Tari used and switched it with shaving cream. He giggled evily before going to bed.
The next morning, Duo woke up groggily and headed for the bathroom to shower. The door was locked and closed. "Hey! Who's in there!" he yelled.
"Fuck off," Tari's voice came from inside. Duo then remembered the night before and grinned. He decided to put his acting to the test.
"Lemme in bitch!"
"I told you to fuck off.
"I need to use the bathroom!"
"That's just too bad." Duo heard the shower go on and grinned. He did a lil victory dance and congratulated himself for the brilliant idea. Duo sat down next to the door and waited for a scream or angry yell or curses. There was none. Duo waited outside the bathroom until he heard the shower turn off. //WHAT! Why didn't it work?//
Tari walked out of the bathroom wearing only a towel around herself. She was carrying a bottle of shampoo. Duo gaped in shock of the shampoo bottle and at what Tari was wearing, or covering herself with. She raised an eyebrow at him. "Duo babe, close your mouth. You're going to get drool all over the carpet." Duo snapped out of his trance and glared at Tari. Tari laughed and entered her room.
Duo got up and was going to go to the bathroom, but Wufei shoved passed him and slammed the door. Duo stared after him in horror. "Wufei! No! Don't go in there!" but it was too late. He could hear the shower on and so Duo ran to his room and locked the door.
"DUO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!" Wufei's voice rang throughout the household. Duo ran under the bed as his door was being pounded on by Wufei. It was only fifteen minutes later when the ounding stopped.
"Shut up Wufei. Kill him when he comes out of the room. In the mean time, get some clothes and a wig," he could hear Tari's voice say. Duo giggled uncontrollably at the thought of Wufei bald headed and naked. He could hear Wufei's grunt and stomps of anger fade away with a slam of a door. Duo peeked from under the bed and stepped outside. He found Tari waiting outside.
"That was for me, wasn't it?"
"How'd ya guess genius?"
"If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get," Tari said with an evil glint in her eyes. She walked away down the hall and from his sight.
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Duo went to check on Death Scythe and screamed. Everyone ran into the hangar to see what the problem was. They stared at the scene before them before falling to the ground in uncontrollable laughter. Death Scythe was painted pink and had a huge pink bow tied around its neck. It wore a huge frilly dress that looked more like a deformed tent.
Duo turned and glared at Tari, who was on the ground laughing and holding her stomache. She supressed her laughter and got up. "You did it, didn't you!" Duo yelled.
Tari's face turned serious. "No, I didn't. I swear on Shinimegami I didn't." Duo just glared at her before stomping off. The other guys got control of their laughter and got up.
"Good job Tari. Can't wait to get a picture of this," Wufei said.
"Are you actually congratulating me? An onna?" Tari said in mock surprise. Wufei flicked her off and walked away. Tari grabbed a rock and threw it at his now almost bald head.
"And another thing, I did not do that to Death Scythe," Tari said. The remaining three boys looked at her skeptically, but Tari didn't care. She didn't do it, although it *was* a very good joke. There were flashes of light as Wufei took pictures of Death Scythe. The boys soon left and Tari was left in the hangar by herself. She stared intently at Death Angel.
"Are you trying to get me in trouble?" she demanded.
No. I was helping you with the fight you and that guy had
//Some help//
Well sorry. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you liked the guy
//I do not like him! I just don't wanna get in trouble. The Professors told me to behave after all//
Since when did you listen to them? Tari said nothing. She was too deep in thought to notice someone watching her from the shadows.
"Go clean up your mess. I mean it. You did it, so you're gonna clean up." Duo watched her with thoughts of Tari being crazy and talking to herself.
Aw, do I gotta?
//Yes you gotta//
*sigh* Oh alright. But you better upgrade me
"When I get the chance."
It better be soon Duo watched as Tari got out the hose and dragged it to Death Angel. He was shocked to find Death Angel picking it up and hosing Death Scythe. Tari flipped away from the mess and watched from one of the railings. The paint came off Death Scythe and Death Angel swiped it out ino the drain with its hand. It then ripped off the frilly dress and bow. It balled it all up and gave it to Tari.
"Thanks. I'll try to upgrade you right away." Death Angel nodded and pointed in the direction in which Duo hid. Tari whipped around and threw something. Duo tried to get away, but he felt his sleeve stuck. He saw a razor disk at his sleeve and the wall. Tari was running and was getting closer. Duo tugged at his sleeve and it ripped. He ran off before Tari could catch him.
Tari only found black cloth on her disk. //Who do you think this might be?//
You already know
//He must've seen what happened. What should we do to him?//
Well, we can't threaten him. He'll only use that as blackmail. How about acting as if it doesn't matter what he saw?
//Sounds good. Thanks//
I'm here to help and look over ya
//Whatever//
Naughty naughty Duo. What will Tari do now?
DISCLAIMERS: I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING. IF I DID, I'D BE HELLA RICH! THEN YOU CAN SUE, BUT SINCE I HAVE NO MONEY, DON'T SUE!
