Disclaimer: I don't own anything but a bubble gum wrapper and some pocket lint.
Goten: Yumm pocket lint!
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way anyone woundering what FUBAR stands for it means F%cked Up Beyond All Recognition.
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Surgeon Generals warning: This story is extremly stupid and badly written. Reading this story may cause I.Q. drop and increased dumbness.
**DOO DO DOO DO DO**
YOU ARE NOW APPROCHING THE BRIEFS ZONE.
(insert squigly dream lines and creepy music here)
Creepy annoncer dude: Picture if you will a bright and starry night. A innnocent Pan Son (smirks and gives the finger) exuse me... an almost-innocent Pan Son is decending the stairs of capsule corp. She spots a certain purple haired bish, for now well call him Trunks, getting ready to go- somewhere. She enters her friend and Trunks' sister Bra briefs' room to find Bra (dramatic music) fixing her hair.
Pan: Hey were is Trunks going?
Bra: On a date.
Pan: (gasps) With who. What horrible person would steal my beautiful Trunks from me tonight?
Bra: Amelia.
Pan: Isn't that Trunks secretaries best friends brothers ex-gilfriends former roomate.(catches breath)
Bra: Yup.
Pan: NOOOOOO!! Why Dende Why? How can you do this to me? My father practically raised you're sorry green ass. The bee-otch must burn!!
Bra: Pan calm down I've got a plan.
Pan: Are we gonna remove her kidneys and sell them on the black market.
Bra: Eww! No!
Pan: Make soup out of her freshly peeled skin?
Bra: (gags)
Pan: Squeeze the jelly from her eyes?
Bra: Ugh Pan NO!! I think you like my brother to much. My plan was... (pulls out a large blackboard from her closet with lots of x's and o's on it) Trunks and Amelia plan to meet up at the resturant here (points) so you this little 'x' right here are going to put on skimpy clothes and a blonde wig and flirt with him to distract him. I this little 'x' over here by the bushes is going to jump out and clobber Amelia over the head with a very large mallet then I will bound and gag her and throw her in a broom closet. Then when Amelia doesn't show up he'll get angry because he got stood up 'cause "no girl ever stands up Trunks briefs". Then he'll come home call Goten up so he can vent, then we can both make our moves.
Pan: Wait I thought this was going to be a twilight zone parody, there is nothing creepy or twisted about this plan at all it sounds like a crappy cliche get together fic.
Bra: Pan, who cares I get to see Goten!
Pan: (sighs) Why me?
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Creepy annoncer dude: Trunks approaches the resteraunt not knowing about the horrible things that were about to happen to his date.
Pan: Agh! Bra do I have to where this skirt its so tight I can barely walk.
Bra:(pulling on a black ski mask) Just shut up and stick to the plan!
Pan:(walks near Trunks and "accidently" bumps into him) Oh I'm so sorry.
Trunks:(looks up to see a beutiful blonde in a tiny skirt) Am I in heaven?
Pan:(giggles and blushes)
Bra:(sighs) My brother is such an idiot around women.
Creepy annoncer dude: Bra begins to creep up on her unsespecting victim (suspenful music). She hits her over the head with a rather large mallet and dragged her into the closet. She bound her with rope and stuck a sock in her mouth. Bra left out side to get Pan not knowing the consequences of what she had just done.
Trunks: You have beautiful eyes.
Pan:(giggles) Thank you.
Trunks: Whats you're name?
Pan: Pan...dora. Pandora.
Trunks:Wow thats a pretty name, it reminds me of Pan's
Pan: Ohh who is she you're girlfriend?
Trunks:I wish.
Pan:(Pan blushes furiuosly then sees Bra waving to her to leave) I gotta go.
Trunks: Wait! Can I have you're number.
Pan: You already have it.
Trunks: What?
Pan: Good Bye!
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Creepy announcer dude: Trunks no longer wanted to wait for his date after a half hour . He flew home hoping to tell Goten about the pretty girl he had met and the stupid girl that stood him up. Mean while Bra was upstairs getting dressed up while Pan was trying to get dressed down.
Pan:(removing wig) He said my eyes were pretty isn't that sweet?
Bra:(putting on lip gloss) He says that to alot of girls.
Pan: SHUT UP! Don't spoil the moment.
Bra:(poses) So how do I look.
Pan:You look like you spent way to much effort.
