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"Can you spell trash can. We're doomed!" GIR shrieked.

"All right, all right!" Dib shouted from down below. "If I send out the troops, will you calm down?" Dib asked.

"Yes, yes we promise!" GIR shouted back.

"Save your batteries." Dib went down to the Hobo 678.

"That's using the old noodle Dib!" KIR said coming down from the window sill.

"Sergeant establish the recon drill downstairs. Code red!" Dib told the mini sized soldier. "You know what to do!"

"Yes, Sir!" Hobo 678 saluted and called down to the troops. "Alright men you heard him. Code red, repeat code red. Recon plan Charlie, execute! Let's move, let's move!" All the tiny little soldiers got out of the bucket and headed for the door.

Hobo 678 checked if the coast was clear. He signaled for the troops to follow. All the men went to the edge of the stairs. They sent down a jump rope so the toy soldiers can climb down.

Scene moves to Dib and the other toys in the bed room. Dib turned the knob so you can hear some static. "And this is how we find out . what is in those presents."

Scene goes back to the toy army. Squee's mom comes out of the kitchen. The little army freezes. "Okay who's hungry? Here come the chips. I've got cool ranch and barbeque! OW!" Squee's mom stepped on one of the little soldiers.

"What in the world! I thought I told him to pick these up." She brushed the soldiers aside with her foot and went back in the kitchen.

"Shouldn't they be there by now what's taking them so long?" GIR asked panicking again.

"Hey these guys are trained professionals. They're the best. Come on they're not lying down on the job." Dib said seriously.

When you see the soldiers again they're lying down. They abruptly get up and hop to the stair landing. The soldiers on the top of the stairs bring down the walkie talkie. The soldiers on the bottom untie the communicator and hop to the nearest plant.

Hobo 678's about to leave until he here's a soldier cry for help. "Go on with out me. Just go!" The soldier cry's out.

"A good solider never leaves a man behind." Hobo 678 dragged the injured soldier to the plant. The soldiers are already setting up the communicator when they arrive.

In the background you can hear Squee's mom making arrangements. "Settle down kids. Now everybody sit in a circle. No Squee you sit in the middle. Good, now which present are you going to open first?"

(Back at the room)

"Come in mother bird. This is Alpha Bravo." Hobo 678 said over the intercom.

"This is it! This is it!" Dib shouted.

"Come in mother bird." Hobo 678 said again.

"Quiet, quiet, quiet." Dib hushed the overeager toys.

"Alright Squee's opening the first present."

"Mrs. Skoodge, Mrs. Skoodge, Mrs. Skoodge." Skoodge pleaded. Gaz looked at him strangely. "What I can have dreams."

"The bows coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a, it's a lunch box." Hobo 678 said surprised. Everyone in the room sighed a breath of relief.

"A lunch box?" a few toys questioned.

"Okay here comes the second. It appears to be . bed sheets?"

"Who invited that kid?" GIR asked.

(A few hours later)

"Only one left!" Hobo shouted. All the toys looked up form what they were doing. They joined Dib by the bed. "It's a big one! It's a . board game! I repeat Battle Ship!"

All the toys in the room rejoiced. The toy soldiers relaxed a bit too. "Mission accomplished men. Pack it up we're going home." Hobo 678 instructed.

"See what did I tell ya'? Nothing to worry about." Dib said relaxing on the bed.

"I never doubted you for one second Dib." KIR shouted smiling.

(Back at the plant)

Squee's mom went to the closet and got out a present. "Oh wait a minute! What do we have here?" Squee's mom asked showing Squee the present.

"Wait a minute, turn that thing back on!" Hobo 678 shouted.

(At the room, a lot of scene changing.)

"Come in mother bird. Come in mother bird!" Hobo 678 yelled over the intercom. "Mom has pulled out a surprise present! Squee's opening it; he's really excited about this one."

"Mom what is it?" You can hear Squee ask.

"It's a huge package. Oh get out of the . I can't see! A kid's in the way! It's a ."

"It's a what? What is it?" GIR yelled shaking the table with the walkie talkie on it. It soon fell off.

"Oh now look what you did! Ya' klutz! Turn it around! Turn it around!" Skoodge shouted at GIR. They flipped it over and jammed the batteries inside.

"He's putting them in backwards!" Skoodge yelled again.

"No plus is positive and minus is negative! Oh let me!" Gaz pushed everyone surrounding the communicator aside.

(Back at the plant)

"Let's go to my room guys!" Squee held up something but you can only see the shadow.

"Red alert! Red alert! Squee is coming upstairs!" Hobo yelled through the communicator.

(The room)

"There!" Gaz shouted. She prompted it back up.

"Juvenile intrusion! Repeat resume your positions!" Hobo shouted.

"Squee's coming everyone! Hurry back to your places!" Dib shouted. Everyone ran to their places and Dib lied on the pillow.

(Squee comes upstairs)

"Out of my way!" a boy shouts.

"Here I come!" another yells.

"Hey look its laser light up!" Squee yells. He is playing with something that you can't see. "Take that Oog!" Squee grabs the pillow Dib was on and Dib falls off. He slides under the bed. Dib gets up and tries to look at what Squee was playing with.

"Quick make a space for his spaceship to land!" One of the boys said.

"Come on down guys for games! We got prizes!" Squee's mom yelled from downstairs.

"Oh yeah!" all the boys ran out of the room. After that all the toys came from their hiding places and looked at Dib who just came out from under the bed.

"What the heck is up there? Dib what are you doing under the bed?!" everyone asked shocked.

"Uh nothing, I'm sure Squee didn't mean too." Dib got up and dusted himself off. "He was just a little excited that's all. To much cake and ice cream I suppose. It's just a mistake."

"Well that mistake is sitting in your spot!" Skoodge pointed out.

"Are you getting replaced?" GIR asked shocked.

"Hey what did I tell you earlier? No one's getting replaced. Now let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there, a nice big Squee's room welcome." Dib got up on the bed and saw a small figure.

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Have you guessed who this guy is? If you didn't then you're a little slow. I'm just kidding. Please R/R!