Duo had been thinking about the revenge thing all night. He decided that he'd switch shampoos and such to annoy the intruder. He quickly switched the shampoo that Tari used and switched it with shaving cream. He giggled evily before going to bed.
The next morning, Duo woke up groggily and headed for the bathroom to shower. The door was locked and closed. "Hey! Who's in there!" he yelled.
"Fuck off," Tari's voice came from inside. Duo then remembered the night before and grinned. He decided to put his acting to the test.
"Lemme in bitch!"
"I told you to fuck off.
"I need to use the bathroom!"
"That's just too bad." Duo heard the shower go on and grinned. He did a lil victory dance and congratulated himself for the brilliant idea. Duo sat down next to the door and waited for a scream or angry yell or curses. There was none. Duo waited outside the bathroom until he heard the shower turn off. //WHAT! Why didn't it work?//
Tari walked out of the bathroom wearing only a towel around herself. She was carrying a bottle of shampoo. Duo gaped in shock of the shampoo bottle and at what Tari was wearing, or covering herself with. She raised an eyebrow at him. "Duo babe, close your mouth. You're going to get drool all over the carpet." Duo snapped out of his trance and glared at Tari. Tari laughed and entered her room.
Duo got up and was going to go to the bathroom, but Wufei shoved passed him and slammed the door. Duo stared after him in horror. "Wufei! No! Don't go in there!" but it was too late. He could hear the shower on and so Duo ran to his room and locked the door.
"DUO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!" Wufei's voice rang throughout the household. Duo ran under the bed as his door was being pounded on by Wufei. It was only fifteen minutes later when the ounding stopped.
"Shut up Wufei. Kill him when he comes out of the room. In the mean time, get some clothes and a wig," he could hear Tari's voice say. Duo giggled uncontrollably at the thought of Wufei bald headed and naked. He could hear Wufei's grunt and stomps of anger fade away with a slam of a door. Duo peeked from under the bed and stepped outside. He found Tari waiting outside.
"That was for me, wasn't it?"
"How'd ya guess genius?"
"If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get," Tari said with an evil glint in her eyes. She walked away down the hall and from his sight.
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Duo went to check on Death Scythe and screamed. Everyone ran into the hangar to see what the problem was. They stared at the scene before them before falling to the ground in uncontrollable laughter. Death Scythe was painted pink and had a huge pink bow tied around its neck. It wore a huge frilly dress that looked more like a deformed tent.
Duo turned and glared at Tari, who was on the ground laughing and holding her stomache. She supressed her laughter and got up. "You did it, didn't you!" Duo yelled.
Tari's face turned serious. "No, I didn't. I swear on Shinimegami I didn't." Duo just glared at her before stomping off. The other guys got control of their laughter and got up.
"Good job Tari. Can't wait to get a picture of this," Wufei said.
"Are you actually congratulating me? An onna?" Tari said in mock surprise. Wufei flicked her off and walked away. Tari grabbed a rock and threw it at his now almost bald head.
"And another thing, I did not do that to Death Scythe," Tari said. The remaining three boys looked at her skeptically, but Tari didn't care. She didn't do it, although it *was* a very good joke. There were flashes of light as Wufei took pictures of Death Scythe. The boys soon left and Tari was left in the hangar by herself. She stared intently at Death Angel.
"Are you trying to get me in trouble?" she demanded.
No. I was helping you with the fight you and that guy had
//Some help//
Well sorry. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you liked the guy
//I do not like him! I just don't wanna get in trouble. The Professors told me to behave after all//
Since when did you listen to them? Tari said nothing. She was too deep in thought to notice someone watching her from the shadows.
"Go clean up your mess. I mean it. You did it, so you're gonna clean up." Duo watched her with thoughts of Tari being crazy and talking to herself.
Aw, do I gotta?
//Yes you gotta//
*sigh* Oh alright. But you better upgrade me
"When I get the chance."
It better be soon Duo watched as Tari got out the hose and dragged it to Death Angel. He was shocked to find Death Angel picking it up and hosing Death Scythe. Tari flipped away from the mess and watched from one of the railings. The paint came off Death Scythe and Death Angel swiped it out ino the drain with its hand. It then ripped off the frilly dress and bow. It balled it all up and gave it to Tari.
"Thanks. I'll try to upgrade you right away." Death Angel nodded and pointed in the direction in which Duo hid. Tari whipped around and threw something. Duo tried to get away, but he felt his sleeve stuck. He saw a razor disk at his sleeve and the wall. Tari was running and was getting closer. Duo tugged at his sleeve and it ripped. He ran off before Tari could catch him.
Tari only found black cloth on her disk. //Who do you think this might be?//
You already know
//He must've seen what happened. What should we do to him?//
Well, we can't threaten him. He'll only use that as blackmail. How about acting as if it doesn't matter what he saw?
//Sounds good. Thanks//
I'm here to help and look over ya
//Whatever//
Naughty naughty Duo. What will Tari do now?