Bra: Perfect!
Creepy annoncer dude: The walk down stairs to find Goten and Trunks (DUN DUN DUN) sitting on the couch.
Trunks: Her eyes were so beautiful they were like black diamonds.
Goten:I'm Hungry.
Bra:(turns to Goten) Well hello Goten I didn't expect to see you here.
Trunks & Pan: Oh what a give away.
Goten:I'm hungry
Bra: Well I have a tasty pie you can eat.
Trunks & Pan: Ewww!
Goten: Yumm pie what flavor is it?
Bra: Cherry
Trunks & Pan:(Gag,Cough)
Goten: Can I eat it?
Bra: Sure let me go and 'prepare' it.
Pan:(faints)
Trunks: Pan!
Bra:(goes in the kitchen and comes out with a cherry pie) Here you go Goten. What happened to Pan?
Pan:(wakes up)WEW! I thought this was turning into a lemon!
Trunks: Tell me about it. Lets watch some tv.
Creepy announcer dude: Nothing would prepare them for what would happen next.
News anchor person: Today Amelia, Trunks Briefs' secretaries best friend brothers ex-girlfriends former roomate (catches breath) was found dead inside a broom closet. She was bound and gagged. While the official cause of death is unknown, the investigators believe it was from the toxic fumes of the sock she was gagged with.
Bra:ohh crap!
Pan: Damn that was one gross sock.
Trunks: Ha. I have still never been stood up
Goten: Bra you're pie tastes good!
Creepy announcer dude: A sick twist of fate. A innocent person killed by a stinky sock. This type of maddness is only conceivable in the briefs zone.
Goku: (scratches back of head) Where did I put my other sock.
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Pan: So that was the twisted ending, how lame. That was the stupidest fanfic ever written.
writers block: (cries) I know i'm a horrible writer! Waaaa.
Vegeta: Damn straight.
Goten: I dont get why everyone was so shocked when Bra wanted me to eat her cherry pie.
Pan: Ewww sick hentai writer.
writers block: Straight up. ;]
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So my first chappy was corny, my second chappy dirty, and well my third chappy was just plain stupid.
Well I, writers block have a serious case of writers block so tell me what you would like the forth chappy to be like.
Goten: Yumm pocket lint!
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way anyone woundering what FUBAR stands for it means F%cked Up Beyond All Recognition.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Surgeon Generals warning: This story is extremly stupid and badly written. Reading this story may cause I.Q. drop and increased dumbness.
**DOO DO DOO DO DO**
YOU ARE NOW APPROCHING THE BRIEFS ZONE.
(insert squigly dream lines and creepy music here)
Creepy annoncer dude: Picture if you will a bright and starry night. A innnocent Pan Son (smirks and gives the finger) exuse me... an almost-innocent Pan Son is decending the stairs of capsule corp. She spots a certain purple haired bish, for now well call him Trunks, getting ready to go- somewhere. She enters her friend and Trunks' sister Bra briefs' room to find Bra (dramatic music) fixing her hair.
Pan: Hey were is Trunks going?
Bra: On a date.
Pan: (gasps) With who. What horrible person would steal my beautiful Trunks from me tonight?
Bra: Amelia.
Pan: Isn't that Trunks secretaries best friends brothers ex-gilfriends former roomate.(catches breath)
Bra: Yup.
Pan: NOOOOOO!! Why Dende Why? How can you do this to me? My father practically raised you're sorry green ass. The bee-otch must burn!!
Bra: Pan calm down I've got a plan.
Pan: Are we gonna remove her kidneys and sell them on the black market.
Bra: Eww! No!
Pan: Make soup out of her freshly peeled skin?
Bra: (gags)
Pan: Squeeze the jelly from her eyes?
Bra: Ugh Pan NO!! I think you like my brother to much. My plan was... (pulls out a large blackboard from her closet with lots of x's and o's on it) Trunks and Amelia plan to meet up at the resturant here (points) so you this little 'x' right here are going to put on skimpy clothes and a blonde wig and flirt with him to distract him. I this little 'x' over here by the bushes is going to jump out and clobber Amelia over the head with a very large mallet then I will bound and gag her and throw her in a broom closet. Then when Amelia doesn't show up he'll get angry because he got stood up 'cause "no girl ever stands up Trunks briefs". Then he'll come home call Goten up so he can vent, then we can both make our moves.
Pan: Wait I thought this was going to be a twilight zone parody, there is nothing creepy or twisted about this plan at all it sounds like a crappy cliche get together fic.
Bra: Pan, who cares I get to see Goten!
Pan: (sighs) Why me?
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Creepy annoncer dude: Trunks approaches the resteraunt not knowing about the horrible things that were about to happen to his date.
Pan: Agh! Bra do I have to where this skirt its so tight I can barely walk.
Bra:(pulling on a black ski mask) Just shut up and stick to the plan!
Pan:(walks near Trunks and "accidently" bumps into him) Oh I'm so sorry.
Trunks:(looks up to see a beutiful blonde in a tiny skirt) Am I in heaven?
Pan:(giggles and blushes)
Bra:(sighs) My brother is such an idiot around women.
Creepy annoncer dude: Bra begins to creep up on her unsespecting victim (suspenful music). She hits her over the head with a rather large mallet and dragged her into the closet. She bound her with rope and stuck a sock in her mouth. Bra left out side to get Pan not knowing the consequences of what she had just done.
Trunks: You have beautiful eyes.
Pan:(giggles) Thank you.
Trunks: Whats you're name?
Pan: Pan...dora. Pandora.
Trunks:Wow thats a pretty name, it reminds me of Pan's
Pan: Ohh who is she you're girlfriend?
Trunks:I wish.
Pan:(Pan blushes furiuosly then sees Bra waving to her to leave) I gotta go.
Trunks: Wait! Can I have you're number.
Pan: You already have it.
Trunks: What?
Pan: Good Bye!
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Creepy announcer dude: Trunks no longer wanted to wait for his date after a half hour . He flew home hoping to tell Goten about the pretty girl he had met and the stupid girl that stood him up. Mean while Bra was upstairs getting dressed up while Pan was trying to get dressed down.
Pan:(removing wig) He said my eyes were pretty isn't that sweet?
Bra:(putting on lip gloss) He says that to alot of girls.
Pan: SHUT UP! Don't spoil the moment.
Bra:(poses) So how do I look.
Pan:You look like you spent way to much effort.
Bra: Perfect!
Creepy annoncer dude: The walk down stairs to find Goten and Trunks (DUN DUN DUN) sitting on the couch.
Trunks: Her eyes were so beautiful they were like black diamonds.
Goten:I'm Hungry.
Bra:(turns to Goten) Well hello Goten I didn't expect to see you here.
Trunks & Pan: Oh what a give away.
Goten:I'm hungry
Bra: Well I have a tasty pie you can eat.
Trunks & Pan: Ewww!
Goten: Yumm pie what flavor is it?
Bra: Cherry
Trunks & Pan:(Gag,Cough)
Goten: Can I eat it?
Bra: Sure let me go and 'prepare' it.
Pan:(faints)
Trunks: Pan!
Bra:(goes in the kitchen and comes out with a cherry pie) Here you go Goten. What happened to Pan?
Pan:(wakes up)WEW! I thought this was turning into a lemon!
Trunks: Tell me about it. Lets watch some tv.
Creepy announcer dude: Nothing would prepare them for what would happen next.
News anchor person: Today Amelia, Trunks Briefs' secretaries best friend brothers ex-girlfriends former roomate (catches breath) was found dead inside a broom closet. She was bound and gagged. While the official cause of death is unknown, the investigators believe it was from the toxic fumes of the sock she was gagged with.
Bra:ohh crap!
Pan: Damn that was one gross sock.
Trunks: Ha. I have still never been stood up
Goten: Bra you're pie tastes good!
Creepy announcer dude: A sick twist of fate. A innocent person killed by a stinky sock. This type of maddness is only conceivable in the briefs zone.
Goku: (scratches back of head) Where did I put my other sock.
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Pan: So that was the twisted ending, how lame. That was the stupidest fanfic ever written.
writers block: (cries) I know i'm a horrible writer! Waaaa.
Vegeta: Damn straight.
Goten: I dont get why everyone was so shocked when Bra wanted me to eat her cherry pie.
Pan: Ewww sick hentai writer.
writers block: Straight up. ;]
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So my first chappy was corny, my second chappy dirty, and well my third chappy was just plain stupid.
Well I, writers block have a serious case of writers block so tell me what you would like the forth chappy to be like.